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FATTO

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Griffon should be Vergil's Devil Arm. Their palettes match too well.

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When Vergil becomes playable, Shadow, Griffon, and Nightmare should all be his other devil arms.

youtube.com/watch?v=nd6qA9XZKdo

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New DMC Slice of Life anime with Vergil when

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>DmC amulet
I'm glad Capcom confirmed its not official yet

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HARDBASS GOOD MEN)) CYKA

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I'd rather a DMC Carnival Phantasm

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how the fuck do I get good as Dante, playing as him gives me anxiety

It wont be in his show. He hates Vergil.

>hates vergil
>posts about him on his instagram

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>I'm glad Capcom confirmed its not official

Not official as in not canon, or not officially being made?

youtu.be/1i-bP9MSi0c
if you didn't catch the irony in this video you're genuinely autistic, this whole thing is obviously a skit

DAEMON ASS

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>turret is designed for use with other styles
holy hell, I can't believe I never tried this.

That's fantastic.

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>WHY WON’T YOU TAKE ME TO HELL DAD

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dis. They should incorporate something new for Vergil this time.

He posted about him one time.

That's how he acts in every interview.

Why'd they make Vergil so hot?

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>WE'RE FALLING TOGETHER
youtube.com/watch?v=iZgMNsNfTGQ

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We all know that was his demon side autistically trying to copy Sparda.

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And people wonder how he was able to fuck a random woman

So females could find him attractive and produce more blood of Sparda if you catch my drift.

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I still don't know why people think that comment means he hates Vergil. It's possible to think someone's a villain and also like them as a character.

Shitskin announced before the time and Capcom got mad, anime is in production hell by now

She looks like she fucks black demons.

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You have autism bro.

bug demon + human = dragon demons
dragon demon + human = angel demon
three eyed goo demon + unknown = flaming centaur

How do demon genetics work?

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK IT'S TOO LATE

Hows Castlevania anime? I liked but i'm not into the series. Is like the DmC of Castlevania?

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Sparda was black in his demon form so
also that FUCKING nose she'd unironically be great if it was just a bit straighter

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Did you drink a bottle of water yet, user?

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>castlevania in the same universe as DMC
What the fuck is this canon?

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She literally doesn't. She looks like a good woman.

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Well I vomited today so I gotta drink slowly

good reminder
thanks vergil

MADE FOR /SS/
DOUJIN WHEN

That's a big pizza. For one man.

name of girl?

There was only so much they could make of Castlevania 3 on its own so they added pieces of Symphony and Curse of Darkness. Aside from those people who get really really distracted by the "church bad" shtick, it was okay I guess. Season 1's only real problem is that it's literally 4 episodes and season 2 gets a lot of padding and pacing issues I felt. I won't really count bandwagoning "i only watched the series" people as a problem because a lot of media tends to follow that pattern nowadays.

As someone who is moderately into the series it took it in a much more dour direction than the castlevanias I’ve played went. Not a bad thing, necessarily. However, it’s very obvious that the people who made it adore castlevania, which is more than can be said of the reboot.

i'm going right now, thanks blue mister

>not powerade

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it's some user's gf

Says the person who probably didn't drink water for 20 years or so.

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lucky bastard

it’d be better if dante was in this styled one and vergil in the more old school long skirt one

i want goofy costumes to be a thing again

>Demonically consider the following

When does this one plays? This is jap-only ost right?

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And now I'm imagining Vergil and Dante in their Sin Devil Trigger forms for just regular shit.

COPE

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You’ll get your two shitty gay incest doujins and you’ll like it

>Nero in the background doesn't want to consider the following.

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Larc en Ciel made image songs for both DMC4 and 5.
youtube.com/watch?v=KME8YDSidY0
youtube.com/watch?v=hgy67ZBxdXI

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OK, so Dante did know that V was Vergil from the beginning and that actually makes a lot of sense regarding the themes of Dante embracing his human side.

But jeez Dante's an asshole for woohoo driving off on his sweet new motorcycle when V, his own brother, finally catches up to him, flaking apart and dying while pleading for him to wait.

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Only used for promotional material it's not even in the ost they sold.

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Sparda was a white man with a Big Bug Cock

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It's time alright

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Make the words bigger and to the left and center

He will learn, someday.

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3 am is your designated timeslot please go back to tumblr until then.

>and you’ll like it
I sure will

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No it's not, wait till europoor hours

>flaking apart and dying while pleading for him to wait.
He has to go take care of his other retarded half that's killing millions of people.

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You guys are a bunch of pussies. If Dante and Trish had just played along with V's gay shit and given him a hug and told him everything was okay he'd have hung back and died like a bitch. Your evil demon king half is in the middle of a world-ending invasion atop his eldritch hell tree throne, fucking grow a pair or go away.

He's Dante twin after all

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>Power for dummies

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Where the fuck can you download this mod anyway?

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Stop posting Dantes and making me want things

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I'm not your mommy line was one of the best in the game, based Trish

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Stop bullying V, he needed to stall Dante so that he wouldn't murderize Urizen before they could get together to merge back into Vergil, V is a smart boy and Trish should have sucked his dick

You will not forget this devil's power

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They chose well

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VOTE FAGGITS

strawpoll.me/17740542/r

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>linking to the results
NICE ONE YOU DEAD WEIGHT

Truths you don't like isn't bullying, faget.

V was one step from committing sudoku before Trish told him to man the fuck up

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Why I can't use Caveiralorelei R on BP?

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I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
OH LORD

FUJO HOURS APPROACHES

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it's good, not perfect by any means but I think people tend to blow its issues out of proportion
they did well considering the limited source material they had in terms of narrative, it's easily 50x better than the DMC anime we have now

Do you have source on that art?

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Rent free

fujo hours have been fine since Vujo user who kept roleplaying with himself left

>Dante decides to help the orphanage

Based

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STOP CALLING ME UNGA

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>library confirms Nico is thiccer than the previously confirmed thiccest girl and is incredibly self-conscious about it
I mean it's literally impossible to make a girl better than Lady but holy fuck does Nico come close.

>imagine Trish getting pinned against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates moms becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-balls and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black fetish pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, breaths she coughs up the crusty, hell-cum out her ps2-octagon mouth, leaving her dark soul unfilled, yet her ass stuffed to the brim

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>>library confirms
where?

It's just a joke fujo calm down

Yeah, i feel it's more acceptable recently

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is it still always the same person posting these every thread?

that's a lot of commitment

Literally the only bad thing about Nico are the tattoos, that's the only thing making Lady superior

In game library

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because there are leaderboards and it wouldn't be fair to people who don't have the deluxe versions

of course a better solution would be to just disqualify you from the leaderboards if you use it, go pester Matt about it

never

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>In game library
where exactly, I dont remember anything about it

Based

I love how the original artist for the novel came back for these

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Don't call me deadweight.

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Gallery, Nico Reports. Something like that

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>nicos tattoos
>bad
Here I was thinking you had good taste

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I miss mallet castle bros, probably one of my favourite locales in vidya
man I'd love a DMC1 remake where they double down on the horror

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Tumblrinas didn't eat Miwa alive for drawing Nico "too white" yet, I hope?

NERO SMART, NERO DO UNGA-BUNGA WITH ROBOT STICK AND GET MANY S RANKS
while still remaining deadweight

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Lady in fatigues section

I’d put my penis in nicos grandma desu senpai

I'm not a fan of tattoos

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DMC6
Nero goes to Manlet Island actually kill Mundus once and for all Devil Bringering Mundus face

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Reporting for duty.

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DMC5 has interesting T-poses

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>dmc1 with a proper camera and not complete cancer underwater sections and maybe a mission select menu
Yes please

thanks

She's so sexy holy fuck
What will it take to NTR her from Sparda?

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I'm still in awe.

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And weapon switching

Next you’ll tell me you think lady shouldn’t have scars

It's fine, Dante is saying no homo there

Eva would see your dick and compare it to something

Nah, Lady scars are cute. I just don't like tattoos, that's all.

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Right you are.

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While scanning , we called it the marmot pose for some reason, it reminded of that animal.

Well, 1 kinda does have weapon switching between Alastor and Ifrit but it would be good for guns.

Source on the thigh webm please, I have it saved but have never found the source despite a friend telling me there are a lot more of the same girl

yes

>we
Matt?

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>barely make it on mission 14 with no health left, and never breaking style rank higher than A
>still get S rank
Even devs know how bad this mission is and don't want us to replay this shit

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Fucking kino. Is there a way we could mod Mad Qualia into the game?

I love it when they stab each other.

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Sauce is It's just a user gf, there's not more

That is if something was nothing

No, a guy from 3Lat

Her tattoos are her charm point you pleb, it’s gap moe

I admire fujo's interpretation of the male form.

Being Nero is suffering

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Yeah she's hot, ok, she's attractive. But tattoos aren't my thing.

Fuck = Nico
Marry = Lady
Kill = Trish

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Why is the media always showing us Demon Male/Human Female relationships?

youtu.be/Iedes5c97CU
>that organ music when you first enter
I always put the controller down and just enjoy that oddly soothing gothic ambiance

her not being dead would be a start

So we can self-insert as their powerful-as-fuck son

>NTR
what does it mean

I like how nero has to mommy vergil and dante now.

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>date] [Auto] 61 new posts

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Don't mind me Im just rollin'

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>Have the HD collection and 4 just sitting on my PS4
>Decide to boot it up
>Start with 1
I'm gonna be honest, this is janky as all hell. Not even remotely CRAZY, and I'm not good at it. But it's pretty cool so far.

twitter.com/nama29_m
Enjoy

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1 wasn't Itsuno and was prototype level action one of the first. 2 was sorta crazy but it was so bad its hard to tell and everything it potentially did well was done perfectly in 3 so it was a sacrifice. 3/4/5 are Itsuno the crazy king.

Danke kamerad
Have this Lady

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bang bang pull my trigger

tfw Dan wasn't invited to parties

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But Dante's the immature and reckless one, so he must be the mommy.

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Poor Dan, even if we knew he was in they still wouldn't invite him

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He'd fucking spoil everything again

WHEN THE NIGHT ENDS IT'S NOT OVER

This is accurate since he has a Vergil portrait in his house, it's only missing Reuben one

can somebody explain to me how the fuck im suppose to use royal guard? it seems so bad compared to the other 3 for dante. Am i just a brainlet?

what makes 1 so unique is that it's essentially a resident evil game where you can hack and slash your way out of everything

WEAVE RIGHT THROUGH TO GET CLOSER

it's easily the most powerful style, but it requires good reflexes and timing to use effectively
youtu.be/Ug6P1LoFZsg
this guide explains the basics

Why does nightmare animations look so weird?

not an user's gf, it's some faggot from /gif/'s hooker that he pretends is his """gf.""" i have his whole shitty portfolio of webms downloaded. the girl is hot and she has nice thighs/boobs, but the user is a huge fag.

>pic related

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>implying that would ever stop dan
Capcom even spoiled Urizen because they we're dumb enough to use Dans voice

>Start with handguns
>Get shotty 2 hotty
>GRENADE LAUNCHER
Yeah, that's exactly what it feels like.

RG is literally Dante's most OP style. He can block EVERYTHING. Just go to the Void and practice the timing against an enemy for a while. In general, you want to Royal Block until you fill up the gauge and then Royal Release (in place of another Royal Block) for big damage.

Deliver please

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Do we ever get to see Vergil's normal DT for this game?

Shouldn't the mommy be someone responsible? Dante is the complete opposite of that.

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Royal Guard has a 6 frame window of total invulnerability. If you miss the timing, it eats up DT

huh, i though by OP webm she was blonde, kinda like that peach streamer

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i keep getting some bs "unsupported file type" message despite the webms not having sound, it's retarded. the content isn't good anyways, you're not missing out. here's her thighs though

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imagine putting your disgusting whore-
like holy shit
kill yourself
honestly
stop posting your fucking escorts thighs on every single board

In the gallery mode yes, in the actual gameplay sections, no

>actually waiting like Yea Forums is your boss

Is there any actual source for this because it sounds like bullshit to me and I can't find one

no

Cavaliere killed my Nero again. Tell me something

are you ok user?

because it doesn't work as well the other way around, 99% of the time female demons are just succubi or vampires and getting your soul sucked out of your cock is the only kind of relationship you'll get with one of those
not that I'd mind

Dante is in the older brother role now

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Do not sexualize the pizza man.

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So for the first DMC should I worry about ORBS and all that shit or should I just hit things until they die?

the "multiverse" he's referring to is just all of his projects, not a literal Multiverse

Fucking normalfags ruined this place a long ago

ok i'm retarded. let's see if this works, i RE-ENCODED the videos for you anons

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Oh shit thats dante

douchebag and his slut

Cmon fujo, you post your gay shit and let us post our thighs

But it's Capcoms fault

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Too late bitch.

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>V eating
Cutepilled

lol hows the basement you coping neckbeard

here's some upskirt

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How do I achieve Dante&Vergil body?

itsmorecornflakes.blogspot.com/2019/04/dmc5-flaws.html

DMC5 CONFIRMED SHIT

Dante such a nice bro

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motivation
youtu.be/wN34pZSLMv4

is there lewd stuff or some thread on /gif/ with the bitch videos?

school girl outfit

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who

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Stop posting your blog here

no, the hooker doesn't let him do anything lewd cuz he's a complete fag

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The models actually list the stuff they do on their instagram. Adam eats really healthy and does a lot of bodyweight and hiit exercises.

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Jokes on you
I'm also into Shortstacks

lmao what a fucking beta
he's fucking paying and don't even fuck her pathetic

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You will not last here for so long, retard

You know what, just post more

>Vergil will never say I love you while being drunk

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What do you mean? Which orbs? The higher your style meter, the more red orbs you'll get when enemies die. You need red orbs for upgrades. Blue/purple orbs are only going to help in the long run.

>translation: "you wont be alone ever again"

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Holy fucking kek imagine paying a hooker to not even get laid.

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Someone should mod cavlier into john deer mower

>everyone in the thread knew this smile was for Vergil.

>needing to point out the obvious

>no, the hooker doesn't let him do anything lewd
Then what's the fucking point holy shit

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Wasn't there an old Yea Forums post where somebody was friendzoned by a hooker?

I like how Nero doesn't give a shit because none of them are MUH KYRIE

can't stop looking at all the dmc4 people on twitter

one thing i've noticed is homogenization of opinion (e.g. "I can't respect the reasons given for lack of reversals")

is this a sincere case of people coming to the same conclusion or is there some dm/discord where they're picking up these opinions then posting them as their own/to fit in?

Duh so he can post it on Yea Forums

I was saying it because it makes me happy, dick.

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Yeah but if he's paying to not even fuck her why even bother, that's just retarded

Why the fuck are her legs so appealing

Aren't they all reddit fags who like sucking each other off? No wonder they would have the same opinion.

Damn Adam looks fine

>can't stop looking at all the dmc4 people on twitter
go back

dark souls = filled with light

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At least he gets to touch her, unlike all the "models" on twitch, instagram, patreon.

incredible how pretty people can pull off any look, if i go out dressing that would be embarrassing

Devil Cane V when?

What kind of appearance do you think he'd have at that point? Would he grow his hair out long again like mirror Dante? Would he slick it up like his dad? Would he have a beard or a stache?

Because it clicks male's impregnation drive

Both are fucking retarded, if i'm paying a fucking prostitute i expect atleast 2 hours of sex

Same hair in 5 tbqh, it's perfect since it's similar to Vergil while being lazy as Dante's

Are there new fan arts of our favorite thick mother? Might as well ask given all the thick thighs that are being shared.

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I don't think the timeskip would be huge and they would probably bring dante and vergil along.

Yes, but I do not have it.

The one she's making that ahegao face makes me diamonds

Are there pics of Maxim or the Nero guy?

But she's literally a slut, retard

Which one? This one or another that I missed?

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that's a lizzy webm isnt it ?

It's other one she's holding her tits, they look soft.
Her thighs are top tier too

I never saw that one, does anyone have that pic?

anybody have tips on how to deal with the fury's with V? bloody palace level 70 and 88 are a pain with him

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The graffiti on the wall in V's mission section were giving us hints all along.

I wanna try looking for the thread again. It was gor that german con right?

Room 97 is the only hard one

Spam jump and Hedgehog, worked well enough for me.

What’s the timing on catching Vergil with the buster arm during his jet attack?

A few hours ago I claimed that DMC2 was actually a good game if you play with Trish on DMD. I changed my mind. It's shit. Fuck this boss.

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Use ragtime if you cant

What about I WANT MEMES?

Nero, I demand grandchildren. At least one boy and one girl.

Why? It says don't worry there

>don't worry
i laugh everytime

Fuck i had that art but i literally deleted yesterday.

Probably this one. That's a face only a semen demon could make.

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V is a cute.

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someone make a reaction picture of dan with don't worry at the bottom

Dante sons when

YEA IT'S THAT ONE THAT MAKES ME DIAMONDS

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>dante dual wielding pizza

Literally what I do

what hair color did neros mom have

>nero blocks vergil on all social medias

Well I worried a lot. My index finger hurts from spamming the pistols. There is literally no recovery time after getting hit, the iframes of your dodge are minimal and getting hit by those tentacles is pretty rough. I had to get into a jumping cadence where I could continuously jump to avoid those fucker. Then build up enough DT to get air raid to actually do damage to the boss, but if you do this you won't recover HP since it drains your DT like crazy, so you have to pray that your air raid spam hits those tentacles instead and that they drop some green orbs for you, because if you die you've done all of that for the past 5 minutes for nothing, because this son of a bitch has THREE health bars on DMD. Tedious, but at least a challenge. Still a better boss than Moondust 1.

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>son, your mother was an eldritch nymph

Brown, judging by DMC4 model

>Vergil just opens portals and keeps chucking his demands through them
>The handwriting is very nice

>My index finger hurts from spamming the pistols
IIRC, you can just hold to shoot in DMC2, can't you? Or does Trish not get that option?

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>"take me seriously yet!?!!???!

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>Nico and Griffon in the back
Lol. I'm surprised that the newcomers were all so well received.

Yes, but it does less DPS that way, or at least thats how it feels. It's only a machine gun with DT enabled.

I found a fun tech to do vs Death Scissors, lets you kill them instantly if you time it just right

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Brunette if the DMC4 model is canon.

So you're telling me that Vergil saw a woman act like that towards him and his first thought was "she seems trustworthy enough for me to have a sexual relationship with her"?

he's sexualized in canon

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Pics?

feeling accepting yet

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>everyone's memeing about 3 furies
>haha im now prepared since i know there are 3 furies
>still lose

goddammit

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shit nice find

twitter.com/poconin2/status/1113587832067510272
woah...

Who the fuck uss that arm

Not really that similar to Vergil's in my opinion, it's just short compared to Dante's. Even then we know that Vergil's hair is actually supposed to be long when it's down.

I DEED IT!

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He was young, and we're not even sure if it was consensual

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Huh.

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I do. I fucking love rawhide, fuck you.

I mean Nero picks traits from both brothers you know

Is there anything that says it wasn't?

Well there needs to be one to fight Mudus like he mentioned in DMC1

why

And combo autists are still mad.

nero is actually a pretty nice guy, he thought vergil was a hungry homeless man at first and invited him to eat dinner
still a caveman though

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Autistic people cant consent.
You need to accept that vergil was raped.

In this case it's basically neither. Fits his own punk personality though.

What dies it actually say?

>still a caveman though
Literally modified his sword and made his own gun

I want to treat Vergil to a nice dinner.

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unga goes wroom wroom

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If he wasn't willing at the time he could have fucked off as soon as he wanted, he can defend himself. He was probably just really lonely and found her cute.

1. It's fun
2. It has combos
3. It works great against furies
4. It can crowd control a group of enemies

What are the reasons it sucks?

Go to bed Nero

STOP BULLYING MY HUSBAND

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Make a combo B of it

>died at cerb with Nero

F U C K ice phase. That shit is much easier with trickster/rg or just running around as V and letting your pets cerb.

>the more stylish you are the bigger it gets

>grown men liking drawings for 12 year old little girls

Only says that Nico is aware she's thicc

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He is pure! He can't help it if his penis is large!

>Hey, you are looking for power, right?
>Power?
>Yes young boy, you have the eyes of one who seeks power. I can help you gain this power.
>How?
>Just come into this building, this dark, sound proof building.
>Ok
>Then the older woman raped Vergil for hours

>have a great run with Nero
>die to the stupid fucking urizen tentacles
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

Are there arts like this of Nero?

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Anyone have that vid of V being stylish against Cerberus?

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in b4 he has a daughter Bianca.

?

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I don't know how to tell you this but that ass wasn't made for fucking. It's the other way around.

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Kys

Nice

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I imagine Nero would like something unga like pic related

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Don't try to go combo mad like videos online. Slow down, stay calm and think about what you want to accomplish when doing something. Try and memorize your weapon cycle so you can reliably move to a specific weapon.

Get familiar with Cavalier. It's great for crowd control. Balrog's Blow Mode builds Style crazy fast. Use Sword Formation a lot. 2 DT is rebuilt stupid fast and it does a shitton for your style and DPS.

grow the
fuck
up

Fujo aside I'd imagine that's how Vergil tries to ask for things because he's autistic. Especially if he actually starts becoming close with his brother finally. They're relationship is going to be a mix of awkward hugs and also sending each other through walls.

>I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light
It works

>he wasn't ready

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As long as she is CRAZY!

Nice.

Learn one weapon REALLY well, like use it exclusively if you can, or at least switch between it and your sword. Once you've figured that out, move onto the next one, rinse repeat. Remember that RG is not really that important, it's very useful but you can finish the game completely without touching it if you want. I finished DMD without it.

Not only does mission 12 have a double fury room on DMD
It also apparently has no checkpoints up to that point
So fuck me I guess

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will there be any chance of updates/balance patches?

shadow needs to stop teleporting around as much, his behavior doesn't make sense since he's often right next to an enemy but will teleport away

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You can skip it

Itsuno and Matt said clearly, no balance patches except for bug fixes.

If you stand too far away he'll go back to you

Wasn't this true on the older games or am I misremembering?

Also, what's the reliable way to one shot them in a normal fight? Just to wait for an attack to parry and shoot?

Going by what 5 has told us he was lonely and wanted a waifu. Kinda like Yea Forums

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Yeah, basically when they go red and bloody they're vulnerable and can be oneshot. Knocking the scissors away or destroying them outright does that

How th fuck am I supposed to even get close? BP is unbalanced shit

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No u

It was joke dudes, relax

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Rawhide is great
You've clearly either never experimented or never touched a difficulty above Devil Hunter

This I was having this issue because I kept standing on the edge of the fight zone. If you stay in the fray he'll keep attacking and stuff. The game makes it seem like the way to play V is to avoid combat but you're not really meant to be any further than the other characters.

>that floor with a single vine
>the momment you kill it 3 behemots emerge from the ground
epik

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At least I'm not the only one who got my ass explored by the three furys
Fucking BP was easy up until that point. I wasn't scared for a minute and then I get turbo dick 9000 direct delivery to my waiting boi hole

I don't get how it's useful outside of its enhanced Snatch. The whip function isn't how I was hoping it would be and seems weak and doesn't built much style. What am I missing?

What makes you think I took your post seriously?

That's adorable. What are the Griffons saying?

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I just used SDT vs the furies. The Luce cleans them up real good.

I've seen this said a bunch in threads but I can't work out how.
I've taken both the high and low path and both lead to the double fury room

>Dante just chilling
He probably even faked being tired that asshole

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I know, I know. To be honest I don't think anyone can picture him falling in love with a normal woman and having sex with said woman. It's way too weird.

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It's essentially a free Ice Age that does damage and stunlocks the enemies, on top of the break age doing heavy damage and knocking down all the enemies in the area. It's VERY useful vs furies and large groups of enemies, as well as anything parryable, basically.

Looks like a tranny.

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That's your fault
Shadow does that so you can't cheese fights by standing at the opposite side of the room

Here youtube.com/watch?v=TtpVzYJkAo4

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seems like everyone's first instinct with V is to go full bitchmode but you're meant to be in the fight, just not in the enemy's face unless you like slapping them around

>"I left the stove on."

>see that fury you can skip it

I was playing Nero but I didn't have a rawhide available without breaking at least 4 arms to get to it

Ah, so it's more of a defensive thing than offensive. That makes a lot of sense. I'll try fucking around with it more.

What's the general strategy for Furies, Judecca and Spin Lizards? They're the only enemies that give me any trouble so far -- for the Lizards I'm mostly wondering if there's a reliable way to knock them out of their spin.

I love this artist.

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>Doesn't know what Air Trick is called
>Back air
Fucking Smash players

The legend says "Sparda Woke to Justice"
I say he went against the demons because he found out about human cuisine.

when i play V i tend to play very close to the animals as that's the best way to have the most control over them

getting far away from the enemies and "attacking" with shadow is actually a good way to call him back to you but there are many situations where he needlessly teleports away from enemies that don't seem to follow any sort of logic based on shadow/v's position relative to the enemy

an (almost) consistent example of this behaviour is attacking with shadow after dodging, even if he is directly next to an enemy and close to V he'll almost always do the first hit of a combo then teleport (now that i think about it, maybe he's keeping track of his position relative to the enemy he was closes to BEFORE teleporting, causing him to get confused and teleport)

>One copy of Devil May Cry 5™ Deluxe Edition please

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Well one trick that works vs Furies, is that as long as they're out of the camera, they stay passive. 1 or even 2 are a lot more reasonable to deal with than 3 of them.

Furies - basically either find a spammable defensive skill (rawhide/ice age) or learn their patterns. Splits are very effective vs them.
Judeca - Idk, just keep hitting them until they get knocked over. Shit enemy
Lizards - Just keep shooting them while they're spinning, it slows them down and if they take enough damage while they're slowed down they stop and maybe even break.

I mean, the game talks about V being fragile and gives you two methods of attacking enemies with range. In normal Vidya language, that would indicate your character is meant to stay back and let the others fight for him.

I actually think a small tooltip mentioning that Shadow will come back to you if you move too far away would be helpful. A lot of people, myself included, assume it's just finnicky controls in the game which isn't the case.

Were you satisfied with Nero's growth?
I liked it because he does try hard during the whole game, but as emotional as that phone scene is, it comes pretty fast right at the end of the game.

Still very satisfying but I wish Nero would've gotten a mission for his "awakening" before stopping the brothers.

He made sure to wake up just in time to give Vergil that tactical "HAHA" after the Nero fight.

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>uronically talks about using that shitty arm with 0 damage in DMD
KEK

He just wanted to watch his autismo brother and unga nephew battle it out.

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>is that as long as they're out of the camera, they stay passive.
I feel like this isn't as true in DMC5 as it was in previous games
In previous games the second an enemy was offscreen it was like it didn't exist
But I'm consatntly getting anti aired by Hell Cainas and in that double Fury room the second one will ocassionally attack me while I'm fighting the first

Why is all art between Dante and Virgil slightly homosexual

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>What is crowd control
>Able to snatch enemies you couldn't otherwise
>Makes Furys ez

>Mr. Happy

Is this the same Mr.Happy who's a "hardcore raider " in FFXIV and makes needlessly complicated raid tutorials?

Why the fuck Donte is always fucking Nero fujos? Nero is 1000x more chad than fucking Donte. I don't understand this faggot logic

Okay, so basically all the most obvious stuff is your best bet for those ones. I know in some DMCs there are hidden techniques that make enemies less tedious. Wasn't sure if I was missing something for these three.

Thanks user.

dan shaves his pubes... not surprised honestly

It’s just you user

I'm surprised V is so unpopular.

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Okay user

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Nero is reaching maturity as a character, but that phone scene is kinda fucked up from Kyrie's perspective. the way Nero is talking is like he is about to get killed and he wanted to say goodbye, Nero seem like he was in the verge of a panic attack

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now THAT'S a manjaw

because seeing the chader guy getting plowed is hot
why do you think the vergil is a bottom meme took off? because it's hot to see a chad dominated

I think the whole non linear plot line hurt the game more than it helped, honestly. If we got to see Nero's repeated failures, along with Dante's, we would've had more of an impact. Basically like, mission 10 onwards the game becomes dante's game to make up for the fact that he was missing for the entire first half, and then the game remembers Nero in mission 17.
Yeah, it's not true for every enemy, but definitely for furies. They are a LOT less aggressive if they're not in the camera. The other enemies make a ton of noise before they're going to attack so you can be prepared.
Well there's all sorts of little tricks for the Judeca, like they become more vulnerable if they finished attacking. Also the lizards can be meleed while they're glowing red, so you can stop them that way. And from my experience, cerberus's bats work very well against them if you can set them up fast enough.

That don't even makes sense, fujos are retarded

Seems to me like in 5, if any part of them is on screen for even a moment, they'll attack. They also seem to actively try and get onscreen where in other games, they'd just wander in a circle until they happened to be in view.

Easier for the fujos who don't like incest

He missed his brother, user.

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>snatch enemies you couldn't otherwise
Fake advertising

don't trouble yourself that contreversy that won't happen user, it's not like tumblrinas are even playing DMC, they are just schlicking to it

>Vergil
>Chad
It's because his autism can read as tsundere and he gets beaten by just about everyone

uh this is cute, you got a source on this?

here some silly art

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I mean, she probably thought that but he calmed down after he heard her words. Based Kyrie doing god's work

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>liking donte
twitter.com/q3modi

Then Dante wonders why his brother won't stop stabbing him

Hahaha

He didn't say he was going to get killed, what are you talking about? He says he'll be home soon.

Sometimes I feel like the game just wants me to lose
>No hit Urizen 1
>From full to 0 on Urizen 2

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I agree and I don't on the storytelling. The stories happened largely concurrently so you'd have to either tell a different story and have each person acting independently for different legs of the journey or retell events while keeping the narrative linear for an individual (Here's all of V's story, all of Dante's, all of Nero's.) This wouldn't work as well narratively since the Revelations the characters reach at the same time would have to be postponed until some final chapter or repeated.

My issue is the stuff that happened before the start of the game. Outside of the "mystery" or V/Vergil, everything else should have just been a nice, lengthy opening. They didn't need to Tarantino it.

Urizen and his fucking tentacles are BULLSHIT. I just don't get what you're meant to do against his homing tentacle, it usually comes from off screen too.

He secretly likes it

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I want to think this would/will happen in universe

um wtf Nero and Donte are cute together...

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Meant in response to

Porn isn't supposed to make sense user.

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it's disturbing

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Right after they got out of hell they both went to get a sundae and left Nero behind again

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>people unironically struggling with this entry level shit
JEJ

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Apparently you're just supposed to keep running away. They continue to home for a certain period of time, from what I've been told in these threads. Don't stand still unless you're holding down RG block, and don't stop moving until the tentacle retracts.

No, Vergil onii-chan! Yamete!

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Her name is Lizzy. If you troll around /gif/ long enough you'll find her "boyfriend" spamming hundreds and hundreds of webms of her prancing around in little outfits. I put boyfriend in quotes because after seeing this dude do this for literally 5 or 6 years, everyone has noticed all the clues and put the pieces together and figured out she's a prostitute he frequents.

>unironically liking Donte
This is a new low even for fujos

This is the wholesome art I need

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MOAR SOURCE?

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kys

Whenever they come out I drop everything and back up. You can hurt them somehow to make them retract but generally I just make sure that the fuckers miss the first pass then I get to the other side of Urizen before they smack me in the back of the head while doing damage. They also can't bend more than a certain degree so if you stay behind the active tentacle after you dodge it the first time it can't easily get you. Generally though, it'll make two attempts each time it comes out, and I personally just find it easier to focus on dodging the first one above all else, and then generally it won't reach to the other side of Urizen.

Yeah I wonder if making V's identity known from the start, even to Dante, would have made for a better story. Dante knows he's talking to his brother but he's coming to terms with it. At any rate I don't like how little story there is in the first half of the game. Before mission 10 the game is basically treading water with the story, and it's kind of a waste.
Wow I hate this. What a shitty attack.

What is this face trying to convey?

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play this video in the background while you open this image
youtube.com/watch?v=H5lLIJ0aUD8

how tf do i knock Vergil out of DT as Nero?
First time mission 20 was a piece of cake because of regenerating DT but i'm having problems with him now

>>
Is this thread full of autistic degenerates?

You don't
Just keep attacking him

It's tits i like tits

>drinking bottles of water
3rd-worlder

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Nice save on getting a Royal Release after getting hit there user. Almost made you look a fool for showboating.

Just keep damaging him. Also you should not knock him out of DT fully, just stun him and use the buster

>waah waah incest bad
>actually likes incest if its r63
Never cease to amaze me.

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You like drawings of titts attached to a man*

I found really impressive that gay posting intensifies at certain hours. Curious

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Are the Jackpot and dlc tease scenes at the end reward for S'ing M20 or for beating the Dante credits?

You mean this site right?

>He paid with a red orb

beating Dante credits

This but unironically

R63 is not a man

What are you implying

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how the fuck do I deal with mission 18 on the higher difficulties, shit's impossible

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Yes because it's not gay if it's Dauntie

>You can hurt them somehow to make them retract
I need to get around to testing things with this stupid tentacle later.

They started early today it's usually way later when the euros are awake.

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I'll have to practice it to see what you mean but thanks.

Griffon isn't really much of a problem ever, and shadow you can just play keep away with, use kalina Ann a lot. It's a tough mission.

this camerawork is pretty dope

twitter.com/poconin2/status/1113522669196967936

in all seriousness, what was Itsuno thinking here?

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Do you have a source on this famalam

They're just a bunch of hypocritical degenerates, can't blame them though. Also twitter.com/yumiyamukimuki

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Play with your camera. Isolate one of them, shoot the shit out of them, if you get QuadS, just chuck fireballs at them.

You'll want to break all the heal points except maybe one of them, pretty sure you can actually interrupt Nightmare before he heals if you hit him with a real impact or something big.

Use the bike on Griffon and Shadow
It melts them for some reason

Why do you keep posting that picture user?

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>tiddies automatically makes gay not gay

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Sometimes I can't sleep because of nightmares and if I check on the threads they all gay as fuck. It's like 8pm to 6am eastern na time.

Thanks, brosis?

I cant gaypost at work, but nobody is stopping me at home

Before reaching the fight, try to find as many as you can of those root hearts shit and destroy them.
Then on the fight itself, you can stand next to those pillars and make the retards break them so you can get healed

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Another thing of note against furies is that once they get knocked over, you only get to hit them like 3 or 4 times, so you want to use attacks that do a lot of damage in a single hit.
In particular, this means that exceeding is actually bad against them as nero because it gives you multiple smaller hits.
You want to hit them with an unexceeded hard way if possible and the throw.
Additionally you should try shooting them at the end of their combos (uncharged but loaded) to stun them.

Anytime, user. It just amuses me how much of the anons here are disgusted by the gay shit but fujos make most of the r63 content they fap to.

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Dumb boomer fell asleep

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That getting hit while showboating and in a webm included in a post boasting prowess over a situation, deeming it beneath a person of only lightly experienced skill is, in the eyes of yours anonymously, a bit of a laugh. It is then a good thing that the webm then continues, showing that the actor included shows the mental fortitude and skill necessary to perform a Release of the Royal variant on what is by the general populace of players the most annoying of adversaries, while facing two more of such a creature.

tl;dr big talk from a lad that gets slapped on the back of the head, at least you gave em the royal d in response.

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Where did the thick thighs thing come from?

It just means its the same 2 or 3 spamming degenerates

ya but why donte

shh the boomer is sleeping

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tfw no Nico gf

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>It just amuses me how much of the anons here are disgusted by the gay shit but fujos make most of the r63 content they fap to.
Because i don't like gay shit but thanks i guess

>women makes gay not gay
yes that's exactly how it works

How come Nero doesn't get a cushy job as an engineer and manage a business sponsoring Devil Hunters on the side?

>Male Trish

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>2 or 3
Oh there's more than that

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Well that mistake also proves that using the summoned swords you can reduce damage taken

I still don't like the incest but hucow wine aunt Dauntie is pretty hot

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Why does DMCV Nero look so good when DMC4 Nero looked like trash?

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does anyone have that image of the small handheld griffon vomiting lightning?

I want to cook for V

Netorare. Google it. Basically means cuck.

Because he's not a DMC3 Dante rip off anymore

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If Red Queen took on a devil form. Hadwaved as "because of all the demon blood she always gets covered in" What would she look like?

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because he constantly makes cute faces, while dmc4 nero was lifeless and stiff

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what's wrong with DMC4 Nero? Do you not like his face or just his design? I like them both but I still think that weird zipper hoodie he wore underneath the jacket looked kind of dumb

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new thread

POST NERO FACES!

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Are you the same person who mentioned they haven't played the game yet?

i want to hug_ him

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what

>way later
It's around 1AM in the EU what do you mean

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Good point, I never really thought about using Summon Swords in that way for relative safety. Thanks user, thanks to you I will climb further into the Bloody Palace.

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he does not into euro hours meme

me too I bet he's warm

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The gay shit that usually happens here starts around midnight est, vergilfujos and vfujos come out during that time

>OOK OOK EEK

I'd fuck both dehsoo

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