OooOOoo AaaaAAaaAahh

niggers are humans

BASED as fuck

fuck you yes i do apparently

You're a real son of a robot

thank you based monkey

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DUDE THIS POST MEANS NIIIIIIIIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHA

can one truly "know" a language?

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cooo aooooclcl cooll oha i ioc COCOCOool

niggers?

i fart

>night Yea Forums is good

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This more than likely killed a /pol/ bait or Smash leak thread.

feet

careful what you wish for..

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Donkey Kong is a pretty realistic chimpout simulator. 64 even had guns.

moumantai

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Why are chimps so fucking strong? I heard something about them having their muscles arranged in another way, but only from hearsay.
Any primatologist that can give me a quick rundown?

>joe rogane makes another rant vid about chimps

based

Why do white people embarrass themselves like this?

And this kids, is how I met your mother

monkey thread?

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idk but look up shaved chimpanzee on googer images, those fuckers are yoked

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YO JANNY, GET SPLASHED ON

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Based monky

Gorillas are apes, not monkeys.

Jesus. So many chimps look so lanky when they have fur, frightening that there are these beasts beneath.
Do they automatically get /fit/ or is it so that their general lifestyle just builds all this muscle? If it is the latter I assume obesity in zoos should be a big problem.

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>A lion? An easy kill for the likes of me. A bear? Please.

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Imagine being locked in a small space with this thing

This guy slaps your waifus ass. What do?

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lmao

Its their lifestyle and being somewhat arboreal in general. If you spent all your time hoisting your body weight plus extra some 20+ feet in the air you'd look pretty jacked too. Many zoos put a lot of funding into getting proper enclosures for their animals within the past 40 or 50 years, and said enclosures should more closely emulate their native living conditions compared to older enclosures. That said, animal obesity can be a pretty huge problem in zoos which is one of the major reasons for this push for better enclosures. It doesn't prevent primates from getting depressed at times, but it reduces the odds of fostering unhealthy lifestyles for them.

t. anthropologist who's had to study past and present primates

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New Ape Escape when?

So wwyd, mr anthropologist sir

Stand a good distance from him and start throwing shit

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You let them have the 2D waifu because you do not want to square up with over 100lbs of solid muscle and bad attitude. By the way, chimps know how to sharpen sticks and use them as throwing weapons. Chimps are the most violent primates there are.

punch his head in,he's just a chimp you pussies

He can have her. Not fucking with a chimp

Also a reminder, some troupes of chimps are carnivores, and some have even been observed participating in cannibalism. Chimps are insane. If you want a more tame kind of monkey to make observations about, go with bonobos. They're like chimps, but replace all instances of the chimp's idea of conflict resolution of "beating each other" with "fucking all day." For real, their social structure is almost identical but they just fuck to bond and resolve conflicts. They even fuck recreationally. Also super strong because they're arboreal, but they're much less violent by comparison.

blast it with the p228
take her to the hospital for pelvic fracture

beta

Bear would murder any Gorilla, yes even Silverback.

The Virgin Gorilla
>Tries to avoid confrontation and prefers to intimidate threats
>Usually pacific
>Calm herbivore
>Uses blunt force
>The most advanced tool it has are little sticks used to eat small insects

The Chad Chimpazee
>Will straight up jump on you if you look at him wrong
>Chaotic
>Agressive meat eater
>Will specifically aim for genitals and nose to cripple rivals
>Cunning strategist
>Will not hesitate to kill children
>Can break your arms, tear the flesh off your entire leg or stab with advanced tools
>Goes to war against other Chimpazee comunities
>Has officially entered the Stone Age

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A Silverback would have a hard time with a bear, honestly.

why are primates so based?

Can a gorilla kill a bear?

Why judge things based on being a colossal dick? A bear is probably the cutest cuddliest thing you can imagine but they're still fucking monsters.

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what if he's jewish

I like hamsters and rats, I loved them even more when I realized they are just miniature bears.

I thought this was funny as fuck so I sent it to a girl who I know is a real hardcore feminist but I didn't think this video would instigage a "wow.. That was really racist, why do you have it on your phone?".