The Plan.
To make a disguise a Ubisoft game as "Legend of Zelda" and trick gamers into admitting that they are secretly faggots who love trash open world games.
The Plan
Anthony Hall
Nicholas Gray
Jack Hill
All it did was get me to lament the direction of modern Zelda.
Ryder Foster
I'm unironically enjoying AC Odyssey. I guess I should kms.
Colton Mitchell
Nah its a great game
Josiah Rivera
Legend of Zelda is a Ubisoft franchise now!
Tyler Flores
Joshua Mitchell
You just have shit taste you cab live with that
No it is not. Its a boring grindfest with a giant boring map and a typical shit asscreed story. A mile wide and an inch deep.
Henry Barnes
So what exactly about BotW and Assassin's Creed are similar outside of having towers that reveal part of a map?
Benjamin Reyes
>throw a gravity gun into a physics engine like it's 2008 all over again
>innovashun
Jayden Carter
>didn't read the article
Alexander Stewart
open world
boring
gameplay boils down to hitting things until they die
horses
collectibles
nonsense plot with no sense of urgency or resolution
lifeless wax museums with characters who stand around waiting to tell you their life story
generic protagonists
generic settings that don't stand out in a crowd
they're basically identical if you stand far away enough from them.
Tyler Reyes
>gameplay boils down to hitting things until they die
at least you your shit doesnt break in 3 swings in AC
Lincoln Gutierrez
You just described OoT.
Gavin Flores
and one came out in 2017, the other in 1998.
Crazy huh?
Dylan Baker
So you admit that OoT is exactly as you described, which means the Assassin's Creed series is just an identical copycat of OoT, meaning the entire premise of BotW being a Ubisoft game is wrong because it's just following it's original conventions that were copied by someone else. Hook, line and sinker. Checkmate. *pisses on your shitpost* /thread
Gabriel Thompson
The plan: Create the most believable and elaborate fake leak of all time for Super Smash Brothers Ultimate by including popular fan favorite characters and Grinch marketing material in order to increase exposure and sales of the game
Henry Gonzalez
Your "argument" would work if you didnt admit botw is shit
also that wasnt me retard
Levi Robinson
The Plan?
Disguise myself as industry veteran Mr. Iwata, and stage my own death for free advertising.
Game companies spend millions upon millions of dollars per year advertising their games, imagine if you could rectify all of that by having your consumers discuss your death instead of the newest mario game.
Oliver Campbell
2 years later, the seething didn't stop
Jack Phillips
OOT doesn't have freeform climbing
BotW and AssCreed does
Nolan Flores
Hang yourself
Zachary Sullivan
The towers are pretty different even, zelda tower just adds the lay of the land to your map, ass creed towers will do that plus highlight every single thing of interest in that area.
Nolan Williams
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Connor Diaz
I really like these Nathan memes
keep them up
Carter Cook
Isn't it so much better when Ubisoft drops the pretense of making assassin games?
Isaac Russell
It's a great game with too much content, most of it not being worth it. It's fun to explore but god damn whenever I feel like going back and finishing up I just dread the hundreds of hours of content I still have to do because I can't not play the game and not try to complete all of the meaningful enough content
Landon Morgan
Nathan For You was one of the best shows on TV.