Tfw you can flex a muscle group in a way that stimulates your prostate

>tfw you can flex a muscle group in a way that stimulates your prostate
>Can masturbate with your mind

Games for this feel?

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What are some games about exorcising demons?

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How

Tell me your secrets, shaman.

Smash Bros. Ultimate

So many great bara characters to choose from. So easy to imagine getting butt fucked by incineroar or ike or papa ganon.

Nintendo games.

No joke, I once ejaculated in my pants at a friend's house doing this. I had to stay like two weeks at his house and it was getting hard not to masturbate, especially because we just watched a really hot R-rated movie beforehand. I still remember that night because it was the first time I played Star Wars Battlefront on the original xbox, so I guess that game?

Perverted education

I should practice kegels more. Or get a boyfriend to give my butt a good workout.

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Shove the right thing up your ass (and practice) and anyone can do this.

where do you live

redpill me on anal orgasms, Yea Forums. are they actually worth it? i've only ever put my finger partially in my ass before and it just hurt really bad

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Need help?

Washington state.

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Can you faggot discord trannies stop trying to normalize your queer bullshit? Faggots are brain damaged pedophiles and need to be put down like the plague they are.

Don't get started
You can't go back

there's nothing gay about masturbating you fucking faggot

It's too fucking good.

Have sex with a little girl, incel.

>there's nothing gay about fucking your own ass while wishing another man was doing it
Shup the fuck up, faggot.

He's talking about Kegels and it's the same muscle that you use when you are mid piss and you stop it abruptly. Nothing to see here

i've never been able to find my prostate despite putting things up my ass and it makes me feel retarded

Can I visit?

If you get to know me well, I don't see why not.

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How can I get to know you?

I learned and used to be able to do this all the time. Can't do it anymore for some reason. The first few times are a trip, you basically orgasm hands free.

Where.

>it's a Meowie thread

Contact info I guess.
Western side, I live close to Seattle.
Yeah, hi.

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How is that masturbating with your mind? It's masturbating with your muscles.
If you want to say that your mind is controlling your muscles, well, then, even masturbating with your hand is technically masturbating with your mind.

Didn't you get enough attention on April Fool's?

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Attention doesn't give you anal orgasms.

So by using my hand, I'm really using my mind, and if I can move things with my hand, I can technically move things with my mind? Wow. I'm a telepath. Thanks.

He has a point.

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You really need a boyfriend.

Of course that's gay. Anyone that imagines another man is a total fag. That's not exclusive to anal though. Imagining a dude jerking you off or fucking a man in the ass while you masturbate is gay too.

But if you were to imagine a woman with a strapon or a futa fucking you, it isn't gay.

Of course I do, then I can have someone to dote on.

Do you have discord or email?

Anyone else involuntary does ahegao during anal?

Yeah, both!

Can I have one?

>replying to anime posting gays
Might as well join NAMBLA.

games where you play as a god, as you've clearly ascended

Seattle huh? Couldn't get much farther away
Not in the US at least

And what exactly is wrong with both?

>finger partially in my ass before and it just hurt really bad
Does it hurt when you shit? How big are your shits? Consider how horribly and moronically wrong you must doing it given your answers to those questions.

>Does it hurt when you shit?
no
>How big are your shits?
pretty big

That level of grating immaturity is in no way worth an ass enveloping your dick.

You can post one of yours if you'd like.
I moved from the East coast a few months ago.

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>nathan thread
>anime trannies take over

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If we got to know each other online could I visit and do lewd things?

Have sex, incel.

How is that area? I've been considering moving out of NE

Nathan's a good lad, but you forget you're on the gayest board on 4chin

OP fucked up by bringing up gay shit too early on.

There is literally nothing gay about enjoying anal.

once you pop, you can't stop

go to sleep

Only if you became my boyfriend that I intended to spend my life with.
It's the most beautiful place I've ever been to. I will say, I've never been out of the US and I mostly lived on the Northeast coast most of my life, with a brief period in the southeast, so take that as you will. There's natural beauty pretty much anywhere you look here and vastly different regions and climates even in just different parts of Washington. I love it here and I want to spend my life here. The one downside is that cost of living is pretty high, at least on the west side close to Seattle. I can't speak for the east side on the other side of the mountains however.
I just got out of the shower, I can't sleep yet, I'm still all wet...

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Well, maybe you should have showered a little earlier then.

MOOOOODSS

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>Only if you became my boyfriend that I intended to spend my life with.
How hard is it for that to happen?

Probably... I had to work out real late because of my one roommate then the other asked me to stop in the middle of my routine to make him dinner, so it all got done way later than I planned for it to.
Depends on how compatible we are!

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Come on, friend, it's 2:30am. Get some rest.

Why didn’t you just jerk off in a toilet?

But surely lots of anons and people talk to you on discord all the time so how could I evven hope to be a possible bf.

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use lube

>the other asked me to stop in the middle of my routine to make him dinner, so it all got done way later than I planned for it to.
>tfw no user housewife(male)

I guess I should go brush my teeth and change into my pajamas, it'll be 3am before I know it...
I don't date people that don't live near me.
I'm told I'm a pretty good cook!

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Meowie make more videos please, I like videos for fapping
I'm straight btw

Yeah same, bought all kinds of anal-shit because "hurr it's so good" but nothing works.
Guess I just don't have a prostate.

Hey it’s they guy who jerks off bears neat

WHY ARE HUGE ANIMAL DILDOS SO EXPENSIVE MY FINGERS DON'T REACH FAR ENOUGH I JUST WANT TO DESTROY MY OWN ASS

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reminder to report all gay threads

Brushing your teeth and changing into your pajamas doesn't take 30 minutes. Don't be a moron like me and fuck up your sleep schedule for no reason.

>not just putting brushes or bottles up there
absolutely foolish brahbro

Having some sort of squishy object to clench on is amazing
The thing actually moving in and out is almost 99% of the time uncomfortable.
They make prostate dildos that aren't cock shaped for it

I'm dealing with enough blood already user.

This kill the thread already
It’s literally just some fat anime faggot attention whoring

Nathan... for me? UwU

/thread
it's just another source of pleasure

Now, wanting a dude to ram your asshole with his cock, that's gay.

He's not a "good lad", he's a criminal who doesn't care about the consequences of his actions at all.
Nathan Fielder for prison 2020