>Adjust the brightness so the image is barely visible
>Set it so its clearly visible
who else DEVILISH here
Adjust the brightness so the image is barely visible
Robert James
Liam Smith
>"Please listen with headphones"
>Attach device to a speaker
Aiden Turner
>game suggests easy difficultly if it's your first time
>put it on normal
Brayden Mitchell
>press any button to start
>press the power button
THEY NEED TO LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
Ryan Miller
Don't lewd Nagatoro
Charles Lopez
>game suggests easy difficultly if it's your first time
Sounds like a shit game.
Juan Butler
> Do you want to override this save file?
John Turner
>game reminds me to take a break
>keep playing
Kayden Rogers
>"Don't press the power button while the game is saving"
>do it
>bitch about buggy shitbox game on Yea Forums
Anthony Flores
> "Don't Turn Off While Saving"
>Turn off
Brody Harris
>press A to continue
>build up speed for 25 hours instead
Austin Rogers
>game reminds you to play in a well lit room and not too close to the screen
>turn the lights off and sit right in front of the TV
Fuck you, pigs. I'm a sovereign citizen. You can't prove shit. Am I being detained?
Jeremiah King
Dylan Gomez
>Laptop has low battery
>Pathetically begs me charge it
>Force it to play vidya until it blacks out
Zachary Evans
>make sure the wii mote strap is attached to your wrist
>remove strap completely
Austin Butler
>please listen with headphones
>use headphones
>take them off and turn them up loud enough to act as speakers
one nothing wrong with me... two nothing wrong with me...
Carson Cooper
>You must be over 18 to post on Yea Forums.
>
Brayden Watson
This is actually just as good of an idea
the issue is that the screen has a high contrast with a dark environment, but if you're only looking at the screen it matters less
also power savings
Levi Reyes
>"We recommend that you take a break after 2 hours of play"
>Take a break after 2 hours and 17 minutes
Hunter Taylor
MOOOOOOOOODS
Nathaniel Allen
>please play the tutorial if its your first time
>skip the tutorial
Jayden Parker
Noah Cox
>Know it is a joke
>Get him banned anyway
DEVILISH
Hunter Martin
I took more than one.
Joshua Bailey
>no brown jappo girl with a round tight butt to bully you
I can't take it anymore bros
William Brooks
Juan Long
>the games saves anyway
Christopher Rogers
>"playing with a controller is highly recommended"
>play with keyboard
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Leo Adams
this sounds like good sub android porn
Isaac Russell
>turns off the console without powering it off
>message of please turn the console off safely through the menu options
>use the switch button to turn it off again
Landon Reyes
>player asks me to join voice chat
>leave match chat all together
JUST WHEN YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE ALL RIGHT I'M COMING OUT FROM THE INSIDE
Jayden Cook
>"dark spirit has invaded"
>pull the ethernet
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
Lucas Morgan
>hosting dinner party
>roast burns in the oven
>purchase fast food and disguise it as your own cooking
Logan White
>Attach strap to wrist
>But not to the wiimote
Jose Cooper
holy shit you're insane dude
Robert Myers
>"need main spec, greed off spec"
>need on everything
Brody Morris
>Pulls out a USB drive without ejecting it first.
Michael Long
>Download mod
>See ReadMe.txt
>Don't read it
I used to think that my life was a tragedy.
But now I realize.
It's a comedy.
Wyatt Johnson
this is a test response do not reply
Ethan Adams
IN THE MEMBRANE
Jordan Sullivan
>play video games my entire life
>still be absolute dog shit at them
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEYYYYEESSSSS
Jack Brown
Heh nothin personnell........kid.........
Blake Brown
>Press any button to start
>Clicks in analog stick
Juan Sanchez
unleases dino perk
Lincoln White
ok
Adrian Rogers
>"Not him but..."
>I'm actually him
Juan Torres
>Press the A button to jump
>I tap it
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Dylan Smith
the test doesnt work of people respond i need to test some script im making that could really change Yea Forums
Christian Collins
>start a new game
>choose a new save slot
>scroll all the way down and pick 99
Isaiah Morgan
I'm not a huge frogposting fan but sometimes the expression is just too perfect
Juan Ramirez
>join an epic thread
>shill for valve
>join a valve thread
>shill for epic
DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Sebastian Miller
>Jap game has readme.txt
>scrambled unintelligible text
Jaxon Flores
>make a manga
>can't draw
The most devilish
Justin Wood
YOU FUCKER
William Clark
>Do X Mario stage in 5 A presses
>Hold A and call it a half-press.
Evan Lewis
>make forum post asking for help
>figure it out
>say 'nevermind fixed it' and never return to that forum again
OOH AH AH AH AH
Dominic Garcia
>Game has a mechanics forcing the player to use a certain item that would cause full damage to a special enemy.
>Damage with the penalty is 1%.
>After spending countless hours, killed the enemy without using the item.
"Divine Confetti" MY ASS.
Easton Bailey
>briefing has advice on what to expect
>skip it
Brandon Stewart
Me playing Outlast.
Cameron Murphy
>NPC gives you detailed quest information and hints on what to do next
>Skip it without reading
Justin Evans
>Walk up to save point
>"Save your progress?"
>"No"
>Leave
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
Nathaniel Stewart
>Tactical Espionage Action
>use grenades and machine gun on everything
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
William Garcia
>'Hero, you must accept this quest to save the world!'
>say No
>turn off game
>get a refund
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
Samuel Turner
man this image reminds me of lanky kong from donkey kong 64!
Landon Murphy
>with a round tight butt
yes
that is her best feature
Isaiah Allen
>so it's barely visible
??????????
Austin Gomez
>did this in Amnesia
>kept losing sanity in seemingly lit rooms because apparently it was too dark for Daniel to handle
Jayden Moore
>Impish browngirl Kohai bullying her quiet pervert Senpai
>Read it for the chunky, busty blonde idiot friend
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
Aiden Mitchell
>'Hero, you must accept this quest to save the world!'
>say No
>game actually end and says it was all my fault
Jack Green
>game asks to please wait while saving
>leave the room
Lucas Evans
Three, nothing wrong with me... Four, nothing wrong with me!
Angel Williams
What happened to her?
Nathaniel Myers
got some bad dick
Hudson Scott
She didn't like her nose or eyes so plastic surgery happened.
soranews24.com
Joshua Martin
The games wich do this are actually hard.
Jose Murphy
>scrolled until I saw Akagi and lost my shit
Ryan Roberts
And here I attached the wii strap to my psp.
Daniel Sullivan
was about to post this. kek
Elijah Bell
>two anons talking mad shit
>one throws up a lobby and challenged the other to a 1v1
>join that lobby
Parker Brown
I feel you bro.
Liam Thomas
Now all she has to do is paint her skin green and she can be the Wicked Witch of the East!
Ayden Gonzalez
>Game tells me to pick the door on the left.
>Chose the door on the right.
You've been struck by a smooth criminal
Eli Cooper
>Tutorial says; Press A to jump
>Go into control options and change the jump button to B
Ayden Watson
>Before: Not perfect but cutie
>Now: Alien
Sad
David Harris
>game has message after finishing it about going outside and doing something with your life instead of playing video games all day
>don't and continue to ruin my life
Juan Cook
>game has an elemental system like water>fire
>intentionally use the element that loses to the one I'm fighting
SCREW YOU SOCIETY
Evan Powell
>game has excellent music
>set its volume to 0 and play random music from my playlist instead
David Adams
>Sets difficulty to max on rpg
>Hacks level up points
>Instakills everything
Kek where's your decreased exp now?
Levi Diaz
>Recommended that graphic settings be set to normal
>Set them to super low
James Thomas
>Remap WASD to cursor keys
CUT ME DOWN OR LET ME RUN
EITHER WAY IT'S ALL GONNA BURN
Kevin Sanders
Delightfully devilish
Aaron Bailey
>Join Destiny raid
>"nobody use your heavy ammo until we get to the boss"
>use all of my heavy ammo on a group of enemies
Joshua Miller
>not using crazybus theme
youtube.com
I remember playing crash team racing vs my da,d he Always played Coco and I found it super weird. once he had to pee on character select, I went to his controler and selected Dingodile. He didn't notice and we start. he wonders how he got Dingodile.
Joseph Walker
>Play EU IV
>Do Byzantine Challenge
>Console Command infinite money, mana and manpower
WHY DO I HURT MYSELF?
Jackson Ross
>Bought Anthem
>Convinced my friends to buy it
PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU GUESS MY NAME
Brayden Murphy
>play destiny
the only one you're hurting is yourself. get taste
Carter Bennett
that's nothing! Get some hair on your balls and ninja loot! pull before the group is ready too!
Jayden Brown
I convinced not only all my friends by an entire steamgroup of 50~ people to preorder Brink
Joseph Ward
>Be careful of ledges, you'll take fall damage if you drop from high places
>Jump off a ledge to test the damage
Kevin Johnson
Pussies, I once remember as teen that my mom told me to go to bed. I turned the volume down and got a whole hour in!
Owen Lopez
Shut up, weeb
Thomas Rivera
>Adjust the brightness so the image is barely visible
>image is fine visible even at lowest brightness
Christopher Jenkins
>random user post somethin retarded and get a lot of yous
>reply to all of them stating I baited then
>another batch of free (you)s soon follows
I reap what you sow
Joseph Phillips
Configure your monitor
Asher Lee
who the fuck does that? factory settings good enough.
Luke Collins
>hit no
>create a new save file every time I save
Lincoln Mitchell
Based
Austin Morales
>playing JRPG
>skipped all NPC dialog and only read main story character's dialogs
Oliver Wood
it's extra funny because nanashi used to draw really heavy shit until one day, out of the fucking blue, he decided to create what would become the vanillaest and most comfy sweet naruto\hinata doujin in history that purified his soul permanently and prompted him to turn nagatoro in a devilish cute girl instead of a brutish bully
Jace Nguyen
hey, I remember these from my childhood. my sister had Mario 64. these marble-spiders looked funny.
Weak
>Windows wants to update
>Tell it later
Oliver Wright
>image is fine visible even at lowest brightness
>factory settings good enough.
Don't reply to me ever again you brainlet
Evan Walker
>>Windows wants to update
>>Tell it later
I unironically have to block all updates because otherwise my windows will keep going bluescreen on me
fuck microsoft
Ian Stewart
>mfw an artist falls for the radiant warmth of sweet and wholesome teasing
Thank god he hasn't turned Nagatoro or her friends into moeblobs, it makes her admissions of feeling towards Senpai so much more honest.
Joshua Collins
>Upsetting the natural balance of your monitor
>Not giving your monitor a good life
you know how long it takes to catch a monitor from the wild and train it? you're not supposed to fiddle with it.
Aaron Wood
>PC game uses 360/Xbone button prompts
>connect DualShock
Noah Parker
This has got to fuck them up right?
William Clark
>Sneeze on your monitor
>Don't clean it off
WHY DO I HURT EVERYTHING I LOVE
Elijah Reyes
>Windows wants to update
>Accept
>Power off before it can start the update
Landon Wilson
Ayy lmao
Charles Flores
One of Nagatoro's friends is gonna cuck her
Calling it now
Tyler Watson
>select a save file to load
>no
>start a new game?
>no
Checkmate.
Easton Perry
You guys are all meanies!
David Reyes
I hope so. male:netorare is a patrician fetish.
Jordan Russell
you could try to catch and train your own monitor? you need to find an LCD lake, a lake of liquid crystal. The stuff is harmless, but, it's not air. keep that in mind if you want inside. if you see flashes into all colors, GOOD! there's a juneville monitor there - grab it. the wilder and more vivid it's color flashing is, the more it's in panic. You can clean it with a soft, distilled water cloth to calm it down. You still need to train your monitor, hook it up to a system with a monitor that is trained. run some games and make sure your new, fresh monitor can see it. Monitors live in groups and it will see your mature monitor as it's alpha. soon it will display the game just like your mature monitor. It may take a while, if they do it right, you may pet it. They hate grease! Put a cloth on your greasy hand! If you happened to sneeze on your monitor, don't let it dry up. never. DEFCON 1 and get a cloth with soda. gently whipe your companion clean.
so guys, any questions on monitor keeping?
Xavier Diaz
>game reminds you to save
>punishes by charging you some of your coins if you wanna load your last auto save
Samuel Nelson
I know, right? Fuck, I wish there were separate filters for it on Nhentai. You got any good recs?
Jack Perez
she about to flip
Jacob Rodriguez
Isaac Ward
How do monitors get my name? Mine has grown white lettering ''Prolite E2273HDS'' what does that mean? Is prolite a species of monitor?
Ryan Hill
Why can't she be more viscous like she was in the earlier ones
Benjamin Phillips
>playing emulated game
>do not remove memory card while saving
> pull out harddrive
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Samuel Davis
*teleports in front of you*
*shows you her tits*
What did she mean by this.
Eli Wright
Name six billion five hundred and seventy two thousand (6,572,000) games.
Carson Edwards
>name must not contain offensive language
>N1663RC0CKF46G0T69
Jeremiah Thomas
Yes, the weird letters is the colony of monitors yours is from. ProLite is indeed the species, they're a rather uncommon but well performing species found in remote mountain streams of crystal.
Camden Rivera
She fell in love with senpai
Blake Rivera
>game has spoiler filter mode for multiplayer
>watch the whole game on youtube first
Caleb Morgan
netori?
Liam Foster
>play a wii game
>it tells me to please wear the wrist strap and to be cautious of my surroundings
>don't
REBIRTH AND DESTRUCTION HERE AT MY COMMAND
Elijah Rogers
Dragon Quest charges you to load your last save
Grayson White
My brethren.
Dominic Torres
So how exactly do I catch a monitor?
Lincoln Turner
I just look for male:netorare on exhentai and pick whichever seems to have the best art.
Netori is something different.
Julian Torres
>Adjust the brightness so the image is barely visible
>Do so
>Game is literally unplayable because I can't see a goddamned thing
>Set brightness to 6-7+ and continue playing
Why do they even tell you to do this
Nicholas Roberts
I unironically enjoyed Stanley parable or what ever it was called
Jayden Hernandez
>using plebhentai and not chad panda
Bentley Sanchez
That's a pretty good one
You know any more?
Joshua Richardson
So did I. I could never do that fucking speedrun achievement though
Brayden Nguyen
Arin you stupid nigger
Nathaniel Cox
>NPC asks for something to eat
>give him my strongest healing item
I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT
Wyatt Richardson
Sure.
Adrian Gomez
>was going to reply to you with one of my personal readmes
>realize that i changed my locale to japanese so now they display properly
Leo King
Gimme da sauce, boss
Levi James
>One of Nagatoro's friends is gonna cuck her
Oh... Really?
Nolan Jones
>Game's credits thank me for playing
>Say "Uh-huh" instead of "You're Welcome"
TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
Kayden Cruz
Monitors aren't fast, yuou want to yank by the tails my man. Monitor parents my bump your hand to get you to release though. If your monitor is far too young, you'll catch it's larval stage: a smartphone or a tablet.
Chase Butler
>press any button to start game
>start microwave
Mason Kelly
[SPOILER]I wish the female:NTR faggots would fucking tag their shit right, but who am I kidding, they won't even tag their shit in the first place, and argue that it totally doesn't need the tag for some BS reason.
[SPOILER]TOO BAD, ALL THATS LEFT IS GAY
Jason Cruz
not that guy but ehtachiyomi is broken and regular tachiyomi only has nhentai
Nathaniel Brooks
See Nanashi made smut so sweet he wanted it in his Bully Anime.
Dylan Perez
That gyaru one had a crack at it
Dominic Torres
>not flipping the electric nodes of your house
Owen Myers
you son of a ...
Ryan Gray
where do i find liquid crystal lakes though?! somebody pls halp! :((
Nolan Brooks
Watashi no onii-chan. Read all of them, it's quite a ride.
Ethan Jackson
I like how she bullies but at the same time stops sluts from making a move on her senpai
Jayden Myers
>make a manga
>don't give it cute girls
David Long
>Grand Strategy Gamd has Ironman Mode with no savescumning
>Just alt-tab out an delete the game every time I make a mistake
I USED TO THINI MY LIFE WAS A TRADGEDY
NOW I REALIZE IT'S A COMEDY
Brody Sanders
Sauce?
James Richardson
So when was the Nagatoro anime happening?
Jace Martin
I want to know this too man, where are the monitor habittats?
Parker Wright
that's hot
sauce?
Isaiah King
I'm afraid that's classified - if such info was open trained monitors would dip in value. it's not illegal to fish for them if the ground is publicly owned. so go hunting!
Andrew Bailey
Fucking based shitter
Isaac Parker
I don't wanna get stuck on a level because the dipshit developers made the ladder the same color as the fucking wall
Eat shit dark souls 2
Camden Edwards
it feels like we're here just as a sick joke
Jaxon Ward
Why did you post my wife in this thread?
Oliver Brown
>Halo thread goes up
>shill for COD
>COD thread goes up
>shill for Halo
Carson James
Cameron Lewis
look at her freakishly small head. that girl is 50% legs, 40% tits, 10% the rest and 0% head.
Nolan Miller
>game says do x
>do y instead
HELLO THERE, THE ANGEL FROM MY NIGHTMARE
Nicholas Flores
raze California
Mason Barnes
>players ask where I come from
>I explain a basic game mechanism
I live in a shithole country.
Jeremiah Bennett
She's also a loli according to a game journalist.
Nolan Collins
Boku no Pico
Jace Davis
No. He said she appealed to pedophiles because ???????????
Jonathan Price
>score is time sensitive
>time doesn't pause during cutscenes
>watch all the cutscenes anyway
WELL I'M NOT PARALYZED
Asher Martin
>please sit at least 4 feet away from your TV to avoid eye strain
>3 and a half feet away from me
Chase Thomas
>villain actually was a good guy trying to save us from an ancient evil enemy
>everyone is telling me to spare him due to needing all the help he can provide
>kill him anyway
Henry Ramirez
anons, game journalists words are as valuable as dirt
Adam Miller
WHY IS THERE NO GOOD NAGATORO PORN
Levi Long
>Yea Forums gives you advice on a game
>do the exact opposite
Noah Fisher
this one was kino
exhentai.org
>milf cucks both of them simultaneously
Angel Reed
I, too, enjoyed Fable 3
Landon Harris
Nanashi doesn't want anyone to lewd his daughter.
David Davis
Nagatoro is pure and not for lewd
Mason Stewart
>game only has one save
>asks me if i want to override the save
>play the entire game in one sitting instead
Brayden Brown
Yeah except even dirt you can probably grow vegetables in or something
Ethan Jackson
>reply to anons with "have sex"
>am actually an incel
Nicholas Martin
*menacing*
Julian Taylor
Name 5 or 6 games that do this.
Nathan Thomas
no ordinary journo but "esteemed" journo jason shrier. If he's the best they have and he thinks that these huge knockers appeal to the lolicon fantasy then they're all mouth-breathing megatards.
Aiden Nelson
>end up losing
>rage and never play game again
WAKE UP
Benjamin Foster
She's beautiful.....
Matthew Ramirez
He said pedophile, not lolicon, right?
Michael Jenkins
>Game gives you a ton of sidequests
>Do so many that i get bored of the main story and quit
Nathan Reyes
A single person corrupting a loving and monogamous relationship into a harem with them at the centre is an underutilized plot point.
Not sure if it's related at all to what you posted, but it was the first thing that came to mind reading that one page.
Jace King
Why is he so sad?
Cooper Cox
>play GTA
>only kill minorities and women
Bully gang
Connor Torres
Dammit why do I love all these women so much? My favorite dangan ronpa character is the blonde little girl who bullies the shit out of you in the second game. What's wrong with me?
Anthony Edwards
I'm physically unable to read nagatoro. I can't explain how but it hurts to read it.
Dominic Rogers
Just get /fit/ bros.
You don't want little girls making fun of you forever, right?
Brody Moore
That's what everyone does you moron
Isaiah Nguyen
I fapped to Nagatoro's bum way too much. Its just too perfect.
Cameron Parker
>Do not touch the memory card or power button when the game is saving.
>touch them
Chase Price
The X-Com series kinda do. usually it's justified.
Isaac Myers
>fang meme
sigh
Robert Edwards
>X-com
Ahh so
was right.
Tyler Morris
right now i have several mangas that i always have my pp out with, and this is one of them.
Ayden Flores
Definitive proof that Takagi is the thinking man's choice
Jonathan Carter
Takagi doesn't need a fang to bully nerds
Ayden Mitchell
Mice anime reaction image in the OP. Guess it's time for you to get banned.
Jackson Collins
No amount of fitness will put me back to high school.
Noah Brown
Hey you watched the joker trailer too
Isaac Lewis
>be in healthy relationship with cute girl
>pretend to hate women on Yea Forums
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Jace Lee
>it never actually makes it barely visible
>even on the darkest option, it's still pretty clearly defined
>set it to darkest based on this
>get in game
>it's fucking dark as shit and I can't see a fucking thing in caves/at night
Christopher Cruz
Allow me to add another one
Tyler Fisher
What's the name of her manga again?
Robert Smith
Is that henreader?
Alexander Thompson
>game doesn't overwrite quick/auto saves
>doesn't rotate them or anything, just makes a new one every time
>it's a long-ass RPG
>end the game with a save folder much bigger than the game itself(which was 15 gigs)
fucking Belgians, man
Ryan Cooper
Light teasing is the only form of interaction you've ever experienced that could realistically be interpreted as a form of affection.
Camden Powell
I do the same shit.
Noah Rivera
>Please wait, game is loading
>Start screeching at the top of my lungs and chuck every object close to me at the screen
Oliver Peterson
Please don't drink the juice that makes you stare at gay people, Nagatoro-san
Jackson Gray
tags: male:NTR, shotacon
Tyler Russell
It's just lolis doing cute things that look lewd
Christopher Walker
That's a good theory except I love this stuff and I have never interacted with a female in a casual setting.
Eli Russell
I do this.
Blake Long
>disable write caching in device manager
>eject it before removing it anyway
Dylan Richardson
>tfw had a coworker and we always bullied each other
>she was too retarded and got fired
shits kinda lonely and she had really nice legs desu
Ryan Long
You are all like little babies
Samuel Hughes
>6,572,000
>six billion five hundred and seventy two thousand
user, you have brain problems.
Jordan Lewis
somewhat close she fucks the guy then and there and then is implied to make the girl part of her stable of bitches
Easton Evans
fucking based
Kayden Richardson
>nuNagatrash is a disgusting shonen romcom
>Every Takagi chapter is literally the same
>Sugoi Dekai is just annyoing
At least we have Anjou for good sexual teasing.
Jayden Gutierrez
>game asks to adjust settings automatically for my screen and speakers
>do it and shift them so that they're all one off the default
Jacob Hill
>Destiny
Kevin Bailey
I will fucking slap your shit, Nagatoro
Daniel Nguyen
>game tells you to not turn it off while it autosaves
>turn it off anyway
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEE
Robert Roberts
>pressing the left analogue stick is a second confirm button in the menus
Wish more games did that.
Lincoln Jackson
God I wish I had a stacked midget to play Switch games with.
Adam Turner
I'm going to fuck your sleepy friend, Nagatoro-san
Ryan Rivera
>>"Not him but..."
>I was him but I was so drunk I don't remember making any of the posts
>reignites the argument 11 hours later
Benjamin Lewis
Sugoidekkai-chan is shit.
Jonathan Morgan
Already posted, you faggot.
Cooper Cox
>"it is highly recommended that you play through the tutorial"
>skips the tutorial
Bentley Wright
Don't call me a faggot you homo.
Jackson Garcia
>See someone already posted what I was gonna say in the thread
>Post it again
Wyatt Martinez
I've noticed by barely visible they usually mean pretty fucking visible anyway.
Caleb Lee
ur shit
Isaac Diaz
>everyone is saying to do the campaign first due to being a new player
>immediately start playing multiplayer and lose 10 games in a row
>quit
>get refund
>give 1 star review saying "not my cup of tea"
Asher Thomas
>Press any button to continue
>Pull out controller
>Press A on P2
Landon Howard
>game tells you that there are restrictions on streaming
>stream it anyway
Anthony Ross
>we recommend playing this game in a well lit room and that you sit at least 3 meters away from the screen
>sit on the floor in front of my TV with all the lights in the house turned off
I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW
Tyler Morales
>the cat arc
Michael Rivera
Sugoi's mom having rape fantasies!
Bentley Morales
>can use throw command as an attack in a jrpg
>throw my most expensive most powerful missable rare item
Luke Thompson
>game tells you everything that happens within it is fiction the first time you launch it
>asks you if you understand
>say no
>game doesn't launch
>return it
>whine about it on neofag
Oliver Hughes
>See gamer playing game
>Buzz around his ears
>Fly in front of his eyes
>Land on the monitor/TV
Cooper Jones
>tutorial tells me to press w to walk forward
>press s
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME
Nathan Clark
FUCK OFF
Anthony Adams
>viscous
I don't think that's what you meant.
Robert Allen
>tell the world you can beat Mario without pressing the A button
>press the A button the whole way through anyway but claim it doesn't count
LIVING LA VIDA LOCA
Carter Reyes
because yuge tits
Ethan Murphy
>He doesn't set to the hardest difficulty every time.
Go be casual somewhere else.
Nicholas Garcia
pretty sure he managed to cram both in there
Angel Perez
I think she's viscous enough as it is.
Zachary Hernandez
t.TJ """""Henry"""" Yoshi
Joshua Garcia
This is really similar to what went on in Yea Forums when Leto was revealed as the joker. The most benign shit posed as super edgy and extreme. It was the "mom is gonna freak" thing
Jordan Harris
wow what an astute observation cpt. autismo
Ian Clark
>Mom say to turn off game at 6
>keep playing till 7
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEYS!
Nathan Diaz
>act like a newfag
>have actually been here since 2016
NIGGAS IFFY UH
William Roberts
>parents tell me to walk the dogs
>they leave
>I play games all day
>let the dogs poo in the backyard
>never took them on a walk
SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING
Adrian Walker
Name 147 games that do this.
I'll wait
Jacob Rogers
>say I come from reddit
>actually have 4Channel bookmarked
Cooper Collins
And then complain online that the game is too gray
Liam White
>catches you with my hand
Kevin Flores
>mom tells me to go to bed
>dim the lights and volume of my handheld and play under the blanket
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Robert Hall
Dave Mustaine sure looks weird in that .gif
Ryan Sullivan
>mom tells me to go to bed
>put blanket in front of my door so she can't see the light coming through
DON'T STOP ME NOW!
Wyatt Watson
>playing with a friend switching the controller around, 1 round per life
>he distracts me so I die
>give him a reach around on his turn
>say that I forgot to say no homo when he asks
>I didn't forget
>he's actually gay now and doesn't know
Cameron Gomez
>program comes with a PLEASE READ ME.txt
>completely ignore it and ask for help on forums
SHE TAKES MY MONEY
WHEN I'M IN NEED
Ryder Williams
>Press X to jump
>Rebind it to Y
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
Caleb Allen
takagi was top cute early in the manga but now she's ugly as fuck
Christian Rodriguez
>You don't want little girls making fun of you forever, right?
That's exactly what I want though.
Jordan Wilson
シェフジョン・ファヴロー
Joshua Reed
how devilish
Elijah King
no lol