When did borderlands get so much SOUL?
DAMN
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whoa they got Randy to do mocap?
Soul is stored in the belly.
God I wish I was in there.
THIGG!!! XD
beer belly physics > jiggle physics
That's... fucking nasty dude, holy shit.
>tfw fatfags and barafags have ruined cool, gross character aesthetics
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
Kill all the gays and the faggots
how do you get fat in a wasteland? even the successful bandit leaders in previous games were more ripped and lean than anything
Why do fags like fatties?
>tfw you will never be Maya and spend all your time servicing the greasy unwashed cocks of fat psychopaths
I like bellys too but OP is fucking disgusting. There's a line bewtween hot and ugly and that shit ran it over like 3 times
You eat what you kill.
Skags fucking everywhere, they eat those. You can see them cooking in plenty of camps.
the fat fuck raider aesthetic is pretty kino i have to admit, it's absolutely peak wasteland depravity
God dude wheres the fucking pot bellied girls in video games
Big gut ladies WHEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Not posting his biggest fan
Roasties better stay away from my husbandos, I have a shotgun and I'm not afraid to go on a rampage
Holy based.
Furfags destroyed. The dragons kidnap women in all the fairy tales, not gay men.
imagine the smell
Maybe now I'll buy a game in series
>tfw you will never be Maya and spend all your time servicing the greasy unwashed cocks of fat psychopaths
dude, just put on a wig and spend some time at a truck rest stop you thirsty faggot
because those fags are also fatties
did you forget where you were?
everyone here is either a fat fag or an underweight fag
This!
Too bad fat guys have small cocks.
Proof women want BIG guys. Muscle>Tall>Fat>Lanky>>>>>>>>>>>>manlet.
amen
Me personally, I identify as an attack helicopter.
behold the power of Randy Pitchford.
so this is what he jerks off too?
I'm a skellington I just want a big husband
I like em big, I like em chunky...
Hey, user, PJ had a pretty terrible start at life. Getting a beatnik poet gf with nice hips is the least karma can do for him.
His supposed fat must actually be a huge stash of money he's hiding under his shirt.
PC release when
Nah, some girls just have a fat fetish.
>Nah, some girls just have a fat fetish.
If only that level of fat wasn't so unhealthy, it'd be perfect.
i dunno, i just know i want a big bf
Does it remind you of your dad?
hopefully you'll get your turn next.
It's been a good 12 months or so on this side.
Guys the trick is to get with the girl while youre skinny and get married. Then while shes trapped you get a sick beer gut goin. All these boomers fought in vietnam and they got fat fuckin guts. Learn from your forefathers.
>white "people"
Nope, my dad isnt fat
lol sounds like a manlet
>tfw only gays have fat guy fetishes
And that's why I've decided to lose weight
I want a muscular one.
Gross.
That's really not true. But the only women I know that like fat guys are really disgusting themselves. So you probably don't want that type of relationship.
I support you, user. Let me know if you need any advice I lost 20 kg myself.
Also please post belly before you get rid of it, it's probably very cute.
replace this with some scrawny cockroach Yea Forumsirgin and an extra panel of him typing a long post about how gross fat people
I just want to be a degenerate with someone smaller than me
women disagree, tranny
I'm 5'8" 263 for the love of god can a woman fall in love with me?
What would you say was the key to your weight loss, user?
get swole my man
It's women that are gross.
goliaths my man
marcus
there have been plenty fatboys
why is he so fucking horny
I'm doing keto and exercise I went from 440 to 390 in a month
I'm 6'8"
Nah, swole mostly attracts dudes too. His best option is to lose a lot of weight.
if you snort coke you forget about eating for a couple of days, though be warned the cost of coke entirely outweighs the cost of food so you will have to shell out the dough
I wish i was fat, Beats being a twig
just come to the dark side then, just kidding there some girls that like fatties but theyre fat as well and you problably want a bit tiddy gf kek
What's your exercise regimen, user?
Bet she's a Feeder
Weed is cheaper and proven to lower your BMI
6'1 300 dating 5'3 tiny half latin qt here, you kind of have to get lucky and find one of the not completely crazy girls that either are into big guys or don't care as much about looks, having a personality and being nice to them helps too
I do as many push ups and sit ups as I can, stop for 5 minutes and do it again
And I jog every morning for as long as I can then walk back home and shower before work
Nothing crazy but its infinite compated to my old "do nothing" plan
bruh the munchies
Medicinal weed is literally given to encourage eating.
pump some cigarettes, it helps kill the munch
Just don't eat lmao
damn they should book this guy for a TED talk
It didn't
Everything else around it LOST soul, making it appear to have soul in comparison
Im gay btw not sure if that matters
My sister definitely has one, she likes drawing chubby guys and in high school had a tall fat guy as a boyfriend. She herself is pretty small though.
Anons please tell me how to grow a beard
Wanna introduce us?
There's 9,001 videos on the internet detailing how to grow a beard
Because of their huge, round fatass
>tfw now im reading the pages
Is wholesome but shes also the type of person that will drive one to a early grave because of their uncontrollable fetish
>ITT: Gays thirsting over fat rolls and unhealthy habits
>Fat men pretending a majority of woman like fat rolls and unhealthy habits
You're all pathetic t b h.
oh sorry I forgot to check the thread.
Serious answer is portion control and mental adjustment.
For me I did intermittent fasting and just cut out a meal, in my case breakfast. So I ate a regular lunch and dinner but had removed an entire meal of energy from my diet, I also cut out any energy from liquids and zero snacking.
For exercise I did cycling in the morning when I was fasted, absolutely shreds weight. Exercise is good but not needed, you just need to eat less.
The most important thing to know is that it's going to suck, you are going to be miserably hungry and uncomfortable for probably weeks if not maybe months, if you're not hungry you're probably not going to be losing weight, you need to learn to get over this and be fine. But eventually you'll get there and find being hungry doesn't bother you as much anymore, it really is like an addiction and you need to break that dopamine reward cycle of eating. So essentially the advice is "don't give up".
Now post your belly.
cope
But PJ was the voice of logic in the show, he can't be a retard. Maybe his little sister, but not PJ.
>Feeders
Holy shit this fetish is fuckin dangerous
Very. Like don't even get close to them. Ever.
This thread ia like one of those dollar freakshows at the circus
This wouldn't be as much of a problem as it is if the person being fed also went to the gym to lift weights.
Free food is free food.
Exactly my dude, dying at 50 has never looked so appealing
Indeed, which is why I try not to encourage gainers and stick to 2d.
but if you've got a cute belly by accident you might as well post it.
>50
Make that 30s
>Disgusting
>Literally the hottest Dragon is Spyro.
Why am I like this lads
Hot
Where the feeder girls at? Looking for some free poon before I slim down
But then you get aids and get brutally murdered. Only one if those two is a turn on.
>gearbox are capable of creating the perfect boob physics
>they used it for a giant fatass belly instead
gonna buy this game on ps4 and pirate it on pc for now
Better for cuddling.
They got dat ass.
Jiggle physics.
Cute.
More to eat in emergency situations.
They are usually dtf.
More fun to poke at and embarrass.
y'all had your boob physics since the ps2 era, be nice and let us enjoy this brief period of belly love.
just food for thought
imagine what it's like getting dicked with 500-600 lbs of force behind it
This nigga gets it. Bear bfs are the best.
>another episode of shit that white people think black folk like
suburb kids... jesus christ. I scoff
>y'all
did you grow up without running water you fat smelly fuck
...They like my sound they think im funky
Probably great until they run out of breath within minutes and stop.
READY TO GO WHOLE HOG
Fuck yeah.
>y'all
Go back to gay twitter. What makes you think its acceptable to talk like this.
>decent elastic physics
ooooh boy, does this mean what I think it means?
we gonna get some proper titty physics soon? Shirt tension and shit?
>Implying the dick would even be able to reach you through the fat
It's baked in animation not real time physics.
>"is it in yet?"
>"I don't know"
What a turn on.
Triggering people is fun.
ok
because homosexuals are disgusting degenerate perverts bar absolute none. They are not "just regular people who like the same sex" they are all fetishists and freaks
Boob physics are problematic and sexist post 2018. Few big games have them
That ayyn't it, cheef
...and that's a good thing.
God I wish hed squash me
> they are all fetishists and freaks
That just sounds like Yea Forums
>t. dicklet
perverse
People have types.
saved
thanks
where are you people going on about "sickos" and "freaks" coming from? It wasn't from the election wave.
Isn't this dude like 10 feet tall? That woman must be like 6'6".
he's like 7'
Who /gchub/ here?
The majority of society is averse to perversion, that's why its a perversion. It's how human communities work. It's only an extremely modern idea pushed by a very vocal minority that says perverts should be tolerated in society.
A lot of women dig the bara muclebloat type ,but you'll going to have to hit the gim regardless.
totally unrealistic armor only covering his penis and nipples, evil hyper-sexualization reeee
Do you have problems reading? If you could trouble your handler and have him read it for you that might help.
He's 6' 9", the character he portrays on the show (The Mountain) is somewhere around 7' 8" in the books.
Yeh
yep
nigga have you ever seen the "thicc" threads that devolves in BBW ? isn't the same ? aren't a lot of scat porn actress in the same level of faggots ? i don't want to defend neither sides but you are full of bullshit probably you are also a fag in denial
>no overprotective grizzly bf
>no pbc video game
Worst reality
The difference is that heterosexuals with disgusting fetishes are only a fraction of the total heterosexual population while 100% of homosexuals are disgusting fetishists
>posting a fat mouse
>not a fat rat
So what's your fetish user?
I've been working out and trying to lose weight, but obviously I'm not perfect. How am I doing so far?
Homosexuals
pretty good
the thought of verbally raping some fags on asian shell collecting forums using logic and heterosexuality by showing how perverted they are compared to normal people
That’s not fat all
Please eat more
Alright fags you can sway me to your side if you give crazy ass rimjobs
I don't really want to be "fat", my ideal body would be sort of bearmode if anything. Power over aesthetics.
You look like you have a very good frame for it and I can see you've already made progress on the working out part. I think you'll make a really good /strong/ boi. Keep it up user.
Ahhh be my bear bf please
are you trolling or just stupid
jesus fuck this thread is so gay that I thought I accidentally opened /xivg/
If you really want to be bearmode stop losing weight and lift more
Bear mode requieres fat and muscle
You gay or a chick? I'm straight
>I'm straight
literally why lie on Yea Forums of all places
thanks for the advice user, I'll take it into consideration
I see just as much T&A on here as I do gay shit, I'd say Yea Forums is just as much straight as it is gay
Looks comfy.
Sure, fat boys love to eat.
Thumbnail looks like Big Smoke in a white shirt
it's shit advice, read the sticky
>be me around 2013ish Yea Forums
>some user posts this image
And that's where it all started
note that I never said I'd actually do it, only said I'd consider it
Oh shit. Before you get banned I just want to let you know I'm sorry to have cursed you.
can't reason with a person so obtuse, thank you for your hollow argument, but i have to remind you that most cases of pedophilia are done by heterosexuals
that's a mistake
ok
The heart actually.
The belly generates Prana for the body though
Curse? More like a blessing!
I developed into primarily a belly inflation fagI was also 13 at the time (b. 1999)
No I don't play Overwatch or Fortnite TF2 is the superior game even after all the shitty updates
Just angry because women wont look at you
why does Yea Forums hate big bellies?
What does it mean when you can sort of tense something in your chest..the area where the heart chakra supposeldy is and feel a rush of energy throughout your entire body mostly in your legs?
>belly inflation
>not weight gain
We at least have common ground in K Rool.
Why not both? Inflation exaggerates the belly while body fat itself has a great aesthetic and is undeniably soft and warm, but also heavy.
Hates? What, no!
man this is getting spooky because.
I'm the one who made that edit not whoever this other user is.
Why is being short so horrible these days? Do people really care?
>かわいい
Really makes me think
Does it feel oddly validating?
That's fucking weird. Bonded by fetish.
DOOM 2016 did it first
And none of them will work considering it's all genetics. Lmao beardlets BTFO
It actually does look cool but not for the reason you fucking degenerates like it
oh fuck me
with pleasure(?)
it feels oddly like I might know you considering the amount of people in the fat discord who play tf2.
The circle of life must continue I suppose, somebody converted me when I was around the same age, It makes sense I must now convert another.
tfw had a cutie thin girl who accepted me for being big and now shes gone :(
I always knew black guys loved fat white chicks but I had no idea it worked in reverse.
d-did you eat her?
What am I even doing with my life?
wasting it, get out there and put yourself on display you sorry fool
Not sure which Discord that is, but I'll post the image in the one I'm thinking of if you'd like to say hi!
yes, along with his post
I want K.Rool to smother me
GET FUCKED SKELE
same
sauce pls, i still need to pick my fap material for the night
Is that on trash?
Dedede is ass
I know this thread is blah blah fat and shit but is that the goliath given the helmet?
If they don't bring them back I'm gonna be fucking pissed, same with nomads. They're both fun to fight.
>GET YOURSELF A FAT FUCKING RETARD
it's you? nice art
bump
>tfw pursing chubby gay gamer bf and he doesn't know I'm into dudes
I will win him over with my charms. And memes.
Good luck
There's a fetish for everything and everyone.
>most cases of pedophilia are done by heterosexuals
yeah no shit, with 96% heterosexuals of course most cases of anything are done by them
point is that fags have disproportionally high percentage of fetishes, sexual promiscuity or even pedophilia
ellie looks like she ate half the wasteland, maybe skags are high in fat and cholesterol
I want Magnus to teach me how to get that much soul!
>fuckhuge spiderants spawn just outside her door
>bandits frequent the only highway that runs through the desert right outside her door
Bitch lays traps and eats whatever stumbles along, no way she'd starve, she'd actually thrive in a place like that. Also it's making the joke that she's just fat white trash of course.
Why is it that I find women disgusting when they mention sex related stuff?
Thanks. Just gotta find the time to awkwardly come out and make my intentions known rather than just being a sneaky creep.