Strategy game

>strategy game
>russia is the shit but cheap units that you can spam army

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>shonen game
>it's yurishit

>chracter is asexual
>is actually gay

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>america has aerial bonuses
>britain has navy bonuses
>germany has mechanizied unit bonuses

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AK47'S FOR EVERYONE
but seriously, historically russia was never known for high quality anything that's not vodka, the iron curtain, good looking girls, or snipers, so it makes sense that in games the only high quality things they have is drunks and silent waifu snipers
t. born and raised in moscow, russia

Red Alert... Дoм...

Stop posting me and my wife

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>it's 100% based off factual history and is accurate
I love games that portray Russian military as honest and accurate too, user.

>silent waifu sniper
literally all a man needs

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>vodka
Ruskie vodka isn't really high quality
>good looking girls
Meme, the only reason russian girls are supposedly good looking is because only the ones in big cities are shown in media
In the whole population, the goblino percentage is comparable to say, germany

So, filled with sadists and other subhumans, pointless bullshit, male on male rape just for the torture, silent approval of authorities, but without any real combat training or any other training that would make the recruits useful for anything except cruelty?
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what is your complaint?

>strategy game
>your country doesn't exist
t-thanks

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Koito Yuu-san is very cute.

Thank you

I want to _be_ Yuu!

>*mammoth tanks ur path*

>when you're an american general and the russians and co do some unplanned exercises involving an emergency mobilization to invade western germany and all of their puppet army soldiers immediately defect once they're told to get into their vehicles

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>poland has cavalry bonuses
>it's an era behind

>that article
jesus fuck, is everything in russia horrible?

Not everything
They have nice cats and buckwheat pancakes

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that kind of reminds me of that story Shadman told on Sleepycast about being in the Swiss military and some guys tied the new recruits up and threatened to drown them in the river.

>buckwheat pancakes
Is that how you guys call blini

I want to be with Yuu

And make believe with Yuu!

The best friend shouldve won.

It's still a stereotype. Military-wise, US and Russia are the same archetype, the latter is just much poorer.

Both drown the enemy in production and manpower. Both push untold amounts into the military at the expense of other things. Both are all about retarded grunts supported with a small number of people equipped with fancy shit.

The actual reality of the military world is that they both share the same niche, one is just better at it.
Look at French or Japanese militaries for actually different approaches to modern military strategy.

>ww2 pacific fleet litterally drowned the japs in planes
fucking crazy

Dykes don't deserve happiness

They deserve brown tomboy girlfriends.

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The purest form of love beats all obstacles

>show is yuri
>the actual lesbo doesn't get any