The leaks were real

>Here's your current year Sonic movie bro

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>Hedgehog America done by Weird Al
Please don't do this to Al.

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This truly is clown world.

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This is the 100th time I've seen this posted and I still don't get what's so funny about it.

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>Officer Burpo
>did I do that

Gets me every time

I'm a gigantic Sonic fan and I can't wait for this garbage to be literally just as bad as everyone was saying it was going to be. This series has been a fucking joke since 2006, why contain it?

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>Gangsta's Paradise
>not the superior version
youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg

i fucking hate being a sonic fan. at least sonic 3 AIR is coming i guess

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It means you're a humorless (possibly socially retarded) person in general

How do we know if this is real

Are you joking

>Gangta's Paradise
The fuck

When the fuck is this trailer going up?

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Our society is dying.

>EGGMAN: I'm going to die.
>Sonic floors it.
hahahahahahfkghdfl
I don't believe it yet but that's pretty funny

This one gets me every time.

???
The dialogue in the images seem plausible, but are the images real?

that's not the real leak

this is

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My thoughts EXACTLY. Holy shit, are you me?

What in the flying fuck

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Should be soon. They showed it at cinemacon around an hour ago. Now everyone's jsut waitintg for an upload to their youtube cahnnel.

A man of taste. A man of culture.

>is never reffered as Eggman
The weirdest stuff from all that

Say hello to your new dr. robotnik.

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ITS UP ON FACEBOOK. GET FUCKING READY FOR NUCLEAR AUTISM

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Good. I don't want to hear that leaf's voice for long.

>the 2nd hand embarrasment for you Sonic fans

You mean for a change?

POST THE LINK YOU NIGGER

It's for all the boomers and journos who haven't played a Sonic game since 1994 and throw an autistic fit every time someone calls him Eggman

CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNSHINE?

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Link

What?
Link?

I legit think the desgin is not that bad, just poorly excecuted because they needed it to be more real and less cartoon because cartoons can't be taken seriously since they are for babies and real adults only watch live action. And because he's got more realistic proportions and is naked, it makes him rather awkward and unconfortable to look at. We're just looking at a naked person with an animal head and fur covering his body, and that shit doesn't work that well with realistic visuals, only cartoon.

Unironically think that if they gave him a sleeveless hoodie, shorts and the white gloves the design look a hundred times better.

>there will be apologists for this abomination just like there were for the fucking Sonic design

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Post link you monkey

LINK YOU GOD DAMN SCREAMING DOG

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TURN ON CNN

THE TRAILER WENT UP THERE

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DON'T DO THIS, IT MAKES MUSTARD GAS

O H NO NO NO NO NO NO

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What does Gangstas paradise have to do with sonic

LINK NOW YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

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Why do people insist on this 3d cgi shit? Why can't our 2d animation take off? Even in japan they've moved onto cg and rotoscoping. How hard is it to make a good cartoon for fucks sake?

I unironically hope that Sonic dabs on Eggman.

pure unadulterated autism is what
listen to gangsters paradise while reading this thread to get the full dosage.

You're lying

Okay ironycel

>An ancient evil as awaken
>Dr. Robotnik takes it upon himself to defeat it
>It includes turning animals into robots as shock troopers
>While Sonic defeats the ancient evil, he's also fighting against Eggman
>Who legitimately thinks he's doing the right thing

Also, since I'm not autistic, what's the difference between Dr. Robotnik and Eggman--or is Eggman just a nickname?

>opinions were split
Of course they were. Loyalist franchise ballwashers, normies, and paid shills all coalesce into enough of an approving faction to make the positive reception seem bigger.

One trailer shows Sonic flossing

Anti-rewl of kewl

Nickname

>Also, since I'm not autistic, what's the difference between Dr. Robotnik and Eggman--or is Eggman just a nickname?
What if there's a club scene with flashing lights and people dancing in slow mo with their hand's in the air as Sonic slowly moves through the crowd searching for someone while this plays?
youtube.com/watch?v=P04wVBVEHEE
Imagine sitting in the theater watching that scene everyone just sitting there all looking at the screen the asses in the seats

>sonic will dab on the haters during your lifetime

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Eggman is the OG name, Robotnik is the american name when they localized the game since they thought Eggman wasn't threatening enough, it came with his americanized design that made him less goofy and more menacing.

With time, the japs adopted Robotnik as his surname family name. He's Ivo Egman Robotnik now iirc.

I thought his name was Kintobor

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's runnin', but half of them ain't lookin'
What's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin'
They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool

thats some pretty deep sonic lore you happen to know.
info.sonicretro.org/Sonic_the_Hedgehog_Bible

Oh jesus, is it finally happening? I don't think I'll ever be ready for it.

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at least it looks 90s as fuck

>shut the fuck up

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>naked
Can't you see his shoes, retard?

So there is no trailer and everyone is pretending

Checked, there is nothing

Fuck of faggot

>shitposting about this for months
>in the back of my head I knew it was a joke
>"I mean nobody would really do this shit, it's just so retarded"
>but it was real
>it was all real
>all of it

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There were trailers in CinemaCon, but they haven’t been released publically yet.

WHERE IS IT
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT
GIVE IT TO ME

JUST

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He doesn't have gloves though, he's literally half naked.

Why should I care? Don't bother, let the gaijin movie die and be forgotten like Dragon Ball Evolution and The Last Airbender. Video game movies always suck so who cares.

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Trailer when?

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Does Sega have any actual group of executives to oversee the franchise? It seems like the entire identity and brand of Sonic has no oversight. Like at all.

>tfw reality is just a parody of itself now

We need to be taken out back and put down. This is just beyond absurd.

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we're all dead and this is hell

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It got better in some areas but clearly Sega still has no qualms about freely handing out the IP for a quick buck. They basically have no say over the movie after they signed the contract, from what I can gather. The community manager and Sonic Team don't even want to comment on it.

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fuck these basedboy furries

At least it might distract from the garbage fire Monster Hunter movie. It will get shit reviews, a vocal minority of Worldbabs will say it's perfect, and it will tarnish the good will the series has been raising.

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Nope. Just Iizuka and even he has little power over the projects. He's little more than a spokesperson, a corporate puppet. Whatever 'Sonic Team' wants to do they will because despite the abuse, the franchise garantees over half a million units sold with each release and judging buy how low budget Sonic games have been since Colors, I can imagine they've made quiet a profit.

Sega has always been a horribly mismanaged company, it doesn't stop at the Sonic franchise.

>Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson
>And of course staring his wife Milla Jovovich
Well at least it'll be profitable.

>from the garbage fire Monster Hunter movie
Fuck you, I had completely forgotten about it.

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b-bros...

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Is Sonic actually invincible? By all means Sonic should be dead several times over yet he's still around

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The only thing that can stop Sonic is the heat death of the universe. And even then, I'm still not sure.

Exactly what is wrong with all that?

I'm genuinely sorry. It's been haunting me every day.

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Everything and nothing simultaneously.

>what's the difference between Dr. Robotnik and Eggman
None
>--or is Eggman just a nickname?
Both. Eggman is his real alias in Japan since Sonic 1, but American SEGA hated it and called him Robotnik, which Japan hated. Japan later settled with Eggman as a nickname and Robotnik as his last name, tied to the Robotnik family created in SA2 with Maria and Gerald Robotnik

post your face.

Sonic X has basically kept him alive over the past decade, for better or worse.

Just tell me he still wants to open the world's greatest theme park, and I'll be happy

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>I was breastfed

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What do you mean?

>the Sonic movie will be like the parody made of the new Mario movie
>yfw the new Mario movie ends up being good

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I mean, he kind of already did in Colors. But yes that does get brought up from time to time.

>Buddy cop comedy
>Eggman is a government cuck
>"I was breastfed"
bros..........

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Despite the train wreck this movie will be, it will still be viable competition for equally shitty movies

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sonic outruns his bad publicity

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I'm a Worldbab and I won't defend it. Haven't even met someone that even knows it exists

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He made Eggmanland in Unleashed, which is a very deadly theme park, so yeah.

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>I was breastfed

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>"I was breastfed"

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Well, basically? He finally did in Unleashed and Colors, so there's that?

i can't take it anymore

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Yeah, fuck this shit, I'm outta here.

See ya in hell, bitches.

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>a vocal minority of Worldbabs will say it's perfect
I have a feeling some actual veterans will defend it for "fun" and it will get the usual, stupid "so bad it's good" defense for real after a bit
>look! the rath is less robotic!

God fucking damn it

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The show was crazy popular and it played on public TV for a crazy long time. Kids during the Adventure era were introduced to the series by the TV show.

>when you realize americans don't always breastfeed their babies

What is wrong with you? Are you too puritan to breastfeed your babies?

this is 100% real.

drop the facade
the trailer doesn't deserve a cheap laugh and neither do you

Delete This!

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I don't get the breastfeed thing

>Listen here kid
>*Eggman cracks open his can of Barqs Root Beer*
>I was spitting out formulas when you spat out formulas
>Ricky Bobby turns and says
>I was breastfed.

>tranquilizers a creature that has near instant reaction times and is running 700mph
>There is a child in my backpack but it’s not mine
>”I was breastfed.”

This movie really will be as bad as we thought, huh?

>Sonic gets gangsta's paradise but Jojo's doesn't
what the fuck were DP thinking?

if a baby is breastfed then it doesn't need to drink formula

I read this, sat here, and stared at it like a zucchini for 5 whole minutes.
What the actual shit.
Who made this.
Did the guy who made Foodfight! make this?
I'm just...

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exactly what i thought

I was going to say if this was France they wouldn't find that outlandish. It's just Americans being retarded again, thinking something like this is too out there for Sonic since 2006. Maybe most of them are underaged posters idk.

>Sonic makes and electrically charged run

Chris Chan lawsuit when?

Obsessed

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The joke is basically "nuh uh"

Oh now I fucking get it.

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Sega has always been a dumpster fire.
However when I was on set of the movie some SEGA execs. from Japan did come to visit.

Because gangsta's paradise doesn't fit part 5 at all

Well when you keep being the clowns of the world you can't blame us for laughing at you.

AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DEATH

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Are you bitterly disappointed?
Are they not treating this movie with adequate dignity?

it's a kid's movie

kids like fortnite

movie studios like money

get over it

>and stared at it like a zucchini
I see we have one of the film writers in this very thread.

cripes

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FUCKING BAKA GAIJINS

LEAVE THIS SERIES ALONE

>officer burpo

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>this is better than the real Sonic movie
youtube.com/watch?v=JtCtQpclpY8

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Even the new Dora the Explorer movie's trailer makes more sense than this shit.
How can you fuck it up so bad?

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We all know this should have been the new Jojo ending
youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

what is this writing

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Is it? Any confirmation?

AS I WALK THRU THE VALLEY WHERE I HARVEST MY GRAIN I TAKE A LOOK AT MY WIFE, AND REALIZE SHE'S VERY PLAIN!

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so where's the fuken trailer?

based and wierdpilled

Wait, was that ever a thing in the classic games? He's been obsessed with theme parks in some of the more recent ones, but I thought that was a newer invention after he was made into more of a comedic villain.

>spandau ballet
Good taste

I listen to this regularly

That thing reminds me a lot of that old CollegeHumor sketch with the same general premise. I actually think it'll be an alright kid film.

Nothing can help now

I don't know how to feel. Normally, I wouldn't give a damn about this, but looking at this reminds me of looking at an apartment fire. There's nothing you can do but watch.

This. Oldfags shouldn't give a shit if they liked 90s Sonic. Modern Sonic fags are the only ones going nuclear over all this cancer. Kids are going to lap it up like candy its not even funny.

This desu. Sonic Team could release a game called 'Sonic takes a big fat turd' and it would sell well, the fans alone keep the franchise alive.

I NEED TO SEE THIS NOW WHERE ARE THE LEAKS

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That's because the movie feels more inspired by this.
youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U

It was just make a robotopia with robotic versions of wildlife and that's it. "Robotnik/Eggmanland" was invented with SA1/2.

Rent free

I hear the same exact comment for Mario or anything else Nintendo as well. I guess no matter the quality, good or bad, it's just bad for anything to follow a brand of any kind now.

youtube.com/watch?v=JKbA3J70gsw
Jim Carrey Talks Playing The Bad Guy In 'Sonic The Hedgehog' Movie

Is Weird Al still around? Haven't really heard anything new from him in a while.

>Facebook image

kys

He doesn't do parodies anymore like he used to but he's still around here and there

>Gotta go fast

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The difference being that Mario games are good most of the time while it's the complete opposite in Sonic's case.

The first formulas is about scientific studies because eggman will presumably be older. The second formulas is that fake milk stuff for babies that weird people buy for their kids rather than breastfeed

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He released a polka last year

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The more I see, the more I think Carrey’s Eggman will be the only redeeming part of this shitshow.

have to go now, if it is just like the description tell me

Honestly think it sounds like a funny movie. I'd prefer it if it was just Jim Carey acting like a maniacal genius.

It is.

Didn’t both of his parents die tragically at the same time or something which made him quit

Nigger shut up. Yea Forums hates anything, good or bad. Pokemon all the time gets this shit even though Pokemon gets Billions of dollars, yet fans still bitch and moun and call people defending modern Pokemon sheep. And Sonic Mania was good, SA2 was good, and many other games aren't anywhere as bad as claimed, just shitposted to be.

>Ben playing Sonic Mania
Well I will be damned, at he least he knows his Sonic stuff

>people wanted either, a Sonic Ova type of movie or something like Unleashed's opening
>get an aberration mix of chipmunks with american cop B-humor introducing the dead corpse of Jim Carrey

While we wait for the trailer let's watch Weird Al perform a magic trick. youtube.com/watch?v=Ib2Vl7JEjfc

Did you just try to use Pokemon as an example of a good thing?

>Sonic can teleport with rings

Then what's the point of running anywhere?

not him but the worst pokemon is objectively better than the average sonic

he is way too powerful

It took you this fukking long to realize that? We've had clown fever for years and only now you realize life is joke? Dear God Stacy...

That was wonderful.

>Yea Forums is one person
Rookie mistake, and you can't sit there and say with a straight face that Sonic games, most of the time, don't even come close to the quality of Mario's.

>Proves my point
Fuck this gay ass site. Only this site is filled with jaded retards.

Ben Schwartz is the best part of this movie, besides Jim Carry. They are the only people at least having fun with the shitstorm, which I appreciate.

I don't know, it's hard to be worse than XY

I hope he was happy with his performance, he's been through a rough patch in his life for a while

It wasn't a theme park in the adventure games, it was just an empire he would rule. He was still a more serious villain then.

>06

3D Sonic is worse than Mario on adventure, even though production wise the only one that actually beats Sonic is 3D World and Galaxy. Sonic CD, Mania and 3K are vastly better than all of 2D Mario.

>20 year catalog of god tier music, both vocal and instrumental
>"lets use nigger music instead lmao"
what the fuck were they thinking

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>Dislike a bad thing? You're just jaded!
Fuck you, I like plenty of games, but pokemon is just fucking garbage.

lads, sorry, are we getting the trailer as in, today? or is it like a week or so?

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This dudes on another level

I don't know, at least I can laugh at that. XY is just fucking boring.

It was always a theme park since that was where it came from, Japan thought it up. America changed it to be an empire.

This sounds so soulless. Surely making a video game movie can't be that hard.

Well we were supposed to see a trailer a few times but they've delayed it a ton because of the backlash to the leaks.

of course niggers like sonic, sonic was the poor black kid's mario growing up, mario was for white kids with actual parents and a safe environment Not being racist it's a fucking fact

This. Do we have any idea when they are going to drop the trailer or is it just “Soon™”?

>I don't know
you're right
you don't know because now you're just splitting hairs to defend shit sonic games

>Still proves my point
Enjoy seething GF gets billions of dollars with their garbage series.

This is what happens when you aren't constantly breathing down their throats

I feel like they're too embarrassed and are going to release this movie like an apple product

I'm not defending sonic in any way
I'm only attacking his use of pokemon as an example of a good game

Don’t care. As abhorrent and shit as this franchise becomes, I’m along for the ride. I love sonic, genuinely good sonic or literal joke sonic, both are based.

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>I'm going to die
That part in particular makes me laugh. It's just so blunt.

>A tech demo is comparable to a finished game like X and Y
That's not even counting when GF did this shit.

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>it's popular so it's good!

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He's not wrong though

Knuckles music in SA1/2 was loved, kys zoomer

Does he still do drugs because he looks like he does

>I feel like they're too embarrassed
>he actually thinks SEGA feels bad about anything terrible with Sonic

>calls someone else "zoomer"
>uses "kys"
hypocritical

I dont know why you bothered to use a SA2 pick, since you clearly never played it.

I'm assuming is based on how large rings teleported you to the special stages in Sonic 1

Why, what happened?

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>comparing this
youtube.com/watch?v=GM8h2Xyis9M
>to this
youtube.com/watch?v=fPO76Jlnz6c

Fuck off, nigger.

It’s funny because it’s a shit script that’s probably extremely close to what will actually come out.

>only zoomers use insults
>kys out of all of them
Hypo zoom zoom

Americans are so obsessed bloody hell

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>Sonic flosses

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No, I'm saying that only fucking teenagers use that contraction instead of typing out "kill yourself"

Sorry I triggered you pal. Kill yourself now, happy?

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>Surely making a video game movie can't be that hard
Resident Evil and Silent Hill practically wrote themselves and look at what happened.

>breastfed

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Did you not hear how years ago his gf died of drug overdose? He's been borderline insane ever since

WHEN ARE VIDEO GAME MOVIES GOING TO BE TREATED SERIOUSLY OUTSIDE OF ANIMATION FROM JAPAN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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Are you ok

I kinda forgot about that i guess

you mad

Detective Pikachu will be the first actual good video game movie next to Mortal Kombat. I have hope that the Mario movie will also be good

rap=/=nigger music

>Shut the fuck up

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I'm legitimately starting to believe the Mario movie will be widely accepted as the "first" good video game movie.

>realistic art style

haha nope

Shoo shoo zoomer

Not that guy but I remember a comic included that told the story of Sonic (and his shoes?) getting tested on and the same device that made him blue and fast turns Kintobor into Robotnik

Oh. You made it sound like something actually bad happened. Boo hoo your dumb thot gf died because she’s a moron. Get another whore and move on, you’re rich. If she was subhuman enough to be a druggie then he dodged a bullet anyway, just natural selection.

>Detective Pikachu will be the first actual good video game movie next to Mortal Kombat
That Angry Birds movie was apparently good. It was also just a regular animated movie, which is what most of these adaptations should be anyway, especially Sonic.

that was one of the many shitty archie comics

yep you mad

What about the artstyle? If you don't like it well too bad for you I guess but the normalfags are eating it up so it has mass appeal.
>inb4 normalfags don't count

>As Sonic was more popular in Euroland than Japan

niggas if you even live in the same STATE as Chris Chan do not fucking go out in public

The live action Mario move was barely a Mario movie. The one the will come out 2022 is co produced by Miyamoto and it will be animated, those two facts alone saved that movie for me.

Dies Wreck it Ralph count? That movie has a lot of videogame shit and is pretty damn good

That's Euro-Sonic.

>Detective Pikachu will be the first actual good video game movie
Doubt. Same with Minions Mario. It's just "less shit" tier, not actually good. No video game movie can be good because it doesn't pander to the general public that never touched these games, and the ones that did like Mario, doesn't have any fucking story in game. How the fuck is Mario going to be good when nothing interesting happens in the games? It's just going to be like Emoji movie with Minions dialogue.

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Detective pikachu looks like a bad collegehumor sketch, what the fuck are you smoking

what was the name of this video

>That Angry Birds movie was apparently good
It was very generic until the end where they went "oh yeah, Angry Birds"
But it works because Angry Birds barely had any story to begin with

I live an hour near him. I hope he goes ballistic just so I could witness it

normalfags don't count

I just wanted to be edgy and cool like everyone else on /pol/ anyway the non stupid version is that Sonic was everywehre for people who didn't have nintendos growing up and once they got them with the 64 and Gamecube Sonic showed up on he gamecube as well and that's where most of his recognition comes from, it also helps that he had several television shows compared to Mario,too

>one of the many shitty archie comics
Archie shit was American, what you're talking about was done in the European comics.

That's more of a tribute to video games (Especially arcade video games) than a "video game" movie. I want a video game movie that is obviously not just a cash in rush job and instead some effort is put into it. I don't care if it is bad, if I can tell they at least tried that's enough for me, hence why I love the first Mortal Kombat movie.

Ebin :D

It was hardly generic it was a straight up anti muslim/refugee film. It's hilarious.

>Dies Wreck it Ralph count?
No because it's not based on a real game, 80% of the movie takes place in Sugar Rush where things are like a typical candy world instead of video games for the most part, and they almost completely drop the arcade thing until the end. Don't even get me started on the sequel.

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Ready Player One and Wreck It Ralph were nice. Fans seem to like the Warcraft movie, but I have not seen it. The Detective Pikachu movie will probably be decent and the Mario movie is under tight control by Nintendo iirc.

>live action Pokemon movie
>live action Sonic movie IN OUR WORLD
>Monster hunter movie IN OUR WORLD
>Mario movie by the fucking Minions maker
Why must we suffer

We can all agree that this is the best video game movie, right?

>Perfect amount of cheese
>Not bad adaptation of source material, especially considering there wasn't much of a complicated plot to begin with
>Characters adapted well
>Pretty alright action
>Based MK theme

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B-but it has Sonic, Zangief, Bowser

>Don't even get me started on the sequel.
It's as bad as it looked from the trailers?

I'm divided on the Warcraft movie because of all the retcons it did, but I really fucking enjoy any of the parts with the Orcs. When the focus shifted onto the humans, that's when shit was thrown.

>Ready Player One and Wreck It Ralph were nice

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The only one that's going to have nothing good in it is Monster Hunter. Detective Pikachu could be good. Sonic will be fun to laugh at. The Mario movie has Nintendo heavily involved.

I dont mind live action pokemon because it works well with the game series concept of trainer and pokemon. Everything else though...

>Ready Player One
>nice
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the monster hunter movie isnt in our world its a fuckin isekai lmao

Honestly it's fucking retarded, it should not be THIS difficult to make a movie based off a video game. You already have a ton of existing material. Still don't get why every video game movie ends up live-action. The Sonic Movie would've been exponentially better if they animated it.

Shang Tsung stole the fucking show

You know how the message of the first movie is that Ralph's role in the world is to be the villain and that's ok? Venelope goes against that line of thinking in the sequel because "i dun wanna be a princess"

RPO is garbage and Wreck it Ralph falls apart as soon as they reach candy-land so it ends up being only half a good movie, sort of like Big Hero Six

The only good video game movies was the Pokemon movies, and that's only because it was based off the anime instead.
They could've just made an entire movie that looked like Unleashed's intro. But they HAD to do live action because hollywood.

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youtube.com/watch?v=O9iFfwUps5k
It's too bad the sequel was so shit.

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>tfw no video game movie with this type of atmosphere
youtube.com/watch?v=wjamhIPVvnI

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you literally make up shit about us and focus on our absolute lowest dregs in order to cope with the fact that a mutt nation has accomplished more in a short amount of time than your country ever has or ever will in its entire existence, i get it. i notice that whenever i ask faggots like you what country youre from you never have the balls to say it. literally lmaoing imagining butthurt thirdworlders too scared to say their country because they know its actually shit.

>Wreck It Ralph
the nip poster sums up the movie perfectly

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>it should not be THIS difficult to make a movie based off a video game. You already have a ton of existing material
SEGA supposedly doesn't have creative control, I heard that they've disliked the Sonic design but got overruled. People just have to read the fine print before signing away their IP to Hollywood.

Fucking this. Imagine if they had just animated it, how much more freedom and appeal they would have. Imagine this, but an hour and a half with an entire story arc: youtube.com/watch?v=GJqZlkTHkDg

They had so much potential. And fucked it all up

His WHITE COP FRIENDS

why do you retards mention america at the drop of a hat? its bizarre. are you just really desperate for american (You)s or something?

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It's a movie ABOUT video games. The actual video game characters are supplement, but are not the focus, but they help build WIW's game into "reality."

Ironic since the company that animated these (Marza Animation which is owned and created by SEGA) is the one animating Sonic himself in the movie.

Why Sonic doesnt just kill Eggman?

>Layton Movie
Hades

Mah reptile nigga

>sonic flosses

Okay, this is epic.

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>Sugar Race
seriously?

This image makes me want to kill whoever made it

Whats up with the end? Why a bar fight. What a convoluted mess.

>He thinks this movie is made for Sonic fans.
Don't be dumb now, user. this is made for the average Hollywood Normalfag

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Did...did eggman just murdered millions of people and animals?

is there a video of the trailer yet?

Now, now they put Easter eggs in the movie! Gotta go fast! Green hill zone! Big the cat!

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I've got no idea why the "I'm going to die." and "Did I do thaaaat?" part make me laugh every time I see this posted.

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no

oh you know americans and their random violent humor, a bar fight just because us americans can't go an hour without something violent going down be it played seriously or for laughs so they had to throw one of those in. Expect an aside glance and at least 2 big balled biker looking fuckers

Don't be silly, nobody lived near the zones were the planet cracked

The movie takes place in Green Hills so there's your easter egg

She killed millions

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Also fake. It's not going to be good, but they'll try a bit harder

I feel so bad for Ben Schwartz
He's the only dude that seems to give a microcosm of a shit in this movie.

Would you an Eggman, Yea Forums?

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A fate worse than death.

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>Beam hits right in the middle of Africa

Did he kill millions of animals? Yes.

People? No.

JUST

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>Big the cat!
Obsessed, I don't think they are going to reference him. But everything from Sonic 1, yeah.

No. But I would a Tails!

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>Also fake
Some elements of that have already been confirmed, though. Like rings being used as teleportation devices and Sonic being from another planet.

Where's the trailer, tho

ANY MINUTE NOW LADS
TWITTER SAYS SO

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Oh, no country in particular. Just Norway, the wealthiest, safest and happiest country in the world, which holds your shitty country on a leash (Our former PM suckered your congress into a several minute standing ovation just a couple days ago).

you'll hang for this

AHHHHHH

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If what I read is true, the collective cringe must've been incredible.

The only good thing that could come from this movie would be Ben Schwartz replacing Roger in the games. But that will never happen because Sega is way too cheap to get good voice actors.

everyone have Amish Paradise at the ready

BRING
BACK
RYAN

>(Our former PM suckered your congress into a several minute standing ovation just a couple days ago).
Please tell me there's a video of this

>Europe around thousands of years
>American around less than 300 years
>world currency is the dollar
>world revolves around the word of China and US
Must feel bad getting ass whooped by a fledgling nation.

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There is actually a possibility that I can honestly say I enjoy the Super Mario Bros live action movie over a live action Sonic movie.
To have grew up to the point of witnessing that likelihood.

This is the dream but again Sega is a garbage company and wants him to leave his union to voice act in their games.

The music alone makes MK the most entertaining vidya movie.

ITS HAPPENING

POST YOUR FUCKING CRINGE FACE

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youtube.com/watch?v=QcaHhQliZfU

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>This shit is actually real
wtf is this timeline and how do I get out of it?

>europe is a nation
HONK HONK CLOWN BOY
>having do admit china's influence
A CLOWN WITH TUBERCULOSIS

Reminder that he was planned to come back for Generations because there were gonna be 3 Sonics originally but SEGA didn't want to pay for his performance

K would prefer if you posted a link instead.

>Amazing tracking shots behind or next to Sonic as he zooms in picturesque landscapes
>Sonic pulling off crazy parkour stunts with the enviroment a la Sonic CD OP
Fuck Sony. Fuck Paramount. Fuck Jeff Fowler and Tim Miller. They cannot be this daft and it cannot be this hard to make a fucking Sonic movie but here we are.

The Mario movie was bad in a weird, trippy way. This is going to bad in a cringy way.

>movie MK
>boss ass 90s techno
>actual MK
>nigger mumblerap

>one of the actors says it's coming soon
HOW SOON YOU FUCKING BITCH???

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>wants him to leave his union to voice act in their games.
What? Can you elaborate in this?

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Monday

In an interview, Drummond states that Sega gave him another chance to re-audition a third Sonic version of the Dreamcast era to role during the development of Sonic Generations, but he rejected the role because he wouldn't leave his talent union and thus ending the third Sonic as well.[7]

based

Your brother's soul is MINE!

To be fair mortal kombat was a massive influence on spaceghostpurrp who somewhat paved the way for mumblerap.

>post I replied to speaking for Europe using the term "us"
>didnt even imply working for China, I implied everyone buys their products for cheap labor
Is English a second language for you? Of course it is because you're being converted to Islam. Howvwill Article 13 and Shariah Law feel in two years?

the mid 2000's was a wild time in the Sonic fanbase

>Go to several conventions
>Every time I go to a panel where there's a world premiere trailer it's up on Youtube before the panel is even over
>When I don't go it takes hours before anyone is going to put it up
This is BULLSHIT

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im going for a shit, it best be up when im back

>Of course it is because you're being converted to Islam. Howvwill Article 13 and Shariah Law feel in two years?
There goes the ol' pie in the face routine.
Get some new material, clown.

Based, the sad part is the 4kids voice actors are still better than the garbage we have today.

It was the height of the Sonic fanbase. It has not recovered from 2006 and possibly never will.

IT'S UP

>completely disregarding everything
Typical Eurocuck. Pretend nothing is happening until it's too late.

It's going to be stupid shit like someone farting and Sonic saying "whew, that smells worse than Lava Reef Zone!"

HONK HONK

They eventually got better... right before they got shitcanned also there are rumors flying around in some Sonic circles saying that the next game will have a voice cast change but I doubt it.

It's a mixed bag. I'd blame most of the shitty lines on the shitty scripts more than the acting itself. Nobody can save "DUDE BALDY MCNOSEHAIR LMAO" tier dialogue.

>MOVIE COMING THIS NOVEMBER

>NO TRAILER NO TEASER

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY THINKING

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That sounds kino

56%

Why is classic Sonic hanging himself? The movie is based on modern Sonic

The divide is autistic. Obviously as a sonic fan I can recognise that modern is pathetic compared to classic, but to your average normie they are both just sonic

This is so bad it's funny.
going to watch it completely drunk, it's going to be funny.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreptile

I was never breastfeed, or so my mom tells me.

Who does these 3D Blast sprite things?

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GOD BLESS OUR REALITY

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No. His source is his ass.

Not for long, enjoy your rapefugees cuck.

Why did you ask your mom about breastfeeding?

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I still want that Neil Blomkamp Halo movie.

go eat snow ugly

>Jim Carrey: Prepare to face the might of my Mean Bean Machine™ for the Sega Genesis and Sega Game Gear!
>farts

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The Die Antwoord movie was kino, especially the ending with I'm a Ninja playing.

Here's your new Terminator film, bros. Thank you Paramount Pictures. Can't wait for Sonic too.

twitter.com/ParamountPics/status/1113860086256951296

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Ryan can't do the voice well anymore
youtu.be/EgH-npy0mnc

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Ah fuck off, i thought my fortune shits happened then

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He sounds okay, but he needs practice. The same thing happened to Fox's voice actor, he sounds fucking awful in Sm4sh.

>hahaha! you think the mind of that two tailed fox even compares to mine? I was spitting out formulas before he was spitting up formulas!
>jokes on you eggman, I breastfed tails!

BIG
C
A
TATS

She told me nigga

He secretly likes him.

NO, WE CAN'T HAVE 4 BAD TERMINATOR FILMS IN A ROW! FUCKING GOD DAMN IT

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Fucking kek

Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed. He sound too nasally here. Sounds almost nothing like he did in Adventure and Heroes. If the video didn't say it was Ryan I'd think it was someone doing a Ryan Sonic impression.

At least 3 has the breast expansion scene.

He found out his future wasn't going to be great.

wait what

it's not real because it's actually funny

Modern Sonic is literally the bad future from Sonic CD.
Mania is the good future of Sonic. It literally had good future of Stardust Speedway confirming this.

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>“the story picks up where @JimCameron last left off, with T2.”
So Genisys is no longer canon?

Female terminator was pulled over by a cop. To persuade him to let her go, she expanded her breasts. Cop wasn't going to let her go so she killed him.

That's what I think happened, haven't seen Rise of the Machines in a while.

The part where the female terminator sees a picture of a model or something and inflated her tits to match. MiB2 did almost the same gag and it was dumb there too

>>Gangsta's Paradise trailer is real
The what now?

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>Another fucking terminator
Didnt that clusterfuck genisys kill the series? Fucking why?

It's from Terminator 3, sexy lady Terminator kills a rich older lady, steals her fetish outfit and car, and increases her tits to the point where the outfit is barely containing them to try to catch the cop off duty.

youtube.com/watch?v=3k00eDgNzOU

paramount.com/movies/rocketman
I'm trying to guess the URL for the Sonic movie. I'm trying all sorts of combinations. I have a feeling that the page exists and just isn't linked on the main site. They use a really basic format, so it's all down to guessing.

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*off guard

dang it

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Why would you expected anything other than disaster? Even after what's already been shown you're still somehow holding out? For what? Are you legitimately retarded?

all cops are bastards

bros lets all try this

What the actual fuck am I looking at here

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Yikes furfag

>I was breastfed

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>katja posting in 2019
jesus

yiff in hell

>last update: January 31st

>kids and tots are gonna be seein this shite

Can someone say trainwreck of the century?

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Remember that you're here forever.

Am I the only one who looked at the thumbnail and thought:
"Is that his dick?"

>confirmed CringeKino
>mfw waitin for the memes

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>ANIMATION FROM JAPAN
>LE FORCED EXPRESSIONS AND REACTIONS
>SERIOUS

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Most of their animated video game movies are pretty good though. I say most because there are some that are dog shit.

rampage movie was good too, comedy felt dry and gay but the destruction felt just like rampage

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My mom unironically couldn't produce enough milk.

>I am now realizing I have spent half of my life on this website
Holy fuck what happened

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>rap=/=nigger music

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Who /goingopeningdaysoyoucangetgunneddownbychrischan/ here ?

He's still doing stuff and recently released a new album that was easily up there in his top 5.

What's going to happen first: This movie dropping or the universal merge?

me!!!

That would be a kino ending for the CWC saga

t. coon

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name 2 100% mature animes (not movies) made post 2010s

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The movie screening is the Eclipse, Chris-chan is Griffith, we are the sacrifice needed for the universal merge

Both are one and the same

Of course there is.

youtu.be/kUqHFUqX3V0?t=701

Look at you mutts all clapping like you're at the (American) kinoplex movie theatre. It never ends. And he hasn't even started talking yet.

Real talk here. What's Chris' thoughts about this? Will this be the thing that pushes him over the edge?

whats the universal merge

Ya got me there, mature anime series have been on a decline outside of OVAs and movies. Still doesn't refute my claim that the best video game adaptations come from anime movies.

>WHITE COP FRIENDS

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Didn't you see that he's taken a hostage?
youtube.com/watch?v=TP0S-OQslLc&t=0s

What does that have to do with the thread, idiot?

He said he’s gonna “boycott it from a distance”

methinks he’s gonna snap for the umpteenth time

Same here user

agreed this would be the best ending that could happen

Yeah but what are the odds this will be Gamestop 2.0?

>you mutts
Not the same user, just wanted to see the comedy show.

>References are Easter Eggs
It needs to be an out of series callout for it to be a easter egg, you fucking donkey.

what the fuck

I don't think he's really been paying attention to it. Maybe he'll sperg out a bit when the trailer drops.

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Well I was speaking in plural and directing it to... Americans... in the thread, not you specifically.

I think he might actually shoot up a theater

This shit is going to be a huge dumpster fire and I love that it is

The comments are fucking me up

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His last video was him wandering an abandoned sanitarium.
youtube.com/watch?v=JWPQE6-vxak&

Where's this fucking trailer, I've been keeping this thread open for the last hour expecting something to actually happen.

According to Jim and Andy The Great Beyond, he's been insane since at least '98

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don't sniff any gnarlie sharpies anons

I liked the Dofus movie but that's more of a film about the universe than the game itself

WELCOME TO WHERE TIME STANDS STILL
NO ONE LEAVES AND NO ONE WILL

It ain't happening today. It's either tomorrow, Saturday, or Monday.

holy shit he's wearing one of the old shirts the plot thickens also I love how there was a dick or as he calls it a "duck" right next to him

To be fair Paramount AND Fox are producing this

Sugar Rush.
It's where most of the movie took place.

“This summer”

“Don’t call anybody”

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

same

Detective Pikachu is already salvageable because it already takes place in OUR WORLD

Can we just say everything Paramount don't count? If everything they pump out is trash, what's the point this movie is trash as well? Get a competent studio to make a Sonic movie that still ends up trash then I'll be satisfied Sonic is just cursed to be shit, or at least, handled the shittiest way possible.

any /vros live near there wanna steal the picture?

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JUST BE THANKFUL THE MAIN CHARACTER IS NOT A CHILD ACTOR

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Oh man, thats why he lost his mind on Twitter. He normally doesn't rant like that.

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why does hollywood keep doing these things

youtube.com/watch?v=gUTtJjV852c

Will Sonic or Dora have a better box office run?

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now I want to get my Dreamcast back out and play Sonic Shuffle.

Holy shit

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME EGGMAN? WHAT THE -FUCK- DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? THAT'S THAT. THAT'S FU-- NO, GET THE FUCK OFF MY TAILS, NO-- KNUCKLES--NO KNUCKLES I'M DONE GET THE FUCK OFF ME. THAT'S IT. THAT'S FUCKING IT. I'M DONE, KNUCKLES, JUST STA-- NO DUDE, NO, STAND OVER THERE, HOLD BACK TAILS. EGGMAN, YOU'RE DEAD. THAT'S IT. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M KILLLING YOU. YOU HEARD ME. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. ME, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, I'M GOING TO -MURDER- ANOTHER. MY FIRST LIFE? YOU. EGGMAN. WHAT TYPE OF WOOD DO YOU WANT YOUR COFFIN TO BE EGGMAN? HM? OAK? MAPLE? GUESS WHAT? YOU AIN'T GETTING A FUCKING COFFIN. I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A SOFT MUSH, A OMELETTE. IT'S TIME TO LITTERALLY KILL HUMAN. THAT'S IT. I'M TIRED OF YOUR BADNIKS. I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. YOU'RE DEAD. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. ENOUGH WITH THE CHAOS EMERALDS, ENOUGH WITH THE RINGS, ENOUGH WITH THE ADVENTURES, I'M KILLING ANOTHER MAN. KNUCKLES, MAKE SURE TAILS SEES THIS. IF HE LOOKS AWAY HOLD OPEN HIS EYES. HOLD OPEN HIS FUCKING EYES. I WANT HIM TO SEE THIS. THIS IS HOW WE MOVE FORWARD, IF SOMEBODY STEALS THE CHAOS EMERALDS, WE JUST KILL THEM. WE JUST FUCKING KILL THEM. I'VE FUCKING -HAD- IT UP TO FUCKING. HERE. WITH THIS CUNT. WITH HIS BALD ASS HEAD WITH HIS STUPID FUCKING MOUSTASH. HOW MUCH YOU BETTING IT'S FAKE? HOW MUCH. I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP IT OFF AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT, EGGFUCK. YOU'RE DEAD. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. I'VE NEVER, EVER BEEN THIS MAD. I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS MAD AND FILLED WITH SUCH HATE. I KNOW WHAT PATH I NEED TO TAKE. I KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY I WILL SLEEP, REST, ENJOY LIFE AGAIN, IS IF THAT MAN IN THAT FLYING FUCKING TIN CAN IS DEAD. I WANT YOU ALL TO HEAR THIS, THE WHOLE WORLD, NO MORE MR NICE GUY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BELIEVE IN YOUR SELF -SHIT- I'M FUCKING DONE. I AM FUCKING DONE. I AM COMING FOR YOU EGGMAN, I AM COMING FOR YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE. I'M GOING TO SPILL YOUR YOKE ALLLLLLL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR AND SLUURRRPP IT UP. YOU HEAR ME? SLURRRRPP IT UP.

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Dora for sure.

he's starting to lose his shit and pretending that he can speak to fictional characters
youtube.com/watch?v=deo9nS3GsN8

Really? Imo, Sonic by name is going to have millions lapping this shit up. Who the hell cares about Dora? Like, didn't the old show end like 12 years ago or some shit?

HAHA cringe

They're creatively bankrupt so they leach off existing IPs instead of thinking of new ideas.

goddamn Paramount is filled with idiots
>Give International rights for Annihilation to Netflix
>Give US Rights to Little Prince to Netflix
>Cancelling Friday the 13th reboot to greenlight mother! even though I loved mother
>Cloverfield Paradox
>Giving Anamolisa not even a wide release and not even making back the amount they paid for it at TIFF

I hope there's a record scratch.

Paramount should have just made a CWC movie.

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Dora is more recognizable to the people that pay for their kids to watch a movie.

with Todd Solondz or John Waters to direct

he already thinks Lisa Sneedson will be the president in 2020

YES WE NEED A CWC MOVIE

A legitimate CWC movie would be oscar bait of the best kind.

The Sonic and Pokemon games are equally set in "our world". Which is to say that neither of them are, but their worlds are essentially ours but with a different map and different country names. Though some Sonic games seem to take place in a cartoonier world without humans for some reason.

>Give International rights for Annihilation to Netflix
I'm still kind of sad of I never got to see that in cinema. This scene and song was pure fucking kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=L6gwu8cOfVk

I'm lucky I got to see it in theaters opening night and see it online while it was still in theaters thanks to a stream.

Seeing the end in theaters, everyone felt like we just saw the end of 2001

god I hope he just snaps soon and does some reall funny shit like the old days

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Yes. What the fuck.

youtube.com/watch?v=nmcuoaqdJ9w

What the hell is that!? Hollowood and Disney has been trolling the hell out of me a lot lately with this bullshit.

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Honestly? I just want it to be over.

WHAT the fuck is this? what is she looking at? what is happening

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youtu.be/k4hbrSxxJLo?t=50

What are the chances they tease Shadow in the after credits scene?
Will we get crush40 songs?

Someone make a new thread quickly

So are they just gonna make a big retcon that says
>ACTUALLY JOHN ISN'T THE SAVIOR OF THE HUMAN RACE US WOMEN ARE!

Implying robotnik is not the only name he should have. I played sonic well before you shot out of your daddys sack and let me tell you that the reason sonic is flossing in this movie is because of you and your generation. Thanks cunt.

Yeah, me too. How long do you think it'll take before it's memoryholed by Sega of America's PR team? They seem to want to say as little about the movie as possible if the last SXSW panel was any indication.

YOU'LL GET NIGGER RAP AND LIKE IT

It's here
youtu.be/eJ_o4IL3K1w

Thread is dying. Do we make a new one? Is trailer gonna drop today?

Imagine Chris chans autistic reaction to this. Well, if he isn't too busy humping his "sweet heart" pillow.

And Sonic isn't? Most people secondhand wouldn't even care how shit the movie is unlike the fanbase is handling it, ffs. If Enjoy movie got sales, Sonic is going to get lapped up. There's been kids going to Sonic conventions, actively asking real questions to SEGA unlike older Sonic fans spouting memes and shit and it's amazing. Kids are going to lap this movie up, and I hate it, but it's going to happen. Dora panders to babies.

Anyone have the vocaroo of this?

I still can't believe they didn't stop after 2.

This and the Metarex arc were fucking kino.

So...how did you know he wasn't breastfed?

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Not amerimutt here, what is so funny about "i was breastfed"?

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>the destruction felt just like rampage
Everything else was so different, it might as well have not been called Rampage. Seriously, what the fuck was wrong with the original plot?