How do we bring players back to overwatch?

By giving everyone a bikini/speedo skin

Itsfundamentally flawed from the base design, from the get go. because blizzard didnt know what they wanted to make in the first place.
Unless you radically change the entire base of the game. its not happening.

It's beyond salvaging, honestly. I don't even think making it F2P would be enough.

This, turn the payload into an aphrodisiac bomb.

school uniforms for all the girls with modeled detailed pantsu that change by day of the week

Remove faggot 76

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Balance the fucking game. Blizzard balance does not work and has never worked long term. Killing off the usefulness of classes/players is one of the main reasons people left WoW.

free mercy gfs for all new and returning players.

You don't. Too few characters and maps were added. The only thing keeping it alive was the porn and loot boxes and now people are bored of that too.

Not enough emphasis on needing good aim, healing being way stronger than damage in most cases and barriers practically being essential to good team compositions. They tried to apply the holy trinity to a shooter and, to no one's surprise, it made it play like shit.

I NEED TO BREED PHARAH

>condom
lol nope
Pharah is for BREEDING

Make it a battle royale

I really wish that game didn't die so it would have more porn

I want to kiss this area

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Are you retarded?
Of course its nothing like TF2
>Movesped is mostly normalized
>Map movement is severely limited by blizzard rather than the players ability (meaning you can´t find secret spots or use game mechanics for movement , the ones that were found were removed or nerfed to the ground, maps also have invisibile limits everywhere, meaning you can´t stand on something unless blizzard wants you to, you will slide down even if its a flat surface)
>Theres no Ammo Packs and no ammo in general, there theres no reason to let go of the fire button.
>Game is severely based around who presses their ultimate button better, not player skill since characters can get ENTIRELY SHUT DOWN by other characters by simply pressing a key.
>Moba like mindset for both abilities, to achieve objectives and player roles.
>Game "Rewards" solo plays with play of the game, or medals, when the only way to succeed is using teamwork, since you pretty much can do shit by yourself. thats fucked up and im surprised nobody pointed that out yet.
>Winning pretty much requires you to stack heals, regen and shields.
>despite being a "shooter" , the shooting part is secondary since your abilities (which most arent targeted anyway) are the only ones capable of doing big impact on the game.
>shields up the ass
>damage character get their shooting mechanics nerfed in favor of abilities and some get neglected all together because they are "broken" (Widowmaker)

by making more old ana porn

Kick Jeff from Blizzard.

let me say nigger in chat

>Not using up a whole box of condoms and still keep going

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MAKE ALL GILS STRAIGHT

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private servers
server lists
modding

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>They tried to apply the holy trinity to a shooter and, to no one's surprise, it made it play like shit.
This sums it up pretty well. It's an MMO inspired arena FPS, actually born out of an aborted MMO project. The entire game is built around massed team battles with everyone filling very specific roles and doing very specific things with both skill and strategy being boiled down to timing of activating abilities.

Give the characters actual character. And I'm not talking about ""character"" like "the walking animations look so good!" or "everyone has an iconic silouette". Every saturday morning cartoon has that, but they aren't winning a Pulitzer soon.

remake overwatch, eliminate half the heroes, turn all heroes into dps heroes somehow, even mercy

oh and never add in new heroes, focus more on maps, itd be fine if you guys werent brain dead monkeys but since youre incapable of proper balance no more new heroes for you

God she's perfect.

adding in more heroes will only create bloat and more problems

Sad to say but that shit is dead. Blizzard fucked up by releasing more and more shit characters no one asked for.

more lewd Mei cosplayers

This. The fact I cant duck into a funserver that isnt just "random character on death" whenever I feel like it really kills the game. Would it really be so wrong to have an orange server or a death run server or nude mods?

Reminder about based user from yesterday posting a Mega with Hidori Rose's videos
mega.nz/#F!AFph3Q7Q!KUwiDLSTDUGIEI9O8q2tdw

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Why do "chill servers" exist

Thanks for the sex, homie.

>ha ha i'm gonna blur this image and turn it into a CA mess that makes me a good artist
cringe

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serious question, what does this mean?

What the fuck are you on about

fuck off tranny

I want to GROPE Mei!

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hi retardeyes

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He's complaining about chromatic aberration.

Man you cant be this dumb.
fucking americans i swear.

I wish I couldn't see it

I would dive dick first in that ass

A co-op campaign mode.
That really needs to be included. I couldn't care about online play anymore with this, it's become so boring. The last time I had fun was destroying hordes of robots in co-op.

Chromatic aberation the lensflare of digital artists. Tasteless hacks use it since theyre unhappy with the result, so instead of improving it, they use effects to compensate.

This game was fucked from the start with the whole rock-paper-scissors character roles.

there's literally nothing wrong with chromatic aberration

by not posting that obese bugwoman that ruined the game

Don't. Just let it die with dignity it has left.

Your eyes are not a camera idiot

>Would it really be so wrong to have an orange server or a death run server or nude mods?

Yes, according to the cocksuckers at Activision. Video game companies want absolute control over their products in the current year. If they let players host their own servers and mod the game, then that means they no longer control the game. They want it to be entirely dependent on them and to be able to pull the plug on it whenever they want, even if it results in unhappy players who can't play the game the way they want to.

See the new Battlefront games by EA for example. As soon as they had a new one ready for release, they pulled the plug on the previous one, all to ensure that people who enjoyed it had no choice but to move on to the sequel.

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Ofc not it's a tool. But most artists don't use it properly.

You can't fuck pixels

Why are there no lewd mods for overwatch yet? Where are the hacker blyats and chinks when you need them?

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A connoisseur. All Overwatch girls are for anal

>Put Total Mayhem in permanent rotation
>Combine Total Mayhem and No Limits

Its the worst parts of tf2
Instead of being able to screw around and pubstomp deathmatch games, they let people play brig, moira, and roadhog
Its worse in all of the other game modes as well

What do you mean? Except adding actual content with actual game value instead of adding characters which makes the whole mess even harder to balance. Or in the worse case, infecting some character with the gays

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Heavily reduce reliance on tanks and healers.
Remove Sombra
Remove Birgitte
Remove Ashe

Probably a large scale update on an expansion level and that will only be a temporary return for players.

I'm casual. Balance doesn't affect me much.
I still struggled when attempting to play 'events' for skins but once there isn't one you want there doesn't feel like there's anything to gain by playing.
Even then you only need the one 'best' skin for your characters so any subsequent skin that isn't as good is just another reason to pass over playing.

People moving on is just natural.

This is the core problem. There is no sense of achievement, nothing you strive to do that has nothing do do with comp rank. There's just no incentive to actually play beyond gold gun skins which look shit

kys idiot

They gave an indirect buff to the most powerful character in the game a while ago and focus more on stopping players from saying mean things than fixing their game, so there's not much hope for the game.

Side boobs?

Quit cashing in on their meme leauge and focus on maintaining the game itself to acceptable quality

Reminder that there hasn't been a single change to Ranked outside of general character balance and (lol) LFG since Season 5

Lucio Oh's are pretty good.

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>some get neglected all together because they are "broken" (Widowmaker)
Widow is probably the most balanced DPS, what are you talking about? She's the only character that rewards mechanical skill in this shitty, shitty game unlike Ashe's easymode firing and AoE spam & Hanzo's tree-trunk sized arrows

>She's the only character that rewards mechanical skill in this shitty, shitty game
Yes, thats why she is broken and gets countered VERY EASILY, since she has no movement compared to every other character, and no health or means to fight back.
also her ult got nerfed to dissapear on death, which is even shittier because its very easy to kill a widowmaker.

Archives event when? I want lore.

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MODS
MODS
MODS
DELETE THESE PORN THREADS

best waifu

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Make it an AO sex game where people fight to last the longest in a giant orgy.

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You can't. It was a good idea but the game just isn't very fun. I fell for the hype and bought it when it first came out but only ended up putting like 10 hours into the game before dropping it.

post more pharah [spolier] double points for breeding/mating press [/spolier]

Eating Lucio Ohs?

>spolier
Kek

>tfw the amount of OW pics and videos of the girls wearing sexy lingerie does not equal the amount of real life girls who like wearing sexy lingerie
You had one job overwatch.

fucking zoomer

there's only one reason i'd come back

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being a luci oh and being eaten by any of them, preferably widowmaker

when the feet get uncensored?

More BLACKED porn especially with Widowmaker and Brigitte.

the main reason overwatch, and any other cash cow games like these, won't have any significant mod support or are outright hostile to them is because it challenges the developer's ability to release content on par or better than what modders are releasing. you won't continue to sell shitloads of sub standard lootboxes if some random group are putting out better skins that people actually want for example that they can add to their own games for free.

D.Va, Mei, Sombra, Pharah, Symmetra, and Young Ana are for white husbands.

>fat whore
Disgusting.

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>preferably widowmaker
>not wanting to add to Mei's pudgy belly

>nublizz
Have sex

I like Sombra but that's not nice to say.

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Reminder that you will never be the guy in VG_Erotica porn who has successfully impregnated Mercy, Tracer, Widowmaker, Mei, 2B, Ashe, and most recently D.Va.

Does anyone else feel bad after they jack off?

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Cry me an ice floe from your tears.

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Have sex

Have sex.

That’s just post nut syndrome.

why does these ow threads appear at the same time with always porn spamming?

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I love my perfect wife Olivia!

Play Battleborn instead of being a porn addict.

people who post in this thread, DO NOT ANSWER. its the same thread ages ago you already answered to, you do not need to relate yourself to blizzard products anymore

Why would we?

She really is.

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I love her more than anything

WOW SO MUCH DISCUSSION

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Mei don't cry I love you

>>>r_gaming

Mercy has been cancelled

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two words:
First person skate boarding

Just label all other games as oppressive because they don't have good representation

Overwatch representation isnt good either. There's no black women, and the asians look white.

I wanna fugg a fat bitch like Mei.

Faggot just jack off to cute girls

>release more semen demons

>overhaul the gamemodes

>force 2/2/2 and introduce role-que with seperate SR for Tank Heals and DPS

>rebalance every character around 2/2/2

>release a swimsuit/skimpy outfit for the characters

>introduce a new game mode into competitive that plays comepletely differently

None of which Blizzard will do, Overwatch is fucking over.

Why people like to cheat anyway? I pretty sure there is a fucking aim lock in these games

I wasted 500h playing this game.
I loved widow but I feel like the more you play the more the game spits on you.

I remember one day i flicked headshot a moira and the guy said "widow noob point and click"
I was like he plays a character that just requires to hold click while aiming in my general direction. I think It's when I relize they were no hope for this shitty game.

I went back to CS. I feel like it's way less toxic since people are less spoon fed.

Mei is still on my desktop though

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The problem with overwatch is that it is so chaotic and hectic that nobody really knows how to play. People look at the "pros" and assume that because they are doing it that must be the optimal way to play. Then everyone who does not conform to what the pros are doing is immediately targeted as a source of contention even though people don't fucking understand that what the pros do only works because they're a highly coordinated team that spends every day practicing together.

Having counter-picks be a mechanic for balance is the stupidest shit ever. People start feuds with each other because there isn't a scoreboard to go on so the idea of success or failure is entirely up to the individual's interpretation. You have to plead your case in every fucking match because nobody fucking understands the game and you have to teach them every single round. It's exhausting. How the game should be is you queue up with a single character and then do your best. You will rise and fall in rank with that character so nobody can bitch about your pick.

Note that the damage for moira players doesn't increase as you go up in rank. It's literally the least skill indexed hero in the game

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or at least have jiggle physics

>that image

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We got a sauce on this one?

Have Digimon as playable characters instead

Delet this

>How do we bring players back to overwatch?
You don't It's shit. It has always been a clusterfuck and always will be. This game will serve as a fine lesson on how adding new classes can and will fuck up the balance of your game and drive the playerbase away. It might have been good 3 years ago, but it's not anymore and I don't see it recovering.

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I love mei only good thing blizzard has made in the last decade

So perfect

what's she from?

if they make that a skin i come back in a heartbeat

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Nick.... Nicholas...

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>complain about bad artists using CA
>posts an artist with 0 line confidence

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My wife Mei deserves skins with lighter clothes.

Based, all these shitty artists itt are seething

Is it really coach cucking spy? I want in on this shitpost

It's not worth it

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Replace plays of the game with punishment animations for losing team's female characters.

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I want to punish D.Va by making her a mother and taking responsibility.

Official mei blacked porn

wtf user I want to make you a mother now

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By keeping all the cripples and degenerates to yourselves but it won't happen. When they lose the ability to cry about mean people they can report they move on to another game and do the same thing. It's never about playing the game it's about fucking with people who can play better than them or who don't want to put up with them.

Nice

Let us call each other faggot and nigger again.

I uninstalled maybe six months ago. I would reinstall if anti-skill like brig and doomfist were removed from the game. I thought the game was going to be more skill based when they came out with Ana. I thought all the new heroes would take that amount of effort to learn and play.

If I could pick the character I like and use them in my own way then I would be more interested in playing
In fighting games I can use whoever I want, however I want, in any match and no one complains, even if I pick low tier, and alternate strategies are encouraged. It is an infinitely better experience
Moba team shit with strangers is fundamentally bad design

legitimately horrifying.

>Pharah can damage herself with explosives
>Junkrat can't
>Can't rocket jump, rocket pumping is an ability
>Ult is stationary unlike every other
I'm convinced Pharah was designed to mock arena shooter players

Esport shit ruined your game and there is no going back on the sheer mountain of patches that got the game to the state it's in now.

I could rant for hours about how there are so many bad design decision that I thought would be fixed by the end of the beta.

Hugely important projectiles like graviton bomb (arguably the single most powerful ult in the game) and hanzo arrow, ana dart, etc. are near-invisible. Graviton bomb in particular seems like it was intentionally made to be hard to see, and to resemble a Zarya mouse2. This is AWFUL game design. You need to see important things to react to them. TF2 applied special phong shaders to projectiles just so players could see them and react to them as best as possible.

Another example is the dodging. The game's chosen animation system, morph/smear animation, makes for retarded dodging mechanics, esp. on heroes like lucio. Hitboxes teleport around at light speed. Crouching, or jumping, happens with no delay, and indeed the optimal way of dodging is to crouch-spam while spamming ADAD with the occasional jump. It's brainless and feels awful for both players involved.

The shields, ultimates, and other non-FPS "strategic" abilities make the game from an FPS into a shitty strategy game played from first person perspective. You will frequently die to these "strategic" abilities without fully being able to see what is happening. There is a reason why RTS games have an overhead camera. Unlike a real strategy game, there are also zero resources to fight over, like minerals or gas or a gold expansion position. Overwatch tries to be an FPS and a strategy game and is awful as either of those things.

The game's optimization has deteriorated badly since release. I used to get rock-solid 300FPS on every map, today I get 160 in teamfights and 140 on oasis.
The game's balance has regressed. In season 1 Overwatch was a heavily FPS-centric game where you would typically pick 4 DPS and one tank and healer. Tournaments were at least marginally more exciting because the winner was decided by headshots, not meaningless ultimate combos (grav dragon, nano blade, etc.)

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Pharah used to be actually threatening as a character, even though she was never truly viable in high level play.
Her rockets did splash damage and knockback and you could juggle with them.
For reasons unknown, they removed this at a time when she was absolutely worthless, completely non-meta.

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What kind of retard would put on the suit on like this?

Fire all diversity hires and women writers.

How else you gonna put it on?

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a game

Yikes. Y'all need to get laid.

Oof

Coach makes me soft real fast. Why not just stick to generic dudes? This is why I just beat to futa

this .webm reminds me of Asuka from Evangelion

>kill all token characters
>add more maps
>add more game modes
>add more sexy costumes

all "Handmade" porn should have generic dudes

make more lesbians characters

Hana is pretty easy to sum up, cute. Not as endowed as the other girls, a slender body, and not very curvy.And just like the rest of her body, Hana's butt would be fairly small too. Now, that isn't a bad thing, not at all. It would be the perfect size to grab, you could easily fit both cheeks into your hands. Giving her cheeks a small squeeze would pull them apart and reveal her butthole, which I guess would be one of the unique things about Song.Unlike the others, I don't think Hana's butt would suit any particular clothing. It's the kind of butt that can't really be appreciated until you see it in the flesh. Not saying that her butt can't look good in clothes, but they would have to be pretty tiny and skimpy to really show off her cute rump.Her body might not have the same fatty softness as the others, but her skin is still smooth like silk, which makes her butt quite a pleasure to touch and feel. Having such a small ass would make Hana's anus rather defenseless, as doing something simple like bending over would be enough for her cheeks to move and reveal her cute hole.Speaking of, Hana's asshole would be a medium size, with fairly deep wrinkles and texturing. Unlike the others, there wouldn't be any trace of color, remaining the same shade as the rest of her skin.Smell would also be non-existent. Given what she is, things like smell or taste wouldn't really exist. Of course, she washes herself, so there might be traces of stuff like soap, but there wouldn't really be any strong smell of sweat or natural scents or anything of the like.Hana's butt would be extremely tight. It would take quite a bit of work to get yourself in there.I guess Song would have a perfect butt for people that are into butts and buttholes, yet don't like the idea of smells or tastes. A very clean and pure butt!

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i still play 8 hours a day

For me its Sombra

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are you retarded

are you implying i was baiting? i was just saying what the .webm reminded me of you anus

no

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mmm yeah suck that phimotic cock

Kill yourself

>Play comp
>Everyone is crying all the time and throws if you're losing half the time
>Everyone there is miserable and wants the match over with already
>Play QP
>2-4 snipers on your team every game
>Enemy widow is obliterating your team

>Lower skilled heroes without aim requirements are better than every other hero
>If you even think about picking a high skill flanker you get punished and hard countered by a 50 IQ Brig/Mcree/Sombra player and have to switch or you're throwing
>If you don't have barriers you lose automatically
>If the enemy has a god widow and you don't you lose automatically
>SLEPT
>HACKED
>STUNNED
>Bounced around like a pinball nearly every fight

I got top 500 and quit playing immediately. the game isn't worth playing unless you're with friends.

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should I fap to mei or mercy?

yes

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Remove the lootbox and shitty XP model, make skins available to all players or through solving tasks during events.
Causing addiction through a XP system that rewards loot is the most nigger thing in existence.

I want to cum inside of her while kissing

Depends. What are you going to be thinking about them doing?

The reason why Blizzshit won't allow this is because they want to monitor what the players are doing, and why they're doing it to help their shitty algorithms.
You can only play Overwatch the way they want you to play it. end of story.

Nobody on Yea Forums would have complained about Soldier 76 being a faggot if he was built like Astolfo.

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They failed as a TF2 game, so they should just make it a porn game and call it a day.

Not yet.

Bearing my children after marriage.

>side boob
I mean is a bit odd but sure

roll it back to mid 2016
delete all nigger characters
add more white males

done

Then him being an gruff old soldier would make zero sense

You fuckers told me it was dead. I downloaded it again to make fun of people playing and then I looked for a quick match and found it in 8 seconds. I assumed that was a big and tried again and this time it was 11 seconds. I started crying and deleted the game. It's supposed to be DEAD! THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

He could be a gruff old soldier with the body of a girl(male).

Mei really doesn't get enough knot. Mercy, Diva, and Tracer hog it all

she is literally the most busted dps hero in high ranked games. she literally had 2 metas created just to counter her (dive and goats) what are you talking about?

I don't think there's anything you could do to bring me back, sorry

This looks like a good enough thread. Should I pick up Rainbow Six Siege or Overwatch?

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Tf2 rewards individual skill more than overwatch, if you have a shit team in Overwatch you can't do a goddamn thing.

Play Q3A faggot

sitting on my face

Mercy

Definitely Mei for that one

>What's wrong with overwatch?
Basically, it's trying to appeal to both casuals, and tryhards.

I love my wife Mercy!

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Fucking neither, holy shit

They're both terrible games

Let users host their own servers, where they can manage their own game settings and banlists.

I love you're wife too

Neither. Get pic related.

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christ that's like asking if you should kys with a
>shotgun
or
>a sawn off shotgun

perma-preg white female hero. the heavier the pregnancy, the better

I'm saying this since I have friends that have been playing both, I want to invest time into the one that is least shit.

None of my friends play that.

By not building a community around attention-whoring and bad taste.
Ooops.

didnt need to be one for TF2, before hats were a thing.

How do you want your sense of progression?
Nonexistent and strictly cosmetic, with a cartoony character-class feel? Overwatch
Thicccccc grinds for unlocking your characters, with a tactical character-class feel? R6S

yeah but I want mercy's butt on my face too

>Side boob and pit
Well played. She is for thicc lovin

this works for TF2 because games functionally work at 3v3, or 12v12. Overwatch does not. Custom servers would only work when every slot is taken.

Eh, I want the one that has the most depth in terms of gameplay. That will at least hold my attention for longer.

You mean Ashe and Mercy. Widowmaker and Brigitte are prime futa material.

we give all female characters except zarya and orisa cute emotes where they remove their shoes (they stay removed for the rest of the game)

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That's honestly true too, but TF2 doesn't really feel like you're being hard countered regardless of the situation. You always have SOME kind of option where as Overwatch just says "you die". Other anons are right about that too.

I love my scientist wife!

If anyone ever needed a reason to not include women in your game, this is why. The waifu shit is weird, and attracts people who would otherwise be populating unspeakable fetish borus to fuck with your game community.

Unfortunately you can't pick up better taste in games, or else the gaming industry wouldn't be this fucked.

how can a fat chink be so cute and erotic

Actually encouraging mechanical skill

In every single aspect, R6S. Overwatch has a pinky toe dip's worth of depth in any gameplay capacity.

My wife is not fat, she's perfectly healthy and this has been proven numerous times. In concept art, sprays, and her Pajama skin, both in-game and her wearing it in the animated short.

Don't bring them back, bring them to the next one. Make it like a action RPG where you can start as your own character and romance any of the characters regardless of gender and turn it into the waifu/husbando fap bait it's always supposed to have been.

the game is a waste of time
don't be a retard

remember why the fuck you hated the game and stopped playing it
good

Its 2019. Why is this games existence still pissing off autist

Preg is such a conflicting fetish. I pregnant lady is super hot but when I think about it too much i ruin it for myself. Who's the father, is the baby healthy? she can't stay pregnant all the time, I hope she cares for the baby.

Thank god for egg laying. All the fun and none of the fuss. Also works for anal birth so ya know. neat stuff

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>Meiposters

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>None of my friends play that.
Make them

Honestly I don't think there's really much you can do other than just bring out more heroes and maps, but that just serves to retain the current playerbase. If you want newblood you're basically gonna have to overhaul the entire game and relaunch it again.

DELETE THIS

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hi normalfag

Game sucks
girls don't
what did you expect?

You're supposed to self insert as the father and want to settle down and keep fucking her.

Looks like I'll pick up Siege then, thanks m8

If the game is largely decided by a rock paper scissors in character select, people are going to check out until they get their rock on scissors, and are prepared to stomp some poor faggots asshole. I don't think that's overwatch's only problem though. Its broken conceptually. Items gave classes sorely needed depth after years of playing the game, but instead of doing that, and allowing each old addition to multiply the effect of new items, fighting diminishing returns, they just release new characters, and all the other characters just begin to feel more and more stale. They want to do the dota/lol thing, you can see it in HotS, but they're stupid niggers, so they won't release things like items that, in their mind, overcomplicate the game.

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what even went wrong with overwatch?
I remember at one point they were on top.
How did they fuck it up?

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She absolutely can stay pregnant all the time. Overwatch lore has the capacity to enable some fucky wucky shit. Watch this.

It's a woman whose pregnancy was considered a high risk one, so she allowed some healing shit to be attempted on her. Risky procedure or something, high chance something wouldn't go all the way right but not all the way wrong, either. The procedure makes her would-be sick babb turn into a round form of infinite energy in her womb, merging with her and being huge as fuck, all the time

Nu Overwatch lore, baby

I'm not a normalfag just because I don't beat my meat while rolling skin from the bottom of a womans foot around in my mouth.

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most correct statement on this earth

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Self insert ain't my thing. I just want to watch a good story unfold

When they nerfed Streetpig for no reason. His hook was wonky but they didn't need to nerf everything else about him.

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Came here to post this.

God she's so perfect.

Meta got boring, it's not fun to have a game with fun characters with personality if only some are viable picks for any match if you want to win.
Also, it's not fun to either get utterly stomped or to utterly stomp in 99% of matches.

Footfags and fatfags are just desperate to make their disgusting fetishes seem legitimate. Why they can't just accept that there's something wrong with their brains like everyone else with weird fetishes is a mystery.

this is also acceptable
this also also

>The reason why Blizzshit won't allow this is because they want to monitor what the players are doing,
The other half of the story is that they dont want players monitoring them. Having serverlists one could probe their server and get REAL numbers, which blizzard is always terrified of.

Those are really nice tiddies on best thick waifu. Any animations with this model and her bare tits bouncing around?

Man this game had me engaged like no other for a long time.
And all the character's lines and their mood changing to a darker one after the samurai kill himself is pretty KINO

she should be saying lunch time

>dragon dildos
>impregnation fetish
based.

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Whats D.Va appeal? She looks extremelly boring and generic.
She feels like a token girl character.

They would fix every single thing fans complained about, even minuscule things like saying "ggez"

dunno i hated her for the gamer girllz bullshit but she makes my dick hard

Dude's name is right there on the pic

I think moto moto likes you

Boobfags and assfags are just normalfags and they need to go back on reddit.

I wouldn't mind feeding her

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>she makes my dick hard
Genuinely curious, what part?
The tight clothes?

Mei is built for equine-sized Road Hog.

Yes but that doesn't answer if it's worth it for me to look him up if that Mei model doesn't bounce around nude.

Overwatch has gotten really boring.
Been playing since closed beta, I can barely bring myself to open the game anymore though.
I wish I could indulge in the girls without the game.

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I wouldn't mind being her husband in deep, unconditional love with her for the rest of my life.

they just did. surprise, no one wants to play the 500 hp character and feel like they are no more beefy than the 250 hp characters. especially when tanks are necessary for DPS and supports to do their job.

Guess you'll never know then

I like slim/small girls
i think they're called petite girls

I wasted 1600h...

serious question to wifefags, what the fuck do you get from calling a character your wife?
does it give you the illusion of being liked or is it just a meme?

>I wish I could indulge in the girls without the game.
Go to /gif/ every once in a while and get the webms posted there, or go on danbooru.

I'm surprised no role play servers popped up after they introduced custom matches online.

>losing team females are diapered and given enemas for the next round

Make it F2P

Imagine how awkward would it be haha

based

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>he doesn't know

Unironically, why do people make fetish fuel of my people?

But League of Legends does this, and does it well.
Maybe it's because Riot is actually a good company outside of their balance team, but who knows.

I want to hold her hand and tell her everything is going to be alright when shes feeling down

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That's why god created sfm. For real though I just want overwatch to be alive enough to keep the porn pumping out.

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I want to be the reason she smiles and spend the rest of our lives together.

>For real though I just want overwatch to be alive enough to keep the porn pumping out
What more could you ask for? Mercy's already been creampied by every manner of ethnicity *and* species.

You are because you complaining about it on philippines pedophilian forum

Wow she looks filthy in that pic. She should clean herself with my tongue haha

Self esteem issues tied to fatalistic interpretations of reality. Alternatively, it's eroticized xenophobia

That's just another way of saying "I very much like this character and find them attractive"

Because your people are seen as animalistic and lower beings so its like the woman degrading herself or committing bestiality even if they wont say it outright for fear of sounding racist. I might not like blacks but I'd rather you guys be something more like real peers than seen like this for most of society.

Yeah, none of us hug our pillow at night thinking about Mercy haha

Black people are fetishized by whites as bestial, horse-cocked savages eager to pin women down and fuck 'em with animalistic lust. It's just a softer, stinkier form of racism.

Cucks like being denied sex, especially if the woman they prize only fucks men he considers as less worthy since they're supposedly dumb.

Same thing with the ugly bastard porn : good guy does everything well to get sex with a woman, but she ends up with the undeserving unappealing fuck
This triggers their inner sense of injustice, and they get off to that.

I'm sorry about you user, must be annoying being seen as a sex toy by people.

>muh racism
Fuck off

Its zoophilia-lite

>Fuck off

>It's not racism to view an entire race as smoothbrained sex fiends

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>I'm sorry about you user, must be annoying being seen as a sex toy by people.
I wonder how Asian women feel about being ogled by crusty Western neckbeards and big-bellied n' balding businessmen for their "porcelain doll" faces and "traditional values."

>mei will never be your gf

seriously why live

Rope is hope!

No it doesn't.

Literally based

>>It's not racism to view an entire race as smoothbrained sex fiends
Its not. That's how they are. And there is nothing wrong with it.

>orange
Damn you, you made me remember why I loved TF2 so much!

I love Fareeha Amari more than anything and would give her mother grandchildren in a heartbeat.

Brown women, both real and fictional, are literal perfection.

>Fetish literally revolves around humiliating white men to the point of considering them women and forcing them to eat black cum out of their wife's pussy
>Somehow turning that into crying about muh racism for blacks

Niggers are hilarious.

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if the cosplay is good enough and you're drunk enough, is there really a difference?

>People I care about died. That's why I kill people.
Stop giving each character a sob origin story. This is why Meet the Team worked well, the tone was consistent and matched with the game itself.

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I love my wife Brigitte and want to give her as many kids as Torb gave her mother.

Mei is one of the only fictional characters to cater to my thicc asian fetish.

Ugly Bastard is for self inserting, fag

A man of refined tastes

Which Overwatch girls are shaved? Trimmed? Full bush?

Why is it that out of all my years of playing video games the Overwatch girls are the ones that turn me on the most?

Why cant i have a cute girl like this sit on my face

Same, though not the shitty meme definition of thicc that is basically just "any fat girl who isn't 600lbs", the actual definition which is "full figured with no unattractive fat on her body".

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My wife is Pharah has a full, smelly bush and unshaven armpits

unironically, blacked porn dehumanizes literally every participant

>Niggers are hilarious
What's hilarious is how mad you are for no reason.

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Have sex

Because, and this may surprise you, people are fucked up in the head. I'm very racist against ghetto blacks, but that's like saying I'm hating on my own race for disliking redneck white trash. I grew up on a farm in a small city and saw that stupidity has no color. Those same racist rednecks were probably having some black dude on the high school football team fuck their gf. People get off to shit that is taboo. If you hate black people all your life and was raised in a household that hated blacks, you're either going to just hate them or make some weird sexual thing out of it. It's the same for these kids that grow up in a strict household against any sort of fun and they go off to college and next thing you know their pregnant and smoking meth.

Lmao hope you have fun if you ever meet a person from south Korea. They will treat you like you want I guess. A exotic animal and worship you.

haha

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>make a new game with nothing from OW
>call it something else
Fixed.

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anyone got the sauce for this one? Reverse image search didn't help, looking through sad panda's western section didn't help either

Not the (((producer)))

Oh yeah I'm just steaming, you got me. Grrrr

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>promoting race mixing

This except it's too fucking late. They should have made it more skill-based to begin with. If they did some kind of "precision mode" it would split the playerbase between the hugbox crowd and the skill crowd. Shit game anyway they should just euthanize it.

I love her so much

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Bitter brat bitter brat
Go somewhere and huff a brap
Bitter brat bitter brat
Your opinions stink like rats

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Brown women were made for white husbands.

Hearts and minds.

it's two things. one is flattering to blacks the other is insulting.
1. is the cuck stuff of course.
2. is that it's essentially irl orc porn. in hentai you have orc porn which is the idea that this beautiful angelic female is being ruined by and sometimes submitting to this disgusting stupid, monster of creature that we call orcs. well in the west we don't have to create a fictional stand in fantasy race, we have an actual group that fits the bill perfectly, black people. so it attracts the same people that would otherwise be watching orc porn if they lived in japan.

>Gutted her cause of tracer/genji whiners
Feels bad

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She's still my perfect wife no matter what

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just use a condom bro

>otherwise
I watch both?

I would never use a condom with Pharah and would never pull out. She was made for racemixing with.

Make it R18+ and add mandatory ERP.

how damaged is your imagination after years of this.

I don't exclusively watch orc porn, so not very. I still prefer same-race vanilla scenes the best

would it really look so different without it?

No not really, people do it a lot because it adds an interesting effect without having to go over every line again with some other tools.

if I like female orcs, am I into muscular black girls?

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Only 9Gaggers play Overwatch.

What do you mean by that? Not that user, but my dive into porn addiction and the countless fetishes I've gotten into (IR being on of my favorites) hasn't hurt my imagination at all, if anything it's improved it, I can appreciate and recognize more subtle aspects of porn thanks to my over exposure to it.

This

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> Mei is one of the only fictional characters to cater to my thicc asian fetish.

Mei probably has my favorite body type, but I gotta admit, she barely looks Asian, Chinese particularly. I understand China's a big place with some variations, but she reminds me way more of some girls I saw up in the northen US states... perhaps a Korean but it's hard to tell what attractive koreans really look like given how rampant plastic surgery is.

She's so perfect no matter how her hair is styled

Is to a degrading fetish

It's TF2, but with generic unfunny characters

It sucks not being able to enjoy a wholesome, interracial relationship without some tard saying the girl is getting BLACKED

You know the game is shit when shills can only post porn to get people to talk about the game

How about they stop making everyone gay and give winston ONE GOD DAMN SKIN and maybe rework him a little so that he doesnt die instantly.

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I’m going to require personal estimates on the shoe sizes of each female character, please. Just leave it on my desk if I’m out of the office.

Self hating white people

>Same as the original
Someone else is holding the gun, or else the hand would be upside down.

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Give me a Mercy gf

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MORE NIGGERS.

alright, now that I've stopped fapping for a bit I'll give an honest answer

If you look at most other games that try to be games instead of artsy things like Nier, they're constantly trying to seem easier to attract more normies. Overwatch initially tried this by making their game be Press Q To Win and doing other things to basically be a crippled TF2 that's easier to fap to. But their long-term plan was to be as big as League, so eventually they started LARPing as if the game was hard and tore out the fun bits. Most people that were there for fun (which was a lot of people, look at how much fanart has been created for this game) didn't like how you now had to be a slave to the meta and always be a tryhard 100% of the time or else you get banned. If you tried having fun, you got fucked (remember I Hanjo?). So they lost the casuals. They especially lost the casuals once PUBG started a new paradigm in the industry. The hardcores stuck around for longer, but even they started complaining about how much the game turned into a grind. I'm not sure what game they left for, there are still some around in OW but not a lot. So once you have the casuals and the hardcores leave, the only people left are casuals that think they're hardcore but are too shit to actually be hardcore, and this last demographic is what usually creates the most toxicity in a vidya community. So you now have a game whose community is 90% toxic tryhards, surely that's good for bringing in new players!

They can probably start by letting people trade items. But we all know they won't do that because that makes them less money. I bet a lot of people also left after dropping $200 on crates and then not getting the skin they wanted. So that could bring some people back, but like I said this will lose Blizzard money, so the only way this will happen is if Blizzard gets into a music industry-type situation where $0.01 made from a song being streamed is more than the $0 they made from piracy

I'm so pent up...

Rebel against god and maybe I will.

OFFICIAL OVERWATCH PUSSY TIER LIST

S-Tier

>Mei

A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.

>D.Va

Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.

Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes

A-Tier

>Widowmaker

A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable characteristics- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.

B-Tier

>Mercy

Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.

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I don't play OW but I'm really baffled at this "Yea Forums conventional wisdom" that the game is dead. The game is still super popular on twitch, why do you guys think nobody plays it?

>durr it's just twitch numbers
well since blizzard doesn't publish player numbers, they're the best we got and more often than not they're a pretty good indicator of popularity

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Feet fetish is the most normal shit out there, shut the fuck up you smelly NEET

Ok but what about the rest of the women?

I didn't finish because of the character limit

The other obvious thing they can do is keeping the gamble boxes but making the game F2P. This is usually a last-ditch thing, they'd have to wait until their league completely dies, which will take a while since they're still propping it up with activision money. Again, this will get more people to play, but in exchange Blizzard makes less money. And again, one cent is more than no money at all.

Modding and custom servers could save the game. You think people are buying Skyrim still because of the core game?

Stop adding new characters when the old ones are unbalanced to shit.

Stop banning people for trash talk, you fucking babies.

I'll try to think of more ways but for now I wanna get back to beating it to Mercy SFM's

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I think I spent more time jerking off to OW r34 than playing the game itself.

Make Junkrat damage himself again.
>but wouldn't that make like 40,000 casuals quit for every 1 of the under a dozen people on Earth who would do the opposite?
You said bring players back, not increase the game's overall player count.

>Give Mei a lifeguard bating suit skin and call it Meiwatch
>Fix Mei's pajama skin and show her ass like in her animated short
>Port the game to Switch because it's 2019 and everything needs to be ported to the Switch

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I wish they had just bit the bullet and committed to PvE content, even without the MMO context. The class focus that makes PvP so boring actually works and makes sense when fighting hordes of enemies like in the seasonal events,

Neither, both are ded games, you'll stop playing them in a week

Make Rule 63 skins for all the characters

Correct answer

I'd prefer Blizzard stop raping her first.

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How the fuck is r6 dead? it peaks at ~100k players every single day.

I made my own tier list

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anyone got some overwatch girls i can fap to?

Junkrat is already considered shit

More voice lines where Widowmaker belittles and degrades the player haha just as a joke haha

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Make 76 gay, I guess

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>tfw you wish you were an admin for just a single nanosecond so that you could trim a thread like this one to just this post and close it

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>bottom left
who the fuck is that?

Moira

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>tfw we've reached a point when Yea Forums actually defends megacorporations arbitrarily limiting game modes to timed events
Nuclear holocaust can't come soon enough.

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OFFICIAL OVERWATCH BUTTHOLE TIER LIST

S-Tier

>Mei

Mei's thick wide-set frame holds a giant chubby ass, tastefully sagged ample cheeks that conceal the hot sweaty depths of her crack completely. Upon spreading, a lightly tanned pucker meets the eye as well as sparse hair around the rim of her anus. It would take a lengthy cock to reach her butthole with ease, but it is well worth the effort, as it is taught and extremely tight, gripping onto any cock who should enter her thick fat ass.

>D.va

She has a pink and supple rim, the wrinkles of her anus line up near perfect next to each other, staring at it causes a euphoric feeling. It is very tight as it has never been penetrated. D.va keeps it fairly clean even after extended gaming sessions. It is odorless.

A-Tier

>Widowmaker

Widows anus is bright blue-purple, and contrasts her well with her overall skin tone. Widow's rectum is very used but is just as tight as it was in her youth. It smells like blueberry and is cold to the touch.

B-Tier

>Mercy

Mercy's bright pink anus stands out from her pale skin. Mercy loves being penetrated by futa cock. She is very tight and her rectum seems to swallow cocks whole. Mommy Mercy has the tightest rectum and her anus smells like heaven, for she is an angel.

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Not david bowie

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I want to put it inside mei's butt

Do you mean like TF2? The Game Yea Forums has loved since it's release?

This investigation was not objective and I feel it is biased.

Nah the girls suck too.
Only r/plebians go for westshit and chinkshit.

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What about doomfist?

Balance the game.
But its impossible since hier-ups require heroes for disabled retards shit on widow and cree.

Pretty sure i can come up with a VR set-up where i can.

It would just come off as unrealistic. I can't imagine doomfist not punching whores in the face before RISING UPPERCUTing out of the room

Mei a best

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Canon futa character

Pearl from Steven Universe

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what does 76 prefer?

My wife Mei is bae

>he'snotthatbad

>You need to see important things to react to them.
Meanwhile the game puts all manner of unimportant and annoying shit at the visual forefront.

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this thread has made me rock hard, who should i jack off to?

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I just did Dva so you need to pick someone else

Just play TF2, its free

mei?

The hook was bullshit, the problem was instead of figuring out a way to make it better at a cost of not being bullshit they, like with every other "change" they make, just put an zero-effort axe to it because their legions of fangoys on Reddit will defend their dumb decisions to the death on account of any more thought put into them being deemed "autistic".

>tfw Pharah will never ride you and force you to cum deep inside her to ensure impregnation
WHY EVEN LIVE

this pic is edgelicious
I'll save it

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rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3069227

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Me on the right

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people paid money for overwatch? oh no they didn't faggots paid to play a shit game with garbage tier waifus.

daily reminder zayra is best girl because no basic bitch thot can cosplay as her

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>ywn hold Widowmaker's bags as she buys absurdly expensive clothes in the fashion capitals of the world with your credit card
>ywn travel around the world searching tasting the finest desserts to satisfy her whim cravings
>ywn break down and give her your last wad of cash when she gives you the pouty face and wants to go to the mall again
>ywn be denied a loan after your credit score has been raped by her trying to keep her happy
>she will never unenthusiastically ride you then pull the pillow over your face and splatter your brains all over the hotel room sheets with a silenced pistol and find a new victim

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There's some model that could, I don't remember her name though.

This is ultimately true of all pornography but it's front and center for blacked shit

Just make another character gay and the game will skyrocket in players.

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Do not open this

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Spoiler that shit

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capitalise on people using your trademarked models and release all of the porn as part of the game. make it canon and the only way it's viewable is by reaching milestones with a certain character.

D.Va needs a buff.

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I need her as my wife.

She needs my cock in her ass.

>tits too big
>ass too big
>spine too broken

Where's the futa you faggots.

>futa

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She's not real, find an actual woman.

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Shut up, fag 76.

rule34hentai.net/post/view/366987#search=D.Va

this

>Remove tanks and shields from the game
>Remove CC
>Add strafe acceleration
>Remove crouching from the game

Modding would bring me back, I could see custom maps and/or game modes being very fun in Overwatch.

Briggete deletion when?

>ass too big
Fuck off, potatonigger

I want Sombra to choke me out with her pussy

it IS racist, and that's a good thing.

stop pretending "im not racist i swear" and just be fucking honest.
people respect the blunt honesty "yeah im racist"

That wouldn't solve most of the problems but it would be a step in the right direction

But the DPS characters are all boring, and so are the tanks, and also Mercy and the snipers.

I choose to believe this is bait and not what this post otherwise implies about your mental health

I haven't played in 1.5 years, so i don't know what else is fucking the game.

Blizzard has to rely on the le stereotype subversion meme to make their characters even remotely memorable since they can't write personalities or backgrounds worth a shit.
>here's a big dyke with purple hair, only she's from vil right wing vote hacker land dislikes our token minority! isn't that so unexpected and quirky!
>here's a generic timid Asian scientist girl, except unlike the usual stick insect she has a voluptuously negroid-shaped body from the neck down! isn't that so unexpected and quirky!
>here's the generic good guy GI Joe father figure leader, except he's a homo. isn't that so unexpected and quirky!
>here's an "autistic" character that, rather than being a fat and stinky white guy who sits at the spawn at his computer masturbating to anime, is a /fit/ as fuck and charismatic Indian woman that acts and dresses professional and feminine. isn't that so unexpected and quirky!
>here's the token "scary" slasher film psychopath character, except instead of being afraid of him everyone laughs at him instead. isn't that so unexpected and quirky!
>here's the token robot character, except instead of having the gimmick of being all about robotness he instead has a stereotypical Buddhist monk personality that you'd totes never expect a cold unfeeling machine to have. isn't that so unexpected and quirky!
It's the kind of "What a twist, BWL!" style of writing that makes M. Night Shamylan parodies off of mid-2000s Newgrounds look properly legitimate by comparison.

I thought Symmetra had some sort of weird obsession with symmetry, hence her name

Honestly this game was fucked from the start with how they designed roles. Thats why the whole overwatch is dead thing started so soon after it launched.

You know when you're bent over in a sort of turtle position so it's harder for your dick to fill with blood and stick out, but you see shit like this that makes your whole pelvis drop like that falling feeling you get in spurts just before going to sleep?

Like goddamn the braless teardrop tits are perfect in this

by making these threads! WOW! keep it up user!!

Female characters can take off their shoes and run around barefoot

That's how it was on launch, but they realized that Obsessive Compulsive Disorder just wasn't enough of a high profile minority group to virtue pander to. Ironically calling someone like Symmetra "autistic" just makes it worse for actual people on the spectrum since it holds them to a literally impossible standard.

Faceless or censored. Or monsters.
All of it is coach or shota and im sick of it.

I'l never find one as good so why bother

god i fucking hate shotafags
they ruined all cake porn

God I wanna fuck mei so bad please help bros

bwssssssssshh
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Nah, she's gross haha

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Bottomless Pajamei when

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>Map design is utter shit and the same, small area, chokepoint, two flank routes lead to the point, area, chokepoint, point
>No scoreboard means there is no why to check the metrics of the team. Meant to prevent """"""toxicity"""""" but it means that everyone thinks that they are the one non bunga
>Metric fuck ton of shields and healing mean that most of the game isn't shooting at enemies, but shooting at a static shield just to shoot an enemy, aka fucking dull and boring.
>Team fights being just throw three ults and hope you win. Ults themselves can't be changed because if you make it like tf2 uber thann the first team fight won means game over.
>Shitty character design
>Awful balancing decisions
>The amount of healing available means that unless you instantly kill an enemy then you just did nothing but help the enemy team.
>Shitty sfm porn that is just one static animation and the same body over and over.
This game only got popular because it appealed to waifufags and utter casuals that can't aim worth shit

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haha imagine having your face shoved in between her fat tits or sat on with her enormous ass haha like wouldn't that be super gross and horrible lol

I want to bury my face in Pharah's warm sweaty BUTT!

haha imagine marrying her and settling down in a comfy town, living the rest of your life calmly by her side wouldnt that be funny too haha

Haha what if she had multiple children with you. Just as a joke lmao

>How do we bring players back to overwatch?
You can't, they've killed it.
The answer however would be simply to stop policing the game and to stop using it to try and score social points and cover up your fuckups. But it's too far gone

They wont because she is OP on consoles, for obvious reasons.

What other games have characters like Mei?

TF2. Then Siege. Then overwatch.

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She's taken bigger things.

pretty great artist

>two words
wait a sec!

PLS GIB ME

THIS

Which is the worst part. Blizzard can't even be bothered to make their characters stronger because then they'd have to be less mechanically braindead to compensate, which would just piss off all the masses who want their 420 blaze it pub stomp scrub bait. Just look at the rollercoasters that are Mercy and D.Va.

Lolwut, try widowmaker, you'll need at least 60% accuracy to be kinda decent. And it's not easy since everyone moves like cockroaches...

Unironically delete Widowmaker.

She's antithetical to the game design of the rest of the game, and also acts as a gigantic crutch so Blizzard never has to address the huge problems with the other characters.

I love my mommy Mercy!

Also single player PvE permanently.

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>eliminate half the heroes, turn all heroes into dps heroes somehow
By giving them some of the cut characters' skills. Every character should have more than one or two fucking gimmick moves. Give them a proper loadout that lets them be versatile and that would instantly make them "DPS heroes".

All they need to do is start the next event to get me to play for a couple of weeks

Bring it to the Switch.

This, but emotionally

tfw you're black and you don't watch interracial porn

remove sjw