Kids these days with the pokemans and the fortknights

wow thanks dude

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>Gamer fuel threads

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STOP

The shirt always makes me smile.

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lol

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>pic related is from 1982

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the way dad is sitting at the bed always disturbs me

>"crummy"
>"pokemon creatures"
>"pokemon go characters"
You can tell these people haven't interacted with a real human child in lik 30+ years

dont

More like they're desperately trying to convince themselves that they didn't completely fuck up their children by pretending it's normal and relatable to have kids that are braindead retards.

Dont what?

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>tfw not creative enough to own a fedlra and leap to my death

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stop that right now

The perspective is all fucked. Everything seems to be floating above the mattress, and the chair is behind the bed for some reason.

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DELETE THIS

creative people are racist colonial oppressors confirmed

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jokes on him I did both as a kid

I'm going to put up a I

>all creative people wear fedoras
Really makes you think.

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what the fuck...

>not the edit

this but unironically

Delete what?

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Ah yes pokemon creatures! Haha! I sure love browsing the interwebz on my personal computer/tablet. Haha. Twitter and Minecraft.
Haha

e-edit? what edit?

>creative people look at cats and see Jerry Seinfeld

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Woah..

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I find solace in the knowledge that everyone, from all walks of life, unanimously and relentlessly shat on each and every one of these.

DONT

MODS

youtube.com/watch?v=vwaiyjh1dGk

>creatives don't know how to relax and take things slow
That's kinda sad.

MOOOOOOOODS, JANNIES, ANYONE
CLEAN THIS FAGGOTS

kys

i love this since its literally the npc meme

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Minimum effort comic talking about creative people while copy pasting the same face onto the only 2 characters in the drawing

SHUT UP SHUT UP I WANT TO SEE THIS

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STOP

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based

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Yea Forums's chocolate bar sure does taste good! Too bad its the last one.

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It makes me happy to know that despite all tbe shitposting all of Yea Forums can cime together to shit on bad political comics by boomers.

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>"creative" people
>everything they do looks like they traced Disney characters

very creative

NO

Holy shit, fucking kill yourself.

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why is the style exactly the same despite having different artists
even their signatures are functionally the same, just different names

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i love how ordinary people have more variety on looks meanwhile the creative all look the same, what an ironic message

damn we truly live in a society...

why won't the millennials do a capitalism like we did?? aha because they cannot book

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Why is everything in a political comic always labeled?

I bet the discord trannys are behind this

i just want to water a FUCKING flower

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didnt sears go out of business

Jokes on you fatty, I don't give a shit about sweets.

>creative people are racist
lol
fucking lol, garrison is turning into dees

Because kids don't know what books are, apparently.

Not yet but i give them like,,,,eight months

I lol on your suffering.

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>people who make political cartoons are decades out of touch
wow no shit lol

Yeah because their stores sucked, they were late to selling stuff online, and their corporate HQ restructured because one of the execs masturbated to Ayn Rand, copied her, and everything immediately fell apart

I don't know, but it's mildly amusing.

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>ordinary people
>creative people

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Why the fuck is the chair behind the bed?

I always forget Triple Q does art. I like their songs.

I'm not american, so my main knowledge of Sears is that the lingerie section of the catalog was the boomer fap material of choice.
Since my brain is fucked, I didn't read the whole comic, and chuckled thinking he was ashamed, remembering that the reason he loved getting the sears catalog was so he could jerk off.
I feel like my initial reading is significantly funnier than the actual meaning.

heh this is nothing personal

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They're so deep(shitty) that most people wouldn't understand what they were looking at if they didn't label anything.

>tfw we will never get a Disney Nasheed

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>suit
>tie
>remote
lol, they even nailed garrison's anime trump style

Wait what are you doing?!

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wait a second that's not what I meant

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Oh... I thought it was something dangerous! Like removing a finger! Well back to chocolate...
>Eating pussy sounds

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP

I jerked off to it until we finally got proper internet in 1998

That and Victoria's secret

>Likes
>Mydad
>Dislikes
>Divorces
Oddly wholesome but still degeneracy.

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YOU TOOK MY ONLY FOOD
AND NOW IM GONNA STARVE

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He forgot to draw the gears and cogs on War Inc.

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>Fat american only reads catalogs daydreaming about more consumption

Fucking kek, based zoomer

You are right. Sears didn't carry anything that a kid would care about back then. They didn't have much of a toy department and they mostly carried hardware, some electronics, appliances and clothes The only reason to spend hours looking at it was to find that one bra that was slightly see through, or panties that weren't up to the belly button.
This guy is as dishonest as he is unfunny and cranky. All my boomer friends and I look back on those faps with fondness. Then we talk about how the internet has made it too easy on kids these days. You should have to work to find boobs when you're 12.

i love water

Apart from Lincolns Birthplace could you really call these historical places?

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Mount Rushmore yeah
but the other two nah

Why the hell is the well at the top of a hill?
It's such a bad place to put one, water will have a hard time collecting there and the inconvenience of the hill makes water collecting dangerous, as Jack found out to his cost.

don't forget their so called "smart" phones, or dumb phones as I call them

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fucking waterfags just use tap water lmao, pokemon gang rise up

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>buy your kids phones
>don't buy your kids books
>whine about how your kids play games instead of reading books
boomers are shit.

>water will have a hard time collecting there
?
that's not an issue because wells use ground water

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IM NOT DONE!

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LOL

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yeah fuck the government for trying to keep us from dying of diseases that were virtually eradicated 20 years ago

>import unhygenic third world minorities
>they create filthy environs where disease thrives
>use it to force whites to vaccinate

This soesn't make sense.

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No parent that gives their kid a phone is going to be reading to them. What an out of touch cornball cartoonist blaming the victim instead of the shitty parents

Out of all the shit to be upset over he chooses the sears catalog?

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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seek professional help

Finally, an "old good new bad" comic I can agree with

>virtually
You mean completely.

you think that's bad
look at where the edge of the bed is and where the dad is sitting

thanks doc

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what is this comic trying to say?
i am trying and i fucking cannot make sense of it

>government creates problem, offers solution in the form of taking more control, age old trick
>NO OUR GOVERNMENT IS BENEVOLENT YOU'RE CRAZY

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Thanks reddit.

Selfies bad

The anti-tech comics are extremely stupid because they are a drawn contradiction.

Listen, "artist", the only reason anyone views your shitty comics its thanks to the social media culture and fast spread of information. In a past society only the most skillful artists would have any visibility to the general population and you would be working the fields instead of drawing your stupid opinions on the Internet.

I laughed

I wouldn't say completely, they had to come back from somewhere

Hasn't mercury been taken out of vaccines for years? And anyways, the amount of mercury in vaccines is less than you get from eating some fish.

I never understood why mercury was such a fixation for anti-vaxxers. There is a lot to complain about in the vaccination industry. Lots of corruption, lots of abuse of trust (namely: Flu vaccines almost never work, yet people trust vaccines so they pay for them), failure to properly test safety regulations, and other more complicated and difficult topics

BUT NOPE MERCURY!!!!!!!!

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Why did they made Boomer wolf so fucking hot?

I wonder if these people ever heard about the Pompeii archaic shitposting.

I understand that kids nowadays are retarded, but come on man. No kid actually thinks a book or a magazine is a phone. My 3 year old nephew knows the difference between a book and a fucking phone.

>they should have been fetching bottle caps
>they should have been fetching baseball cards
This doesn't read as cynically as it seems at first glance when you consider it's a pretty cross-generational sentiment. Who knows if that was the author's intent though.

yes user, you are crazy.

>library
>thousands of movies

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>library that has thousands of movie

why isn't sheila wearing any shoes?

>In a past society only the most skillful artists would have any visibility to the general population and you would be working the fields instead of drawing your stupid opinions on the Internet
I agree with your general sentiment but this is incorrect. Before the internet, these people just did their shitscribbles for tabloid rags instead.

>thousands

how about millions you dumb bitch.

Yeah, that's pretty fucking nuts.

Why did boomers hate PokemonGo so much? There were so many of these comics about PokemonGo

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because mercury made hatmakers go crazy
mercury bad

cute brown girls should show off their cute brown feet

NEW THING BAD

BOOKS GUD
TECNOLOGI BAD

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY TAKE A PICTURE OF PAUL FUCKING BUNYAN? HOLY SHIT

I can access nearly any book I want through my kindle and it even fits my jacket pockets

Remember when people threw fits over the idea of Libraries having movies in them?
I could probably find some equally out of touch boomer comic on the subject.

based grandson

Too poor

So the girl is the dumbest and the one who uses her phone the most?
That's sexist.

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What kind of fucking prick kids bragged about their grades?

That would probably get your ass alienated and beat at most schools.

it was the only game popular enough for them to actually know existed
if some gachashit like fate grand order was maybe 10 or 20 times as popular in the US, there'd be comics about little girls dressing up as king arthur

I thought this was some electoral college bullshit but then I realized it's just more boomer bitching

Because these boomer newspaper comics are the single most bottom of the barrel devoid of originality comics known to man

all 3 of them should fuck tbqh

You're in a coma. Please wake up.

Because it's something they actually know the name of. They're too lazy to do the slightest bit of research, and since they know their audience is too, they don't dare reference anything else.

Now we're talking

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Anybody have the rest of this guys comics? They're a fucking riot

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*AHEM*
FUCK BOOMERS.
Feels good when they die each passing year.

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Pretend it's soi then.

Might be different in india.

There's still mercury in vaccines. But less than you'd find in a can of Tuna

someone make a loss edit please

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I can't prove it, but I feel this is /trash/'s fault

AHAHAHA

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Feminism was a mistake.

But Sears went out of business because they're retards who didn't think the internet was worth investing in
Sears could have been what Amazon is today if they just made a website and moved online.
It's literally the opposite of this comic. What this boomer wants is what actually killed Sears

>Convince me getting mad at the fads of younger generations isn’t ultimately motivated entirely by the fear of death.

Fear of change and society changing around them mostly Not death per se.

Libraries suck shit. I'm currently in college (went back after every job I got out of highschool sucks) and English professor is a luddite who hates all phones and technology (past typing out your essay, at least) and forces us to find physical books for sources in our writing.

The only problem is that the school library has a horrible selection of books, and so does literally every local library need me. There are topics I want to write about but can't because they don't have any books on the subjects. Almost all the books are 20-30+ years old. You have trouble finding books on any contemporary topic.

All in all, fuck libraries.

>can't believe I fought in Nam for this bullshit

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What is this from?

>there'd be comics about little girls dressing up as king arthur
Isn't that technically very "progressive"?

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got his ass

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>im-fucking-plying
Kids will play outside if they have a place to play in. If they don't play outside, it's because they don't have a fucking playground or park or because boomers keep yelling at them to stop making so much noise.

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Is this an edit?

>american animation
lol

come the fuck on man I was eating

unironically fapped to this when I first watched it

big nose, on jewflix

The dad is hot.

Didn't the boomer zoomer meme start on Yea Forums?

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>Switch controllers
This is more perfect than it should be.

Literally my nephew makes me rage

Nope. It was /biz/.

Chuckled

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that stalin looks so comfy

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In 1970 my neighborhood and state weren't 90% niggers like it is today. I would never let my kid play outside unless I lived in Vermont, New Hampshire, or rural Wisconsin or something.

Heh.

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Or because the boomers got rid of the park / playground to build a parking lot.

Are these Abbos?

>loli is okay when the west poorly draws it

Everything about who you are disgusts me

Is this about Centreism?

this mind set sickens
i hate my body
but thats why i try to improve it
maybe i'll never be happy with my body but id rather that then being delusional and thinking being a skinny fat loser is sexy

The Ordinary Girl is pretty cute.

This one is the worst of all, as in, I remember it out of nowhere during the day and get angry.
The boomer puts in his own comic that the last time he remembered Sears existed was when he read the catalogue, he wasn't ever a client there his whole life. But the fault for them going out of business is because kids and teenagers (their main clients?) aren't smart enough to interact with printed media.

>Parents always tell me about all the fun shit they did as kids and how amazing it was
>Forbid me from doing any of the same stuff
PHONES BAD

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Thank God, I want to enjoy sorting through thousands of index cards to find books that don't have the information I need about the report I'm doing.

kind of accurate

because modern political cartoonists are usually bad at symbolism.

He deserves it for not having his phone on fucking silence

knowing that turns me on

blessed

it's about skub

This has to be satire

Stay hydrated

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Nope, Kelly is serious.

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>white kid and black kid team up to beat long nose kid
redpilled

>Not recognizing Kelly

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All true but the consequences of the phone ringing at inconvenient times aren't as drastic as the comic makes out

The kid has a big nose.

To this day I have no clue what the St. Louis Arch is.

I

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What the actual fuck?
Sorry I don't live in America

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WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>implying yesterday youth didnt bullied him for being a newspaper nerd

I had a dream the other night that I became a sheriff and bitch slapped a sassy gay man who was my secretary because he said I wasn't qualified. I then sped off in a motorboat into the sunset. What does it mean?

Why do boomers hate cell phones and pokemon so much?

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>Sorry I don't live in America
And?

>Sorry I don't live in America
We've been having kelly daily on this board for ages.
Welcome, be sure to lurk a lot before you post!

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So why would I recognise some American boomer cartoonist?

That's probably a good thing.

Why put the well as far away from the groundwater as possible? Do the kids get their upper body workouts from hauling the water up an extra several dozen feet?

>and yet you came into a library to ask me that question
I was drawn standing right here you fuck

wait whats wrong with fluoride? isn't it just for desinfection?

>Sorry Im a fucking newfag
fixd

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NOOOOOOOO LEAVE KNUCKLES OUT OF THIS

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It's a monument dedicated to the westward expansion of the United States, and just generally a tourist attraction because it's a big fuckin arch.

>The library exists so people could come by to ask why it exists
Glad my tax dollars are put to good use.
Jealousy in their old age. They already got the greatest culture boom in American and they still want more

>in fact the whole season
but during the stone age

fixed

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>Showed a kid Super Mario World
>Told me he saw it before
>Said he saw it in a museum

is this some kind of clarissa shit or what's going on

Keep digging yourself into a bigger hole, you fucking moron. How fucking new are you?

i'm calling the police

Furries could be used as fuel in furnaces to generate electricity but instead they are allowed to live and draw this shit.

One day we will be the old man

>Creative people have schizophrenia

>Boomer can only bring up his conscription as his accomplishment
>no one cares but he feels the need to bring it up anyway
Every time.

kek

It's the equivalent of tumblr art of the 80's and 90's.

>He doesn't go into these specific threads so he must be new
OK

I'd go to that museum.

I dont get it? He literally provides zero arguments for libraries

Did you tell him
>"Yeah it does belong it a musuem, it's a great game"

Does she get raped?

>chain
>clearly shackles

wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait did someone fucking edit this comic into the perspective that it was originally parodying? fucking hell

I wanna fuck Tootie.

>He doesn't
Yes you are thanks for accepting that

Seriously lurk some more fag

The well was put on the hill for the narrative purpose of making jack and jill fall the fuck down.

Is the joke that it's a grown man who's a piss fetishist in a flower suit?

>specific threads
lol, its not even that, its like you've never been on the internet before

>not a single woman with this mindset would date a lower than an 8/10 man

At least they love water!

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I certainly didn't, please inform me.

Or do you mean those old wall writings we had few threads about long time ago? Especially the one about guy saying he loves Chie.

DON'T CLICK IT, IT'S TIANMAN SQUARE

AHHHHHH

Oh dang did we finally get a sequel to OFTB?

people tend to copy what is popular

I fucking love water bros

So the writer is a child-hating sadist.

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Did you know that Spongebob came out in 1999
That's a full 20 years
Did you know that the Nintendo DS came out in 2004
That's a full 15 years ago
Did you also know that My Little Pony Friendship is magic came out in 2010
That's a full 9 years ago

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good taste

YEAH FUCK NATURE, MY CREATIVITY IS THE SUZERAIN OF ALL LIFE NOTHING MUST TAKE A FORM THAT I DO NOT APPROVE AND RENDER TO MY LIKING!

You better use a burn heal for that one, user.

Sure. I mean most nursery rhymes and old fairy tales are about children getting fucked up.

>can legally fuck the concept of azumanga
neat

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>the now woman looks like an ugly unkempt slag
Based author

I think that's what he was referring to. Romans had good shitposting taste, I'm sure they would've loved creating a Yea Forums of their own.

There's people like this unironically tho, my little sister is one of them and she wonders why she gets fucking bullied lmao.

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I'm not liking this whole "time" thing

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is this the worter thread?

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We already are. Just look at how mad people get about little kids doing Fortnite dances.

Not really and they're all shit. Rushmore especially, there are so much cooler places to be in the Black Hills and the surrounding area is one big Boomer tourist trap wonderland. Worst unit in the Park Service.

The kid was like 4, and he actually liked SMW and watched me play for a half hour. He was just stating it as a fact. There was some museum piece on the history of video games.

It's more like the games I grew up with are literaly museum pieces that gets to me.

Is there porn of her?

Why do these cartoonist think kids have no clue what the fuck a book is?

This image was made 3 years ago

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I want to punch that show's artstyle.

>that shirt
Fuck I want that shirt

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go on

It's from a depressing Danish animated film called Princess. The girl's mom (the guy's sister) was a porn star who died and now he's gotta take care of her. When he finds out that the kid was sexually abused he goes on a revenge-driven killing spree.

>showed 2 kids an NES game that ran on an arcade machine for some reason
>they told me that having to use my hands made it a toy
>a babies toy

This reminded me of the Greenpeace defacing the Nazca lines thing.

>no thanks, I don't want cookies, I only drink WATER
Waterfags exposed as fatties

They all look 56% to me.

This. Not only normal boomers but general rules are different too. My father did all the shit he wanted outside everyday, during my time you couldn't even walk over grass because you're hurting flowers and everything is owned by someone so you can't climb trees either, you can't do fucking anything, everything is evil so the only thign you can still do is gaming.

Why did they swap pants?

I know, I watched it.
That ending.

>Carrying both a cellphone and blackberry
>Carrying a psp and a fucking gameboy
>Having a camera (unless you aim to take actual good pictures in which case you better carry a big one)

There are good reasons for libraries existing though.

THOSE FUCKERS

I'm sure people who are okay with their bodies need to let the whole world know that they're okay with it.

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>KIDS DONT GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY ANYMORE!
>Kid goes out and plays Pokemon go
>THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Mention 37

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Which is why its hilarious how that comic fails to mention a single one of them

at least he has something to bring up

Food twitter is best twitter.

So, editorial cartoonists are unfunny preachy idiots?

I used to work for Office Depot many years ago and had to split time between two stores for a while, my store and one that was closing to help with the liquidation. Worth noting it was in a small Appalachian town.

People would come in all the fucking time and complain about "another store going out of business" in town and try to blame everyone but their own fucking selves. If they MAYBE, POSSIBLY shopped their own store then MAYBE it would have stayed open. I saw their income reports; the whole reason corporate pulled the plug was because they weren't selling enough. In fact they were hemorrhaging money because the store manager let employees reorder supplies for the store rather than confirm what needed to be ordered rather than order five times the amount they needed every week, but that's not important.

Man fuck those people. And fuck Office Depot too, thank god I got out of that shithole.

Back in the 90s, Boomers were convinced that Pokemon was another fad like Tamagotchis or Pogs that would fade away within months. Instead, it not only persisted, but reemerged in pop culture yet again thanks to an unholy alliance with the Boomer's other sworn enemy, the smart phone.

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Remember to bike.

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Funny enough, the only people who ever bothered me with private photos were BOOMERS. Every fucking boomer will annoy you with their 70 photos of their travel to Italy from 1986 sooner or later and nobody cares about this shit, especially since they barely even talk about the cities they have visited. It's just 70 photos of their smiling faces in front of some monument or something.

Yknow what I hate? Not paying out the ass to see a bunch of pictures that i'm not even sure look any good.
There's literally one analog film development place in my town and it charges a shitload.

isn't the original comic talking about dick size? or was it an edit?

There was a Pokemon fad in that the first relase was this massive craze, and it's never gotten as big as that again.

Pokemon had the backing of Nintendo, and they kept making sequels to keep it going. So it never went away.

ーhave sex

I remember a 1997 20/20 segment about the Pokémon card game turning kids into gamblers.

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deep. Very deep

what is the endgame of these people?

>Dislikes: Divorces

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my cousin groped my calves at christmas and said they were freakishly large already, no thanks

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Your professor is literally a retard. Give me his e-mail so I can call him a retard.

I'm glad my dad grew out of his hate phone phase and now has one. He changed his mind when he found out he could read his car manual online.

Jewish writers and creators. Really makes me think.

This but unironically

It was, what I got from it is that the author was angry that people are attacked for being sensitive to criticism about their weight so they made it about dick size, literally the most sensitive subject on the planet.

It's time to let that front slap you in the face and ride off into the distance. Be your true self. You're the secretary.

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No i'm pretty sure I decide how to use my phone. But thanks anyway

people's phones going off during concerts (actual concerts not rock band bullshit) is pretty obnoxious though

does that mean he made a persona?

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Statues are sentient and your heretical pictures offend them.

Top artwork

I've only ever seen the sonic edit.

She wants your dick.

Why /pol/ has to being Jews to everything thread?

Did you bang her, Calvin?

poor bastard didn't even have a walkman?

Imagine having BDSM fantasies with your phone

To make money off of a really shitty show that idiots are forced to claim they like for political style points.

>Can't even spell Bjork properly

ok but why does it have 2 faces

and then you posed as your son to stop him from getting arrested and bought a sports almanac, right

>most boomers I know are pants on head retarded
Even the worst teens I knew have learned more by playing shittons of games than the few things boomers still remember from school, if they learned anything back then in the first place. Hell my parents were already lost when I showed them my homework from the sixth class.

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I mean it probably was the original intent, I'll never know.

Have you ever been ridiculed for a physical trait, user?

>VERSUS
>FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM [vs. 30]

I dislike this drawing. Throughout my regular day this drawing pops into my head and I think about how the child would pronounce "pokemon creatures" with a cracking, halting, nasally voice, and the smug smile of satisfaction the man who drew it must've had when he also imagined the boy's voice speaking of these things he doesn't understand, not realizing that it was a parody of itself in how over the top it was in its boomer-esque humor. I know that I shouldn't think so much about this comic as a 31yo working in management with a paid off house and a loving spouse, but it just keeps coming back.

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The Palm Pilot is even more out of place imo

Notice how Bjork and Beck were big in the 90's, so his pop culture reference is like 25 years fucking old. Those are only big with 90's kids (who are basically middle aged now) or hipsters who like 90's rock. ACTUAL tweens and 20's kids are listening to modern music.

makes me feel bad because big mouth was exactly my kind of humor

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I did 8 miles yesterday and biked to work today.

>dog ears
Only niggers do that shit, just make a bookmark.

There's a famous statue.

>my e-reader/phone has access to a million books and a billion websites with any information that I could ever need or dream of, has a search function, bookmarks and much more
>you stupid kids libraries with limited resources are superior xD

Me IRL

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>Dog earing pages

I fucking hope you get by a bus, Maria.

All of those benefits still get squished when I can carry 300 books on my kindle, which also doesn't have pop up ads or glare, leaving battery as the only downside.

>makes me feel bad because big mouth was exactly my kind of humor

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>Dog ears
Who does that? Most triggering thing ITT, boomers can't even boom right and preserve their books

why does it end at 32 seconds?

>balding

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Stop being boring

actually that is pretty funny, should be an edit where he recalls fapping to sears and then the kid is thumbing the pages like "this shit sucks, where's the THICC?"

>boomers
>preserving a goddamn thing
>ever
lol

Not that I can really remember. A friend of mine once called me chicken legs so i relentlessly made fun of his weight, but that was in like, 1997.

She let her phone get to 2% battery, she's obviously not very smart.

Dog ears are okay for newspapers, magazines, cookbooks, and instruction/repair books, but I agree it is a heinous crime to do so with anything else, especially novels, and double especially hardcover novels.

it's from the Onion

Reminds me of my girlfriend. She always forgets something and then it's one big fucking meltdown while she panics.

>Dog ears
If I first is gonna buy a proper book I actually want it to stay in good shape
>Beach
Reversed for cheap pocket books youre literally throwing away anyway

>graduation photos
>newborn photos
>same roll of film
His parents only took ~12 pictures of him over the course of his entire childhood.

CHARGED
CALLED
TEXTED
AIRPLANE MODED

None of the girls in this comic have their eyes open

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>They forgot to block bittorrent

Anybody else want to fuck that bunny?

Nah, I am into aliens.

Americans have no right to complain about anime when they make this shit.

deep

Based.

What about alien bunnies?

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Nice thumbnail, asshole.

How do we stop this from happening?

This one's actually funny tho.

Haha what if they all fucked, haha! That'd be real funny, r-right?

Anyone got the comics with the black couple that’s always about abortion or infantcide.

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just like niggers, but if we say it un public it's ""problematic""

What about the two lanes are for bikes only?

She's a basic bitch

i used to think these comics were hilarious but clearly i mustve been fucking retarded

Two left feet?

I actually thought the joke was this too what the fuck

Look up the names and histories, not that hard. But you won't because you deny the truth like a good lil npc.

>I fought in nam for this
Pretty sure he fought in nam for corporate interests. Also he didn't do it well enough, because they fucking lost.

As a teacher I think it’s cute to see the kids have interests like roblox and Minecraft but Fortnite is kinda where I draw the line at least for younger kids anyway. An impressionable child probably shouldn’t play shooting games or at least be monitored by parents

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memes.com

I love Basic Bitch.

Or because Boomers called the fucking cops because they weren't chained to an adult lmao
Day of the staircase soon

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>She's a basic bitch

This is an actual basic bitch.

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>store manager let employees reorder supplies for the store rather than confirm what needed to be ordered
The only reason the manager exists and he fuck it up.

her plainness only makes me more aroused

BUY SKYRIM FOR YOUR WATCH

i was expecting
>ordinary people: "Meow purr prr"
>creative people: C'mon user, fuck me, no one has to know...i'll never tell if you don't, tee hee

fucking relics

eyebrow game on fleek

>Vermont
So they can get assaulted by the local junkie, run over by Transplant von Newyorkerberg in their giant crossover or followed by some female boomer creature who spergs the fuck out when anyone below the age of 40 is in their view?
Vermont is the least youth friendly state on the planet. There's a reason everyone I know left as soon as high school was over.

kek

r/waterniggas

Sometimes I wonder if my distaste for mumble rap and Fortnite makes me an old Boomer. I would argue they are objectively shit but I know that's exactly what Boomers say about everything they hate.

>show centered around the awkwardness of boys and girls going through puberty
>preaches body acceptance
>LMAOO SJW

y i k e s

Boomers may hate everything, but those are objectively shit.

you realized that now, user.
you've grown, and im proud of you.

But Boomers hate everything that came after them. For them Dark Souls, Fortnite and Pokemon are basically the same thing and evil.

The way I see it is not liking the new trend is fine, but when you start getting mad that kids are into whatever the newest trend is when you cross into boomerville

I find them funny, but because it has come full circle.
Its attempt to be funny and failing so hard is funny. I doubt that was the author's intention, and that makes it even more funny.

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How much should Yea Forums cround fund to get inuitinua to do nude photo shoot?

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kek putting your signature in something this shitty

I hate a good 80% of vidya released after 2010, am I a boomer?
Also fuck off Joot I'm not buying a pass no matter how many captchas you make me solve today holy fuck.

Nah you’ve just been here long enough to give into Yea Forums‘s groupthink. they are shit though

pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.html

We did it at my school, or I and a few others did, but it was a competitive school, and only a few kids did it, one of them being me back when I gave a shit.

Specifically I did it to fuck with this girl who was really annoying and liked to fuck with people in "smart" ways. We both were academically successful in school and so it was sort of a rivalry, though she probably wanted to win more than I did desu.

I remember the first time she ever really failed, it was a chem class that I failed a lot too. I remember she was sitting outside of the class after school, probably on the verge of tears. If I were to do it over, I'd have gone over, picked her up, hugged her, and told her everything would be alright, before we would drop the years of fake fighting and tension and kiss passionately, starting a successful relationship that would have bloomed as we both proceeded to succeed in our careers through the desire to outdo the other.

Instead I just gave her some water.

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*dies of malaria*

>pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti from Pompeii.htm
am tarded, heres fix

>stockphotos of kids living in an environment riddled by diseases, aids and poverty
>people actually "liking" that shit, on Twitter, with their PC or smartphones
The irony is killing me internally.

Your library doesn't have movies? I watched Total Recall on DVD just last year.

What are you going to do, bap me?

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>All the children in this picture died of dysentery before they turned 12

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No that’s just a normie. Basic birches are still attractive because uggos need to get jealous enough to label them as such. Otherwise they’re just under the radar and who cares what they’re doing.

have you ever seen such a punchable tummy?

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>Instead I just gave her some water.
based

Whoa so deep..

>google Gives Me Hope
>website shutdown
Despair wins fuckerrrrrrr

Whats the fluoride meme? Doesn't fluoride help strengthen teeth?

Is this parody or serious? Because I can't even begin to mention how retarded this is.

>gore doesn't make me feel ill but this does

It probably wouldn't be so bad if the art style wasn't absolute garbage.

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I unironically want more of this shit

the original was about men having sensitive egos
then came the dick size one
then came this one

Telling a little girl she's not strange because her breasts are growing asymmetrically is not the same as praising adults for being fat.

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>those guys on the left with their man purses
You know maybe the author is on to something

those jammies look comfortable, I'd probably unironically wear a set of those

Other than the fact that, that newspaper would crumble pretty easily I feel like it would be really tiring holding it up that way

>Dog Ears
Fucking barbarian nigger delete this

Furries are worse than niggers, except when furries are also niggers.

>In a college chemistry course
>Sit in the way back
>Professors hands tests back, I got a 98%
>She's talking about making up the test grades, etc
>Singles me out. "I appreciate nobody on the back row cheating. I know because user was the only one who got an A."
>Everyone else failed
Thanks Professor Asshole

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>living in the perfect climate with beautiful nature around
woah who would've thunk

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muslim communist furry nigger jew discord tranny

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Jesus Christ that's a lot of bukkake

You're just mad you can't win at fighting games.

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this dude puts B^U to shame
he's a local comic book artist they run in my local paper
and it's awful

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(Post)
(Post number)
I (me) don't (contraction of "Do not") see (Verb) the problem with it (Labeling everything).

>rainfrrest
>perfect climate

>learning things you can google

imagine being this boomer

But what's wrong with that? You can get tons of great info at the touch of a hand. Wikipedia has done more to educate people than anything boomers made.

>I never spent time with my kid, educated him on things, been an example for him by reading books or engaging in interesting hobbies myself
>but it's totally technology's fault he's a moron

I hate arguing with boomers that think they know history because they were alive while the thing we're talking about was going on on the other side of the planet, then when you want to prove it to them by showing sources they pull the whole TECHNOLOGY BAD shtick.

This. Humid heat is horrible, can't stand it

>Those mouths

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