11.5 year old cousin is over

question is how old are you?

FBI OPEN UP

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11 years old are thots nowadays

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In your position, I'd be tempted to play doctor. Mom was right to keep the door open.

That's a man.

She wants to bring you snacks, calm down.

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A man that was reborn as a little girl and lived as a little girl for the last 11 + years,

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I am aware.

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Fuck you
I'll mind fuck that salary man

Ummmmm ur a pedo sweaty

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You're mom just probably checked your hard drive and browser history before, so she thinks you're into lolis

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She doesnt want to start screaming when she has something that needs to be said.

She doesn't you to play with your cousin's peepee

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man when your own fucking mom can't trust you to not molest your cousin it is a bad fucking sign

She just wants to make sure you don't get baited by rock cds user

that's fucking hilarious,user.

honestly it's probably this
she probably doesn't feel like you are responsible enough

My only cousin is a 58 year old man. Now nieces on the other hand...

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She probably wants to make sure your cousin doesn’t play violent or explicit vidya

you're mom was diddled

>those pits
Muh dick mofugga

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She wants to watch you fuck your cousin

>what is a poll from Yea Forums

the absolute state of your life, user

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Where did this come from? Did some mad lad researcher actually publish this?
At least okcupid had the sense to cut off their age graph at 20, because no one is ready for the truth about male sexuality (not just heteros either)

It's for your own good. What if the cunny tries to tempt you?

OP I'm gonna need more context here. Is it because an incident like this has transpired in the past or is your mom just suspicious?

I hate these edits. No one even got the fucking joke.

I'd just kill myself if that's what my mom thought of me 2bh.

If you have anime posters in your room garunteed that is why.

yeah, dude spent 3 years beating it to various pornography meticulously measuring how much spunk they all ended up making

I didn't start it.

Theres a version of this pic except with a study's name and a link to it
I would give it to you but I can't find it sadly
The image is 100% true though

Yeah here's a version with the source. please use this one in the future

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>not a single user recognized this pasta
reddit has fully taken over it seems

OK, what do you mean by this

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ouch... this

watch yourself

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>she wants to play video games with me in my room
she wants the D, so plain even your mom realized

thank

This, just say dad jokes and don't hang out in the room the entire time and it'll put her at ease

Post your room and then we can tell you what your mom meant.

seconding for this

>Hey bro that girl is cute as fuck, goddamn.
>"What the fuck? Dude, she looks like she's 14"
>Yeah but she's not 14, she's 23.
>"Okay, Pedo"
Makes me seethe. Glad I left NY.

that's not a source you fucking retard. where's the link to a page where it shows the data, how they collected it, application, etc.

>Uncle user, show me what game you're playing!

what do

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the graph was made up and someone tied it with a random study lol

She saw beer and classic rock CDs in your cousin's bag.

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I think thats how citations work. But I wouldnt know I'm a college dropout

>that's not a source

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Yeah, it is. Obviously hyperlinks don't work very well printed.

rustle is so fucking good holy shit

>Tfw all my cousins are guys
Fuck me man.

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If you insist.

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What animal is this? Shit's disturbing

Thats a really nice floor.

shotacon is the final stage

>tfw OP's mom is a shotacon/lolicon and projects this degeneracy upon her family behind a veil of moral superiority

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>im too intelliigent

Everytime my mother sees me i scare the shit out of her, she turns around and i'm about making me a sandwich or something she goes "oo!".
I've accepted my life as a monster by now. Just scaring some good folks, ooga booga.

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A chiwawa

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That you're a fucking weirdo

>have mostly girl cousins on my father's side growing up
>did get to fuck one when I was younger

Shame most of us grew apart as we got older but such is life.

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That's one ugly dog

That is wrong. The peak attractiveness is between 17-25

I think she's more worried about your cousin being in the age range of being a little tramp who will look to fool around with any guy she's alone with, probably has nothing to do with you. Girls around that age will not waste a single chance to experiment and basically any guy she's alone with she'll try something, unless its someone who will beat their ass, like dad or grandpa.

ok cletus

It's a Chihuahua.

look like that fucking dog rat in that ps4 game the last guardian

Why is anime getting so much more pedo?
It always tilted young and often the leads were 14-17 but it seems in recent times like for a lot of the girls it's more like 7-12.

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This.

The axes are labeled, you dumb fuck. Read them so you know what the hell you're talking about before you grace us with your insight.

>Why is anime getting so much more pedo?
Because little girls are the best?

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that's a hentai m80

I believe it. You have to consider that every year a fraction of girls ruin themselves with obesity, drug addiction, they get preggo, whatever. And they generally don't bounce back. I can think of a few girls from hs who definitely peaked around 14.
It is misleading to claim that it is just "age" causing that early decline though. It's really poor decision making desu.

Because the west got into it, and they are significantly more degenerate than the japs. It's been so long since I saw a non-waifu bait anime. I think Made in Abyss was the last I watched.

GOOD LORD!

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You sure? It looks too well drawn to be an hentai.
But why though? What caused this shift?

She either was molested by a cousin or openly fucked her cousins at some point.

Your mom is an incestual whore.

i recognize that floor

because most japanese men are pedophiles.

your mother wants to be absolutely certain you're not indoctrinating your cousin by having him slay niggers and topple progressive femininity

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>could see child Goku's dick 30 years ago
>why is anime getting more pedo now

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>listening to your parents
close that door.
and hang a stop sign on it too.
you're a big boy now

It isn't "getting" more pedo. "Pedo" is the natural state of man and it is only hindered by christian values. Outside of the west it is normal to have sex with younger girls. Even then, now that less people care about christianity, more people are getting more pedo even in america. Just look at hollywood and all those sjw shit.

Dude....why is she down there.
And...that manhole cover weighs nearly a hundred pounds.
She's lifting it like it's a piece of paper.

Mom and cousin can't say no if they are both asleep

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what video games did you play?

Switch off monitor, alt+f4.

Imagine having parents who think you're a rapist

>go to marketing to ask them for any pictures of children wearing our brand
>they all stop and stare at me for a second
>tell them it's to make banners for the fucking site
>nervous laughter
>"OH OK, we were getting concerned there for a second!"
What the fuck? Should I be worried?

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>Loli
user..that's the normal build of the average 23 year old Japanese cake.

She's seen your lolicon collection and is worried you'll exercise your pedophilic tendencies on the poor innocent 11 year old.

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it has the study name in it. google it. Try PubMED, EBSCOhost, a library, your uni website, or your local state's online research catalogue such as OHIOlink.

>the west got into it, and they are significantly more degenerate than the japs
yeah westerners invented lolicon

there was never a shift, it's always been this way, you just didn't notice

my parent's said the same thing whenever I brought a friend home in gradeschool even though we were both like 9 year old boys
no idea

When I was like 7 a friend who was the same age as me played with my naked butt and I played with his. We even rubbed our small willies together. Kids need to be watched over sometimes

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yeah, same here.

I was talking about why its difficult to find anime that doesn't contain these godawful tropes anymore.

You should be worried about your marketing team tbqhwy.

What kind of games does she like?

It really depends on what your brand is.

Because Japanese people love that shit, not Westerners, you think otaku don't exist?
The only anime that has any Western influence is Trigger shit

they thought you discovered their secret pedo ring
ask them again

I would never believe that you'd choose a sudden impulse in the moment that would result in a lifetime of shame and regret as well as a shadow over your entire life when she inevitably blackmails you with it or goes to the police just because she uses it as an excuse for her natural woman-instability and blames you for everything wrong with her life.

You'd never screw your life up like that, right user? Literally just treat her like you would an actual retarded kid in special ed class, and if she does any funny business slap her hand and tell her that if she tries anything like that again you're going to tell her parents.

I am the younger of two guys and had to watch my brother put down my sister and three smoking hot cousins who all tried to incest him, but my bro wasn't having it for a moment. Then they all came to me like I was going to give in, but fuck that shit, watching my bro showed me how to tell them to take their crazy somewhere else. Their future crazy results:
>sister just got divorced from her highschool boyfriend turned husband who went into the army and got discharged and is an ugly acne ridden fat piece of shit who now neets at home with his mummy and daddy, she had 4 fucking dogs and I had to deal with her trying to commit suicide and had to literally fire her from her job because she had a full on mental breakdown because she was fucking stalking his facebook during the divorce and couldn't handle the fact that he was talking to some other crazy bitch
>one cousin turned into a meth whore prostitute
>one cousin got knocked up by a black dude who vanished on her and then became a crack whore meth head prostitute
>youngest cousin of the other side got married, cheated on him with like 12 guys in the span of a month, shook him down for all he was worth, divorced him, fucked his best friend, and then ruined their friendship

Oh wait, I forgot one, bitch was like fucking NINE YEARS OLD, girls are disgusting.

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Made in Abyss literally had a naked little girl on screen in almost every episode. The first episode had a little girl tied up in bondage rope and being "left naked for everyone to see" as a punishment.

haha yeah... who the heck would want that to happen! weirdos...

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cause the author has a piss fetish along with being a pedo

it felt tingly and fun, didn't it?

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They're all middle aged married women and it was pictures with headphones. I would sorta understand it was underwear or some shit. Maybe implicating co-workers of pedophilia is just modern age office bantz.

>little cousins come over
>they like to watch me play vidya in my room upstairs
>they just come up to my room without asking
>whatever as long as you dont ask to play too
>they try to close door tell them to leave it open, light stays on
>let youngest cousin play on my vita, she loves katamari
>other two backseat watch me play battlefront 2 because they love watching vader fuck shit up
>fully expect their parents to be iffy about me
>one day theyre over, same routine
>chillin on the phone let oldest of the three play transformers devastation (he likes grimlock the most)
>suddenly their mom appears at the door
>normally I can hear anyone coming up the stairs so she clearly was sneaking up to try and catch me playing doctor
>I'm just laying in bed minding my business while her daughter plays with toy cars and the boys keep playing transformers
>she seems relieved because somehow a man isnt a kiddy diddler

God women suck like 98% of the time. And I'm supposed to bend over for these hoes?

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men are ephebephiles or perverted

>You sure?
See for yourself. It's called Shoujo Ramune.

I'll take "What is tone?" for $200, Alex.

yeah, was nice.

>They're all middle aged married women
bet they love shotas

as someone who was molested and had multiple of his sisters and nieces get molested I wouldn't trust anyone either.

>*A portly fellow in a flame shirt waddles to the counter of a Starbucks*
>"What would you like sir?"
>*The atheist squints around the coffee bar, his hands at the sides of his khaki shorts like he had two holsters. With one hand he expertly pulls out his wallet and with the other, he brings the tip of his hat down before placing his order*
>"Coffee. Black."
>*A hush falls over the patrons and staff. Women gush in their panties as whispers from men can't believe what's transpiring. The barista looks like he's about to faint, his grip on the cup furiously shaking as he slides it over the counter to our hero*
>*The cheetoh avenger slaps down a sticky five and a quarter with his hamhock fist before mumbling to no one that they should "keep the change", knowing he's a far better human being than people that put sugar or milk in their coffee*

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You're tonedeaf if you fail to notice how pedo Made in Abyss is

I wouldn't put up with that shit. Confront your mom immediately. Unless you are legit a pedo in which case lol.

tfw i used to slip my 7 year old penis into my cousin's butt pretty much everytime we had a family reunion and no one ever found out

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Ask her, seriously
You don't want to remain in doubt for the rest of your life, right?

I understand, which is why i took all the precautions I did. Why cant people be more like mr Rogers or something. Kids are great, seeing them amazed with shit we'd consider lame is fascinating. Why do people gotta try and feel them up

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why is she wearing it if she's embarrassed?

i never really get this Trope.