Valve as a whole is magically turned into the form of a cat and has shown up at your front door

Valve as a whole is magically turned into the form of a cat and has shown up at your front door.
What do you do with it?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
FAGGOT

Kick it off the porch.

Pet it and love it like my other cats. What else?

Rape it until it starts making games again.

Feed it to the Chinese people behind Epic

Love it, care for it, and only feed it when tf2 updates are released.

I regret shooing the last catto I saw on my property, so I would make sure I pet this one as much as possible.

save it, rehabilitate it from its money addiction, train it to make games again in a rocky style comeback (pic related)

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>steam will never be this bara again
When is gaben going to have enough money to transform all of his fat into muscle?

this picture.............aged poorly

>What do you do with it?
Greenlite more kino games like samozbor

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what "friend" would Epic be?

Pretend it's my old dead cat and whenever someone asks me something like "hold up didn't your cat die" I'll pretend nothing happened and act like they're crazy

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That's a buff ass kitty

>valve always wants to break new ground
>gaben thinks VR is valve's next chance at glory
>tries to make VR games, they all look like shit
>gaben gets depressed, sits around his mega mansion and mic spamming empty tf2 servers and reading artifact hate
>suddenly he has an epiphany
>if he can't make a make a good VR game a reality, he will simply make reality like a VR game
>pic related

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Your mom's cat that you have to live with that doesn't get along with Valve but you live with your parents so you don't have a choice in how to properly train it

I don't like cats or Valve's games, so probably kick it.

i feed epic with it

rape it

I have it sit on my lap while I play Deathmatch Classic, the Valve game that actually deserves a sequel.

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So is anybody running steam?
Does it just shut down if its valve as a whole?
is the cat the collective consciousness of every employ at valve?

steam is toxoplasmosis

yes

>that picture

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