Who here ready to go /home/?
Who here ready to go /home/?
Dominic Cox
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Jeremiah Reyes
yes please all you halo kiddies need to go back to bungie.net and never come back.
Alexander Fisher
No, I will not go to one of the dullest franchises in the history of FPS franchises. Seriously each episode following the space marine and his pals from the UNSC as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the slow gameplay, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of mechanics, all to make movement molasses, to make bullets seem magnetic.
Perhaps the die was cast when Bungie vetoed the idea of Apple funding the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for directx. The Halo series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Perfect Dark series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to with 343i.
>a-at least the single player was good though
"No!"
The level design is dreadful; the single player was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I went for a walk, the designer instead put an un-involved corridor in my path.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a corridor was encountered. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Bungie's mind is so governed by cliches and flat topography that they have no other style of gameplay. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Halo by the same Jason West. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Halo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Call of Duty." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Halo” you are, in fact, trained to play Call of Duty.
Connor Cruz
Hey newfriend, guess you weren't around to remember that Halo has always been Yea Forums kino.
Adrian Anderson
lol seething quake boomers mad their servers are dead
Cry more
Juan Lopez
>Halo is getting released entirely on PC
>4K 60FPS
>It's even on steam, not just the god awful windows store
I'm dreaming, right?
Christopher Young
Untrue
Grayson Martin
Based
Cringe
Daniel Lewis
No, user. It's real.
Everything is just right.
Brayden Stewart
i never thought i'd be so happy for you guys....
Ryder Allen
>Halo kiddies
These guys ain't fans.
Aaron Harris
My home was glassed
Adrian Hall
this thread is so based thank you for posting it OP
we're comin' home
Colton Kelly
>tfw excited for a decade old collection of games I've played before countless times
Why do games suck so much cock now?
Colton Wright
my only interest is for race maps to get a revival since nobody plays it on Custom Edition anymore. Race is the only good thing to come from Halo
Kayden Jenkins
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A BETA INVITE
Noah Edwards
I always wanted to play the Halo games but never owned a console other than PS2 so I'm looking forward to it.
Also I'm hoping someone will port the game models to SFM.
Jacob Wright
we're coming home
Nolan Lewis
Its a piece of home you know? This is a mad world none of us mesh well with. We all just want to go back to a comfy home.
Xavier Lewis
I will do my best for you anons.
Jack Hughes
FUCKING WHERE IS IT?
WHEN IS IT OUT
WHEN
FUCK
Jose Reyes
>halo threads used to be hidden with late night posting many many years ago
>now it's talked about every day
Time are changing
i fucking like halo, and always have. And I play pc shooters professionally
Blake Adams
I've never owned an Xbox
Is Halo really worth the hype?
Jordan Rivera
>Halo 4 chief
Jaxon Jones
its coming home baby
Christopher Gutierrez
only a few more years till Halo 4 babies become the majority here and oust the Reachfags
Colton Gomez
Halo 4 multiplayer was fun
Jacob Sanders
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Soon, bros...
Eli Cooper
Halo 4 multiplayer is the worst in the series, even worse than 5.
Jeremiah Cooper
Sebastian Fisher
What's the best version of the main theme and why is it the Halo 1 version (installation 04)?
John Peterson
i wouldn't call it good but it certainly wasn't that bad
Nathaniel Phillips
It certainly was. Loadouts, Ordnance and Sprint all ruined the game by removing any semblance of good map design on top of killing any weapon variety.
Levi Gray
>That dude who beat jinga by jumping on another dudes head
Parker Collins
>Welcome home, user
Elijah Ortiz
They haven't sent them out yet, they'll let you know.
Benjamin Carter
They have. See
Anthony Evans
LOOKATDISDUUUUDE
Joshua Martinez
Aaron Johnson
me on the left, feels on the right
Cooper Cook
I know they said it was happening soon, but does anyone have a more exact date they plan to start testing Reach?
Luke Ortiz
Reach testing is coming first to Xbox this month.
Cooper Moore
That's not a beta invite, it's just an email confirming yourself into Halo Insider, you'll have to wait for them to actually start sending flights out.
Jose Cook
What game do you guys think you'll be dumping the most hours into? I see myself spending a lot of time in Halo 2 and 3 custom games.
No exact release dates, obviously. There is good evidence, though, that testing for Reach will begin by the end of April, for those part of the Halo Insider program.
Justin Stewart
we're coming home, swat bros
Austin Miller
Noah Lee
Do we know what time frame Reach is gonna get released after everything has been tested? Next year? This year? This Fall (of Reach)?
Benjamin Powell
I played Jenga on ElDewrito and I feel like I could play that shit all day.
Matthew Perez
Swat is dumb as shit unless its some crazy objective map, just play instagib instead if you want TDM
Cooper Smith
Get in
Carson Garcia
>I Can't Aim For The Head: The Post
Logan Taylor
I think they're releasing it at E3.
Leo Price
Not with that dogshit cannon in the back.
Ayden Davis
>gauss cannon
>bad
I've never seen someone with such shit taste in my life before.
Xavier Miller
>Double Kill
>Triple Kill
>Killing Spree
>Running Riot
Hunter Martinez
>i waited so long just to do that
>mfw
Jace Gutierrez
I can 1v1 me project cartographer or watch me top frag whatever lobby is currently running it
Xavier Walker
Imagine being this bad at video games, even as a old boomer that cant handle gamepad aiming the gauss canon is pretty much free killing sprees even if the guy driving it just goes in a straight line
Sebastian Martin
Halo 4 rightfully gets a lot of flak but I really liked parts of the Cortana's rampancy plotline
Alexander Rivera
David Thompson
There's no feeling quite like this one.
Triumph, nostalgia, hope,
renewed will to finish the fight
Anthony Gomez
Justin Morales
growing old mostly sucks but goddamn does it feel good to know that garbage like Halo isn't "home" for me
John Ross
343i will be redeemed if Chief creampies Cortana in Halo 6 as conflict resolution.
Bentley Reyes
I don't understand these threads. What happened?
Nathaniel Hughes
>Firefight with Halo Reach over Steam or online CO-OP
My only question will it support four players or two?
Epic.
Jeremiah Brooks
shills have been deployed
Blake Wilson
aside from the fact that a series of once console exclusive games who hold an astronomical significance in the life of multiple generations of gamers is finally coming to the pc with a reinvigorated multiplayer and much needed community features such as mod support, not much
Gavin Long
we're going home
Benjamin Wood
>le wojak feels man
the only home for you is here
Connor Williams
As someone who loved all of Bungie Halo games, I tried playing Halo 4 for a couple hours and gave up after the second or third fight with the goofy looking robot knight dudes and their attack dog things. Didn't look like it fit into the Halo mythology at all. Does Halo 5 improve in a positive way from there or is it the same shit? Because I saw renders of the actual Elites and got physically disgusted.
Isaac Peterson
>When the tits have just the right amount of sag
Robert Myers
Is he saving Halo?
Asher Bennett
FLIGHT WHEN
Oliver Stewart
Probably not, but I'm going to enjoy the shit out of it even if it's because of nostalgia
Gabriel Russell
growing old mostly sucks but goddamn does it feel good to know that garbage like Reddit isn't "home" for me
The Xbox's biggest franchise is coming back to PC after more than a decade of absence. This is huge.
Samuel Diaz
Yes