What does this mean for the future of dinosaur games?

My childhood is ruined. I was obsessed with Dinosaurs and now scientists are telling me everything I knew about them is a lie.

why do people pretend to be so offended that science proves dinosaurs were just big lame birds?
Jurassic park still exists faggot.

dinosaurs aren't lions

Birds are Archosaurs, sweaty

you talking shit about the supreme champion?

Like when devs and players magically realized all women aren't supermodels.

Next thing we know, they'll be telling us they had blonde hair

Fun fact: T-Rexes didn't do either of those, nor did it roar like Jurassic Park. Apparently they use low rumbling infranoises to communicate and it naturally triggers a fear instinct in most species.

youtube.com/watch?v=VLJrPxyA_Ns

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I'm actually a fan of more bird-like depictions of dinos but I also like the pop culture version too. From my understanding we don't really know anything for certain past the skeletal structure and maybe some fossils that had scales, can't remember. We probably won't ever know for sure exactly what they were like, and it's kind of fun to see how people interpret them for games and stuff.

Hopefully more things involving dinosaurs being brought back by Nazi super science.

How could (((Spielberg))) lie to us?

Weren't dinosaurs unlike any animal that exists currently?

smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/t-rex-skin-was-not-covered-feathers-study-says-180963603/
What happened to this being a thing?
It's not even that old. Are we back to the feather thing again?

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So instead of "unrealistically" hot women we got a horde of unrealistically ugly women (and literally, as they make them uglier than her real life girls they use as model or reference)
Also feathered dinosaur making terrifying low honks and bellows >>>> uggo empowered womyn

>science disproves dinosaurs
>science disproves god
>science disproves gender equality
Man, fuck science, it's no fun

>honked
fuck this clown world

They sounded like this
youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

>Dude fuck scientist dinosaurs are REPTILES NOT FUCKING GAY ASS BIRDS
>But also they roared even though no reptiles do that

>Science disproves god
Your smooth brain is showing

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Michael Crichton wrote the book. The dinosaurs are hybrid animals, specifically to explain the fact that they are not historically accurate.

how would they know? it was billions of years ago

I've seen real dinosaurs before. The T-Rex is white with green eyes and it makes a low rumbling sound and it traveled in pairs at night and snuck up shit in the woods.

This other big brown dinosaur had fur like hair and creepy dog eyes and it jumps into stuff to attack them.

We have seen 1 dinasour tail with feathers and flesh conserved in amber.

>something 10 times bigger makes that noise

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I took everything I know about dinosaurs from this show
youtu.be/VI__EW_fPJs

MUH GIANT CHICKEN is pure shitposting.
Just retards trying to take the piss out of dinosaurs because no one is allowed to enjoy things.

I didn't say I had a stance one way or the other, user. I was just making a simple comparison.

Do you just go looking for things you hate? Do you like living like that?

youtube.com/watch?v=DzXVMjsZloE
youtube.com/watch?v=GRLQIrp-0m4
Imagine a mix of these.

>UUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wow, user, you sure are smart. They look at the cranial capacity and the shape of the skull to determine the shape of the brain and they analyze the data based on life forms we already know about and when they do it enough they see patterns and can understand that the hearing capacity of a trex would have had to be low and based on the study of the rest of its body and tons of paid research they realized that the trex makes a low pitched growl rumble sound because thats the sound it makes and hears best

We were never beyond "we're still figuring shit out" like we always were
Stop taking clickbait headlines from mags and news sites desperate for earth-shattering stories at face value.

It's a good thing Yoshi is wooly looking now, because dinosaurs are supposed to have feathers.

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nigga how you tell this shit from bones

They didn't develop Bird vocal cords yet. They sounded like this at most
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6HBHWzxL0Y
youtube.com/watch?v=GRLQIrp-0m4

Except Parasaurolophus which sounded like youtube.com/watch?v=QtpSOpUDCb8

So they sounded like dinosaurs?

why is that gator cute

While I completely agree with the scientific validity of feathers, feathered dinosaurs will never be cool. The popular culture reptilian looking ones will always better capture the imagination of man, creating a solid, easily-grasped basis for prehistoric life and the conditions therein. No one thinks a world full of giant chickens is cool or otherworldly, just silly.

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>white dinosaur
>sneaking at night

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Why do /pol/ fundies always have to suck all the air out of the room with unfunny facebook memes and getting overly offended when their holy cows are hated on?

Not him, but do you mean facts? I was here years before was /pol/ was a board and it's easily the worst thing to happen to Yea Forums. But that said, pic related.

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That's legit terrifying.

all gators are cute

God I hate the first channel so much. He has videos in which the dogs are trapped with the tigers and the tiger enclosure looks way too small.

The same it meant for movies, nothing.

but it's not though

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Science is no fun for proving genders aren’t equal? What? When did you ever think they were?

Yeah, is that a problem? It was white and apparently nocturnal.

Or maybe the one I saw was awake at night but maybe they usually aren't idk. Lol.

science isn't canon anyways

The fuck man it's like groaning giant steel structures you'd see in a post apoc setting.

See: Siamese Cats
You can have both.

For me it's the Carnotaurus

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>Predators
Those are some really nice legs you have there faggot

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And? Why do we have to downgrade?

Fuck that dinosaur faggot, he a shit

Man imagine evolvig a fucking hammer as a tail. Too bad they went extinct or it’s descendants would have evolved a pistol tail.

youtube.com/watch?v=IdzRyortqLA

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would you have a pet dino?

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>honked like a goose

why do they keep ruining dinosaurs?

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As a floridian I can safely say all gators are cute. They're just cute in the same way a wild cat is, you know that they would happily maim you if they felt like it and can look a bit more roughshod then they actually are.

*flips you over*

I have pet chickens and they are very cute so yeah maybe a small dinosaur would be nice

We don't. I was just saying. Mainstream casual vidya has always pushed for realism. In the case of women, not every one is going to be some 10/10. But they also shouldn't all be 4/10 either. You need balance. We're just going through a phase right now.

Instead we have pistol shrimp which create miniature suns to fuck things up they don't like.

youtube.com/watch?v=7Qp_bUYPrTg

How would they even figure that out?

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>65 million bc
>still using legs
L M A O @ Y L
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Fuck no, especially not a carnivorous one that size. Might as well own a godamn cassowary.

You are an intellectual cuck and i pity you.

maybe if youre a dumb faggot that assumes all birds are chickens sure
bird of prey are huge chads

how come ptrerofags dont get anal ravaged every time they get cuter and fluffier?
what is wrong with dinofags?

>April 2019
>still uses cuck as an insult
Thank you for proving my point.

>bird of prey
>not bearded swag vulture

>velociRAPTORs evolved into RAPTORS
huh who woulda thought that

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No because birds are living dinosaurs.

Has any game even used the feather dinos

frankly, this shit is Scarier than a fucking roar, because it affects the entire fucking body like a Sonar Riot Gun

If you ate chicken for lunch, you've seen a real dinosaur.

Didn't people who find dinosaur remains before just called them dragons or cyclopses? I'm sure there greeks have made a tomb for a "cyclops" they found.

This whole video starts from a flawed premise. There is no motive behind "creating" dinosaurs either, unless you're some abrahamic S-O-Yfag

because they are the top tier dino

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/pol/ lives rent free in this one

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imagine if early humans drank as much s*y as you and pussied out of domesticating wolves because they're big scawy carnivores

The fear instinct thing is bullshit but the low rumbling is based off of crocodiles and birds like ostriches and cassowaries. They're basically the closest livign things to dinosaurs, especially vocally, since they don't have sirynxes like songbirds and shit

Why are scientists such buzzkills? Why are they so obsessed with ruining everything interesting?

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>getting charged by elephant bull
heh not even scary look at those big dumb ears
>getting charged by adult male trex
hehe nice try but i see some feathers there buddy, not even scary anymore

everything you grew up knowing about dinosaurs comes from extremely low specimen numbers. For example, Anklosaurus has had only 2 skulls and 3 partial skeletons ever found, with only ONE of those having the club tail. It could have been some fucked up one of a kind freak and never actually been a big club boy

>dinosaurs had feathers
>this means they looked just like modern birds only scaled up
At least pick a bird that doesn't live in your garden

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Wolves are only primarily carnivorous, though.
If they were entirely carnivorous, like cats, they couldn't eat human trash and would not domesticate themselves so easily.

Because real life is uninteresting in general and that's why we have VIDEO GAMES

new discoveries are very interesting you are just a species nostalgiafag which is depressing we live in a world where thats even a thing

You already own a small dinosaur.

>comparing a wolf to a fucking dinosaur
user
go tame a cassowary and get back to me when you're done

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>There is no motive behind "creating" dinosaurs either, unless you're some abrahamic S-O-Yfag
The guy also has Flat Earth videos on his channel. That should explain all you need to know about him.

>NOOOO!
>IT CANT BE! BUT MUH HOLLYWOOD!

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I prefer Dinosaucers
youtube.com/watch?v=gy7fO2i9y94

>Pterosaurs are dinosaurs
>but birds aren't
Your brain on /pol/

>my ancestors ;^)

>try to domesticate a Tyrannosaurus
>your entire tribe of 30 people is completely wiped out by just a single one

Nah velociraptors left no descendants.

not extreme enough
youtube.com/watch?v=VI__EW_fPJs

>Dinosaurs honked

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You're right. We live in a horribly plain physical universe. There is no depth to it, no mysticism, nothing.

That's a reasonable stance user. My problem is that they seem to try to make every game for everyone using already established IP's. Games are for everyone, but only because they're specific genres for specific groups. Am I being paranoid or unreasonable in these assumptions?

Look man, I think plenty of birds are cool. Ravens, crows, falcons, eagles, shoebills, lots. Not owls though, dumb as bricks they are. That said, any reptile looking dinosaur will always be more intriguing than a bird looking one on aesthetics alone. There's also the fact that birds are everywhere in some form or another in broad daylight, but reptiles tend to stick to darkness and avoid human sight, which instinctively makes us more wary/curious depending on how you're wired.

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Some dinosaurs are birds scaled up 1x. You know, because birds are dinosaurs.

A CT scan from a trex braincase showed the outlines of its hearing organs which revealed their hearing was so sensitive that it was able to hear low frequency sounds that were much lower than what humans can hear

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based honkposter

I do not like this clown, user. Its smug aura mocks me.

T-Rex was giant vulture at most, to the point that he shares the same nasal structure as modern giant vultures, he could smell fresh meat by miles.

Also to stay somewhat on topic, do you know about Prehistoric Kingdom? It looks pretty amazing.

damn that thing is scary as fuck it's like i can see a dino morphing into and out of my vision. btw if dinos were feathered does that mean they were warm blooded/do any cold blooded creatures without exposed skin still exist?

pterobros are ascended. our tastes have transcended time itself, so no change will surprise us. dinofags live under the eternal shadow of (((spielberg)))

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>We live in a horribly plain physical universe.
wrong

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saved

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>Carl! C'mere get a pic with me n this big ole sumbitch

Leftists always have to make it political. You guys deny science because you think men wanting to be women makes them women.

WORLDSTAR

Will Terror Birds be ever become popular enough to be a videogame enemy?

>actually fucking flew
>covered dozens of miles in a few minutes
>took off from near standstill
>actually fucking flew while being as large as a giraffe
Fucking amazing. It may have been for only a few minutes at a time but goddamn, modern birds make use of air currents to go half as far as quetzal.

when will mammalets learn

I don't know why people care whether it looked like a giant chicken or not. The sheer scale will make you shit your pants regardless

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I've always had a pet theory that the myth of dragons came from the discovery of dinosaur bones, like how the myth of the cyclops came from elephant skulls. I wonder how possible it is, I'm not sure if dinosaur bones are too deeply buried or low in number for that to have been possible. When were the first dinosaur bones discovered anyway?

Why is venom hiding in a tennis ball? Better yet why is he bullying rats.

Guess what, it still happens.

youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg

I mean you're not exactly wrong, but I'm going to go with paranoid since it's video games and you shouldn't give a fuck. There're more important things to worry about. You have a million older games that feature sexy women and there will be many more, especially once this shit dies out. But besides that, you should be playing games for other reasons. I look at porn when I wanna jerk off. Yeah it's nice seeing pretty ladies in my games but at the end of the day, who gives a fuck

>ancient dinos have to be feathered just like our modern dinos despite 65 fucking million years of evolution separating them
featherfags are so tiresome to deal with

feathers are fine artists are just fucking bad at drawing feathered garden bird dinos

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>science
>the god of the goys

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what the fuck does that have to do with science? Crazies wanting to be called different pronouns is purely a social phenomenon. Hell even they push the concept of "sex" and "gender" being separate, where the former is the biological classification.

C'mon I just fapped today

>simple image
>scientific words
>no sources
/pol/ tier image

>I'm not sure if dinosaur bones are too deeply buried
depends which bones, which time period, and the geographical area, some prehistoric shit can just be found on the open ground in certain sea beds

RULES OF NATURE

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This is the opposite of normie you religicuck.

every anthro bird ever

I don't but I'll check it out.

I thought that was a giant bird at first.

imagine the smell

incorrect

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I honestly dont see the point of clearing out the dinosaurs deal
Absolutely pointless, save for bragging rights

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that's a common, basic as fuck theory

yeah just ignore the multiple cases of 100% confirmed feathered dinosaurs

>implying every normie isn't a haha weed and gays are epic and funny nihilist faggot
bluepilled as fuck. cringing at your life!!!!

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Won't change anything. No major production is going to risk alienating the audience by giving them anatomically correct dinosaurs

Most normies are religicucks like you.

>evolution decided to give the secretary bird eyelashes
why

>can't even breathe fire
>shell doesn't even turn to metal or project spikes on contact
Whatever.

we just need to call the real dinosaurs something else now, and exclusively use the term dinosaur for the badass creatures in jurassic park

not religious big goy

To prevent dust and shit from getting in the eyes

Because it's fabulous, darling

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Yes you are. You believe in objective morality.

the only reason the new Jurassic Park dinos had scales was because it made sense lore wise(genetically modified)

I sincerely hope this is an ironic post.

if you want interesting abilities, look to the bug world

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no

Dragons are an amalgamation of mankind's primal fears. Them looking like big reptiles isn't because of dinosaur fossils

Thank you for the discussion, it calmed me down somewhat. It looks to be the closest we're going to get to something like JPOG and Zoo Tycoon if the AI is done right.

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Crocodile growls are honestly terrifying. Geese honks are funny as fuck.

Nothing. Dinosaurs are movie monsters first and foremost. Leave facts for the museams. Nobody is going to put a furry or feathery T-rex in anything but a comedy.

The roars we see in dinosaur movies are typically derived from mammal vocalizations. For example, the T. rex in Jurassic Park was mostly elephant and lion sounds mixed together.
This does not mean that dinosaurs did not roar. Dinosaurs are a type of reptile. Reptiles make many vocalizations, including hisses, croaks, squeaks, and roars: just look at crocodilians and monitor lizards. Dinosaurs also developed into birds, which in addition to their shrieks, squawks, and calls, can also roar: just look at emus and cassowaries.
If you want to imagine what a T. rex sounds like, down-pitch the bark of a Bald Eagle or the bellow of a Kookaburra. It might well produce a sound like that in addition to infrasound rumbles and sniffly reptilian rasps.

Also, T. rex had lips.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wvj0CwoJGkQ

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>we just need to call the real dinosaurs something else now
Just call them dinopouli then. Terrible lizard = dinosaur; terrible bird = dinopouli.

heres your dinosaur bro

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Not sure about the rest of his post but the weed is definitely true in my experience. God that shit smelled nasty.

>Dinosaurs are movie monsters first and foremost
yikes

The true heirs to dinosaurs

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What are the chances that dinosaurs were as autistic as parrots?

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the name doesn't have to mean shit otherwise all tyrants descended from the t-rex

>dude spikes lmao
who designed this shit?

I begin to suspect there is a conspiracy, whose ultimate goal is to make dinosaurs not cool.
Whoever is behind this must be stopped.

.....hot

>all these coping m*mmals
youtu.be/5kT3yEhyPeg

Scientists: ruining fun since 1945.

I am become faggotry, the destroyer of awesome movies.

I'm guessing pretty high at times.

>honked like a goose
Shut UP!

Must be true since there's a sjw movement that is making video games not cool.

Chrichton's story was reasonably accurate at the time it was being written

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It means dinosaurs were all pussies, not even 0.000000000000001% the badass that is Yoshi.

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>Yea Forums posters think low, booming honks wouldn't be terrifying
oh fuck off retards

For vocalizations, you can't really compare dinosaurs to birds because the organ that allows birds to vocalize was evolved far after the dinosaurs

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>Leftists always have to make it political.
Oh, this is premium irony. Who said they were leftist, hmm? Maybe they're on the intelligent end of conservatism instead, who know /pol/ is full of low iq conspiracy idiots tricking themselves into thinking they're enlightened for denying things they're too stupid to understand.

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>that incredibly stupidly fucking huge head
I question this

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Birds evolved 90 million years before T. rex though

mongoloid tier reply

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Imagine getting upset that the magically revived dinosaurs in the game you are playing don't adhere to the rules of science.
It's like getting mad the Sea Emperor Leviathan is telepathic.

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Behold your dinosaur

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It's kinda like how dumb city slickers don't realize how fucking freaky pig oinks really are. They fucking roar.
youtube.com/watch?v=wRgH7HvmSiE

Just picture it

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>No evidence, just buzzwords
/pol/ak scale fags BTFO. We feather gang now.

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>Maybe they're on the intelligent end of conservatism
Intelligent conservatism is called libertarianism.

>tfw no yandere bird gf

And they didn't develop a syrinx right off the bat

Pigs will eat you alive if you fall over near them. People have forgotten what horrors wild boars used to be.

Why do liberals want to ruin dinosaurs?
Conservastives think they're tricks by satan why the fuck are leftists trying to convince us dinosaurs were all big chickens?

Birds?

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RiP me if I felt that irl and nearby.

Proof?

>they never went on a double date

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Gross, imagine the honks

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dinosaurs get gayer and gayer the more we know about them.

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>someone makes a film based on a woefully incomplete understanding of the subject matter, giving an entire generation of people a massive misconception as to what dinosaurs were
>reeeee why doesn't reality conform to an inaccurate portrayal! why does new data have to be found! why are you ruining my headcanon!!!!

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The weak should fear the strong

ok how the fuck did this thing fly?

No, the reason is they know the audience expects and prefer scaled dinosaurs. I'm talking about the production of the movie.

That's one of the most fascinating things I've ever read.

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very high.
Imagine: You're back in the past for bullshit reasons, and then you see a pair of T-Rex's. One of them goes to drink from a pond, while the other one finds a downed log, and noses it, utterly entranced by some aspect of the log. Then, the T-Rex picks the log up with its mouth and hurls it into the sky with a spin, watching as it crashes to the earth. It then repeats this act over and over again, like some kind of autistic, stick loving asshole.
The T-Rex's partner just stares at its mate, beyond confused. For a moment, its great reptilian gaze shifts to lock eyes with you, and in that moment you connect with the behemoth with a look that transcends words, language, species, and eons of time. A look that says:
"what the fuck is this nigger doing?"

Samefag

Still terrifying

youtube.com/watch?v=noF-CLNSUZU

would take a screencap to prove you wrong but im tired
;p

MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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dinosaurs were 50/50 warm or cold blooded, alligators actually devolved warm blood.

Looking it up, syrinxes didn't show up *after* the Dinosaurs per se, but it started showing up in true birds, not Dinosaurs, at the very end of the Cretaceous
theguardian.com/science/2016/oct/12/oldest-fossil-of-birds-voicebox-gives-new-hint-at-soundscape-of-the-cretaceous-syrinx

The only sound dinosaur makes is yeee

kek

too soon

in my opinion dinosaurs with small folded arms used them almost solely for balance and they were probably feathered in most species.

JANNIES CLEAN IT UP THE ADVERTISERS

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>People are mad about dinosaurs not being like those shitty movies
>People don't realize they still exist

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Fucking scientists won't stop until everything we love about dinosaurs is gone, will they?

we want you to be gone too

when will we see feathered dragons and wyverns

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Darn those scientists ruining our God-given dinosaurs

Women are such niggers

They're mental minorities

>ITT: Anons that we're never attacked by a goose
Those cunts are the closest thing to dinosaurs besides crocs and secretary birds

just because its the first example we found doesn't mean its the first that ever evolved, we don't see feathers in the fossil record til around archaeopteryx but something had to evolve the feathers before that, and its plausible the earliest dinos like coelophysis and eoraptor had very primitive "feather" spines or bristles

Go kill a goose that size without a weapon, bitch. I fucking dare you to try.

>dabs on your shitty preconceived notions

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Palaeontology is already full of slackjawed sois, but stopping more of you fags coming up is a first step

>missing the point this hard
Since you appear to be genuinely autistic, I'll explain it to you for him: the swan is obviously aggressive and her dog obviously doesn't want to be there, yet she does nothing to diffuse the situation because she's retarded

That's not the point, stop being retarded. The goose was not hostile to the woman, yet she tried to pull the dog towards it in a naive/malicious manner.

Future? What future? Dinosaur games died.

Woolie told us this was coming

Without science you wouldn't even have the recreations of dinosaurs you like

Okay, okay, fair. I'm drinking, leave me alone.

>Gigantic dino geese
Jesus mother of fuck, that shits scarier then popular depiction of shit like T-rexes and poisonous reptile shit. Geese are actively vicious fuckers for the animal kingdom and huge ones is God damn horrifying. Thank fuck for their ancestors getting murdered.

Is this a JoJo reference?

You only think that way because you've spent all your life here and are used to it.

Pretty sure that's a swan.

>Muh feather psuedo-scientists
>Muh birds are just reptiles

Why is anti-science so vogue nowadays

Are raptors domesticated in any way like dogs where they are freely willing to work with humans or do we have to trick them into being useful?

*stands
*tinks glass
*clears throat

FUCK FEATHER FAGS

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Domestication takes generations of deliberate, selective breeding

So no

Even the dog had better sense not to go near it but the woman was completely oblivious indulging in her emotions.

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Yeah it is, if it was a goose it would have actively tried to murder the both of them just for entering their territory and harassing it. Geese are spiteful vengeful fuckers.

same difference

dinosaurs aren't real retards. they were made up to discredit religion and kill traditional values.

explain THIS

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It would probably sound fucking terrifying anyway coming from an animal that large.

Imagine a T. rex “hissing” at you. The thing is still the size of a fucking truck.

i don't care about what you're saying but that pic made me lol

fug... i can't

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All the cool megafauna died before their time
The only glimpse of how OP and broken they were are fuckin moose

now that's a big cock

Prehistoric Kingdom

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Were you there?

It's not science if it's a suggestion

Are you that Yoshi autist from Smashboards?

this shouldnt give me a boner but here we are

Fuck you, geese are bros.

Not even a goose would say that

No one mentioned pol til you did
Do they perchance reside within your cranium free of charge?

how do chickens make babies

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Geese are the niggers of birds, this is a fact

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Everyone thinks it's funny until someone walks in on him nutting inside that bird.

>While I completely agree with the scientific validity of feathers, feathered dinosaurs will never be cool.

They can be cool, they can be scarier. They look more like birds. Birds are scarier than reptiles. Reptiles are lethargic and predictable. Birds are fast, more robotic and soulless.

bueno

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There's literally nothing wrong with geese.
>be me at the river
>see goose
>decide to see how close I can get to a goose before it flies off or attacks me
>crouch down and sneak over
>halfway there realize the bird is looking directly at me
>decide to get up close
>we just sit there staring at each other
>other geese see us and come to hang
>chillin' with geese
>after a while they get bored and swim off
>one of them comes back for a little bit
>it was the one I first walked up to

Dinosaurs are as real as dragons

>and then everyone clapped

>cuckoo duck
The black-headed duck is an obligate brood parasite (meaning the female does not build a nest). It lays its eggs in the nests of other birds, instead, earning it the nickname cuckoo duck. The hosts are (particularly) rosy-billed pochard (Netta peposaca), other ducks, coots (Fulica species), and occasionally even gulls (such as the brown-hooded gull) and birds of prey. Unlike some cuckoos, neither the chicks nor adults destroy the eggs or kill the chicks of the host. Instead, after a 21-day incubation, the ducklings fledge and after a few hours are completely independent, leaving their broodmates and fending for themselves.

Bro, does he even lift?

It REALLY bothers me that I will never get to see how all those cool prehistoric animals actually looked like. Especially those cool alien looking sea critters

thanks dad

> Condors, vultures and turkeys all have scaley neck skin.

Checkmate, libtard

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based and duckpilled

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>growled like a crocodile
>or honked like a goose

Scale that up by like 70 times, and I'm sure it sounds like a fucking roar

>Except Parasaurolophus which sounded like
a fucking bus klaxon

Dennis, the headlights!

I can't get over how much this image looks like my sister. I haven't seen her in a while and I dread meeting her again in case it is her.

When falcon breeders want to breed falcons, they wear special falcon sex hats. The hat encourages the falcon to shag the breeder's head and collects the falcon sperm, which can then be artificially inseminated.

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Fuck yeer glyptodon

> evolving

Do people still believe this meme? God put animals on this planet to serve man.

No shit, they had a primitive song organ, just like the shoebill stork.
youtu.be/noF-CLNSUZU?t=41

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based ducks

do they really have to wear the hat while its doing that

>DUDE! Dinos had feathers not scales or shit
>DUDE! You see that BIIIG ass trex? little arms, HUGE legs? BIG roaring mouth? LOL it couldn't run, it couldn't eat worth a shit, it couldn't roar, the teeth weren't sharp, it could only walk, the arms did nothing, and it was basically the least deadly dinosaur LMAO

Makes perfect sense! I mean yeah, they just used their mind powers to eat other things lmao

Birds are avian dinosaurs, user. Non avian dinosaurs are the one that died out

>it naturally triggers a fear instinct in most species.
I can see why. A big ass motherfucker comes to me making sounds like that and i'm likely to just fucking bolt.

The bird wants to fuck the human, so yes they need the hat

Am I the only one that thinks that shit looks way more horrifying?

hmm what the FUCK went wrong with birds

youtu.be/Lt4IlxFVT-g

Jurassic Park depictions of dinos as mostly mottled greenish-grey were boring as hell. While I doubt dinos were actually colorful, I like to imagine them with garishly-colored feathers like in . It looks cool.

have you ever seen a goose's mouth? those things are fucking terrifying
crocs will fuck you up as well

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try finding me an animal that isn't a rapist necrophiliac cannibal that shits everywhere

>be ugg
>picking berry in forest with brother unga
>no hear unga no more
>get spook
>call out and look for unga
>see pic related out of bush
what do

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croc = fren

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What's wrong user, only like selective evidence?

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Is your sister trans?

we need to eat chickens faster before they get too powerful lads

>dumb science denying phoneposter doesn't read the thread

Did dinosaurs even have feathers yet when Dilophosaurs were around?

no

Why is science trying to make dinosaurs so fucking gay?

then it isn't her

Science has come out and said that feather fags were wrong, and most of large dinosaurs lost their feathers as they grew, if they had any at all in the first place.
Where the hell have you been?

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>Birds are robotic and soulless compared to reptiles
what the hell are you smoking