Enjoying videogame

>enjoying videogame
>remember you are a virgin
anyone else know this feel

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>anyone else know this feel
no, I'm a chad ;)

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Stop blaming your shit on sex, just learn to enjoy other things like video games haha lol.

literally fapping is better then sex 50% of the time
if you disagree, you are a lying fucking virgin

>t. virgin

Millennials are so fucked lol. Free love didn't work for the Boomers either and it won't work out for them.

t.virgin

He's right though.

When you get a gf you truly know the joy of just being able to have a quick 10 minute wank by yourself to your favourite fucked up porn.

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lol

I literally turned 30 a few weeks ago.
Get the fuck over it, dude.
It's not worth getting angry over.

>being a virgin
>in 2000+19

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im a volcel though so its okay

I like how it's always the girls with absolutely no asses who act like this.

Honestly fapping (if you're good at it) gives a much more intense orgasm than sex. While nothing can really compare to the warmth of a pussy, it's the overall intimacy with your partner that matters. If you think about sex just for the orgasm and think of women as just objects then you're in for a big disappointment.

>fucking a used-up whore instantly fixes all your life problems
Wrong kiddos. It can make your life a lot worse, especially once the kids come sliding out.

Based on (limited) personal experience the orgasm feels more complete with someone you care about, it's odd. I thought it was just bullshit to stop dudes from just viewing women as sex objects.

Best nut I’ve ecer gotten was after fappin on like an 80mg vyvanse come down

sex is a meme perpetuated by women to keep the only power they have over men, dont fall for the trap bro

I might have been a Chad in an alternate reality where I had better hair, instead I'm in this reality with a naturally high hairline and a massive cowlick that all of the kids made fun of as a "bald spot"

FUCKING CHADS WHY MUST THEY HAVE ALL THE LADIES I JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH A QT

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lol cope you sexless fag

Imagine being over the age of 20 and not having had any kind of intimacy with a girl

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That's pretty concerning since importing anacondas into the US is illegal

Plus babysitting a large reptile at a dance sounds like a drag, how is Tyler going to have a nice time?

imaging playing indieshit

Why would I have to imagine it when I live it every day lol

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