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Skyrim
I stripped a dead female bandit and fapped to her

>female

pleb

I engage in very detailed vidya erp a lot where I'm humiliated for being gay and treated like a sissy girl by a daddy figure

I actually hate Yea Forums.

new games sucks ass I play old titles I missed on lately

I use reddit

I always put games on easy mode

I agree man I do the same thing, there are so many older gems I just have yet to discover

die

How unique.

I supported the russian economy with 67.5 yuros

I usually play a game and get to like 70% of it done then I kinda drop it. When I pick it up again, I forget where I was and what I was doing so I kinda drop it again. Did this to countless RPGs.

But why?

I have a crush on her.

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I know. I'm sure it's all shitty JRPGs. You would never do this to superior WRPGs.

I like video games. Fuck all you faggots who play 1 game or only the newest triple A dogshit and think you should be posting your stupid fucking opinions here

I actually enjoy watching New Girl. I think its funny.

my deepest darkest confession is confess threads are meme shit for retardos

I play COD for the zombies mode

I bought a Golden Sun cartridge for the GBA that has to be as old as the game itself since I prefer to play games on their intended hardware. 16h in and the battery just dies, and my save is gone. I could replace the battery easily, but I don't have the motivation to start over. I don't know why I just don't emulate the games, I feel like such a faggot now.

i pretend to shill for epic game store because it gets me all the (you)s

You really are a fag. So many option to better the game such as PSP,Vita,3ds,pc. You deserved it senpai.

I love watching MatPat’s wife Stephanie on GTLive.

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I've been jerking off to nothing but yuri for a while now.

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I never played God hand until just a few days ago and I'm currently enjoying it more than anything I've played in the last year.

I was touched as a kid and I find life difficult to live almost every day

Have you considered the teaching of KYS?

Don't be rude

What?
I'm offering help and solution

You're gonna make it, user. You have to hold on.

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I don't like videogames anymore and I can't wait for this industry to derail even more in the future, so that there's at least one major shitstorm every single week.

I like Destiny 2 and play it semi-regularly.
Even though I realize the last couple of mini expansions weren't too good, and the additions are basically padded busywork.
But I enjoy the core gameplay, and I don't actually mind doing that, so it's fine?

I don't consider console games to be proper videogames. That goes for multiplats too.

I kept losing in the early subway part of The Last Of Us, and never went back to finish it.

Lewd confession: I want to become Wii Fit Trainer

I actually don't mind diversity, inclusion and "SJW" topics in games.
But I don't like that advocates of the above are attacking sexualized, attractive female attractive character designs, as I don't think they are harmful, and they do have place in the industry.

I AM TOO FUCKING BRAINDEAD IDIOTIC AIRHEADED DUMB FOR BABA IS YOU
I HAVE LOOKED UP THE SOLUTION TO LIKE A THIRD OF THE LEVELS I'VE PLAYED SO FAR
AND I'M NOT EVEN AT THE META BULLSHIT YET

I FUCKING HATE LOVE IN MY VIDEO GAMES. GIVE ME MORE ADVENTURES. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I probably qualify as a fujo, but in my defense, I'm a fujo who began my journey of cancer in 2005, and am far from the cesspit of retarded otherkin or what the fuck ever they call themselves now on cumblr. Related to vidya because my passion for video games is partially what helped me avoid becoming some ungender fatty--along with having a brain. Before even tumblr had become infested with SJWs, the sims community had the prototype of that in people who would try to control any and all aspects of how YOU play the game. This was back in 2007-2009. Watching this mentality spread so much that it became the norm was a slow death for me.

This. Fuck romance

Fucking goddammit hit enter too soon yet again. My point is I do the whole shipping thing but cannot stand this authoritarianism attitude both in fandom and in gaming. "You can't ship that, it's incest!11!1" "Your game doesn't have enough fat black trannies in it!11!" Absolute cancer. Who gives a single fuck. Seriously.

I've never played an Elder Scrolls game.
The only Fallout game I've played is 76.
I never played Planescape Torment.
I've never played Bioshock.
I never played Halo 3.
I only played the first Half Life 2 and Portal.
I like AoE 3 more than 2.

I've many more sins, Father. More than I count count and more than I can repent for.

>T. Seething outward fag

I prefer Assassin's Creed Odyssey over Red Dead Redemption 2

Dragon Age Inquisitionis my favourite comfy game. Everytime i enter a new zone i have butterflies in my stomach.

What sin are you confessing exactly again? Shipping? Guys do it too. We just don't romanticize it at much in such a narrative as fujoshi do, and usually for the base reason of "it's hot". Take a communion wafer and head back home, user.

I cheated to get 100 pickpocketing and stole Astrids shoes in that shack, then i fapped to her feet.

I'm an online bully

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Is it a sin for not having played these as well?

What? Why should you care what other people say and think about your retarded shipping shit? What should bother you is that you been doing this for years,instead of people saying your pairing doesn't work.

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Same. Bought the recent Battletech game and really enjoy it, even with the SJW vibes. The most that bothers me is when it waters down - or detracts - from the potential story. I don't think it's a sin to want diversity without the cost of trading diversity.

I bought The Pre-Sequel for $9 usd, and I'm finding to be more fun than the previous 2 games.

The only sin here is that you went with Astrid and not with Aela's feet

Planet Fitness is $10 a month and is open 24/7 with a wide variety of tools to exercise with. Paired with a good diet and healthy sleeping habits, you can get there in no time. Guy or girl, don't give up on your dream of being a fit dweeb.

Was her feet atleast modded or you fap to the vanilla version?

I use Reddit occasionally to find the latest Hajime no Ippo translations.
Also I'm actively contributing to the poor culture of this board by browsing the flat Earth thread that's up instead of talking about video games, not that there are any threads up that pertain to my interests.

>Hajimmy no Uppy

Just use more oxygen to understand the moonrunes, user.

I fap to 2D traps, but don't like shota. Since plenty of trapbros are also into shota, I get frustrated when trying to find fap material and seeing all those baby proportions when I wanted dudes who look like ladies.

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I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to masturbating.

Nice but it's not vidya related.

t. 1.5" floppy who didn't realize the reason for the bullying was the gayass skinny jeans

>implications of such a nature
I won't speak on the quality of the fights, but Ippo retired over a year ago I think. There hasn't even been much boxing in that time span. I'm legitimately just reading it because I like the characters at this point, it's kind of refreshing after 30 years of
>PUNCH HARDER BOY, OXYGEN

Not vidya. However, have this. Buy a dance belt and be proud of your body, regardless. No one will judge you growing older, and the opinions of those that do should not be regarded, as He is the one that judges.

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I sometimes bury my own shit in my backyard so when I die or move out someone might plant something for eating and then eat my shit

That's the way the Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ intended, literally nothing wrong with that.

After I heard he got BTFO and still got back into boxing, I lost interest myself, it I'm glad the series is doing well enough to keep the characters engaging for sure.

I broke some rocks in the hot sun
youtu.be/dtjrmN49FHE

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To be fair the Pre Sequel has the best combat at of all of them so its understandable that you find it more fun.

Should I read Kengan?

I stopped playing Persona 5 halfway through and watched the Anime instead

Yeah, definitely. It's basically Baki except well drawn. It's still got balls-to-the-wall action.

That, and the women are hot.

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Gives me serious Baki vibes. Fuck it, go for it, but it definitely doesn't seem as comparatively down to earth as Ippo. What would be a sin, however, is if you haven't seen Ashita no Joe. To each their own and the sin they carry, yet they shall not be judged for their actions as each man walks in their path onto the singular place of Himself.

I have only played 3 games in the last 10 years.

Age of Empires 2
WoW Vanilla Private Servers
Halo 1 CE Online Version on Private Servers

Every other game just looks boring to me. Why do I need to play other games when these 3 full fill all needs?

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still plays rs3 and osrs

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>Ashita no Joe
I've only seen a bit of Baki and no Kengan, but I can 100% recommend Ashita no Joe with this user, shit's a fucking classic.

I feel so jaded recent years. I decided to pursuit tabletop hobby but now the said hobby is also time consuming. I don’t have time to play vista even if I want to now.

What next, you're going to tell me you haven't played Ghost Trick?

CE as in Combat Evolved or Custom Edition? Which maps? What kingdom of AoE? Humility and appreciation are the gifts of the faithful to his offering and are not that of sin but patience, as shown onto Job whether or not we are jobless-ass niggas. Good taste.

I've read baki for several chapter before stopping because it was such a shit series for me. Beside I can't stand the art at all. Was Kengan anything like that at all?

SANDO BAGGU NI~
INKANDE KIERU~
NIKUI ANSHIKSHO NO
KAO MEGAKE!

TATAKE!
TATAKE!
TATAKE!

OIRA NYA~
KEMONO NO~
CHIGA SAWA GU~

DAKEDO...
RU RURU RU~
RU RU RUU RU RUUUU RU RURU~
ASHITA WA KIHITO
NANI KAWAGU.
ASHITA WA
DOCHI DA?

The only games I'm really looking forward to off the top of my head are WoW Classic and RF5.

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What's Ghost Trick?

Here's to hoping they don't renege on the temporary sharding. Even still, it should be fine. My biggest worry is that the infrastructure will have patched things like the Deadmines wheel or Razorfen skips.

I mean, the art is definitely better than Baki, at least. I happen to like the storyline, but you might not. You won't know unless you give it a try, though.

While we're recommending fighting manga, there's also Holyland.

I install Epic Game Store Launcher for free game

As long as you understand the risk and gravitas of your actions, your decisions are yours to make. It is to love the sinner, not the sin. Play what makes you happy.

So fucking tired of how everything on the net is negative, cynical, and ironic. It's hard to find new friends to play games with because of this, most people I meet are just such a lame drag.

I've been extremely obsessed with preparing my hard drive with proper offline & content rich games for a sudden loss of internet due to an apocalypse that is never coming.

to add minor context I am poorfag neet so internet isn't guarunteed

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what games you like? may be willing to play some vidya with you user

>kengan
>holy land
>ashita
Another user here. That's top recommendation. I like these. Any more with the same thing user? Unfortunately no Baki too for me.

I've always thought of doing the same thing but external hard drives cost way too much

I have never touched a DMC game until today

I have both but 90% of the time all I see are blood gulch snipers or battle creek.

AOE2 all expansions on Voobly. I mainly play nomad or 1v1 huns Arabia.

I tend to no life WoW for 3-4 months and then when I burn out, clear all content or server dies then I move onto the other 2 for a few months. Then when a new server comes out I reroll and start the cycle all over again. Currently back to AOE2 waiting for a new WoW server since I cleared naxx 40.

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Our Developer, who art in DevMap0, hallowed by Thyne signature.
Thyne vidya come, Thyne will be done,
on World1 as is in DevMap0,
and give us this quest, our daily quest,
and forgive us our exploits as we forgive our exploiters,
and lead us not onto temptation but deliver us from Cheat Engine.
For Thyne is the kingdom, the power and the glory in early-access forever,
Amen.

Mostly RPGs, strategy games, card games, absolutely shit at anything that takes any mechanical skill but I play anyway to have fun

What about those USB flash drive with tons of tb?

Too tiny and fragile, if something happened to the safe or case I carry them in, I can't guarantee their safety. Just thinking way ahead for every situation

Based. Battle Creek and Chiron Shotguns No Shields used to be my jam. Good stuff there. No sins in need of penance there, user.

>Any more with the same thing user?
If you just want dudes fighting dudes with an excuse plot, there's Tough! and Kohinata Minoru. But I don't think they're on the same level.

My man

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USB with tb are more expensive than external HD OR they are fake. I'm the apocalypse guy I've tried them before. Spoofed size and files corrupt once you exceed a certain amount. I have a collection of 2-16gb USB, no idea how to use them yet.

If I have to go on the run I'm yanking my HDD and going with emulator on mobile. Have the phone decked out. Not the best for gaming but gotta roll with the punches

I find Pepe and Wojak to be legitimately funny.

My favourite games are Sony IPs but I get called nintentoddler for not liking hyper-realistic movie games.

I don't give a shit about being able to see the individual pores on some dude's nose, just give me some decent gameplay already.

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Phone sounds nice, you could also try packing SD cards for the phone for auxiliary storage. What I have now are those massive Chinese rom cartridges for the DS and 3DS that carry tons of games on them, things get a little tougher for the PSP though.

Nah, I played Ghost Trick before it even got localized.

What is your favourite games? You didn't mention it senpai. Please don't be a graphic guy recommendation.

You too user

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I really like reaction videos
But not those garbage reaction channels, God no, I only like legitimate reactions. People who see something that they truly like, my favourites are the Blizzcon crowd ones.

But I never search for them because damn near everything is terrible, it's all exaggerated.

I'm the Sekiro samefagging imposter that brainwashed all of Yea Forums to think Sekiro it's the last ritual of passage before becoming wizards. I'm the man making FROM SOFTWARE rich.

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What?link to one of your thread?

I see you are a man of culture as well. Heterosex is for fags

>that brainwashed all of Yea Forums
>it's another random user thinks he holds any importance post

Last night I achieved an anal orgasm without jerking off
I have an inflatable buttplug, and I managed to get it pretty big. Every time I pushed it in slightly so the air would get forced past my asshole I could feel push against my prostate.
It started to feel really, REALLY good until i blew my load, but it was the best orgasm I've ever had bar none.
Also, the orgasm I had afterwards from a regular wank felt incredible.
I watched porn my gaming laptop.

I only play jrpg

i once ate a bowl of trix fully knowing trix are for kids
and i would do it again

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i pissed the bed a bit 2 nights ago

Based.
A true patrician does not fap to the feet themselves as much as their exposure to the elements and the world and the girl’s reaction to that exposure.

>tfw too much of a bitch to try anal masturbation
Does it take a lot of skill?
Is it risky?

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Skill? You're putting stuff in your ass my dude.
But you'll only enjoy it if you want to do it.

>But you'll only enjoy it if you want to do it.
What?
How so?

I smashed my $1600 gaming laptop today over a game of league. I also drove a few holes in my wall.
After the cleanup, feel fine. Seeing a therapist tomorrow.

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also inb4 hahahaahha faggot gaming laptop LOOOL fucking retard

I just want more games with character creation

hahahaahha faggot gaming laptop LOOOL fucking retard

I don't understand your question.
If you want to put something in your ass, then you'll enjoy it. If the thought of putting something in your ass scares you, you'll not enjoy it.
Anal is low risk, just use plenty of lube and toys with a flared base and you'll be gucci.

I pirated the new dragon ball z card game and despite it being horribly designed Im having fun with it.

hahahaahha faggot gaming laptop LOOOL fucking retard
I'm glad you're seeing a therapist and dealing with your problems responsibly user.

Thanks to some basic deduction I can assume that your future holds a guaranteed decay of everything you love so it's only gonna get harder from here on out.

I play more games with my little sister than I do with my friends.

Easier solution is to just quit playing League

thanks, hopefully I learn something
to continue, this has been around the 4th laptop that has been murdered because of my uncontrolled autism playing league. No other game has been this emotionally taxing and honestly if I had a choice between a million dollars and being able to quit league, I'd choose quitting league.

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As a scholar of the wizardly arts, what are you on about? I've seen no such thing. No one is gonna buy that.

Same. There's many dumb things I find a lot of joy in. I also consider games to be a very pure and wholesome way to pass the time compared to most activities.

Like most of Yea Forums

oh man, if it were only that easy.
Easier solution is not having enough money or time to play this game in the first place. Too bad I'm lazy, unambitious, and have loads of free time to fuck off with.

I fucking love Lawbringer + Railguns, don't @ me

I spent 500€ in gamecube games/gamecube accessories over the last 2 months because I sold everything as a kid when I could just play the same games on dolphin.

I... dropped the screw... in the tuna.

heres an idea, stop playing league.
that shit is ment to fuck with you.

as someone else who has dealt with the same issue, I can tell you its not that easy. It's basically an addiction at a certain point with these games, and no matter how many times you uninstall, you get cravings and come back sooner or later, convincing yourself somehow that its fine. The only real way to stop yourself from playing is literally to make it impossible to play the game, like he previously said.

Not him but I only played it for the first time last week
GOAT game