The Heavenly Tailor offers you a gift mortal. You may choose one item out of his stock of divinely forged armor sets or masterfully woven clothing.
The Heavenly Tailor offers you a gift mortal...
I request the comfy kimono.
Yeah I'm not reading all that shit.
I choose the kimono because it looks the comfiest to sit around on my ass
Didn't the heavenly tailor kidnap that one universe warper and sewed him into an existence where he is now a mindless undead monstrosity that eventually developed some moral code and then died fighting the outer gods?
I wanna buy what the noodle dragon is wearing?
Whats in the mystery box?
>Even the fucking dragon is wearing a kimono
yeah, i'll have what he's having
business suit
Gimme that Regalia so I can conquer the world with magic and talkfu.
...What?
bump
What kind of peasant would choose anything but the Holy Roman Regalia?
A dirty low-born one. That regalia is godtier fashion. Who wouldn't want to look this regal?
all < pl8
Looks mildly uncomfortable to be honest desu.
Honestly while I'd normally go for Sir Gavian's plate, I think that Blessed Kimono is too fucking sick to pass up.
Blessed Kimono
Kill everyone with magic and spiritual attacks
to fast to be hit by blades
Become a magic and sword god
>0 speed
good luck when yo ass gets killed by deft nigga samurai
Caesar's Cuirass for fashion and function.
>cast slow time spell
>telekinetically break samurai's neck
Magic is always overpowered and the regalia just gives it an inane boost.
Business suit is the most practical, because I'm not adventuring or anything, so that one.
>choose the kimono
>use magic immunity to kill you and take your silly dress
pshh...
>cast intangibility spell and becomes impossible to hit
>scrapes you with shortsword, inflicting bleed damage and killing you due to the kimono's poor defense when you near
Heh... Amateur...
>not using talk no jutsu to get him to fight for you instead
>Blessed Kimono or Bogyo Set
The rest have downsides or lack potential in my field but for those too for fucks sake OP I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
>opens ~
>clicks one each of you one by one
>kill
>kill
>kill
>closes console
>bodies ragdoll over
Nothin' personal....
>shoots you in real life
Heh, that'll teach you to mess with me.
I don't know any magic and am not one for combat. I'll take the suit. It'll make my lady swoon.
Kimono of course, magic resistance is invaluable.
I'm surprised it's been this long without some scalie lunatic lusting over the shopkeeper. It's better this way.
Moustache renders it immune to waifufags.
holy roman regalia is a better version of the suit minus the lockpicking and sneaking part
Hey, you're right. Skopkeeper threads should have mustaches more often to filter the faggots.
I choose four burgers.
Is the burger made from normal cow meat or ostrich meat?
>talk
>Deft
Probably the greatest happiness will be eating that burger, so I'll go with the later without dying
Kimono, no contest
Kimono and I spend the whole time running away making the ground a fromsoft swamp.
Wait, what if the burgers are actually poisoned? I mean the shopkeeper is a demon and sells evil and malevolent items so think about it.
>buy suit
>max agl/str
>use 2h
>a salaryman doing incredible acrobatics whilst killing monsters
Pretty sure the moustache appeals to faggots.
In what way?
Can I have a pork bun? You are a dragon, that means you must be selling pork buns.
bump
Faggots like men. Men have mustaches. Do the math.
Well I don't doubt it. I guess this thread is just a rare occurrence where no faggots showed up then.
Blessed Kimono