Huniepop 2 will be banned from Steam

whenever Hunie 2 does drop Yea Forums is gonna spam those "stay black" threads again

Who cares, all the girls look ugly this time

literally only 2 or 3 fuckable faces here, what a joke

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I wanna fug madoka

I count 8.

you can buy porn games on dlsite but it's probably easier to find what you want by not paying for it
The art quality is around the same. Some are better than the first game while others don't look as great

Oh no I will just have to pirate it! Whatever shall I do?!

people are paying yeah, but the purchasing of porn games pales in comparison to mainstream games of various categories so you wouldn't be familiar with the dedicated stores unless you yourself hunt for those games or hang out with people that do. I could go ask everyone on my campus if they heard of steam and a lot will say yes whether they play games a lot of at all, but if I were to ask them a regarding a dedicated online porno game store, it would be an astoundingly lower result.

this, what a mess. Why jessie makes a return but her daughter not (where is the fucking threesome possiblity its begging for)

HuniePop 2 unironically should be banned from Steam and all platforms for not having Audrey.

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>Huniepop 2 announced october 2017
>Still no release date in sight
What the fuck is taking so long, jesus christ

that's because you're brown

>Ashley
Is that... chest hair?
Fucking americans probably asked for this game

I'm pale as fuck, m8.

sometimes i let my phone die and envy it

Tattoo, retard.

Americans are one of the biggest advocators of women shaving bodyhair.

just as bad desu

ahhhhh what the fuck is this shit lmao looks like a shitty westerner tried to design characters in anime style lol what the fuck is up with these unlovable mutants

The artist is a full-blown Asian, so there goes your retarded theory.

It's not a "theory" you fucking faggot I said it "looks like"
That is not a "theory" learn what words mean you fucking illiterate nignog retard bitch baby lmao you mad? you mad? you mad? why you mad? you mad? you mad?
Hahaha.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

So? I'll buy it from Humble or GOG.
Fuck steam btw.

you mad?

>no updates in nearly 2 months

Probably going to be another delay.

Maybe, Wouldn't, Wouldn't, Maybe, VERY WOULD, Would,
VERY WOULD, Wouldn't, Maybe, Would, Maybe, Wouldn't.

doesn't steam still get a cut if you buy from humble?
it's gog or pirate
fuck steam indeed my brother

>doesn't steam still get a cut if you buy from humble?
if it's a steam key, probably, but valve wouldn't get any money from a drmless release. It'd be like buying from GOG

SEETHING.
Cope harder, wh*toid

I know humble sells DRM free stuff and even GOG keys so those are fine I guess

STEAM just should allow everything,except stolen assets or obvious troll shit.

Just let me decide what I want to play

No. Steam gets absolutely no money from games sold on other sites. Devs generate the keys for free and can sell them wherever they want, or give them away.

It's rather annoying. I work on porn games and am tired of hearing about how shit's always getting banned from Steam. Just wish they'd use porn exclusive sites but they make the most money on Steam, so that's where they go. Trying to sell porn games on Steam is a losing battle though.

And not school-setting VNs, conspiracy-related materials, games that let you get away with being an asshole to other players, or any products made by people who want unrestricted automatic weapons. It's just common sense, really.
If you can't be a good person, you don't deserve to have videogames.

you mad, brown boy?

Maybe a little bit. I wanted Momo and Celeste to come back and they aren't.

There's something off-putting about the art on the girls so it's not a particularly big loss.

It's a token game banned more for the PR and atmosphere around it rather than anything in the game itself though.

Best grill

why does jessie look sad?

I don’t like how they all kinda have the same body type with very slight alterations. They’re all thick with big-ish tits, meh

Here is the official Huniepop 1 tier list:
Top tier:
Momo
High tier:
Kyu, Celeste, Tiffany
Mid tier:
Aiko, Lola, Venus
Low tier:
Beli, Audrey, Jessie
Shit tier:
Kyanna, Nikki

Please do not be attracted to Audrey, as she is bad. She's like the Kogasa Tatara of Huniepop.

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>quietly
fuck off, tranny journalist

thanks for the sex, homie

I don't even know why these kind of games need to be up on Steam in the first place, all it does it expose more kids to it since parents are too dumb to know how to enable parental controls. There are existing online marketplaces for adult games such as DLsite, DMM, Getchu, Nutaku, etc.

This. that kind of body type appeals to the low-IQ plebeian masses, but there are no body types here that appeal to the high-class gentleman like myself. Where are the hot teen bods, or the lolis? Why does everything have to be some generic semi-fat girl with big boobs?

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just call the Epic Store, oh right, no "porn" allowed

The art for this game is so void and boring, it doesn't a really bad job recreating an anime art style. Just looks like someone went to town with photoshop's default brushes.

I swear they'll make porn out of anything these days.

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>I don't even know why these kind of games need to be up on Steam in the first place

$$$

No Beli so I don't care.

The art for this game is so void and boring, it doesn't a really bad job recreating an anime art style. Just looks like someone went to town with photoshop's default brushes.

the art style is so rubbish, it doesn't look like proper anime art, it just looks like some deviantart artist using photoshop default brushes

Beli a smelly

I agree.
... Actually come to think of it, why DO I like this game? The art is mid-tier, their personalities are realistic and therefore trash.
Is it because I'm steeped in so many layers of irony that the idea of trashy mid-tier personalities in a trashy mid-tier artstyle appeals to me because it makes fun of the trashy mid-tier females IRL?
Makes me wonder why I like Momo so much then. Where is the irony in Momo?

I'd smelly her Beli if you getty what I statey.

Because it’s a solid game tbqh. The art and girls are underwhelming, but the gameplay is solid and it helps that most other H games are plain awful

I thought the bejeweled was pretty well thought out. Its basically a flashgame, simple to pick up, simple to play in short bursts but also lasts for the long haul, and it has a just one more puzzle hook. The girls dont actually interest me that much, they are nice because they have some fun lines but they are so 2dimensional (in the bad way) that they dont hold up at all. But that doesnt matter, you have enough for a waifuwar and enough to last the 10 or so hours it takes to play it all.

I liked the first cast more than this one though. These are all alternative, while the old cast was more mainstream, like the girls you see in those teen movies.

I like it because it was the first anime-ish game I ever played and it made me feel like I was doing something bad/naughty. It also helps that I was usually drinking while playing it, and it was played on my first computer since I spent most of my life without a computer.

Looking back, the game sucks ass.

Jesus how old are you

>>huniepop
> year old fuckable catgirl
>huniepop 2
>>>>>>arab woman

there's a chance but I doubt it since steam is selling evenicle

HuniePop 2's art looks a lot more polished than the first and closer resembles japanese artists imo

Oh, the horror! That game that can be summarized with "It's a porn game, but you have to play candy crush and complete quizzes to get to the porn bits" isn't going to be on Steam! Whatever shall we do?!

I wonder what the first game I played that allowed me to be bad/naughty was.
Ah here we go

I don't think I've ever played an anime game that allowed me to be bad though.
In Huniepop, you're just fulfilling your role in a world of stacies, veronicas and rebeccas. You're not making the world worse, you're not making the girls' lives or personalities worse, you're caught in the same boat as everyone else and you're enjoying the ride on the way down the river.
Enjoying the ride means fucking them all btw.

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>My game about getting various girls naked DEFINITELY ISN'T PORN, MOM!

27, never had a computer as I said, except for a shitty w95 when I was a kid, with no internet access

>drinking
>no computer
>no internet
jesus communism is brutal

>I told you mom, IT'S A COMPUTER VIRUS! I WAS TRYING TO DELETE IT WHEN YOU WALKED IN!

Actually I'm American lol, my parents just didn't buy me shit

nobody wants to actually just buy porn games, only reason they sell on steam is for ironic weeaboos to flaunt them epicly and get anime steam backgrounds from badges

>americans
>tolerating hair on women
retarded projecting europoor

You can be American and still be communist. Just support universal basic income and restrictions on hate speech.

It's a weird double standard, but being so against hair as we are, we also have the most slobs and mixed-race mutant females with chest hair, facial hair, etc., I say that as an American

won't you play with me

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The porn bits are the worst part of the game, desu. The Bejeweled shit is unironically fun.

You look underaged, so no.

He never denied that it was porn. Why are you getting into arguments with people that already agree with you?

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I remember one like Steam called Steamy, but I have not heard about it in years and last I checked it only had Patreon Pre-Alpha games on it so, no catalog

The first is very addictive and fun. It's actually totally fine. Don't expect deep characters or great story. Not saying the story or characters are bad, but this isn't Planescape Torment. It's quite fun.

>Why are you getting into arguments with people that already agree with you?
Because I really enjoy being hostile and angry and if there aren't anybody around who I DISagree with, then someone who I agree with will have to do!

You look underaged, so yes

You should be dragged into the street and executed for having such absolute dogshit tastes.

>Not wanting to put up with people screaming in public spaces about how we should "kill all the kikes and shitskins before they can taint the glorious Caucasian Master race" makes you a commie

It's just your standard EOP trash. Probably one of the worst VNs I've ever played, and by far both the worst implementation of a mini-game and the worst dating sim I've played if you don't count newgrounds trash.

>He's not denying it's porn
>Has "porn" in quotation marks in his post, which implies that he doesn't think it qualifies as actually being porn

I wonder.
Planescape Torment had the fucking BEST Evil route in any videogame I've played.
You aren't just being destructive or loot-hungry.
You're manipulating people's emotions so that the only options available to them are to do what you want, or to be trapped in suffering.
That is tippy top tier evil.
Are there any dating games that allow you to be evil in this manner?
I was hoping that Teaching Feeling would be like that, but Sylvie just fucking dies if you try it, which is bullshit.

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Super Seducer.

>hurting sylvie

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Subverse will be banned or censored to death

it's ok not everyone can handle her

>3d
Ah. Well thank you for the recommendation anyway, but it's not what I'm after.

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WHEN THE FUCK IS IT EVEN COMING OUT

I didn't want to hurt her. I wanted to train her and discipline her. Pain is a necessary step, but it is not an end, merely a means.
Unfortunately she fucking dies. You're meant to play that game like a complete fucking beta male who would NEVER harm or *gasp* dare I say it DISRESPECT a woman!
Trash game. I'm sure Sylvie herself is a wonderful person but the game just doesn't let you treat her like an actual person would be.

shut up ignus. You keep your hands away from my daughteru

its obviously a joke and the dev is a douche

Aight.
Can I keep my Madotsuki tho?

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They look like complete shit but in the full body pictures, some of them are a lot better.

huniepop.fandom.com/wiki/HuniePop_2

Having said that, they're still worse than the first one.

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>Spend all that dosh modding your wife into a decent trophy and she goes and fucks someone else anyway
Would be sad if not hilarious.

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Why are they all thick with big tits, just give us variety like the first game

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More likely to be a stupid tattoo.

It's like those old flash sim date games mixed with bejeweled.

sure

Not that funny, ironic? yeah. Hilarious? not really.

No audrey no buy

well if hte man tries to divorce hes gonna get raped in court anyway

>Why does everything have to be some generic semi-fat girl with big boobs?
There are more plebeians than there are patricians. Someone's gotta cater to the dumb masses. This has always been the case.

>Replying to yourself with a strawman

Yeah, La Ruina is a creep who fancies himself a silver-tongued ladies man

Who would do that? Just go on the internet and erect strawmen?

Dungeon Keeper made me hate EA with all my guts.

DROP THE P, SEE I DELIVER IMP SLAPS.

I don't buy games on Steam, I use GOG.