Nintendies BTFO
Nintendies BTFO
use a vita?
>GTAV on a vita
retard
*stadia btfo
ftfy fag
vita can stream ps4 games, retard
>bathing
casual
>that placement
that's how you drop your tablet into the water
Wait how much of a reach does the controller have
>Bathing
Very unlike a Melee-playing Nintendie.
>taking a bath
what are you gay
its called remote play, retard.
plebs out
Like 5 inches if you're lucky.
a good 30 feet at least, I know I'll do chores in living room and take my controller with me and wait for it to chime when my group is ready in a game like FFXIV
>this nigga is the future
Why is this faggot pretending that he's not the one who took the picture? Does he think it makes his embarrassing post less retarded?
>playing with 1.5 second delay
>white dude called a nigga
Do Apple devices not have the remote play app like Android does?
>brainlet can't think 1.5 seconds ahead of everything
It's Cinematic!!!!
If you shower more than one every 2 weeks you're an absolute casual babby faggot normie.
Ah yes, I love playing my games while looking at a stream being recorded through my phone's camera
Big talk coming from a nigga who's three replies up
Fuck i wish i had a bath. All id want to do is relax, drink beer and fap for hours.
You shouldn't stay more than 5 minutes in a bathtub.
Baths are fucking gay.
>stand there buck naked and cold while waiting for the bath to fill up
>get in
>enjoy for about 10 minutes before the water gets lukewarm
Sitting during showers is infinitely superior.
>the huge delay that would make the game unplayable
>shitty phone camera quality
Meanwhile if you own a Switch you can just put the console itself there in place of the tablet and play with the joycons.
>nintendies have shit hygiene
poetry
>Doesn't have a servant to draw baths for him
Lol
Protit: It was only there for the time it took to take the photo
Not to mention you'd need to be like a Japanese person and shower beforehand otherwise you're just gonna be sitting in a tub of your own dirt and sweat. And most western bathrooms don't have a place to rinse beforehand so you'd need to actually shower properly which would defeat the whole purpose of taking a bath anyway.
>sitting
you mean on the hard ass floor? idk my shower is small as fuck so there arent any seats or anything. Plus i think you can empty some water from the drain and readd hot water when needed for baths. Only big disadvantage to a bath is when you have to piss imo
>you mean on the hard ass floor?
That's what you're fucking doing in baths anyways.
>tub of your own dirt and sweat
Nigger, there’s like 500 litres of water in a bathtub. How the fuck is that going to be relevant? Just shower each day and dont let the gunk accumulate. Use your hands to wash your body
Or you can just get one of those shower chairs old people use. Would make it easier to get back up when you're done
I mean, i still enjoy jacuzzis even though you sit on stone seats, to each their own
>the whole purpose of taking a bath
You take a bath to relax. Get some bath salts, bubbles and candles and just chill out. People who take a bath to get clean instead of showering are subhuman.
Yeah it's called the Youtube app
>this nigga
>is a white guy
Dumb niggers. They have an app which allows you to stream directly to your phone. Remote Play.
dangit bobby
so in japan they shower before a bath? Wouldnt that defeat the purpose? How about you just accept the fact that you are a fucking retard and smart people in the whole world just shower and then make a bath afterwards. I mean fuck, the shower and the bath is in the same fucking spot you can just clean up then lay down.
Don't be so fucking racist, it's the current year.
google btfo
how can stadia even compete
Bobby just take a bath already.
bath salts literally cause people to eat eat other people's faces, why would you ever use them to relax
They use the bath to relax. And they share the same water with the whole family. Don't ask me why they just do.
>Get some bath salts, bubbles and candles and just chill out
Sorry I'm not a fag/girl.
If I want to relax I'd get a good recliner and maybe soak my feet at most.
Plus like the other user pointed out the water would just become lukewarm after a while and sitting submerged in lukewarm water for an extended period of time feels weird.
God I wish I had a bathtub.
>Nintendochads shower
>Snoyboys bathe in their own filth
Kek
>guy who's three replies up complaining
Yea Forums gets worse by the day
>set up switch in bath
>realize there are no games to play
yeah good plan
>taking a bath
Is he 12?
ita a sign of utmost respect. Libtards would kill to be graced by a black man to be called nigga
Just a reminder you're the actual retard.
>t. never ate a face before
Don't knock it til you try it
Imagine standing completely naked and cold while waiting for your bath to fill instead of waiting for it to fill before taking off your clothes...
baths are alright but i always spend way too long in them, my showers already take ages
>Sorry I'm not a fag/girl.
if you care that much about how you might be perceived in the privacy of your own bathroom, you might be a fag/girl.
Not that kind of bath salts, user.
You've not been told this enough user. You're retarded
>drops controller
why not just watch a movie or something, this is pretty retarded
I do miss taking a bath, my new apartment only has a shower plate
Hey guess what, you're retarded.
*ding ding* found the retard
stop using the r-word, my sister has downs and its very triggering
okay retard
>fap for hours.
You don't want to be doing that in your bath, m8.
Google Stadia prerelease model?
sorry about your retarded sister, user.
I tried streaming dragon Ball fighters on my Vita and it ran like garbage
He ain't streaming
He's on facetime
so more like a .5 delay
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>snoy fags used to extremely low resolution
Better than STD
t. actual retard who knows nothing
>not disconnecting from jewish shit like a man but surrender his bathing time like a cuck.
good goy