Borderlands 3

user i play vidya to escape reality not simulate it

I don't see how it's unreasonable to assume that some non-psychos on Pandora could be swayed to believe in a psycho lifestyle. Pandora is a devastatingly shitty place where might makes right. It seems totally reasonable to me that new people would see psycho gangs not just surviving but taking what they want and living something like a good live in shitville and think "I want a piece of that." and some of them might be women.

There's still the rape angle that doesn't really make sense though.

Just ditch male characters entirely. Turn Pandora into one huge cat-fight.

I just figured it out there’s probably a prison planet like pandora but for women psychos that probably got over run

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shit changes i gez

What is the lore behind these guys?

IIRC "dude slag lmao" or something to that effect
it's dumb, Borderlands lore is dumb, literally just shut your brain off

Literally too fucking mad to die.

dude wut if you got so angerey your skull pooped out xd

Her brother is probably trans if he was her powers too

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>mom said it's my turn to be a villain

Mutants but they probably dropped it half way and just said “would it be crazy if you’re so mad that you won’t die”

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Feminism is about forcing women into all situations regardless if it makes sense or not, because muh equality.

Not like there's many women on Pandora to begin with outside of Sanctuary, but I'm not sure how they got there in the first place unless they're former Dahl staff like Tannis or their descendants.

Isn't BL3 also going to be set on other worlds as well?

no need to complain, you get to shoot them after all

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they all got raped and killed. Tannis was one of the few (or the only one) who surived.

Those bottom two look like Super Mr X in the Resi 2 remake.

A few of those mini heads look like Harold from Fallout. Hack frauds at Gearbox

So its a new mechanic? Damn, I'm down for it.

>not rape them
well, you got to start somewhere i guess.

I hate the new designs
Athena looks like a goddess next to Lilith and the new girls. Maya still looks cute though. Graphics are still 2 gens too old looking. All my friends are dead and Randy is a cuck why should I play this without them at least adding a 3rd person view or sliding?

Sssshh, wtf man, don't you know which year is it? Implying that strong and indipendent wamen would be raped in a dangerous and lawless world is haram, what the fuck man

Why can't I rape things in games? They are corpses. In Fallout you can eat them why can't I fuck em? Murder and nuking America is fine by cumming inside dead bandits is wrong?

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You're starting off by shooting them with a gun, once they can't physically resist you proceed to shoot them with your dick. All's well that ends well.

Men get raped all the time as well nigga. Shit you are never too ugly to not get raped!

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Wtf I love rape now

Shave your asshole pls

we can kill em but we cant fuck em cause it says so in the bible

i wan't to play as a male siren

rape is pretty funny.

>The only woman Dahl employed was Tannis.
That's not even true. The echo logs in the Arid Badlands mention at least one more woman who worked alongside Tannis.

Necrophilia is ok though according to jewish god.

as far is see in BL2 the only female baddies are bosses, somehow female grunts dont exist

probably because they wanted to make them with no shirts
or because they wanted models to be more identifiable
same reason bandits are never women either

to be fair some of the crimson lance could have been female, we can't tell because they're decked out in full body armor half the time

Troy have the same tatoos on his face as sirens do. So it is possible that there are now a male sirens?

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Best post

Why does that bitch have a giant head and retarded haircut

Maybe he stole those powers if it's legit. Although, shouldn't his tattoos be blue?

harsh truth that nobody wants to admit
I think they care more about diversity than anything else now, though

she's perfect

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Under fucking rated

so including the new villain, weve accounted for four (four) [quatro] sirens

bitchface cunt, maya, angel, the new buff brown waifu and one of the twins

Head is twice as big as that though
Look like a female version of this

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The bandits and psychos on Pandora were all prison laborers who were abandoned by the Dahl corporation, deserted on the planet, and eventually all escaped their facilities. BL3 seems to take place on different worlds, so I suppose that opens up the possibility of female bandits.

why are manlets so angry?

because shes a kid you dingus, even the pic you uploaded is effeminate in itself

To be fair Borderlands is hardly very adult or realistic to begin with, so rape would seem more out of place here than it would in, say, New Vegas or STALKER.

if i recall in BL2, theres a quest where there are recordings of jack talking about putting a bounty on redhead siren cunt

and so in the next recording he complains that his mercs keep sending him dead women with siren tattoos scribbled on them

He is like 15 bro he isn't effeminate.

Feminism was about protecting women, modern feminism is about killing women.

That's literally five you mong, also commandant Steele was one

But the bandits at the very beginning of the first game can be seen and heard trying to get into a building in an attempt to rape a woman supposedly inside

From what I heard, since they are twins, apparently the sister can, the born Siren, has the ability to share her power with her brother or something.

Implying they'd not raped shota

fixed

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Wow looks just like a Dragon Ball character now.

user your sense of depth has been bamboozled by the low angle and shitty hair style

Think about it this way: the rape problem doesn’t exist because everyone on Pandora is either gay, bi (so the dudes would get raped too), or some other SJW fantasy thanks to Gearbox

fuck off todd

Ain't every psycho bandit just peeps that went insane after Vault opened for the first time?

I just want to play her game!

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Retard. She steals Liliths powers and gives them to her brother.

Sadly probably a lesbian

god i want her to spoon me

with her two buff arms and 4 energy arms in one big hug blanket

>imagine not playing soldier waifu

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>sadly
who cares man since when weren't lesbians hot. if the character isn't insufferable then it's fine.

Because I want to have sex with her and would prefer if she would want to have sex with me

its in the borderlands universe
if u cant find a way to fuck her then that's on you man. have lilith give u siren powers for a second

Rape isn’t as fun as consensual sex

there's something wholesome about what just transpired here.

Already been stated a million times over but the rape is a big part of it

That being said, if a bitch is crazy enough to go full psycho then she'd probably fit right in and not give much of a shit about the fucking

I'm like 99% sure the other psychos wouldn't even be doing the fucking, they probably scream Shakespeare at each other in their spare time or something

YOUR MOTHER IS DEAD

Why is she covering her tits if she's insane?

>when weren't lesbians hot.
they stopped being hot when i became an adult

the only people i know who are yurifags are absolute manchildren

Doesn't want to get blinded by the orbital Snoy censorship cannon's conveniently placed rays of light

its black female nazis all over again

They need a new mob, midget fucking a female psycho on her back while she charges you with melee and he occasionally shoots at you with a pistol or submachine gun.

If you think it's okay to shoot a lady, you're need to be locked up.

Because they'd get raped and because all the psychos and bandits are former miners and other harsh physical laborers and physical labor is something that women are incapable of

Why arent female raiders bare chested like their male counterparts?

Psychos aren't totally insane to the point they can't think or operate as a group. Most if not all of them live and work together in psycho camps.

i know plenty of cool headed lesbians. the media tries to paint them out as yanno the blue haired extremist yadda yadda bullshit.

not all people are like that you dense fuck

go outside onion boy

Borderlands isn't japanese, as long as she starts screaming "I WEAR MY FATPOCKETS WITH PRIDE, FEMINISM HAS TWO EYES AND THEY'RE MINE" they'd be fine

Support for when they run.

Why aren't male psychos pantless?

>i know plenty of cool headed lesbians
what does that have to do with finding them hot?

If I whipped out my peeny in front of a group of female psychos what do you think would happen just for a laugh you know haha

I run with loose ass track pants and loose ass boxers and my dick and balls bouncing all over the damn place doesn't bother me one bit

>"I WANT TO RUN WITH MY LOOSE BROCCOLI SWINGING LOW AS I MAKE A SALAD WITH KAREN ON THE HOTTEST ROCKS! I will not because I am still beholden to the ESRB and their standards and policies, BUT I'LL ENVISION DOING SO VIVIDLY WITH MY PAINSAW"

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They’d take turns riding your meat bicycle

speaking of psychos

is krieg confirmed for tina's dad?

>maya is a beautiful queen

>lilith still a used up blacked hag

Because most humans do not know the definition of equality.

kek

because they are fucking HOT

we had a 4 way with my dog once shit was banging

The first game may have strived to be more gritty but it's clear this has been abandoned by BL2, so as the series is now it would seem out of place to have rape when characters are also spouting memes every few minutes.

>Wasn’t there a lore reason
>lore reason
where? there's no lore like that

It’s implied to the point of confirmation

either capture you and rape you or they laugh at it and shoot it off

What if I twirl it around and call it my one-person sausage rollercoaster, and tell them they can take 1 free ride on it each

See

Well a chance is more than nothing

I'm guessing the cult they seem to be the leaders of in the trailer is formed under the new knowledge / new tech that makes it so anyone can inherit the powers of a Siren, maybe they need access to the vaults to unlock this ability, would give plenty of motivation for the other sirens from previous games and the new playable siren to hunt them down

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You cannot convince me for even 1/2 a second that anybody on planet earth gives a single fuck about borderlands "lore".

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Hey folks, it's Randy. Thanks a bunch for your support!
Here's a picture of me, working hard to ensure I make BL3 just as well as I made Battleborn, Aliens: Colonial Marines, and Duke Nukem Forever!

Thank you for saving my company so we can continue to fight bigotry and be BADASS for many years to come! YAAAAAAAAAAASSS!

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looks worse retard, learn to scale.

why is his neck so long?

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Shame steam isnt progressive enough to allow rape day huh?

Imagine the butthurt if someone modded in a cock in hand FoV and went around doing that.

NO.
>are we gonna redesign our iconic psychos?
>nah, but we gotta do something or its boring, how about we have a female version to vary things up?`
>OK

It's like none of you guys have any idea about how devs think

Hey, I'm Donte, and I'm a demon killer. Fuck you!

Why aren't female raiders pantless?

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its confirmed that he isn't

>no pit hair
6/10 almost as disappointing as epic exclusive

its confirmed that he isn't

>not about normal vault hunters getting fuck into insanity

i think its mostly implied that women that can actually defend themselves in this game are rare

they do exist but they are mostly in the army like zarpedon, her soldiers or Axton's ex gf

but user haven't you heard? being a vault hunter automatically makes you invincible and untouchable

making the respawn machine actually a thing in the story was a mistake. makes jack seem even more retarded.

is the bitch from the bar with the big tiddies in this one?

Unless you're Roland

you see her walking towards Markus in the trailer so yeah

wew

those faggots made that a non canon thing

you see, he said he is not one anymore
so he gave up on the protagonist inmortality

Maybe you should try it.

More like Randy Bitchford lol

Fuck can't unsee now

I’m going to fuck Tiny Tina and make her vagina and asshole not so tiny

five star post

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Not canon

The joke is, he "fixed" it to look more like the actual game model which looks like she has a giant floating head.

Bonjour, Vault Hunters

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not in a game where every single female character is strong and independent

These designs look like something you would find on Deviantart.

>ywn have batshit crazy yandery psycho gf
why even live bros?
WHY EVEN LIVE

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sauce?

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Toppest of keks

you are right, this is how the character looks in trailer

To eat leaves from tall trees

thank you based randy

AH IM SO FUCKING HORNY CUTE SMUG TOMBOY AND MUSCLE GIRL AND SOME FUCKING CHINK MECHA GIRL WHY AM I ALWAYS FUCKING HARD

Crab-17 phase 3 looks great! Please don't garnish my wages.

>heart starts racing just imagining this
>adrenaline at 240%
I'm just as shallow as women are, aren't I

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Is she Todd Howard's daughter?

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You are a hopeless forever virgin that would fuck monkeys and dogs at this point.

I can only assume they wanted their character models to looks disgusting.

What does Squirtle have to do with Randy

not even a virgin im too horny for that to be possible. ah Im going to jerk off to bangyou what a master

Bandits are escaped convicts, why the fuck sre there female bandits now? Wouldn't they be brutally raped and then put in barb wired filled suspended cages after?

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She looks like a female more than usual version of Baki Hanma.

There were always female bandits...

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hers is too they're both wearing neck stretchers just look

umm sweeeaty rape it's not ok

That's not a bandit you dumbass, that's a random bitch who was a normal person but turned into a rat to get away from scooter and a shitty Snow White reference.

Rats are far different from bandits

What about gang rape? At least 66% of participants think that's okay. Usually higher.

You do realize that some females may have been born into the bandit clan right? Or willingly joined?

theres none. they just ddint want to spend money making female models

Babies are eaten and a female "willingly" joining end up as passed around whore. There's no such thing as "equality" for these scenarios.

>They're fucking too rough, if they don't slow down--fuuuu
>-what have i been doing with my life?

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>people dont want psychos and bandit women because of muh ess Jay dubayew

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The antagonists are a cult, so it’s possible that they drew in recruits from off planet who weren’t convicts

borderlands characters always have weird long necks

>the black guy died first

Welcome to Nu-Yea Forums, where women in vidya shouldn't exist unless they're fapbait anime waifus.

haha imagine she pinning you down and slamming her hips down on yours haha imagine like she was just so forceful with you that she outright breaks your pelvis haha imagine if she actually smothered you in kisses and sucked on your tongue as she uses and abuses you haha imagine if she actually forced you to unload on her and carry your child to term haha

Hpw about focus on context you soastic Retardera faggot. Probably the same breed of retard that call people sexist for hating doom princess instead of having doomguy in the shitty jew movie.

Hey Randy can you sing the Bigot song ?
The one nobody liked back then on stage.

I bet you were a human once, now you're just a walking pile of memes.

/r/inceltears

>angel
>accounted for

the lore reason is development time

I just thought it was because Pandora was a shithole populated by criminals acting as slave laborers, so of course there wouldn't be any women left
Maybe the new cult attracts so many people that women start becoming a sizable part of the bandit population

Honestly yanderes are just hardcore retards. Why would you try to give them chocolate at midnight?

Angel and Steele are dead.
We only know of Killith, Maya, Amara and new villain.

its probably a psycho faction of only women

Pandora and its bandit tribes in general needs women or they'd die off pretty quickly. Bandits have always raided eachother and other settlements to steal their women and kids at times.

I don't care can't wait for the crazy rule 34 to beat my meat to.

that still makes it 6 sirens, but according to the rule, 2 more are supposed to appear sooner or later

Ahh, my favourite enemy in the whole game.

Actually this is probably one of the most civil discussions I've read on Yea Forums in a while. Mostly everyone is actually, y'know, on topic.

Every day in here...

Because Rihana was the model.

>context
>bonerlands
Oh right, I forgot Borderlands is most well-written piece of fiction to grace this planet. Surely they weren't adding stuff just willy-nilly with connections to previous pieces of story and lore being an afterthought.

>Epic exclusive

why

Well that's sort of the problem with there being sequels taking place years apart. Pandora in the state we see it in BL1 is just not sustainable for any prolonged period of time since it's basically just a never ending planetwide prison riot/treasure hunt.

The realistic answer? Rape and murder. People devolve in to animals like that, that's usually the first thing to show up.

Wears no war label, holds sword. You can't make this shit up.

>trailer in the livestream had the steam logo
Can I sue for false advertising?

Realistically rape would've been rampant in a "society" like that, so unless said women were fucked up masochists I don't see that working out.

what is sombra doing in borderlands

That says the bibel

>play BL1 Remastered
>do the beginning
>lvl 7 now
>only two quests I have are both lvl 10 and almost impossible to do

Am I missing something? Do I just kill random shit outside of town to level to 8 or 9 so those lvl 10 quest mobs don't destroy me?

i say give it a shot, usually they are not as hard as they seem

i don't recall there being a lore reason.
heck there was an echo recording in 2 of jack making a female psycho.

Go talk to TK Baha and he'll give you two quests for the Skag-infested shithole that are easier.

what? what echo? im pretty sure that's not a thing

BITCH I'M ON A DIET

FUCK OFF~??!?!?!?!

Why'd he have to die, man?

he was making more psychos with the slag.
or maybe it was some other thing, but there were some lore logs added when krieg came out that implied that hyperion was making people into psychos.
and one of the echoes you just hear a woman screaming

bruh
that quest in TPS about saving him and his wife? feels

"I'm gonna... FLOSS WITH YOUR SPINE!"
>proceeds to kill all of his friends

ah, i know about those echoes but i never heard them
im pretty sure they were kidnapping psychos and experimenting with them, just like Tina's parents

>possible

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You can’t arrest me for a thought crime
I am the ruler of my own mind

So it is written.

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>Play borderlands 1
>5 minutes in to the game, psychos demands women to definitely rape from the first town
Yeah. No gear box is retarded.

These are woman only bandit group formed when Hyperion fall down to Pandora of course.

>That sword
I want that fucking sword.

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Quick rundown?

>The one BL2 mission where the girl Dahl miner is killed by her female boss in Dahl for refusing to hunt Crystalisks.

Someone needs to shoop Todd’s face in here saying something about playing a cool new game he found.

smug and small

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m'lady

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>implying that the fempsychos wouldn't be doing the raping just as much as the men

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Women are weaker than men

yes because the borderlands world is very grounded in reality, now excuse me while i throw my exploding gun at the angry midget army

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Billions of guns are the great equalizer, user.

I'm not sure about that, but in the last Headhunter DLC, Krieg has to kill a former Hyperion researcher who's been sent after him, but someone kills the researcher and leave him a message:
>SALUTATIONS PSYCHOMAN I'M SORRY AS A SLICE WOUND SINCERELY SAMMY

Back in the Wildlife Preserve, the slag research is headed up by a woman named Dr. Samuels, whom Jack constantly calls "Sammy" as he makes her experiment on the locals. Various lines from Krieg seem to imply that a woman was also responsible for making him what he is now. So going from all that, it seems that Samuels was the one responsible for Krieg.

I'm guessing Jack turned Samuels into the victim of her own research as a punishment, and now she's just another psycho but still remembers enough of her old self to feel regret for what she did to Krieg.

>Bandits
Because they canonically get raped.
In bl2 while you do the clan wars we get a view into Moxi's and ellie's past, hodunks wanted ellie to become a breeder for the clan, confirming women are used as tools for procreation.
>psychos
We never fought any before but most of the female NPCs have some screws loose.

There was a pirate lady wasn't there?

the whole universe is fucked

fucking women BTFO'd holy shit lmao

No because it's only a timed exclusive, so you weren't lied to.

I think you mixed up the order of your nouns.

It would depend on the ratio.
If there's slight more women than males, rapes wouldn't be as prevalent, at least it's the same rapist every time.

>Tannis is a siren
>she had her powers stolen like Lilith
>finally gets them back in 3
>those glowsticks on male siren is how many siren powers he's stolen
>kill male siren so Tannis and Lilith get siren powers back

Bogged

>Drive car into Ellie full speed
>She just giggles
She wouldn't even feel their tiny little mutated micro penises

He's mostly robutt, look at the hinges on his cheeks.

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This
But it looks like they turned into a cult so it kind of makes sense to have women psychos now

>no female psychos
Lil sis is female.

> Mr. Bubbles is based on the "Bouncer" class of "Big Daddy" from the video game series Bioshock, another game produced by 2K Games. In the game they act as bodyguards for NPCs known as "Little Sisters". His name comes from the nickname that Little Sisters often call their Big Daddy.

>call their big daddy

l-lewd

why are you so gay?

You know.
If you survive on pandora against the rape psychos and hungry wildlife, I'm gonna make a bet you're strong and independent.

SHAD NO

yeah, because realism was always the top priority when making borderlands.

>Why would you try to give them chocolate at midnight?
because its five minutes into valentines day aka 12:05 am it's literally explained in the picture

>Probably the same breed of retard that call people sexist for hating doom princess instead of having doomguy in the shitty jew movie.
do you really want doomguy to be in a direct to channel movie?

Any of you guys playing BL1 ENHANCED?

I heard they made some new changes to UI, added 6 new legendary guns, customization for your playable characters, revamped the last boss fight making it better and in turn giving better loot, auto collect for all ammo, health and money, FOV slider and graphics upgrade.

check your steam library

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ONII-CHAAAAAN

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>featuring Donte from DmC

And yet, none of the ACTUAL problems of BL1 got fixed.