Sonic Movie Trailer Drops Today

It's time to brace for impact Sonicbros, what are you expecting?

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Expecting cringe kino and the catalogue being spammed for a couple of days

WHATS ER FACE
AHHHHHH
TEAM UGLY ASSEMBLE

:( I can do the perfect “kewl” sanic voice how do I apply for the role

some niggers and a lesbian probably

Vocaroo

It's going to be horrible, but not quite as horrible as people are expecting.

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How many hours?

I expect some behind the scenes into what they were thinking.

She looks like she fuck white guys

will go see just for kayana's nude scenes.

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God help us

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God left 10000s years ago

In the thumbnail, the paramound logo looks like an ass getting plowed

The guy on the far right looks like Daniel Stern's gay brother

That’s signs of a porn addiction

What will happen if by some godforsaken Miracle the movie actually ends up being good?

I didn't even know it was possible for a face to be concave.

>mih porn addiction
Let me guess, nofap fanatic who obsesses over muh testosterone

Death

An absolute mess that will be even more apparent when it's inevitably compared to Detective Pikachu. I can't wait.

If he left before the advent of civilization then how come people know about him?
Checkmate atheist/christians.

I actually take daily doses of cock and estrogen

All Sonic fans have a porn addiction. It's why they're Sonic fans.

Because I gave him a blowjob behind the Burger Kong last Monday

Dont forget to thank the hollywood jews
THANKYOU JEWS

The Sonic Cinematic Universe takes flight

>no Mario movie teaser yet
Nintendo should get on the ball right now

Why does everything Sonic-related have to be so ungodly bad?

Gangstas paradise kino incoming

I just want to see Jim Carrey as Eggman

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QUICK PREDICT HOW THE TRAILER WILL PLAY OUT

you forgot to thank the jews

hollywood needs to stop making movies alltogether. i hate normies for giving these people money to churn our more garbage year on year.

>”Look how self-aware we are”

>Shadow, Tails and Knuckles get movies,
>They come together for their ultimate opponent
>It's fucking Nazo

About DAMN time

SONIC STIFFY, UH
EGGMAN GOT THE BLICKY, UH

>Nazo becoming canon
Don't get your hopes up they might go either for Metal, Infinite or worst case, Zavok and his crew

someone post the script

>Something-something police cop gets shit on
>Weird meteor or something like that
>Meeting a-la Detective Pikachu
>Song about speed plays in the trailer
>We see Sonic being his usual self
>Eggman appears, hoping Jim Carrey gets CGIed
>Cool, epic scenes
>Logo
>Joke/serious scene
>Release date

>Get told an obvious fact about yourself
>Fly off the handle with the insults
Deary me

The what now