Why are spiders always enemies in videogames? They can be so much more than just that

i want to love the spider

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exhentai.org/g/13943/5bb7a41771/

Get the fuck out of here newfag

its based on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Junko_Furuta

i dunno, spiders are pretty cool.

Careful, I'm a ten year vet

I wanna love the spider too.

it was a panda?

You clearly are not if you don't know concrete girl.

the mutilated corpse of a 17 y/o girl who had been kidnapped, raped and tortured.

STOP

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im not even a fan of undertale but spider girls are my weakness.

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>tri-armpit

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I won't lie, I've jerked off to the in-game model multiple times.

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Most spiders are not cute like Muffet. Most spiders are fucking scary.

Post one (1) image of a scary spider.
Protip: you cant

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I'm thinking 1,600 kids

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You've no idea. You should look up how mud daubers kill spiders instead. Spiders are one of the least terrifying critters out there in that regard.

How many are you planning on eating?

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I'm pretty sure being paralysed from the neckdown and having your insides be liquified by stomach acid while still alive. With Mammals and reptiles excluding chimps they have the courtesy of making sure their food is dead by suffocating or drowning it.

Will you also cook them alive?

I've drawn a few of these in my time. I can post more if you want.

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I like Shantae!

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Driders are in an entirely different class

>if you want
Just fucking post them

Is it true mama spiders eat their babies

Some do
It's free calories

Well shit, okay.

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Mama spiders are fucking dead once their babies hatch. Haven't you watchef Charolletes Web?

She looks like she fucks black widows

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thats pretty metal

Black Widow females are the big ones you cucked obsessed faggot.

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I think that might be all I have on me atm. If I see anymore I'll post them.

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I found a random doodle I did, too

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I'm pretty sure those are harvestmen, not actual spiders.

Someone sure is triggered. Lose your waifu to a black man? Sad!

What exactly is she implying by giving out a sample donut which has it's donut hole covering her donut hole?

>Onii-chan! Clean my feets~
::::3c
youtube.com/watch?v=z2wY_NKNFqM

Sauce?
What the hell

>he hasn't drawn a spider posting at a computer
Come on now user

Reminder that spiders are not your friends, they are not sexy, and they should all be purged in a cleansing fire.

based and redpilled

t. mosquito

Spiders? Punch 'em.

I love quaalag

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Best song

>and they should all be purged in a cleansing fire.
And who will do their jobs? Certainly not humans.

>t. fly fag
get webbed cuck

SOURCE??? I NEED HER FOR MY COLLECTION

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Thanks for the list of evil spiders in video games

Here: Use a reverse image search engine, you retarded saucefag.

I found it, and HOLY FUCK what a motherlode. Loli dakimakuras with their c-word's out and everything. What a treasure trove.

CUNNY

God, imagine how nice it must feel to have those six hands running along your skin.
I just want intimacy.

Ever since Franken Fran, I got a real thing for chicks with six arms. IMAGINE.

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>born too soon for spider gfs
Kill me

>grew up too late for a tomboy gf
>born either too early or too late for any other preferred type of gf

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I want to rent that spider!

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I wanted my own spider daedra in Oblivion. I was surprised people didn't go nuts with mods for them. Guess I was the only one who wanted to fuck a spider..

>Not keeping up with medical advancements
>Not knowing about prosthetics that can read nerve signals
Just keep working and saving up boys, pretty soon you'll be able to order a russian sex-slave with working extra arms & eyes, and as a bonus the plastic shell probably feels just like actual spider chitin.

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Based. And also lay larvae in them too, haha

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I wonder who could be behind this post...

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>Because spiders kill things in the absolute worst possible way imaginable
Bro Cordyceps
Cordyceps bro.
I told u dog
Also Toxoplasma Gondii

>some men have done bad things opposed to literally every spider doing bad things

>use rope
You've already used this.
>_

>Wants all spiders gone
>Doesn't realize that without spiders they're larvae will starve
>Didn't even think to try farming them to ensure a steady supply
STUPID
DUMB
WASP
SCUM

Puss puss.

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Jesus Christ

>only now learning about concrete girl

Not just spiders. Fucking hamsters will do it depending on circumstances.

>Those men are now free somewhere in Japan.
Time to plan some executions.

>have fetish for women getting suck in webs/nets
>literally next to no porn of this whatsoever
I hate my life.

>google chelicerae
>first image looks like a muffet with green socks and no pantsu as seen from below

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Scorpions > Spiders

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Theyre both pretty rad, user

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fuck this outfit is my weakness

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Agreed.

How do I get a gf like this?

I've also been here since 2009 and never seen this. Just because someone has been around for a while doesn't mean they've seen the same threads as you, or lurk as often as you do.

Learn Spider-Chinese

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What the fuck is wrong with you
Beetles are bros, don't post this shit ever again

lurk moar newfag

>2009
You should at least remember the rule 'lurk moar', newfag.

>SHE'LL NEVER BE YOUR BIG SISTER

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I already have a great big sister. I don't have a spider gf.

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This. May as well see who wins in a fight between a tiger and a sheep

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Muffet becomes your friend, though. Unless you're on Edgelord Path.

Good, I don't wanna be a siscon

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tfw your genes will die with you

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I do mostly lurk. Just posting to say that it's not improbable that the other guy has been here that long and not heard about that case.

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its a surreal feeling tbdesu

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What's her appeal?

6 armpits

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spider pusspuss
"ahuhuhuhu"
spider donut

I love spiders, just the other day I was leaning much further back in my chair than I normally do, and a baby spidey landed on my tummy.
I looked away for a second and it disappeared, then I thought that if I wasn't leaning so far back I'd have a cute little spider on the top my head.

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It crawled into your belly button

im a weirdo that likes spiders

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Aren't spiders generally ambush predators, so they'd prob be shitty in a straight up fight?

gothic lolita
can finger your butthole, her butthole, someone elses butthole, your childhood friends butthole and still have two arms free for other stuff.
web hole
great cook

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Are we done muffetposting? We just doing bugfights now?

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Radiation poisoning?

There's no point in using these scorpions in bug fights because there's no other bug that can beat them.

That's just cheating.

>not just getting a dex/int bug that knows how to avoid it
there's always a counter

based kabutops

Yes, scorpions are more versatile.

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>Due to the severity of the torture, she eventually lost bladder and bowel control and was beaten for soiling the carpets. She was also unable to drink water or consume food and would vomit after each attempt. She was also severely beaten for this.
Dude...

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literally the niggers of insects

>he unironically bought a meme daki from OneyPlays

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Imagine Muffet pinning you down with one pair of arms and choking the fuck out of you with another pair all while forcefully fucking the shit out of you.

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>never ever
Just end me now

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>Actually posting webms of a Scorpion beating a cockroach

lmao

scorpions literally, LITERALLY pathetic

pic related its your nigger bitch ass being taken in by something not stuffed in a box trying to escape

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>being this seething
wew

I mean, that's a fucking dragon in comparison
They're bug fights for a reason

bros could any bug actually beat a scorpion one on one?? are they unstoppable? i'm literally shaking right now

I want to get hug from Muffet. She is very cute and has very soft arms and hands.

I wish Muffet will come to me and wrap all her beautiful arms around my body in wholesome hug while she softly whispers nice things to me. That will be paradise.

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Yeah I did, fuck you. I have plenty of others that aren't memes, 11 in total.

reminder flower a cute

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Unless it's a big that evolved to beat them, I doubt it. Gotta remember that besides having 2 pincers and a king range poison stinger, their caparace is harder than most in comparison. Like some user said, it's like watching a tier vs sheep fight. There's no fucking contest.
Now beetle vs beetle or scorpion vs scorpion mite be interesting

Same

Not spider enough. Needs more spidery spiders.

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>updates once a month
A true crime.

what is this

"So I'm a spider, so what?"
Not weeb enough to know the Japanese name.

>monger about a genderless spider
>cover has a cute jk on it
mufugg artists knows how to bait people in
face it, if jk legs were not on the cover most neets wouldnt buy it

Got a link where I can buy that, brother?

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>genderless
The manga is about a girl who dies and gets reincarnated as a spider in another world

I don't know, you could always try searching the watermark

wouldnt a crab beat a scorpion?

I would ask why does Japan have insect cock fights but then I remember its Japan.

No. Scorpions are just too op.

What about the Lobster?

jesus. just when i thought i could forget

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Nope lobster lost too. We're lucky scorpions are so small.

We know who you are.

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Any vid of that? I'm pretty sure an adult lobster with a hard shell (not a soft one they get during shedding) would beat a scorpion

Because spiders are the stuff of nightmares.

t. Fly

"Kumo desu ga, nani ka"

>that one doujin where Muffet rapes Flowey

You can play as a spider in horrorvale

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That does not sound very nice

>only six limbs

>genderless
She's a female spider, as shown when she progresses far enough and gains the Spawning ability which makes babies.
And obviously she's half-a-human-girl when she ascends into an Arachne

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Here's the source btw
nhentai.net/g/199777/

None of these are fair and wouldn't have any other outcomes.

>spider girl: 100
Criminally underrepresented in the doujin space.

>ywn be spinder handled by an aggressively lusty spidergirl

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>184 pages
tl;dr

Me on the left

Who says he's not hiding two limbs each in his pants?

>With Mammals and reptiles excluding chimps they have the courtesy of making sure their food is dead
>This nigga never seen wolves, lions and other predators begin eating before the prey is suffocated
Maybe recheck into that "they're dead before being eaten" thing.

schoolgirl gets beaten and raped in 2 dozen ways over the course of 44 days by yakuza incels then dumped in some concrete. that would be normal for jap fiction, but unfortunately it's based off a real murder. see

>wanting a spider wife when she will decapitate you after sex

>not knowing how spiders work

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>implying you can't be a sneaky blackwidow male chad who slips away after sex and still survives.

i had to have a lie down while i was reading the crime
jesus suffering fuck...

>not knowing that some spider species kill the male after breeding

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>Not keeping all kinds of snacks in the bedroom for munchy nights
>Not introducing erotic foodplay into the bedroom for sexy nights
>Not ordering takeout from half-a-dozen different places, watching the confusion when they see so many cars in one place, and then pigging out while watching Netflix for comfy nights
That's what you get for not keeping your spiderfu full and satisfied in every way.

>introduce erotic foodplay
>you end up just making yourself taste better
I don't think you thought this through

Very few actually do this, and usually only if the male dallies after mating or the female is starving. It's not as regular as some think.

Hmmm, I wonder who could POSSIBLY BE behind this post.

You keep her away from the vitals, so whipped cream/chocolate syrup/honey on the nipples/belly/thighs, and sub in bananas and chocolates shaped like your dick/butthole, that way she gets to play and gets fed, by the end of it she's full enough not to eat you and horny enough just to fuck. It's a bad idea anyway to put sugary things near either of your respective groins since that might lead to a yeast infection.

>she just eats your nipples, disembowels you and takes chunks out of your thighs
>this is fine

wow user you sound like a pussy
or maybe you're just a homosexual

I just want a spider gf to tie me up and drink my fluids
Not actually eat me, with tearing and chewing

Fluids as in blood included?

Yes
Dying from rapid blood loss isn't as painful as say being actually eaten

imgur.com/a/9zXcPaG

Again, she's not taking a bite unless she's hungry so as long as she's fed then I'm fine, and with how much fruit and chocolate I'm gonna stuff in her craw then I should be fine.

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Shed have to be hungry to eat the food in the first place, right?

No.

How may times am I going to have to teach you this lesson old man?
>Spiderwaifu is hungry and horny
>Give her bananas and dick shaped chocolates to eat/masturbate with
>Rinse and repeat until she's horny but full
>Fuck her without worrying you'll get vored
And like said, she doesn't have to be hungry in the first place, you could just tell her it's your kink.

go back to your discord tranny

we need more monster characters in general, especially insects

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Im afraid of spiders but would fuck them if they looked like Muffet

Monstergirls are severely underrated
Aliens are old and busted
Western media needs to get with the times

You'd fuck anything that looks remotely feminine

I suddenly want to eat a spider donut.

there's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them

she was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited

I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats

Cute
Whats her name?
When are you introducing her to your parents?

>monstergirls underrated
They are becoming more and more normal and widespread bruh despite it being literally beastiality waist down

>beastiality
I wouldnt consider dogs/cats/horses monstergirls user
Insects, imaginary creatures like slimes and various other invertebrates usually come to mind as monstergirls

Centaurs are considered monstergirls despite it being half horse and human

>Monstergirls
no thank you

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Aliens aren't fuckable

5 reporting in

>xenophilia chart
Needs more variety

How do you think So Sorry feels when seeing threads like this?

Everything is fuckable, with enough determination.

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They really don't want to fight at all, they just want to get away from each other :(

6 gaaaaaang

Large beetles can't get hurt unless they open the elytra, but also can't really do much to the scorpion since their weapons are designed for throwing stuff off of trees but they're always put on flat ground when fighting scorpions.

Where's the Punisher when you need em.

Why fuck a spider when you can fuck a nonster kid

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>that model
Some things are just not supposed to be translated into 3D.

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Flat terrain heavily favours scorpions, put them on a log with a palawan stag beetle and the scorpion is getting launched into space.

user what the fuck
This gremlin doesn't even compete with spiders
Amputee fetish degenerates begone

haha epic XD

Guys what was the name of that short one ep anime where the spidergirl just drops the MC's childhood friend to get eaten and MC just doesn't care?

Yep

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Mothgirls are very fuckable though