Girlfriends are now Epic store exclusive

Girlfriends are now Epic store exclusive

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i'll wait till they come to steam

If you're going to sell my gf I need that fat exclusive paycheck.

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explains why i don't have one.

Im a girl and i dont like epic game store

we like social features and epic has none so yea

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sharpie in pooper nao

I don't just want a girlfriend I want the woman I love. I can't have her, I know that but knowing doesn't make it easier to accept the truth. Fuck I'm sad but at least I've got alcohol. Cheers faggots. I'm fucking pissed.

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Nice Post... Very beautiful as well.... Like your style, just know that u are alwayz welcome in my hood. I'm from Compton, California -- The home of Gangster Rap.... U seem down to earth, so I said to myself let me extend my greeting hand and say "what's up" to my homegirl on the other side of the map.... My name is Mike, my homies call me Black Mike..... Well, wanted to say hi

>I want the woman I love
What's she like?

>asian girlfriends are now epic store exclusive
You gotta hand it to them, they know what gamers want

>Sweeney has to pay for women to come to him
Makes sense

She's playful and sweet. She's someone you can count on when things are tough. I'm drinking away my sorrow so it's tough to collect my thoughts so forgive me. I've never felt this way about a person before. Her smile brings me joy like nothing else. I feel shitty and sobbing anonymously is all I have to cope.

good thing i'm gay

His face pisses me off to no end. I want to torch it.

Why can't you have her?

>needs to pay girls to stay close to him
That actually explains a lot.

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she doesn't sound real

gay

Go back to erping on steam tranny

Dont drink alcohol when youre depressed you goof. Its called a depressent for a reason

>implying I care
I'll stick to my waifus on steam.

If it's a depressant then why does it make me more fun?

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I didn't think I was still depressed until I started drinking lol

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Sent ;)

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