So this is the average dmc fan

So this is the average dmc fan

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I thought that was an Akantor weapon for a second

Why DSD dragonslayer sized in that pic?

It's not. That's a dwarf.

Frankly its bigger then both DSD is only probably 6-8 inches shorter then DS

Why is it like 30% bigger than it actually is?

He looks like he is having fun. Good for him.

Overgrown beard faggots look retarded, all of them.

Is he bara or just fat? I can't say

In your dreams, this is what the average dmc fan looks like

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t. Can’t grow a beard

T. Beardlet

And the average Yea Forums OP just gets all their content from reddit.

Enjoy looking like a fucking homeless Al Qaeda terrorist.

why is it so fucking huge?

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It’s not, the guy is 5’10

>Enjoy looking like a fucking homeless Al Qaeda terrorist.
>implying that isn't a based as fuck aesthetic

SEETHING

>three copies of dmc5 please

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You two should fuck.

Am I really a minority in that I've never went to leddit and never plan too? wtf fuck this place

>/fit/
>a skilled craftsman
>has the beard of a viking
fucking alpha male

dantes a big guy

This, beards are absolutely disgusting, especially when bits of food are stuck in it.

He's too strong and manly to be your average dmc fan

>/fit/

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He thought Dante was like 8 feet tall

>fit
Are you scrawny or just really fucking fat

we should fuck you :)

What's wrong with it? Why do you fatties get mad at normal people?

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Tell me about Gilgamesh, why does it give a mask?

>Manlytears attempts to butter some toast

He's unironically more manly than 95% of Yea Forums. Look at those broad shoulders.

that's the point

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Fuck me please

>ever using that trash weapon

Because no one cared who I was until it gave me the mask.

>that huge chest
Fucking delicious.

>he doesn't go fashion hunter above all else
You do you, but I ain't never run down that timer going for a good time.

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>Manlytears sets up his Dante Koto.jpg

Honestly, what the blue fuck were they thinking with DSD's design. I cannot think of a more fucking uninspired piece of shit sword. It's like someone at Capcom put "demon sword" into Google and called it a day. Compare this to Sparda, which is genuinely one of the most unique swords Capcom has ever made, to this piece of shit. DSD reminds of some shitty Monster Hunter weapon, absolute ass.