Satanic Borderlands 3 dev sjw circle blaspheming against Christianity

Sounds pretty based to me

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Defacing marry is pretty gay.
You have a twisted vision of idol worship.
If someone defaced a statue of a saint, people getting pissed isn't because they worship the idol but because that's disrespectful to the saint.

Siding with satan, good ole protestant.

>disrespecting the mother of God

I'm usually pretty edgy but even I have limits.

ITT: seething protestants
Imagine being so low-test you try and make your own religion out of another

You know if christians were killing people and bombing shit every day, they'd be too scared to mock christians too

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It's a cheaply bought, mass-produced idol of a saint with no value. It's dumb and edgy, sure, but it really doesn't matter.

Imagine rewriting the bible

you are aware god doesn't exist, right?

Blythe Renay
Sarah Boyle

Messages matter. Hes sending a message about his intolerant opinions and being openly disrespectful by doing this intentionally to make Christians mad.

All we did was add to it tho, not rewrite it

First of all, sick trips. Second of all. The only frustrating thing about this is how hypocritical I know the woman who did this is. If someone else did something similar, but to a statuette of Mohammed or Buddha they would cry about how evil it is and how their culture should be respected. But this woman will gladly deface a symbol important to other people because she feels entitled to because of this weird leftist programming that says it's ok to be disrespectful of one group, but not another. It's seriously the only issue I have. Who gives a fuck what anyone does to any statue, it's a fucking object, but I fucking know she'd be in hysterics if some foreign person's idol was the object being defaced.

Call me when the Catholic church follows the 2nd commandment

off yourself you religious tard
and stop samefagging your own thread

Keep fighting against infinity you can do it.

yeah yeah, *tips fedora*, *tibs bedora*, *strokes neckbeard*

>the only thing offensive about that image is how awful the painting job is
meh, it's okay for quick job

It's all bullshit anyway, I tip my fedora at you superstitious fools.

Are you aware that you need proof to validate your claim?
>inb4 wheres your proof that he exists
Im asking you first.

and it's working, judging by how assblasted you are posting this on Yea Forums. Good for her.

I was gonna say OP is wrong, but the trips prove otherwise. Carry on my friend.

Shut up, retard

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The demon schlong on the right shoulder begs to differ

This thread is bait but Catholicism is blasphemy. They put their traditions above the Bible. They basically worship the saints, the pope, and Mary, they diminish Christ's sacrifice by saying there's a list of stuff you need to do to get into Heaven (and of course you must be church-approved), and they call priests "father" even when there's a verse saying it's blasphemous to do so.

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Gotta love how Yea Forums gets upset like a triggered tumblerina when a game touches Christianity or redneck "culture"
Grow some balls and stop being a bitch

my god, what happened to this board? Are we pretending that Yea Forums is a strict religious board now? Jesus fucking christ

>not being a satanist

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Symbols have meaning, thats why defacing a simple symbol can be offensive. Shes sending a message by defacing it.

>seething protestants
protestants dont worship figurines

>Old Testament

>Letting yourself get angry at some stupid cunt on the internet who probably has a sub-100 IQ and wants validation from equally vapid strangers
Tell me when she destroys some ancient artifact or blows up a church.

Based
Fuck those dirty subhuman christians
They are animals in human skin god made to serve us
I'm gonna rape me some christian little whores this easter, and take a shit on her corpse

>intolerant
How so?

ok sure have another one

tips fedora, bibs beborda, etc. m'lady

>redneck "culture"
What exactly are you referring to?

Why would I need evidence to prove something that's common knowledge?

This tbqh

>greentexting OT
Just further proving my point

religion in general, obviously

thats a simple definition user. intolerant means she shows a lack of respect for people of a certain group.

Call me when the Catholic church follows any of the commandments
>made-up, non-biblical clergy
>infant baptism
>sprinkling instead of submerging
>multiple cups
>think the Lord's supper is literally eating and drinking Jesus' flesh and blood
>rampant fucking pedophilia, literally the worlds oldest crime ring
>add and take away from scripture all the time, follow man-made traditions and holidays with heathen routes

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ITT: OP replies to himself and false flags

fuck all religion including christianity, who cares if she defaced the statue of someone who died 2000 years ago.

The fact that you are getting butthurt about this shows that Gearbox is in the right.
Fuck idols.
Fuck Mary.
Fuck the pope.

Satanism isn't even real because Satan only has the power to tempt people to do bad things. It's like how sorcery and witches aren't real because that implies that random cunts who bang rocks and sticks together have powers equal to Christ.

All these people falling for another bait thread. Nice OP. Be a little more subtle so it doesn't look so obvious

lol nice! upvoted!

Just don't take the average woman seriously, they never think deeply about things, this is just to show how modern and independent she is who won't be controlled.

Do you think you're unable to respect a person and at the same time mock their religion?

As a jewish person my faith is constantly mocked by the media, but we learned not to care about it
We know it's all in good fun

Why can't Christians just grow a thicker skin?

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>Yea Forums criticizes SJWs and liberals
>Yea Forums can't take religious symbolism in their vidya
>Yea Forums starts acting like the very thing they denounce

If you are so worried about bigotry and hate, or whatever, then why are you the same people that criticize liberals and SJWs whilst throwing around racial slurs all of the time.

Either way, I don't care, but you sound like the SJWs you hate so much. God isn't real, so sit down somewhere and cry about it on reddit.

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Imagine if they did this to any other religion

>taking satanism literally as worshipping Satan

>Jews mocking themselves

So your the worst religion then. Plz an hero.

>>add and take away from scripture all the time, follow man-made traditions and holidays with heathen routes
this is probably the most bullshit point you could have added. whatever bible you protestant degenerates use also was put together by humans who only added what they wanted and rejected what they didn't want. The bible isn't some divine word of god like you protestant fags believe, and basing your whole religion off of the bible as the end all be all authority is naive.

Imagine being religious.

>Stop! Stop making the enemy live up to their own standards! Only we can do that!

Religionfags are mentally ill imagine being so braindead that you get mad over statues of imaginary people

LaVeyan satanism is just secular humanist by another name and can be safely ignored as such.

>The bible isn't some divine word of god
Wow. Enjoy hell i guess.

grade A retard post right there. walking up to someone and telling them "haha ur dumb" is not respectful in any way.

How the fuck are we siding with the Christians again after years of rebelling against it?

>The bible isn't some divine word of god like you protestant fags believe
What is wrong with Catholics?

Rabbi Yeshua was a real person. In order to be real he had to have a mother. Thus, Mary is a real person.

>walking up to someone
???

What!? I can't believe someone would do this! Just look at the THIN YOUR FUCKING PAINTS

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Lol then under what basis do you place your faith in Christ? Because somebody told you to?

Don't care, I drew Mohammad with a dick in his mouth once.

Good. Let them do it if they want.
It's them who'll get to Hell.

it's the same shit with stoners who get offended when you don't smoke at the moment

fuck religion fuck borderlands fuck SJWs fuck niggers and fuck trannies

>follow man-made traditions and holidays with heathen routes
its Christian way of lubing up yurpoors ass to convert

>But I want you to realize that the head of every man is Christ, and the head of the woman is man, and the head of Christ is God.
How did devote Christians just end up ignoring this and go full cuck? The west has gone to shit because men did not heed this part.

>blaspheming

Do you hate "SJW"s so much that you'll send your mind back into a 15th century mindset? How far will you go just to make sure you're on the "other side"

typical protestant aka satanist. jesus wrote none of the bible, and barely any of it was written by people who knew him directly or even directly witnessed the events. The whole old testament is just shit carried over from Judaism ffs.

Paintlets, when will they learn

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>The bible isn't some divine word of god
Then why do Christians act like it is when it's convenient for them?

I think it's because progressives pushed a little too far and these are the last dying breaths of European Christian faith before it's extinguished forever, replaced by secular humanism in Europe while the "Catholic" faith remains incredibly strong in the third world and Islam continues to grow.

It's also because given the choice between blue-haired tatted up whores screeching about how they want to cut your dick off before getting you fired and maybe thrown in jail, and quiet old men scowling at you for being a sinner, a reasonable person would probably choose the latter.

It goes with my aesthetic.

If siding with SJW means we have to forfeit every moral compass we have then i rather go back to being a christcuck

I CAN UNDERSTAND GODS WORDS.
if you do this youre a heaten

Just because the bible may have inaccuracies doesn't mean Jesus or his ability to perform miracles wasn't real.

Hardly getting mocked if it's just self deprecating humor, it's another thing if another person of a different faith mocks you, don't you think?

Reminder OP is just trying to manufacture fake outrage so this place looks as bad as resetera

>Yea Forums armchair theologists

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That guy apparently believes that bread and wine are made flesh and blood but cannot believe the bible is the word of god.

Did you miss the part where the west abandoned Christian values altogether? It's nothing but hedonists, moral relativists and disgusting hippy women who find their "spirituality" in nature and horoscopes and whatever

>You have a twisted vision of idol worship.
Not really. A lot of non-Catholic Christian denominations consider Catholicism's reverence of statues, relics and other religious items to be heretical.

Can't argue with that.

Nigga please, if you actually cared about religious doctrines you wouldn't be on this website filled with degeneracy and porn to begin with.

That's rich coming from a severed group that goes against the lords wish to keep Christians whole and united.

Well Randy is christian too

>But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1 Corinthians 2:14

desu i probably should have added a disclaimer that this isn't what the typical catholic believes, but its what I believe personally. Most Christians act like it is because they were told it is. Catholicism used to strongly emphasize, and still does strongly emphasize, that the priest, the pope, and the bible are the absolute authority.

Who do you think was spear heading this lack of values, hedonism and abandonment of tradition?

nice

Better than an armchair activist. Besides, part of learning is conversing
As a Jewish person your faith is what controls the media, retard.

The Old Testament should be thrown in the trash

>abandonment of tradition?
Nice try Catholic blasphemer but last I checked your pope promoted homosex

The term you are looking for is theologian
>getting called a satanist by a literal heretic
Even the pope you worship believes in the old testament lol

What the fuck I love nu-borderlands now.
Best part is it is a pirate bay exclusive.

>Yea Forums is now infested with literal boomers screaming about satantic video games and offensive imagery
Just put this board out of its misery.

The Lord says to follow the laws of the land as well, however, there are exceptions such as when it goes against the faith. The Catholic church has worked against the will of Christ since its inception. Good works will not get you into heaven, Jesus himself says this

>As a Jewish person your faith is what controls the media, retard.
Don't think you are anonymous, your anti-semitic ass is getting blacklisted

No but it is filled with gullible retards like you that take bait posts seriously

t. Christian who plays DMC and Doom

>implying I worship the pope
First of all, no catholic worships him because hes not God, and second I also realize that he is a human being with the capacity to make errors.

>not going in the middle of the degenerate hive to bring the light of the lord
Fucking casual

N-no, Mr. Goldstein, please! I'm sorry! I'll donate to my local synagogue, I promise! Shit, I'll even let you circumcise my son.

based low iq poster

Im proud of you Yea Forums, the majority of you didn’t take the bait

Then what is the purpose of a pope? Christianity is about a man's personal relationship with God, why does there have to be some old middleman in the way?

You have it wrong. I loved the cover art when I first saw it. It looked like they had an actual great idea. It turns out that it wasn't done for artistic purpose and world building however, but just to mock religion. That's why I'm mad.

Saints are just remnants of polytheism that Catholics implemented to convert pagans more effectively. Catholic (and to lesser extent Orthodox) practices have more to do with pagan traditions that scripture.

I thought they took it because they thought it looked cool, with a Saint of Guns kind of wibe

Good goy, you also need to fuck my porn actress wife. Gotta breed in white genes into the sons of abraham

Reminder to all passerbys: report this thread for off topic and trying starting a flamewar
Teach those newfag baiters what for

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>First of all, no catholic worships him because hes not God
They call the pope "Holy Father", you do not get more blasphemous than that

common "knowledge" needs evidence to prove itself you moron.

all abrahamic religions

Fuck nigger, fuck trannies, fuck jews, fuck muslims and fuck christians.

>your son isn't already circumcised

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The Old Testament is the only one that matters, your diluted fanfiction made for widespread appeal is barely a religion, let alone a good moral guideline.

this, kys OP

Absolute brainlet. Current state of religion cucks circa 2019

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And fuck you too

The pope and the Church as an institution's job is to seek the truth and provide the truth about God, Jesus, and God's word. The pope is not a middle man to God. Anyone can pray to God whenever.

My point was that women's rights was in direct conflict with religious and cultural tradition, society had to pick one over the other and they chose women over god, at a time when most people were still quite Christian, they put woman in front of god.
Yes you can abort your children, yes you can sleep around be promiscuous, yes you can abandon all expectations of what a good woman should be, etc.
All Christians are cucked today, they will always put woman before god.

Shut up shlomo.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA READING THE BIBLE LITERALY, ITS LIKE YOU WANT TO GO TO HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why making fun of Christians is progressive but making fun of Muslims is a big no-no?

I bet you would you faggy papist.

No they don't retard.

Holy shit these are the same people who scream Islamophobia every time someone makes a joke about Islam

there's just so much hypocrisy

Being this much of a faggot about games

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Because they'll kill your wife and chop off your right hand

Because Muslims will blow you up for it

Oh yes and "don't eat pigs" is a great moral guideline

The Old Testament is full of garbage that was deprecated because it was just rules for society, hygiene, etc. but for way back in the day.

Also are you implying that Jesus is just a fan fiction?

REEEE HOW DARE THEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEE OOOOOO OH OH OH OH HOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH GRAAAAAAAUGHHH REEE REE REE REE REE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Good thing I'm both sexist and Christian. Mind you, the Bible does say you should treat your wife with respect and foster a loving household and things like that but besides scripture, modern western women are mental children and I'm just sick of them if I'm being honest. And, as you already pointed out, I'm sick of everyone worshiping the almighty vagina.

in Quran man and woman are equal. Its just that south Arabs are shit followers and follow heaten traditions not Allahs.

user... are you okay?

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>its okay to disobey the lord during these circumstances
I seemed to miss that fine print of the Lords word.
>Catholic church has worked against Gods will
Wrong. Catholics dont idolize or worship saints or the pope. Dont believe me? Look at how Catholocs feel about the current Pope. Surely if we were just mindless papists we'd be kissing the floor he walked on.

>The Old Testament is the only one that matters
That's right, jews are god's chosen and we should all fuck our daughters and send our sons to die for Israel

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Then why pray to Mary? Why autistically do the rosary shit? Why is the current Pope's views so opposite to those who came before him if the seat is simply about providing truth about God? I respect the average clergyman, but I refuse to respect a man who put himself in such a position of power

and you're basing this on what? there are no records of Jesus performing miracles anywhere outside of the Bible.