I, for one, welcome our new lesbian overlords

No.
Everyone has to be some kind of ultra faggot or part of the /lgbtqa/ rainbow.

I knew they were going to fuck up my daughterfu by making her a damned dyke for no fucking raison. They have to brainwash the kiddies into homosexuality.
Shit, it's nigh impossible to find a major game with heteronormative people anymore.

Pathetic.

>he doesn't love his daughter for who she is

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Yes they are.
Which is why they fucking went under.

I do, which is why I'd never let her play this shitty series or read anything from people who's mission is to brainwash her into thinking she's fucking gay.
I will even curbstomp vagina monologue type dykes and helpful lesbians who try to rape...sorry, bring her into the sisterhood.

I didn't let AJ shoot lily solely because I wanted Clem to kill with her own hands. I fucked up didn't I?

No, they went under because quite literally millions of people just watched their games on Youtube instead of playing them.

Yeah.
That's it.

>there are anons that couldn't enjoy this pure and kino scene because they can't get over their 1950's political beliefs

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How radical would it have been if she fell in love with a black guy?

Getting sick of this lesbo shit.

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so is this game good or SJW shite? I've only played the first release

Wait I gave up on the series after the bullshit they made me do in the end of season 2 to save the baby. Can someone summarize me what lead to this shit?

It's good

I never gave a single shit about gay characters in games or shows, but the fucking overabundance of lesbians makes my want more male gays. Lesbian characters are basically the norm at this point in this kind of media BUT WHERE ARE THE CUTE LITTLE GAY BOYS?

But she does have a black guy as a love interest choice tho

Heterosexuality isn't some passe' essentially evil thing.
Forcing female characters to all be gay/bi/trans/sluts/ersatz-males in modern games is sick and evil and designed specifically to influence the minds of young girls.

I'm glad their company went under.
I'm also glad that kids are starting to be completely put off with the hardcore homosex shilling.

>makes my want more male gays
you could always volunteer yourself as a character for them

Violet sucks

Louis is better and contrasts well with Clem

Post your cutest shots of Clem

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It's great

Simpsons did it

>next
ha ha ha ha ha, nice fucking joke

ok ill get it

dead game that sold like shit and and is dead sjw fags killed the game

Here you go.
I'll soon be done with replaying ANF and will then replay the final season, should I try and go for Louis this time? He seemed a bit cringe, is his story stuff worth it?

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>forcing
she's not "forced". you can also choose for her to be with a guy, or to romance neither of them.
the amount of you fags who haven't actually played this yet speak as if you have, is staggering

well, I understand why bilbo baggins says the things he say

Don't be influenced by these niggers who see everything under the lens of muh politics, the story is really good and makes the feels surface

I miss smol Clem

If you think about it logically, your daughter becoming lesbian frees you from being the ultimate cuck since she won't have to service another man's cock.

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>the amount of you fags who haven't actually played this yet speak as if you have, is staggering
look where you're at, the haven for people who pretend to play games
look how many of them lose to dsp in street fighter L M A O

Me too, she was the cutest. Her season 4 model was weird for me, I don't know why but she looks strange. Still cute tho. Lee looked great, on the other hand.

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Options BAD

Why do you want to fuck your own daughter?

Season 4 Clem is perfect

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Season 1 and 2 best clems

*Season 1 Clem is perfect

>Yea Forums when season 3
Those were fun threads.

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R34 when?

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Isn't she only an option and not the default love interest?

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Look at that season 3 AJ lmao, what a goblin.

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Yeah, you can go for the dyke, nigger, or be a pure virgin.

I would properly rattle Clementine if you lads are catching what I'm throwing out here.

I would properly rattle because I'm a spooky skeleton

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What is scarier, zombies walking around as seen in The Walking Dead or skeletons roaming free?

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You clearly haven't been looking in the right places.

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because she is my daughter.

>you are now aware this is what happened after Clem went into the restroom
>Omid and Christa start fucking, ass naked
>Christa is leaning against the sink while Omid plows away at her big pregnant ass from behind
>suddenly Christa lets out a ghastly, wet fart because all they've been eating are cans of beans
>Omid releases a guttural moan and inhales the putrid scent of Christa's gasses and immediately begins vomiting
>he continues plowing her anyway
>Christa's fart rapidly turns into a violent blast of shit that effectively covers 75% of Omid
>Christa now begins projectile vomiting as well
>Omid soldiers on, he isn't a man to start a job and not finish it
>he's about to cum and loses his balance, slipping in the shit-vomit cocktail below him
>as he falls he trips Christa as well and she rolls into the vile sea of filth beneath her as well
>Omid ejaculates, involuntarily spraying his cum all over the waste-covered Christa like some kind of a sick cherry on top of everything
>"So uh, Clementine has been gone for a while, one of us should probably go check on her."
>this is Christa's last memory of Omid and this is why she is still so distraught after the time jump

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Pretty girly.

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does anyone else really struggle going along with a hetero romance if the MC is a girl? If i must play a girl I prefer to actually have a lesbo romance option

It's the head shape. They made it less round.

based

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FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHITTY FAILED MOVIES

How did she grow up so fast bros?

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Yeah, that's the case for me, which is why I went for Violet here. I guess we associate ourselves with the character we play as, so it feels really weird to see the advances of another man onto you and react properly from the character's perspective, not yours.

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Obsessed.

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Hmm, hard to say if that's the case.

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Also, how the fuck can you look at this girl and say she's black.

the lighting is so fucked in telltale games she could be asian for all I know

Looks mestizo if anything.

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Don't fall for it, it's garbage. I got fooled too and I regret every moment of it.

This is what happens when you make movies instead of games

she's light skinned, but black by american standards

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Reminder that Clems hat is cursed and whoever touches it dies.

AJ has touched it, so has Rosie/Tenn.

RIP.

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Fug that's a cool pic.

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She made it, bros...

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The world is ending anyway, no matter what you do or who you save, the species is doomed and the dead in their kingdom will win. Sure it's selfish, but you take what small joys you can from the world when it's ending as you get them, since surviving is literally all there is and that in itself is selfish too.

I miss Lilly.

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It's only SJW shit if you play it that way, you don't have to romance anyone, you can friendzone both of them.

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if I knew nothing of the game and you asked me what race she is id say half black and half latino

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What's with all the lesbians in post-apocalypse fiction as of late?

AJ didn't

DIOS MIO

Take a look at the writers.

You're not funny.

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He just looks black to me

Yea Forums is retarded, don't expect common sense from them

based Lee

Fuck bros...I miss when creative arts were dominated by manly fascists like us

Aw come on, it was a little funny.

>this game has one gay character? Fucking sjw
You're a fucking retard

Couldn't they just be satisfied with Ellen Page in TLOU? Did they have to defile Clem as well?

Where is that qt redhead in the new game?

dead

>fascist
Yet another word that's been thrown around so carelessly and frequently that it's lost all the bite and meaning it once had.

Getting cucked by clem.

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when its the post-apocalpyse you take what you can get

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oh, won't somebody PLEASE think of all the young girls who play M-rated horror games.

you know its weird but horror is like one of the few genres where there are more female fans than male ones

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Since no specific person was described, your post must mean you do not believe any person ever fits that label anyway.

Haha poor little white girl

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So it's like Communist or tranny or sjw?

Literally, nothing is forced you dumbshit. You can tell both of them to fuck off. If games even have the OPTION of a lesbian relationship fucking incels reeeeeee at the top of their lungs. There are actual games pushing stupid sjw shit, go harass them. Just because you can go down a path YOU CHOOSE does not mean the game is SJW garbage

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>he never played horror games when he was a young girl too

Faaaaaag.

The fact it's in the game at all is evidence of SJW cancer

>he
>was a young girl too

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You like to suck dicks, don't you?

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Maybe

if selfdrillingsms doesn't do a video of these two, I swear to god

heads will roll

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>selfdrillingsms
I don't know what the fuck that is but I know it's bullshit you need to refrain.

This but unironically
Yuri shall conquer the earth

havent played the game yet but the overflow of threads made me decide to watch the romance parts and holy fuck is it good.

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MINNIE BEST GIRL

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This, really. All you need to do is see the kind of person who wrote in the Vi/Clem relationship and how she hails it as the best thing ever.

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only one of the best 3d porn artists

Why has every cartoon and video game heroine suddenly all become dykes?

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get lost ya goober

because it's pure

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There's nothing pure about being a dyke

cringe

I would have never protected her in the first game had I known this would happen

>chaotic good
She's clearly got taste in alignments, at the very least.

>that picture
too cute

>selfdrillingsms
I'm gonna assume this is something cringe and thirstpilled

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A fellow man of taste.

perfection

Identity politics are the worst thing since paid DLC.

you're right, having your daughter ravaged by cock is much better

I wish I knew season 4 would be good before the company imploded so I could buy it on Steam to have my nice little Clementine collection there (I don't have ANF though, cause fuck ANF). Now Steam keys are retardedly overpriced since there's not a lot of them keft, and the season is only available on Epic. Shame.

sfm porn man

better than being cringe dyke

>not grooming your daughter to fall in love with you

Don't do it.

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>sfm porn
how did we go a whole season without this and now one episode has started a frenzy again?

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>How radical would it have been if she fell in love with a black guy?
she literally did, if you chose him.

evidently most of Yea Forums chose to make clem a lesbian instead.

>love interest choice
for real
pls respond

Wait, I thought she was Asian this entire time.

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who

Could anything be more worth protecting?

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She's a mystery girl. Her parents are black, but she doesn't look black at all. It's like she's got a little of every ethnicity there.

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clem

nigga...

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>this shit again

>Melissa: (About Clem's ethnicity) "She's black and asian. Blasian."
>fanfest.com/2017/01/03/walking-dead-cast-247-the-walking-dead-a-new-frontier-melissa-hutchison/

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So she got the brow and hair from the black, and EVERYTHING ELSE from the asian?
Nice digits

Yes for real. She can romance Louis, Violet, or no one at all.

Clem is a "lesbian" in the same way that literally every player character you've ever made in games like skyrim or dragon age is gay because you can romance both genders.

Reporting

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I can't think of anything

YEHAW

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So Yea Forums still has good taste after all

pretty much

Wow, that being the case:
This thread is shit

Violetine is cute. CUTE!

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>dyke route
>good taste
k fag

my condolences about your cocklust

Based and canonpilled

see

the slow dancing is just too cute for this fucking world!

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Based

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>Violet getting all shy and trying to figure out how to ask Clem to dance
>neither have ever danced before
too good and pure for this world

best family coming through

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>The part where Violet leans into Clem's shoulder and just smiles
Pure!

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Give me a quick rundown

>Ravaged
You view natural sex with such hostility, no wonder you're a fag.

youtu.be/8nzdZcWnTQ8?t=65

>Clem tunes some piano with Louis and he plays oh my darlin’ clementine
>some people think that is better than this

>they made Clem gay
Lee would be disappointed and I'm glad this shitty company is dead.
I bet they'd try to write Sam and Max as a gay couple too nowadays anyway, fucking faggots.

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>too lazy to do another playthrough
>tfw i will never see an ending with Violet as a chose not to let AJ become a psychopath

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>he didn't trust AJ
Look at this fag. At least tell us what happens if you let Violet die then.

lesbians are the best
i cant wait till there's no straight women left in the world

I love her so much

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Based.

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How come that art style looks familiar?

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>Lee would be disappointed

lee would be happy as long as clem is happy

>anime girls kissing
>BAD!
>ugly western girls kissing
>GOOD!
Fucking California trannies i swear

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>not trusting AJ
AJ done had Clem's back the entire fucking season and you didn't trust him. You a damn fool.

That's a reasonable thing to feel.

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How can I be a fag for liking cute girls?
If you want to see cock you're the fag

All girls kissing is good

anime girls kissing is soulless

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...

>The salt lick.

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I'm still waiting on that art of Slugcat cuddling up with Clem.
Where the fuck is it Drawfags. I need some more wholesome shit in my folder.

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>anime/alien girls kissing
made by creepy nips to sell love pillows
>realistic western girls kissing
Pure

I still miss Lee.

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Both are gay as shit retard, one is just weeaboo faggotry, the other is just western faggotry before the company went under.
Now quit complaining and enjoy both sides of the Yaoi shitfest.

fag kek

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Honestly, threads likes this make me think Yea Forums would be significantly less salty about TLOU2 if Ellie just had a better taste in women.

We all do.
Based Lee living it up with the likes of Louis, Coach, and Demoman.
I just wish he could hug Clementine one more time, physically

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Pretty dykes > Ugly dykes, who'd have thought?

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based

He was the best of them.

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No shit. Ellie got hooked up with some ugly bitch instead of someone like Violet.
Hell we could have even had a TLOU version of Based Louis until the retard got bit by a yeast infection.
Now all we got is El Goblino who will probably die in the first 10 minutes and they'll sweep based Joel under the rug

I'm sure you do.

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Pretty people > Ugly people. It's universal.

>Clem will never give Clem hugs again.
What's even the point?

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>Lee will never give Clem hugs again.
Clem can still hug clem, but only when no one is looking, and only while thinking of Lee.

cope harder

Fingers crossed Ellies finds her own Violet.

Clem didn't.

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Fuck the undead, Fuck Minniefags, and Fuck Lizard-Niggers, Clemfags and Slugbros unite.

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Fuck you.

>that gif
Kuh-Lassik

>feelings that come out of literally no where, absolute tah-RASH writing

oh

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It's the shittiest choice to be honest, it's like saying: "We don't want to lose our straight audience, but we need to pander to some gay people, so we chose lesbians because even we understand that putting some gay dudes would make too many peole disgusted"

You lie.

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slug more slug

Louis: Stays positive, while probably being crippled inside from what he's seen.
Coach: Hey now no need for cussin'
Lee: Takes care of random little girl like she's his own daughter, dying to protect her.
This list needs to be bigger.

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GROWN UP CLEMENTINE IS SO FUCKING PRECIOUS AND I WANT TO PRETECT HER

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>Pictures going over the tape
But my autism.

she's so not even in Clem's league
she'll have to earn it

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Remember to keep your back straight and your posture proper, anons. You wouldn't want Clementine to see you with your back slouched.

kek
didn't even notice until you pointed it out
maybe the user who made it will make a new one

nah
Clem wants to be with her so Vi doesn't have to earn anything

>they made Clem gay
No they didn't. Only you can make her gay.

What is that posture!?!

So glad I dropped this garbage after the first season

>Not keeping Clem pure.
>Not remembering the Lee hugs every time you're tempted in to romance.
>Not being based.
Who would do this?

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>chaotic good

People really believe that shit?

Because lesbianism in a zombie apocalypse is a middle finger to humanity. You're basically taking two women out of the potential gene pool to keep humanity going simply because of their own selfishness. It's even worse in The Last of Us 2's case because they need all the people they can get and Ellie could potentially spawn children that are immune which could mean men or women that are immune, and then that spreads out and then all you have to worry about are bandits.

what are you a fucking robot?

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I admit it. That fake out with the axe got me. I was starting to rage. Bit that ending was kino.

Nope, just speaking of the specific setting. Going that route simply detriments humanity as a whole.

I did too 3 times

No, degenerate, it has to do with not wanting to see the downfall of white civilization

same. i was playing through the ranch flashback just not even giving a shit because i thought she was gone. then they hit me with that "what you doin' there, goofball?

>the aged up Clementine video from SelfDrillingSMS will never be finished
I'm about to end it all, bros.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

You need to refrain.

I mean, this is correct. In a risk of extinction scenario, being gay is a huge detriment if you won't at least breed. And being immune and having the chance of creating imune kids pretty much doubles the need for you to actually have kids. So unless last of us girl has the ability to impregnate Ellie with her nose, she would kinda just be showing ah high level of disregard for the human race.

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The reveal got me good, not gonna lie. That whole episode I was expecting the repeat of the Lee situation, and when it cut to black after the axe hit, I was like "huh, well that's that then", not really feeling much at that point (though I have to admit, the "you're such a cutie, how did I ever get so lucky?" line got me a bit). It didn't get me in the feels like Lee's death. But then yeah, it all came around in a great way. That final dialogue with her and "Did I do a good job?" was kino. I wouldn't have it any other way desu.

That final sigh of relief and a laugh, oh boy.

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fuck it, it's got to end sometime

What is with all the pedobait virtue signaling?

OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD

>"you're such a cutie, how did I ever get so lucky?"
Melissa fucking killed it in the barn scene. Shit was straight fire.

But I saw this image while browsing Yea Forums. So I guess this means the curse isn't valid.

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wtf is going on with vidya
first ellie turns into a dyke (last of us)
now this shit?
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>Because lesbianism in a zombie apocalypse is a middle finger to humanity
has the walking dead not proved time and time again that humans suck

>Hey. I love you. Don't ever forget that.
The episode had some of the best feel-inducing lines. They're so simple, but so well acted. Melissa and the girl that did AJ did their fucking best.

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(((pure coincidence)))

I've played a game starring a black crippled lesbian. It was great.

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Considering Rick managed to convince a mass murderer and megalomaniac to change his tune...no?

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>likes cute girls
>doesn't want cute girls to like him
Fag.

Real talk. I hope they were recording her reading her lines like they did with Dave Fennoy reading Lee's death scene. Be real interesting to watch.

>[I love you]
I ain't clicked a choice so fast since "[Hug Kenny]" in season 2.

I feel this on a spiritual level, user.

Until she started to interact with other people, I was sure she was just a figment of AJ's imagination, like she had her talks with Lee. Glad to be wrond desu.

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>Won't even breed then go back to shoving her face in her girlfriend's groin.
C'mon man, just let some virgin thrust his hips for like 1 minute and you're done, it doesn't even have to be a relationship! Why you gotta doom everyone like that, what, your morals only apply to not cheating and not going against what your genitals might feel like rubbing up against more?

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>She's blasian
Usually can't go wrong with that

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>I ain't clicked a choice so fast since "[Hug Kenny]" in season 2
What about [Hug Clem]? Was a no brainer for me too.

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regardless, all men are rapists

Hell yeah. To be honest I'd forgotten all about that until you mentioned it. Trying to block out ANF I guess.

Pretty based.
Thanks for not posting FULLY MODELED too.

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>To be honest I'd forgotten all about that
Lmao, I remember it only because I replayed this episode like yesterday. ANF doesn't hold much space in my memory as well, for obvious reasons.

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Well if it isn't the salt lick flinging rogue, Boat Maister Kenny!

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What would he say if he knew we exploded a perfectly good boat in the final season...

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They really fixed the art style.
They listened to people's complaints about how shitty ANF looked.

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He'd probably have a mental breakdown.

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Everyone looked like greasy dolls. You get used to it after a while, but when compared to season 4, ANF looks pretty fucking garbage.

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I miss Kenny.

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me too

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>Lee is still gone and can't be there to hug Clem.

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>kindhearted latina loli niece dies
>we get stuck with the shitty angst-ridden nephew
Fuck ANF

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He's still there. Watching after her from high above.

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You can see guys on pixiv that have taken like 5 seconds to slap some textures on those models and they look way better
I still don't know how they dropped the ball so hard there.

Too bad Max didn't kill Gabe instead of Maria(? Marianne? What the fuck was her name?) I don't remember a whole lot about her but she wouldn't have been near as fucking worthless as that shitbird Gabe.

Clem didn't.

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>>kindhearted latina loli niece dies
>>we get stuck with the shitty angst-ridden nephew
>Fuck ANF

and apparently the original plot of ANF had javier having to rescue his kidnapped niece from them

Motherfucker you best delete your goddamn post.

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Jesus all I can think about is how hot it is there, and how sweaty and filthy they must be. They probably don't shave down there either. Clem said she had trouble even cutting her head hair.

And then with the missing leg, eugh

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Mariana was very sweet and capable in a pickle, and it pisses me off that they wrote her that way only so that you get attached a little bit (since she's the only family member that doesn't piss you off aside from Javi himself) and they can go "she's dead now lmao isn't it shocking". Fuck you.
Oh, and you're also left with fucking Gabe, thanks a lot guys, my favourite character to be sure.

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They have a water stream on their territory where they fish sometimes, it's not like bathing there would be a problem. Probably no shaving though, yeah and that's a good thing!

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stop fucking projecting yourself into situations that wont happen

youtu.be/f2RMSWBD3qQ?t=28

>be one of the last people able to secure the continuation of humanity because you have a functioning womb with which to incubate new life
>become a biological dead end that will never reproduce because who not be a faggot in a world full of zombies

I'll never understand this, nor why SJW's are so hell-bent at using an apocalypse as a justification for faggotry being acceptable. Realistically there's no possible situation where it would be LESS acceptable.

>but MUH SOCIETAL NORMS
It's about survival you fucking rug-munching beef-burping colon-cleansers. Lesbians are already a vanishingly small segment of the population, how the fuck is it even halfway reasonable to entertain the thought that 90% of the women surviving apocalyptic disasters just happen to be part of said segment.

Fuck. Off.

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Yea, good thing we all picked to keep Clem pure. Right?

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Haven't played it, never will, but just two things.
The stupid kid should've died like all the other ones, Kenny was a failure and the only redemption he deserved is dying in the snow.

Also lesbian ending is a cop out.

fuck of you outdated robot

Take care of my son, Clementine

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How about fuck you, and enjoy dying alone with your cats.

Which do you think Clementine prefers; Tits or Arse?

honestly thats my plan. i have no interest in real life human interactions

Huh, that's interesting.

>no option to tell the cabin group that you've known for all of three days, locked you in a shed hoping you'd die, and got you dragged into their stupid fucking spat to go fuck themselves and work with Carver
He was unironically based

They'll eat you, you realise.

wait
so she is canon lesbian?

Penis

How is that projecting?

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Dear lord, forgive us.

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The early plot seemed interesting, here's my post from yesterday. Javi is also seen with the New Frontier brand on many promotional screenshots, so that stuff was already made before they scrapped the fucking thing.
>I wish they would stop fucking rewriting shit. See that early screenshot? It shows an early version of the first episode, where the New Frontier would catch Javi, brand him and lock him up in their slaughterhouse full of zombies. He would meet Clem there and they would both work together to escape and find AJ and Javi's family. Doesn't a zombie slaughterhouse sound cool as fuck? But nooo, instead we meet Clem in the middle of nowhere because the plot told her to be there.

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not if i eat them first

No, single Clem is canon.

The question was which does Clementine prefer. Not what you prefer.

>Pure clem is cannon.
Based and Lee pilled.

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Oh yeah, I remember the slaughterhouse being a big part of it but it was never followed up on. Javi also had that look without his beard in the ANF teaser trailer when they were looking for marks or something, the season was supposed to focus on another direction.

Javi looks like a fucking worm without the facial hair

>it's not like bathing there would be a problem
still no soap

You can make soap from animal fat, mate.

>all these people ITT saying the relationship isn't forced
the writer for this shit is your average SJW do you fags really think that this wasn't done for some political agenda?

>Lee died so Clem could become a rug munching dyke.

I'm glad this franchise is dead.

If it was a forced agenda, you wouldn't be able to tell them to fuck off and remain single then, would you?

You don't need soap for bathing, you realise. Clean, running water is enough. It was for our forefathers for millions of years.
Then someone decided we should lather ourselves in blocks of lard mixed with oil to smell good, instead of simply not smelling of anything (which is vastly fucking preferable if you're going to go hunting), and now we coat ourselves in chemicals to make our hair shinier, our beards softer and our ass-hair curlier. But does it have any significant impact on cleanliness?

No, it does not. Soap is, unironically, a meme. It does not do what you might think it does. And people shaved before soap existed too, so it's not even a requirement for that. If you don't have a straight razor or a ladyshaver, just forget the fucking soap. Use a bit of string instead.

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>the season was supposed to focus on another direction
Would be better than no direction at all that we got with ANF. You go to Richmond, get the fuck out, you go there again, you escape again, you confront them again, you escape again, and then you settle in and it's your community now? Great story there, very compelling. I guess they just did what they could, not knowing what to do with the season. The bane of episodic content, you can't roll back the stuff you already put out there.

if you get covered in shit just water is not going to wash it off you tard
that's still more direction than season 2 had

i bet cash money you smell like moldy dick cheese

Lee would approve of Clem munching Violet's hairy puss, as long as it made her happy

I like to believe the series ended with Clem, Kenny, and AJ all leaving Wellington. It emphasized the entire point of S2, which was to prioritize family over survival. The season wasn't written well or anything, it just seemed like the right place to end it.

>muh survival of the species is more important than love

that's a tranny

On the one hand, you can't repopulate the planet like that.
On the other hand, that world is completely fucked and it doesn't matter what anyone does, humanity is extinct within a couple generations.

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>I picked this choice in a game and it made my character gay how dare this SJW faggotry ruin the game for me!
>I picked this choice in a game
>I picked this choice in a game

>I picked this choice in a game

b-b-b-ut muh essjaydubya!

Oh good, so clem can still have kids if he picks "Zhem"?

You forgot Emily in Dishonored.

Optional homosex is spineless writing.

I knew you'd respond precisely like that.
Which is really fucking sad. It has never been easier than in this moment and time in history to make those of low intelligence not only believe anything you say, but also violently defend it.

Go drink some shampoo you smoothbrains, if it's good for your skin it'll be even better for your organs.

Yup, some genderfluid tranny queer was guiding your hand every time you chose to flirt with someone the same sex as your character. Not you, not the one playing the game, totally not your fault you decided to pick those options just because you were a little... 'curious'... as to what would happen. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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i smile every time

As far as I know Emily is not gay or even optionally gay in Dishonored. Billie is. All you can find about Emily's relationships is some partial correspondence with her significant other and it doesn't specify a gender at all.

Season 4 was so good.

not him but. it was left unspecified
on purpose so that the player can choose what gender they want. i'm a huge yuri fag so i'll take what i can get no matter how small.

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Lesbian relationships have the hoghest domestic violence cases of any relationship. This will never last, and theyll die since U-Haul isnt on speed dial anymore.

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What do you make webms with?

Great callback. I don't remember it in my playthrough, maybe I said go ahead lick it?

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who cares about real relationships?

github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter/releases

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I guess you're a High Chaos player then. The Empire of The Isles is a hereditary monarchy. So if you choose to make Emily gay, that's the end of the nation.

fuck it, whats a nation compared to puss

>thinks you can populate off one immune person
Also fuck off you lizard brained faggot. Not everyone cares about your shitty species.

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Disturbing lack of Minnie ITT.

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Based

I fucking knew this would be a daughter simulator but now its just...father looking on in the afterlife watching his daughters cutest moments what the fuck is wrong with you all?

Because most players are sexually insecure men who would be uncomfortable roleplaying a heterosexual woman in any romantic or sexual set-up. Same with gay male characters, although that's even worse.

>Instant Lee flashbacks.
I want him back!

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It's not my fault my character's gay with all the curveballs in those Bioware dialogue trees. If you're not paying close enough attention to the symbols next to the choices when you're talking to your burly meatshield party member, it's easy to pick an option like, "Nice weather, huh?" and end up saying, "Nice weather for shoving your cock down my throat, huh?"

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then they would have just outright made her gay, not let the player choose between straight/gay/none.

>>Sweet Pea

You know, Lee really should've taken the tape from the answering machine in Clem's house.

Oh shit.

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>I said I'd take care of you and now I can't.
>I know!

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