Anyone else really excited for the new switch revisions? I really...

Anyone else really excited for the new switch revisions? I really, really hope they make one with a bigger screen and bigger controllers that are at least adult sized.

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It's called a TV and a Pro controller

i know this is bait but my fucking lord those are some freakishly swollen hands

Nice photoshop, Shrek.

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Next time, eat a salad

Bruh why are you putting chicken legs on your Switch, that stuff is greasy

What do you mean? that's just a regular hand.

it looks like regular chicken drum for me

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>when you have a drumstick for thumb

Fat
Bald
Fatty
Fat
Fat Fat

Stop fapping user, you got your hand pregnant.

SOMEBODY

ONCE

TOLD

Sony keeps winning

ME

ME THE GRASS IS MUCH GREENER
ON THE OTHER SIDE

why do fat people seem to always have gengar as their favorite pokemon

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Shitposting aside, I really don't know what's worse.
>that giant hand
or
>Mad Max Feminist Road poster on the wall

Because they dream of posessing cute girls?

>Swollen
It's called being FAT

You need a version for fatties user