He doesn't play overwatch

I only play bad games that are fun

I play Paladins m8

I bought Overwatch, but got tired of it faster then I thought I was.

I would*

Only women can eat that ass

>tanks and healers in a fps

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$0.05 has been deposited into your blizzard account.

>5 minute games
>No server browser
>No custom games/maps/mods

that's really it, i enjoyed it for like a week before getting bored

I'm not a virgin who requires fapbait with all the personality of a pissed on piece of cardboard to enjoy viddyer juegos

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dont want to

Because its fucking gay

I'm not a subhuman so I don't play games designed manufactured and certified for subhumans like Overwatch.

Just post porn, that's why we're all here

>having to shill your game to get anyone to play it in 2019
Your thread just answered its own question.

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Because Pharah is still not my wife

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I don't feel like I'm actually playing the game any better as I rank up, just doing more of the same Lucio support (because nobody else fucking does it and it wins games) and eventually it just got way too boring and repetitive to bother playing. Go ask DPStanky why he stopped playing and you'll probably get the same answer.

>no custom games
This hasn't been true for years

>you can 'customize' bonus health and damage in increments of 5%

there are no custom games in overwatch

>They added wrecking ball
The game is shit right now and Jeff is a blind deaf fuckwit.

I'd play, but one of my "friends" is super toxic. You guys ever have to put up with this? The second we start losing a QP match they just lose it and sometimes throw the match.

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It got bad once they removed multiple same heroes.
Game has been shit and is getting worse.
Really enjoy the same events for three years in a row

It's amazing how badly Blizzard has fucked up Overwatch. There's so much fucking overlap for people to be annoyed about with this game. Shame I really enjoyed the game/porn. Did I miss any & which of these applied to you?
>Snail pace for adding in meaningful content. (Heroes, maps, game modes. Not skins.)
>All maps center around chokepoints & rushing straight lines.
>Constantly buffing/nerfing heroes in extremes. (Sometimes weekly)
>Constantly changing or removing heroes’ abilities.
>To few new heroes released, always coming out broken. (OP or Trash)
>New designs steadily decreasing in quality.
>No campaign, no meaningful expansion of lore.
>Removal of single player modes after each event.
>Only a handful of game modes.
>Only consistent additions to the game are skins. (Noticeable decrease in quality.)
>Having paid skins (Sometimes timed) in a game whose only progression is getting the next skin.
>Removing tricks for heroes that allowed for more complex plays.
>Loot boxes in a $40-60 game.
>Making people gay on the fly.
Part 1

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No single-player campaign, lootboxes and no offline multiplayer

>Changing hero designs due to minority outcry & decreasing characters assists:
>1. Widowmaker & Mercy from trailers/beta footage before game release.
> 2. Tracers ass & poses due to 1 post.
>Too much focus on competitive play/creating an Esport. (Alienating Casual/Quickplay only players)
>Not enough focus on competitive play/Esports. (Investing huge amounts of work into these while refusing to change its more casual elements)
>Competitive/League elitists moving players goal of fun to JUST winning as more important. (Infecting both modes)
>Clown show running & treatment of their “Esport” (Huge entry fee, constant banning of players, etc…)
>Constant desire to babysit players activity. Going so far as to spend more development time dealing with perceived toxicity of players, (In game/out.) rather than develop new content.
>Constant Virtue Signaling to SJW's.
>Banning players for using in game emotes & voice lines.
>Gestapo hunting down of lewd artists.
>Degenerate heal sluts.
>Developing around dull metas emphasizing how stale the game has gotten.
>Smurf accounts
>No community tools
>Heavy reliance on teamplay, without rewarding individual effort.
>Refusal to have alternate kits (Even Battleborn had this.)
>Basic Rock, Paper, Scissor design. Still manage to fuck it up with ability bloat with new heroes.
& Part 2:

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Multiplayer games are artistically empty.

yikes

vocaroo.com/i/s0IYedFRW4ej

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I love my wife Tracer!

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Based.

But I do play it

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Because it's an awful game and the porn is free

This

I can jerk off to the girls without playing the game.

I'm not underage

Too busy fapping to the rule 34 to buy let alone play the game.

It seems rather one note.

I like being able to play a game where you can be a sweaty try hard in the offical game and then do some random shit in a custom server.

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I think the balance of the game is fine and I think blizz making big changes is good for the game. I also appreciate how they wait a few months between each new hero. Not only are the heroes free to play on release, but because they dont add them super frequently, they can keep balance in check. I'm a bit sad that new content takes a long time to come out though, and I think a lack of a permanent PvE mode really hurts the game, especially when it already exists.
>Making people gay on the fly
not an argument because it doesnt affect the game. You wouldnt even know if you don't read external lore things. Also everyone being gay is realistic because in the future everyone is gay.
1. Widowmaker & Mercy from trailers/beta footage before game release.
> 2. Tracers ass & poses due to 1 post.
Who cares? minor change that affected nothing. I think the new tracer pose is better anyways.
>Too much focus on competitive play/creating an Esport. (Alienating Casual/Quickplay only players)
So? What would you change to help casual players?
>Smurf accounts
>No community tools
both of these are valid complaints, but theyre not going to do anything about smurfs. Wish they added a custom map maker and more options for custom games.
>Heavy reliance on teamplay, without rewarding individual effort.
>Refusal to have alternate kits (Even Battleborn had this.)
Sounds like you just don't like overwatch. this is the point of the game. also you dont need kits if you have different heroes?
>Basic Rock, Paper, Scissor design. Still manage to fuck it up with ability bloat with new heroes.
yeah there are counters, but it's not that simple. just get good.

Overall, overwatch isnt a bad game, but it's gotten boring after so long because they dont put out more free content frequently enough for most people.

if blizz gives us the tools to make shit like this, then overwatch will be relevant again

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I play it with my dick.

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God I want to impregnate her so badly.

Paladins and Apex Legends made me stop Overwatch.

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no shit dumb bitch you took all your clothes off in a scorching desert your burka actually has a function

Is blizzard getting desperate? because I keep seeing so may shill threads
I don't give a flying fuck about overwatch, never did.
If I want to play a game like that, I'd play TF2 or Paladins which are both superior gameplay wise

Same but after marriage. Lena Oxton is the ideal wife.

>SFM
>all the overwatch models in Source look shiny and like plastic
>you can see the polygons
>janky animation, overall terrible to look at
>people ACTUALLY fap to SFM animations
Who /blendermasterrace/ here?

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I shit you not I was thinking about crushing that and I consciously knew that it was a fucking cartoon.
Then I remembered that it was tracer and I just went full soft.

And, she is an ellen tier bulldyke so you know.

Got bored of it.

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I don't play SJW infested shit.

Tracer isn't a bulldyke.

that fucking goblina face

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>overwatch comes out
>"TF2 KILLER IS HERE! VALVETARDS BTFO!!!!"

>desura comes out
>"STEAM KILLER IS HERE! VALVETARDS BTFO!!!!"

>origin comes out
>"STEAM KILLER IS HERE! VALVETARDS BTFO!!!!"

>green man, gog, d2d, humble store comes out
>"STEAM KILLER IS HERE! VALVETARDS BTFO!!!!"

>epic comes out
>"STEAM KILLER IS HERE! VALVETARDS BTFO!!!!"

Do you see a pattern here? Valve has done nothing but print money for a decade now. Their biggest costs are server upkeep and bandwidth. They've weathered many storms and can afford to weather many more. Valve isn't worried.

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You'd be orbiting her if she spoke to you irl

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I quit a little after they released Ashe. I only liked Pharah and that patch made me want to kill myself

I quit when they nerfed Roadhog

She actually is.
Lezbo tomboys = bulldyke. Have you seen her in her civvies in the comic and what her girlfriend looks like? She's wearing the strap on in that relationship. They even erased her tits and gave her a flat manly ass in the game.

Straight tomboys are oft thick/petite under their false masculine camo and for teasing, making them feel comfortable and safe and tender love and balls deep pseudorape.

desu future is looking pretty grim with game developers striking big money deals with epic games and not letting their games in steam like metro or temporarily like borderlands 3

Tracer literally reminds me of my sisters friend. She's a top tier cutie teen.

>he plays overwatch
what's your excuse?

>caring about that shitty comic
Tracer is a cute, straight tomboy.

Remember when Yea Forums was only overwatch threads? Now there's only trannies left playing it.

>Jinu

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Damn right!

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>orbiting
lol
not him but if she's repulsive on my monitor, she's even more repulsive live
You really think most ""incels"" have that low standards?

I just bought UNIST
I prefer a game where I only have myself to blame for failure

>russian subway simulator
>killing jason voorhees over and over simulator
>pretending I'm young simulator
>literally nothing else
>"competition"
Last I checked Valve takes like a 30% cut. All they have to do to get devs back is make it more appealing and they have plenty of room to do exactly that. Obviously this would be a last ditch effort, but they could lower it to like a 20% cut and they'll be good. But like I said, they would sooner try other tactics than opt to lose ground there.

She's canon massive bulldyke, with a flat pancake ass, no tits, and the comic was put out by valve.
Even her girlfriend/chick she plows with her plastic penis is canon now.

They wanted a lesbian representative, they got her. Now no one wants to touch her, not even the lesbians and "lesbians".
Welcome to reality.

It’s gay

>the comic was put out by valve
what the

>I shit you not I was thinking about crushing that and I consciously knew that it was a fucking cartoon.
what

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>what's your excuse

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>Greedy publishers trying to bring shitty anti-consumer practices to PC, where it's never existed before.
The best thing about this is that the only way not to support it is to pirate the game and get it for free. They're handing us an excuse on a silver platter here, get those torrent clients open lads.

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>Now no one wants to touch her
She's still my waifu. No matter what Blizzard does to Tracer, I will never stop loving her.

She got blacked mate.

*Groans*
*Small wet patch appears on the crotch of my jeans*

good choice

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i only play overwatch just to grief
so many faggots play it and get so worked up when ur just fucking around

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It’s kinda cool, piracy is dope

Paladins is a shit game that's being made worse every patch. Hi rez is so full of fucking retards, it's honestly amazing.

I DON'T LIKE SPAM

TF2 has an all male cast and is somehow less gay than Overwatch

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>wearing shoes on the table

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>that nose

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Oh fuck now I'm gonna sauce it.

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Is it a good game for griefing? I loved to grief in CS 1.6 and TF2 back in the day.

Look valve and epic pr guys have been going to war all across fucking Yea Forums and I got someone's name confused.
Sue me.

Well you have fun with that.

Reminder that TF2 still reigns supreme in the year of our lord 2019, and Overcrotch has done NOTHING to even dent its popularity

coffin emoji

El ogro americano lleva un disfraz de niña.

She's a nice person, guys. Don't be mean

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>BugChaserTracer
every fucking time

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Means she can handle my ten inches of bbc.

Valve would do well to remind themselves that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.

Nice ass, UGLY face

Healthy testosterone level.

Damn straight user.
FUCK SLOW-SHITTERS AND FUCK TONE-NIGGERS.

>I know her! she might let me in that booty if I white knight her, guys!

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What the fuck man.

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I'd be happy if they just reduced the console-shitter size hitboxes.

Pic related

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its rough, coarse and irritating

/blenderbois/ ww@

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I forgot just how ugly Vamplettes is, god damn
the ass is fine though

lmfao perfect reaction

>they can keep balance in check.
They have obviously failed at this user.

it's not fun.

TF2 is fucking boring after 13 years

The best part is when Playerfortknown's Nitelgrounds came out a mere year later and killed Overwatch 10x harder than it could ever kill TF2 in either's entire existence.

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>mix FPS gameplay with MOBAshit mechanics
>game inevitably goes to shit
they're mixing 2 things that dont go together in the worst way possible.
either you go full MOBA or you go full FPS, trying to reach a middle ground dilutes both and only pisses off fans of either camp.

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