Well

well

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ask why he's swinging his hand through empty air

*removes my spats and spread asshole*

Nigga if you wanted a high five just ask.
Then ask him what's good in Fighting Games

suck his bbc

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call the police and then sue his ass for sexual harassment

Shake his magic hand for slapping a gf into existence

>implying I have a gf
>implying he would ever slap a nonexistent ass
>implying he would slap my 4'4" wife who looks like a 7 - 12-year-old child despite being 30
>implying he isn't intimidated and threatened by how tall, muscular and alpha I am

btw he's 2lb and 80 ft tall

spill my spaghetti everywhere

Start prepping him.

Ask him to slap mine too.

Shit on the floor

I'd fight him of course.

thank him for magicking me a girlfriend

Tell him that's my brother.

Smash him over the head with 10 of those rockband guitars in the pic not for slapping my GFs ass but for being a nigger in my path.

It's 2019, we file a sexual assault charge, have the Gamestop security cameras as evidence, and reap the benefits, taking every last penny of that niggers money

This. A buff nig slapping my white girls ass on camera? I gotta use that supposed white privilege for something.

>implying he would slap my 4'4" wife who looks like a 7 - 12-year-old child despite being 30
I've been waiting to use this picture for a long time

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Call the cops.

>Supposed
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