I don’t get the Kuro-Sekiro relationship, it’s something Japanese...

That's kind of hot.

Why something as friendship and honor have to be the same as your gay fantasies? fuck off

Only Yea Forums would think unquestioning loyalty of a ninja code had to be something gay

should I fight butterfly bitch before horse nigger?

i think its a big brother thing

and only you would think something gay is synonymous with something bad

Honestly I think the latter is a lot easier than the former, and they both give an attack upgrade.

I can not say.

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I was struggling with butterfly before I went to bed last night, I think horseman is easier too, strong fast enemies give me trouble

God, i had to try 10 fucking times to kill the first miniboss(general naomura), and i am a fucking DS veteran, how much worse will it get?

2% of the population 46% of child rapists.

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Not really. Once the combat clicks the rest will start to get easier minus a few parts same happened with me. I didn't get raped by anything really early but a few later things until the way the game wants me to play it clicked in.

People will say otherwise but besides Owl 2/True final boss and the bad ending second boss and I guess DoH nothing in the game is remotely notable.

nice asspull

It gets slightly easier because you get more tools and learn the mechanics better. Approach it as a fresh game, not as DS. You can jump and sprint freely for a reason.

Granny Phantoms is easy if you have nightjar slash
R1-Nightjar slash-R1-nightjar slash -R1 etc... for her first stage

Just spam nightjar slashes on her second phase

how's ng+?
i want to play again already

Some of the early bosses are deceptive because they're not as deflect oriented as midgame ones. MY NAME IS a really easy boss though, firecrackers frighten his steed

>tfw never got into this type of games since I'm shitty at gaming
Now call me a retard and a pleb.

It's the same as a knight serving his lord. It's not hard to get.

Did afro play sekiro yet?

>state a basic, mathematical truth
>no it is not true!!!
>i fucking love science!

Didn't realize how many homos were also catholic priests but it makes sense.

Also like close to 100% of AIDS carriers.

yes it is a Japanese thing. period accurate. even based Oda Nobunaga had a boypussy side bitch.

don't get so defensive, next time cite your source instead of pulling numbers out of your ass

>every relationship has to be sexual in some nature

what the fuck is going on in this world

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Haha epic parroting of what the medias have been telling you lately, fellow redditor.
Upboated!

Because it is. Bushido and all that samurai shit was about offering your ass up to your superior.

frankly I think being a souls veteran is a detriment, if you try to play it like one you will fail miserably

the lack of self-awareness

Why my peepee hard?
Why do I wanna lay that boy down on a bed, undress his clothes and introduce my raging dick into his tight butthole?

>wolf had no will to live until he remembers kuro
>kuro can't bleed but somehow delivered a bodily fluid to wolf
>wolf dont look my chest kyaa~
>breaks the shinobi code to support them
>murders his own dad for this kid
Wolf is a pedophile and everything was a tale of love

No, Horseman is very clearly meant to be the first major boss. LB can be second, but generally is the third.

>state a mathematical truth
>no its not true! I know I'll pretend it's a media conspiracy
braindead npcs get out

>get to guardian ape
>fully adapted to sekiro, no longer am I playing it like a souls game
>the best way to beat guardian ape is actually to play it exactly like a souls game
What a shit boss.

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megane a shit

OP a faggot like always.

Kuro can't even get pregnant unlike my rice wife.

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>ignoring this qt for a guy

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>Centipedes? In my vagina?

Old and busted.

Guys, I beat butterfly and I heard geneshiro is supposed to be the 3rd boss. But I can find him and now I'm in some valley with some cuhrayzee gunsliger dudes.
I'm not supposed to be there aren't I?
Also when I beat butterfly there was a message about more revive slots or something but I still have only 2 slots.

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I was expecting it to be something like a father son relationship. However, it seems like Wolf inherited Owls autism, and it's more like Wolf is a mindless slave to Kuro.

>I don’t get the Kuro-Sekiro relationship, it’s something Japanese? I think it would be categorized as homosexuality by western standards.

I watched a documentary on disciple/master relationships in Japan historically and how in previous periods it was common for it to be somewhere in between that of familial and romantic bonds.

It's not necessarily physical, but there are undertones of a stronger bond than there is really a word for in the west.

Wish I could find a link to that documentary since it did a really good job of explaining it.

just use the umbrella and shrug off every bullet

I just unlocked the divine realm and this bitch still hasn't gotten sick yet what gives I want my ending

Wolf was initially assigned to guard Lord Kuro with his life, which he did. Kuro felt bad and used his blood to revive Wolf. That strengthened their bond together and the two grew to rely on each other. Eventually, Wolf stopped protecting Kuro as his job, and instead because he's a good person and the power of his blood is too powerful to fall into the wrong hands.

Depending on the ending, of course. If you choose the bad ending then it's all about Wolf being completely bloodthirsty and merely looking for excuses to keep on killing everyone around him with no repercussions.

Make your way to the top of Ashina Castle. It can be hard to make your way. Look for open windows along the rooftops. Once you finally find some samurai in casual looking blue robes, then you'll know you're on the right track.

>But I can find him and now I'm in some valley with some cuhrayzee gunsliger dudes.

Well you had to have at least gone to the castle to be there.

Go back to the castle and hop rooftops up to the castle roof, follow the roofs around back fighting off the assassins and rope your way through the window, then just proceed through the castle interior.

No, you should keep going through the Ashina castle. Once you beat Gen, you can give Kuro the droplet.

He was easy. I didn't even build the unbrella yet.

Oh, thanks

If you'd been paying attention to the story you'd understand that you need to go to Ashina Castle and fuck up Genichiro. After that you can get the third revive, which is actually kinda useless.

third revive is for shitters who actually use both of their revives

The story is so far in between all the fights and the grind to buy everything from the shops that I kind of forgot about it. I knew he was in ashina but it seems I didn't explorer it fully

I like how most endings are sequel bait and we likely won't get a single sequel at all.
>Normal Ending
The cycle continues and Sekiro 2 is just more of the same.
>Purification
The only one with a solid ending, unless Sekiro 2 is about Kuro opening a tea shop.
>Homecoming
Sekiro's adventures continue in Korea. Best and most hype ending.
>Shura
More of the same, but now it's about a monster rampaging across Japan.

>not seeing all of owl's dialogue
third revive is useful

>the best way to beat guardian ape is actually to play it exactly like a souls game
It absolutely isn't, I assume you think that because your Dark Souls reflexes make you too scared to just deflect his attacks like normal

>amerikeks and eurocucks are so ensecure of their masculinity that they cant understand true male friendship and bonding
i feel so sad for you

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She is as boring as her face.

> Kuro thread
> no feet

Come on, anons. You're better than this.

Have you seen the kind of gay shit kids put in their social media profiles?
Have you noticed how every outrage is because someones fetish/sexual preference isn't being pandered to hard enough?
Have you noticed how this identity politics culture war in america is kids being pissed that they can't being shameless sluts without feeling bad because people look down on them for their degeneracy?
We're starting to see the negative consequences of a generation of kids raised on internet porn and pedo grooming online. Zoomers are all disgusting degenerates that think sex is their personality

whats the matter roastie, craving for male attention? of course you wouldn't understand brotherhood.

Are you a woman?

T. Boomer who fucked the world even harder

Yeah and he ragequitted like a bitch and never touched the game again.

You tasted his rice balls, right?

>white piggu

>Kuro sneezing

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>I think it would be categorized as homosexuality by western standards.
What the fuck?
Where do you get that impression?

KUTE KURO FEET

I want him to sit on my dick and ride me like an bike in a bumpy road.

I'm 26, I didn't get internet until I was 14 so I got to have a nice childhood of playing outside, having friends over to play split screen, and passing notes with girls in school

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Why doesn’t he wear shoes?

How do you not get it? Sekiro is a shinobi bound to an oath to protect Kuro. It's just royal/retainer.

chained ogre is piss easy from the start. i saw some ranking video where they had chained ogre as the toughest miniboss. give me a break. it's a like a bloodborne boss. slow easily telegraphed attacks and takes a while to recover. even if you don't exploit the weakness to fire he's easy as fuck. sure he hits really hard but it's not hard to avoid his attacks at all.

sauce of the gif?

Is this the first actual instance of somebody using boomer correctly to refer to the baby boomers?

normalfag gtfo

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>only got the internet 12 years ago
Jesus man, how was it eating bread sandwiches every day?

nightjar slash + shuriken when she's in the air + axe for massive posture damage = easy win

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Excuse me but they were called butter sandwiches
Also thats just life in rural Canada, most people out here in the sticks are still running on the same 3Mb/s DSL on Bell's old rotting copper phone lines

>From Software goes from making Dark Souls waifus to making cute boys

God fucking dammit I want to draw lewds of him!

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i died like 10 times to him too before i realized you could get a stealth deathblow by grappling behind him. he's hard because you're not used to the game mechanics yet and deflecting is foreign. you'll get used to it. just keep playing.

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Ancient warrior codes all across the world, including Japan, said it's okay to keep a nubile young boy around to "polish your sword", so to speak. Haven't played Sekiro, but I'd imagine that's the case here.

Be like the gooks. It's okay to fuck some cute boypussy, but you have to still sire some heirs.

t. Shinzo Abe

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The difficulty curve of this game is shit and unless you're a god gamer you don't actually learn anything until you bumble through to the mid-game, where suddenly you have more heals, more health, health-regen skills, prosthetic options, and plenty of different areas to choose.

At that point, you actually have some room to learn how to play because you're doing it whilst exploring instead of throwing yourself at a wall. The Ogre is easily the worst mini-boss in the game, every other encounter after him is much better and more enjoyable since they just don't spam grabs with awful hitboxes.

The game teaches you to be le deflecting man but that's only worth doing when you have room to make mistakes and against enemies that it works well on, almost none of which inhabit the early-game.
In the early game you can kill alot of shit by just running up to it and mashing R1 with the aim of
crushing their posture instantly, you still take less damage than if you waste time trying to avoid any. By the time this stops working, you will already have the basics down and finally be comfortable with the combat as a whole.

You can get away with not perfect deflecting up until about the time when you have 10 Gourds - at which point you are forced to learn or you eat shit - you need to learn to counter unblockables as soon as you can, though.

Aaahhh I'm just fucking with you anyway. Girls and outside are infinitely better than games, especially while being a kid. I have a little bro, 9 years old, I try to get him outside as much as possible. Sadly he still fortnite dances every chance he gets, but hey, we had pokemon and a bunch of spastic kids running around saying "pika pika"

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I took his balls in my mouth, pretty tasty, he was insistent that he watch me too.

Don't forget the days of kids playing "power rangers" or whatever and just running around LARPing and shouting what powers they're using

Can any lore fag explain to me the invisible children that only the rice loli and the big monk guy can see?

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They have schizophrenia

Based ogreposter

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Good thing Sekiro is not a samurai

It's just shudō (衆道) you uneducated plebs. Even the Greeks had it.

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She only gets sick if you give her snake guts

I killed Genchiro but didnt talk with Kuro yet because I still have Sunken Valley and the Monk Area to explore. Should I continue exploring or talk to Kuro? I heard talking to him advances the story or sth

Keep grabbing rice from her.

Imagine being so gay that you see an autistic man taking care of a child and you see them fucking.

What is even the context of this?

Prosthetic arms
No Kira allowed

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Ayy I'm retarded, the arms

I'm just monitoring this thread for the boy

How the fuck does this stuff allude people? If you're actually paying attention to what people are saying in game it's easy as fuck to get the Homecoming ending. NPCs will literally tell you, step by step, what you need to do to get.

By the time you get to the divine child, you should already have fruit, and you should have also talked to an old woman asking after rice. Get the rice, give to woman, find shit, repeat. Seriously, a little listening and exploring hands you the fucking ending.

Touhou and people with 1 hand, yoshikage kira is crossed out because he likes hands.

>dudes.
user...

what are you fucking retarded

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What.

Reminder that when a Dark Souls 3D modeler accidentally made Gwyndolin's head a bit bigger than indented Miyazaki stopped him from fixing it and told him to leave it as it is because it made Gwyndolin look more like a younger boy/child.

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>All relationships are sexual
>All statements are political
>All thoughts are evil
>All facts are up to interpretation
>The Future is set
>The past is unknowable

Welcome to Hell

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What? Too shy to eat it in front of me?

Ikezaki Misa doujin when?

To be fair Japs did fuck little boys in that period.

loyalty and duty
something roasts cannot comprehend

I'd rather not.
Imagine how destructive for a young man would be to be fucked up the ass by senile old men.
I'd have an aprentice but on a non-sexual relationship of course.
Even if I want to fuck him, I'm more than my draconian sexual urges.

no u

Except that's not the case because in Japan the person on the bottom was the subordinate, so in this case Kuro would be the one getting his sword polished.

That's the Sunken Valley Clan. They're all women.

>tfw gamers always scream about historical accuracy but never say a thing about the lack of buttfucking and homoshit in their video games

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h-hot

I just finished senpou valley, where am I supposed to go next? The reservoir or what?

25 year old virgin. It's amazing how fucked your sexual preferences and fetishes get if you just never have sex. Not that I'm complaining.

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Knights did the same shit to their squires, it's just that it was longer ago for us so it's forgotten while Japs obsess over it.

Only Snake Eyes and the grandmas are women. Regular mooks are men.

Same

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No one fucking care and it doesn't matter if they're all covered.

>I think it would be categorized as homosexuality by western standards.
You think wrong you faggot.

Ok, this guy is gud. How to deal?

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>Knights did the same shit to their squires
No they didn't because Christianity was well spread-out by then.
The Templars had (allegedly) some gay shit going on (such as kissing your older commander during the initiation ritual and even sharing beds) which is why the Pope torched them.

>eats rice UNCOOKED until kuro tells him he can actually cook it
>those sake conversations he has where he shows interest to certain topics
>the shinobi execution lines of certain bosses
>homecoming ending has him traveling with rice loli with kuro inside of her
I don't know why did I like Sekiro's character when he talks so little, but the story gets so silly sometimes that I can't help but like how he handles everything in it like nothing while taking the initiative in one way or the other in each of the endings
what a dork

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literally git gud or there's no hope for you beating the game

See that sheen? Mash deflect.

git gud and deflect

Alternatively, just dodge left.

Parry
Fight is over in about 30 seconds

Actually he is very easy if you know what to do. Just deflect his 2-hit combo. Provoke him to attack you and deflect his attacks. His posture will be gone in no time.

>Those who cannot conceive Friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a Friend. - C.S. Lewis

No shit

Thanks. He just spam the 2 attacks but their range is what was surprising

>The Sunken Valley clan will shoot any stranger who approaches, and Snake Eyes' guns are particularly feared.
>This elite group of women are descendants of the ancient Okami Clan. Their especially sharp eyes allow them to snipe victims at great range.
The text is referencing clan-to-clan, and the Okami were also all women.

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Don't worry user, his range caught me by surprise too and I thought he was going to be Maria phase 2 electric boogaloo, bu if you deflect his two attacks the fight lasts top 30 seconds

Seriously this is the nth time somebody complains about this guy. I'm convinced that this is some sort of (you) bait.

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>Just now try combining poison sword sabimaru combo with the Floating passage combo arts
>Literally a 12 hit combo of fury and posture rape

WHY THE FUCK DID I NOT REALIZE THIS SHIT EARLIER?!
Floating passage is one of the 1st combat arts you unlock and zabimaru is also unlocked early.

Going to try this shit on owl 2 and see if it can fuck some bosses up.
Now i really want to get to NG+

The latter part is about Snake Eyes

>le C.S. Lewis quote
dude was a hack who could never match up to his better friend (Tolkien)

I’m just dreading the eventual shura ending doujin where Sekiro fucks Kuro to death

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Is he dare I say it "our guy"

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Tolkien wrote better fantasy, but Lewis covered everything and did it well.
Fantasy, sci-fi, medieval literature analysis criticisms, hard philosophy, theology, radio addresses, public lectures, private letters (responded to every piece of mail he ever got), and then was an Oxford and Cambridge professor.
Yeah, Narnia's not as good as LOTR or Silmarillion. I still count Lewis as the better writer.

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makes mostly sense if you think about it
the less bound you are to actually real sexual experiences, the more likely you are to experiment and seek new and exciting materials and the more likely you are of drifting away from normal stuff. I'm not saying it's an infinite slippery slope

There's actually a lot of doujin potential in this game, come to think of it. Especially with various bad ends.

missing the halo reach robot arms

I just want asanagi to make a kuro doujin

He's doing ashina cross. you'll learn that too eventually. As soon as he sheaths and you see the glimmer, parry twice in a row. You'll get the timing after a few tries and then he can't do shit. He does a sweep every 2 parried ashina crosses or so, so watch out and jump if you see the red symbol.
You should be able to deflect at this point user. You'll need it not long after this guy.

He's the lord and the wolf is his retainer. What's hard to understand about that?

This
>get from sculpture
>oh a miniboss!
>parry his attacks
>he dies within seconds
He was lowest on my list, I even forgot he existed at first.

he's been a soldier since child (and probably abused by owl) like you saw in the opening cinematic. his mental growth has been stunted. of course he acts retarded, he literally is a retard.

Yea I see it similarly. I just don't get how people are sad that they are not getting laid. I mean you have the fucking infinite porn universe at your disposal without the danger and stresses of real life relationships. I mean granted it is not the crack that is real sex but you are in complete control of it since it doesn't have the chemical effects that are akin to highly addictive drugs. That's mainly the reason I don't pursue sex whatsover. Not interested in meth and not interested in sex either. Both are fun, both are dangerous in their own rights.

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Almost as if pixiv doesn't give a shit about Halo

This is very cringe

>I think it would be categorized as homosexuality by western standards.
No it wouldnt because there's nothing there. That's you fags self inserting and projecting your desires onto fictional characters again. Go the fuck away.

except there's never any dialogue telling you to keep eating more and more rice
everything else is super straightforward but you can only give rice to 2 of the oldwomen and once to kuro, not enough to trigger her ending

I never know for sure if I ever deflect correctly. Is there even any sound/animation cues for this?
I'm playing just fine, I didn't even die that much and destroyed every bigger bosses so far in one shot. I got only the 2 initial dragonrot still. But honestly mashing L1 seems more efficient than timing most parries unless I'm abasolutely sure.
Thanks for the help

How do the pot noble quests work in NG+? I fed the carp the palace noble's bait in NG and bought all items. I've just gotten to Hirata again in NG+, and I can only buy one divine seed and red lumps.
I've bought one of each but there's no extra dialogue.
Do I need to progress further in the story? Or is it just a question of buying more red lumps?

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Is there an ending where both shota and sekiro live?

Fetishes have nothing to do with the amount of sex you have tho.
Much like your personality, your sexual preferences are shaped my multiple life experiences.

>deflect
Big sparks and loud sound
>block
Small sparks and quiet sound

she's boring. why does from bother with the hub area girls if they make them so fucking boring

That's exactly how you beat Demon of Hatred, just get between his legs and spam away constantly.

>tfw will never fill his little butt with your dick and blow countless loads inside him as you watch his dick go limp and shoot little jets of cum

Every catholic priest who abused boys is not only a pedo but also a gay, hope you realize that.

whats floating passage? I bought it off the first scale guy but it doesnt tell you how to use it

It's a combat art

I'm playing through mostly blind, trying to avoid spoilers. I'm at Owl at the moment.

this has been my strat so far

>play safe and chip at vitality
>until their posture regen becomes shit
>then attack constantly between deflections
>deathblow rinse and repeat

Most prosthetic seem useless in boss fights other than firecrackers, which are just a convenience for healing safely it seems.

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>give this game a try
>get all the way to an area in the past where you fight a spear guy surrounded by enemies
>spear guy has iron armor so even when I hit him he easily hits me back right away and takes half my health
>alright, go back to first area I've been
>fight chained ogre dude
>easy enough fight, but I feel like I'm hitting him with a butter knife cuz his two health bars takes barely any damage
>later fight General guy
>again easy fight, but my butter knife tickles him to death

Is this how every mini boss/boss fight is gonna be? How do you deal the most damage with the fucking sword? Cuz if its really that weak I dont even wanna play anymore.

You're not supposed to whittle their HP down

Adding to "Olw is a piece of shit" topic, that moment when he cried was pretty fake, it was obvious that it was a last ditch effort to persuade our retarded shinobi before resorting to violence.

He is a funny guy but he really needs to shave that stupid mustache.

It's a paternal guardian relationship. Pretty fucking common outside in the real world. Life isn't your shitty trap and pedo doujins

Traps are fucking gay

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He's just a little boy

You should be attacking constantly anyways, certain bosses like Genichiro become a joke if you never let up on them.

>not ascending into BI godhood

You are just limiting your pleasure potential desu.

Kuro sends you to those areas anyway

>play safe
fights take forever then
get in their faces and attack deflect attack deflect
just git gud at parrying

God i wanna shag kuro cunny

Post more rice loli

> loli instead of kuro feet

Imagine being this much a fag

>cunny
>loli
Anons I....

Its very simeple: TWO! THE MASTER IS ABSOLUTE! YOU GIVE YOUR LIFE TO KEEP HIM SAFE. YOU BRING HIM BACK AT ANY COST.

Did rice loli become a futa after absorving Kuro?

no, she's gonna give birth to Kuro

Get in line
I will plug Kuro's butthole first!

What's the lore on the rice, was it her cunny discharge?

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I saw a gif of someone wrecking him with Shadowrush spam.

But the way I did was spam L1 with my right hand because I could do that faster. You have to tap it twice extremely fast.

>All these trap-fags gushing over Kuro
>Only one or two anons in the whole thread caring about the shrine loli

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Finally I've beat O'Rin (using that sweet bridge bug cos fuck this bitch) and the Monk.

ghostly spirits of the children who failed to become a divine child and died.

>OMG CRINGE SO CRINGE

And?

Butterfly is way easier after horse guy. You get snap pees in that area, plus he gives you an attack upgrade.
Her first phase is free by any standards, dodge attacks fuck her.
The second phase is where it gets actually hard since you have to play around illusions

>Not just eating it because you can.

Kuro is great.
All the women in Sekiro are dull as dishwater.

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Sort of

TFW journalists are so bad they can't get far enough to complain about the blatant paedophilia in the game.

i hope youre pretending user
you dont have to eat anything dummy

i can pinpoint the exact moment in my life that gave me half my biggest fetishes

For me, he's too slow. I just can't wait that long for an attack. I react way too early, every time.
Seriously, can anyone give me tips for gitting good?

I recommend doing NG without Kuro’s charm over NG+, NG+ was almost a boss rush for me minus getting stuff for the ending I wanted, not much sense in exploring in NG+ because you don’t get anything worthwhile where the prosthetics/beads/unique upgrade materials were and you have stupid amounts of money

I don’t know about you but I wanted to impregnate emma everytime I saw her

explain

Emma's great. She has this girl next door vibe compared to the supermodel shrine maidens we used to have

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But you don't have kuro's charm on NG...

Stay away from him, momentarily step into his range for him to trigger an attack, then step back out until his attack finishes. Then run in, do one or two slices, and repeat the whole process from the start.

If you are still having trouble, focus only on staying away and stepping in close enough to him to trigger an attack, then getting out. Don't worry about trying to damage him until you have mastered this part first.

As with all video games, stay calm. If you lose your composure, you will die. If you stay calm, you will have a higher chance of winning, and even if you die, you will more likely notice what you did wrong.

Rice loli soul vores Kuro

You get Kuro's charm if you start a fresh new game after completing the game once.

cool didn't know that

but then sekiro doesnt have a shota bf :(

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he has a rice loli gf

Rather than destroying the dragon's lineage, you can opt to return it to its rightful place back West, where the dragon originated. Rice loli, someone who has an artificial form of the dragon's heritage, proposes a method where she becomes a "cradle" for the lineage and transports it back on foot. This is done, after a considerable amount of prep work, by rice loli absorbing Kuro into herself at the end of the game. It's left ambiguous what being a "cradle" means, or what exactly happened to Kuro. He may have ceased to be, he may have merged with rice loli, he may be dormant somewhere within her and will be restored when the lineage is returned, or something else. I'm sure someone more autistic than any of us will stitch together a more complicated explanation at some point in the future.

>dragon
>west
I really hope this is setting up a China sequel that seems really fun

Rice loli is evil. She's got a centipede inside her.

I mean more about the patience thing than that specific enemy. I'll keep all that in mind, though.
This makes me think I've also been too concerned with getting posture breaks.

that sounds fucking retarded and kills my boner.

Was the butterfly bitch really that hard for people? You guys are making me feel like a fucking pro from the way you all talk about this game. I really can’t believe people had trouble with her and the ogre. This is coming from somebody who has only ever played the first hour of Dark Souls and that’s it

I wish I had saved more posts about Sekiro's first week, Yea Forums was crying so hard it was unreal.

except eating the rice to get more and exhaust her from giving it to you I agree, also I guess you could miss the dried fruit if you suck and hate exploring

There were actually threads when people thought genichiro was “literally impossible”. That still makes me laugh.

Think logically when fighting your enemy. Can I break the posture of a big, towering foe? Does this even make sense? Taking the posture based approach is better for fighting nimble enemies with tight defenses. For hulking enemies with slow attacks (but strong posture), you can kill them through death by a thousand cuts. You can try to posture break them, but that is not the straightforward way of beating them.

Every enemy in Sekiro has strengths and weaknesses.

>this influx of Rice Loli art
did the japonese finally beat senpou temple?

>wtf lady butterfly is a 20 minute fight!

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Like Ninja Blade? Is Sekiro a prequel?

I just got past that white robbed spear guy during the flashback sequence, which is funny because someone posted a Twitch clip earlier of some dude losing his fucking mind over dying to him. I ended up doing a stealth hit for the first health bar, then hitting him with oil and lighting him on fire with the flame gadget which stun locked him while I was attacking. Entire fight took about 15 seconds. Obviously I had some luck on my side for that so I'm not saying that I'm amazing or anything, but I'm really enjoying the game and why the hell would you play this if you have zero patience and have obvious rage issues? That's just asking for trouble.

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The game is very nonlinear, I went much further on that area and others before I confronted Genichiro. Don't worry about boss order just go where you think it's more rewarding/fun. Doing Senpou early for example gives you so many skill points and there's even an NPC that only appears if you get there before beating Genichiro so it's not like there's only one intended order to do things. Don't listen to the other Anons.

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>essentially a perfect Yamato Nadeshiko with good education and manners, gentle and doesn't want to kill yet will try to stop the evil
>girl next door

Because this is Yea Forums.

Accept me in your service, Kuro!

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Miyazaki is more based than i tought

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wholesome

I can tell you have no idea what you are talking about because you said parry.

You can't even perfect deflect a full combo from most bosses without your own posture breaking. You have to chip vitality for most bosses. Period.

>why so many degenrates on a site that jerks off to loli

the second the twitches, tap L1 twice
that, or apparently you can just dodge it? idk, I used deflects
He pretty much rapes his own posture

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I'm buying Sekiro right now
Say something nice about me

Was he really an ogre or just some white guy?

probably a foreign trader who was kidnapped and experimented on because he was a big guy

For you

The only other white guy in the game is Roberto's dad and he's a giant too.

Sekiro is actually a really good character who goes through a lot of fairly subtle changes over the course of the story. At the beginning he is nothing but a living weapon. He continuously gains humanity and empathy over the course of a game while still being quite a bit dorkish because of his horrible upbringing that made him an unsociable killing machine. It's all thanks to a shota and loli he manages to pull himself together and actually decide to live for what he wants.
If you send the fatty to help the thief there's going to be a soul-crushing conversation between him and Sekiro where he displays real empathy and it's a really big change compared to how he was in the beginning. It's a great thing that the best ending for him is a spiritual journey since it's exactly the thing he needs.

Based retard
You can't get posture broken by deflecting

Sorta same for me i havent had pussy in like 7 something years Ive fucked a couple girls but that was like from age 15 to 20 then after that I haven't had pussy since. Had issues with coke and dilauded and last gf cheated on me since then now I'm 27. Now I'm into so many fucking fetishes due browsing on Yea Forums and that lead me to a bunch of different boorus before that I had really just a milf and asshole fetish but now it seems the more gross and taboo it is the better. Dont know if it's the lack of getting laid that makes you get all these fetishes or what..

using items to your advantage is totally fine but you’ll want to get gud at the mikiri counter soon or spear enemies will be a nightmare

i want to fuck kuro pussy

Wolf is Kuro's most trusted retainer, and because of that trust, if you break the Iron code, Wolf stays loyal to Kuro.
He's basically Kuro's older brother.
> I think it would be categorized as homosexuality by Tumblr standards.
Fixed that for you.

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You're buying it for all the right reasons, yes?

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have fun user, for a single play through it’s easily one of the best From games, also without Kuro’s charm I feel like the game is a lot more balanced sontry that after you beat it

>when your man penis goes past the resistance zone of a boys anus and he let's out that little yelp

All degenerates must be slain for mi lord.

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Yeah I was planning on using that but I didn't have it yet, skipped the entire first skill tree and bought out the prosthetics skill tree instead, which may have been an awful idea I dunno, but I'm planning to grind afterwards anyway.

Conjecture.

>the granny who went HAM with a knife at the fountainhead palace

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the prosthetic tree is the most fun anyway with fang and blade and living force and shit, but mikiri counter is essential

>tall/giant ladies
>Bare feet
>shota
>traps
>no doubt several others
Miyazaki is just adding more of his fetishes in each game

that was cool, fountainhead palace should’ve been like Anor Londo sized though, it’s literally one room with two doors

I did the flashback before even encountering the Ogre, my first miniboss was enichi the lancer, and my first boss lady butterfly, I am not a godly 'gamer' so your point is moot, I think you are probably just bad

your lord is fucking sexy

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Does it take longer to get skill points every time you get one or do all skill points cost the same amount of EXP to receive? I'm just wondering how viable grinding for EXP is.

>Wolf inherited Owls autism, and it's more like Wolf is a mindless slave to Kuro.

Mindless slave is literally the shinobi code tho. They follow all of their master's orders without hesitation.

increases each time you fill the bar I believe

>so much Kuro 34
>so little Sekiro 34
we truly live in a bad timeline

Well shucks, looks like I'll need to be a little more careful with skill point use then.

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Nobody:

Gay people: *GASP* OMIGAWWWD CAN THIS BE GAY? EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY LIKE ME!

I like the sadness in her eyes.

I also think being gay is bad and a mental illness

Nobunaga had the right idea.
The ancient Greeks and Sengoku era Japanese were on to something.

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This friend of mine spent 2 fucking days to beat the ogre, most of the time I was on call with him and had my share of laughs for the month.

What, spears? Constant fighting between city states over basically nothing?

Imagine having your sexual fetish be so perverse that it takes over your entire identity and you start ruining other people's hobbies by shoehorning your retarded horrendous fetish into everything and crying victim when anyone asks you to stop

I didn't realize there were TWO grannies until my second playthrough

Kuro is a girl pretending to be a boy for the sake of being the divine heir / prince / whatever

Look, if you're not getting another man's shit on your dick and mouth then are you really even living?

It's basically humongous white blood cells.

Based Ayane

liking traps makes you bi at most, certainly not gay

bi is gay

Perfect deflects do not break your posture even if the bar is full, meaning that being good at parrying will carry you through everything that isn't a sweep or a thrust, both of which give you huge opportunities to damage posture as well.

Both Wolf and Kuro don't have anyone else, they're basically ghosts with an important title, so they share a forlorn camaraderie.

I dont like the game but Kuro is legit shota of the year so far.

I wouldn't even go that far if it's just within the realms of fantasy, but eh, doesn't really matter. Fap to what makes your dick hard.

Why is emma the best girl in all of fromsoft games lads?
>A doctor
>Very loyal to Ashina so very loyal wife as well
>Will cure you of rot
>Will probably be a vanilla handholding wife
>Will probably be very good in handling you because she handles swords masterfully
A doctor-samurai wife, why is she the best?

>All potions are too strong for you

>Will probably be a vanilla handholding wife
That's not a good thing and you know it

If she's not freaky in bed you're gonna cheat on her eventually trust me

She drinks booze

It's a slippery slope. First people fap to futa, then they fap to traps, then they start fapping to twinks/shota, next thing you know they're banging ladyboys in Thailand.

She literally gets pregnant with Kuro in the True ending.

you forgot
>thanks to her training, she probably has well defined abs and musculature under that kimono
>she's clearly good with children

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This is the kind of thinking that turns normies into murderous pedophiles

Sekiro is about an autistic dad finding his young son a bride and being unaware that the doctor has some feelings for him.

are spears the most OP weapon in history pre gunpowder?

Owl 2 was a really fun boss fight. Probably my favorite so far.

I think biological weapons beats spears.

I've been fapping to traps for a bit, but I still can't fap to futa, it's utterly disgusting to me, and if I haven't gotten into it after 18 years, I think I'm safe.

Her Japanese voice is really cute

[snoring]

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Leftism spreads like a virus that infects the dull and unimaginative

That's why our civilizations tried so hard to eradicate it when it first appeared.

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You're probably just gay and/or autistic

Whatever you say gay man

I know you're trying to start a shitstorm, but I'll bite.

The Roman empire used a variety of weapons, but their staple was the gladius (shortsword) and the scutum (shield). There are plenty of youtube videos demonstrating that if you have a disciplined group of men who can advance while holding together a shield wall, you will eventually get so close to the enemy (shield against shield, with dozens of men from the backlines pushing you and your enemy together) that the gladius (shortsword) becomes much more effective than the spear. The spear actually becomes a hindrance when you are so close to the enemy that you can smell what he ate that morning.

Look no further than the success of the Roman empire, which only collapsed due to infighting rather than meeting any superior foe at its height.

I fap to women far, far more, but like I said, I fap to whatever makes my dick hard, I'm too old to care anymore. The way I see it, dicks on a woman ruins the female form. Super feminine men is an improvement on the male form which is generally not pleasing to look at. But in anime/manga/games most of the time they're just "make a girl and call it a boy" anyway. Never found real traps I could fap to.

Out of curiosity, what part of "Leftism" exactly do you think is responsible for people sexualising characters? How do you reconcile that belief with the fact that Yea Forums is one of the more Right wing places and sexualises the fuck out of everything?

>catholic church:
>mass pedos
>extreme alt-right nationalists:
>sociopaths
Yeah, the right isn't looking that better though.

You have impeccable taste.

Why even question this as the whole game make little sense. You weren't there 3 years ago but you were. While being some place you weren't but also were you had your prosthetic which you wouldn't receive till 3 years later. You also kill your dad while you're were you're not suppose to be but not really lol. Oh and there's a second mortal blade that Gen just gets somehow. Oh he's immortal through the waters except that would mean he's got a bug but he dies without the bug being killed. There's so much stupid shit in this what does it even matter

>Catholic Church
>Right wing

Give Emma sake

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BASED STANLEY POSTER

This thread is really depressing. Borderline wrong as well. One should really consider marriage to fix such misery.

>Remove any substantial moral framework from society.
>Don't replace it with anything.
>Spend almost 60 years championing 'sexual liberation'.
>Be surprised that sex is one of the sole metrics used by people to measure and understand things.

People have been trained to think solely on the level of base animals, not with any sort of principled structure.

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legit chuckle

I would be gay for Kuro, yes.

The Orthodox Church isn't that far from the catholic in terms of pedophiles.

Post-modernism and critical theory but you'll just claim the opposite and pretend commies are paragons of morality

I can tell you're fucking retarded because you talk shit about mechanics you don't fully understand, here's a tip fuckwad you're not perfect deflecting if you're posture is getting broken or taken in large chunks

There have always been degenerates on Yea Forums.

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Whether you are religious or an atheist, the final redpill is realizing that, without religion, society will become degenerate.

The modern catholic church is not right wing. It's a Jewish psy-op meant to destabilize countries and make them more vulnerable to globohomo.

Japan is right wing af and sexualizes everything. Sexualizing things openly and discreetly are two different things. People don't shove squids up their asses on trains in Japan. But people spread their period blood all over as a form of artistic expression in the west.

I want to protect this boy's smile.

>asking how to beat boss

In this game it is literally just "Parry, Deflect, Attack once or twice, Repeat".

And that sucks.

You have to get rid of the rice more than once I believe, which means you give it once to the Old Hag, you eat the refill, then you get sick. At least that's what I did.

I was paying a lot of attention and still fucked up the timing cause I didn't realize I had to eat it myself.

Yeah this. I admit to being a 30 year old virgin, but I was into femdom (actual femdom with bondage and whips and shit) and facesitting when I was 6 years old. I remember getting funny feelings when the Queen in Snow White locked up the prince. Fapping to porn a lot will eventually lead most people into looking for new stuff to light their fires though.

Such is life in a overstimulated society that overindulges in media.

Yea Forums has always been home to misfits.

>draw a girl
>call it a boy
What is even the point? Such contrarians that they can't fap to girl that doesn't have a penis.

>marriage
>fixing misery
choose one

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I don't like churches, but I also don't like pseudo-rightfags who delude themselves they're not the same shit as filthy leftists.

>post modernism and critical theory
using terms you learned your first year st college don’t win you an argument automatically pal, make an actual point

Any fps game is just "click on head, repeat". And that sucks.

Any turn based rpg is just "use most broken ability, repeat" and it sucks.

Any fighting game is just "block, do combo, repeat" and it sucks.

Any racing game is just "go fast, don't hit things, repeat" and it sucks.

Any post this poster makes is just "get cocks in my mouth, swallow, repeat" and it sucks.

This is true. My country abandoned religion and for a while everyone was lost until they realized that it wasn't Jesus keeping people from rape. It was empathy and conscience.

So you're a cuck, no thanks.
Isn't this a bad thing?
True.

>gay people exist, and utilize institutions that grant them access to children

Most gays are pedophiles. If the Catholic Church was sufficiently right-wing they'd hunt them all down and eradicate their sodomite genes once and for all.

Beat "dodge attacks, go behind boss, attack"

it's like Brienne of Tarth and Lady Stark

>Yea Forums is right wing

And yet- plenty of leftist faggots like you are here, curiously

It was a perfectly valid point. I'm on my NG+5 run and nothing else came close to how difficult the early game was, simply because everything kills you in two hits and you only have a single potion. The early game is extremely punishing towards your every mistake and that's not the best environment to learn how to deflect and otherwise punish the enemy in the most appropriate ways.

Extreme right-wing practices breed degenerative behavior just like extreme leftist ones, if you can't see that you're one of the fooled ones.

Oh, so we're talking about communists? That's not the same as talking about, say, social democrats who are also part of "Leftism". Communism is an unworkable theory that is responsible for the deaths of millions and has caused significant delay in human development. This is legit no different from how people call everyone Right of centre a Nazi.
This is true, and basically what I was saying. It's stupid to look at something that permeates humanity and blame it exclusively on the other side, whoever that may be.

Old interview says Wolf actually cares for him because they're both lonely orphans.
frontlinejp.net/2018/06/14/sekiro-shadows-die-twice-interview-with-director-miyazaki-part-1-2/

Except Lenin’s adage of Freedom-yes, but for whom and to do what should be the guiding principle of all men.

>There is no unified meaning or understanding to terminology.
>People just use terms and insert their own meaning.
>Your average person doesn't notice or care.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Human behavior breeds degenerate behavior because we're animals pretending to be noble. Best thing for us to do is to all die and create a race of machines that can go beyond our failures and limits.

I like rice waifu, but does she have worms too?

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>and create a race of machines that can go beyond our failures
I'm not falling for that one, Google.

>and create a race of machines that can go beyond our failures
Shut up Google, I'm not going to be part of some collective hivemind just so we can live forever.

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Who the fuck do you think signs up to never ever have sex with a woman for the rest of their lifes and also spend all their time with other men and boys?

>Dont know if it's the lack of getting laid that makes you get all these fetishes or what..
I don't think so, though it might help the process. I lost my V-card at 19, didn't get laid again until I got with my ex-GF at 22, was with her until 27 and now I'm 33 and haven't had sex since her. Despite those long periods of celibacy my fetishes pretty much haven't changed at all since my teens, and have remained pretty vanilla overall.

seems that way.

Fujos and faggots can both agree that any two males who have a companionship, a comradery, or even the gall stand next to eachother must be secretly thinking about taking man meat from their bro. This is conditioning and a part of the sadboi-discord tranny pipeline.

Some people keep vanilla tastes forever. I know someone in his 30s who's never fucked anyone in his life and he's still complete vanillafag.

That's because they project all of their stupid fetishes onto straight people.

Sekiro is autistic, not a homosexual

How? The game even tells you how much he hates fire. The only way I can see someone die against him is to get surprised by the dropkick
>it's a like a bloodborne boss.
Please. He's easier than most BB mobs.

This. When I was younger I found even stuff as hardcore anal disgusting.

Now I have a dismemberment+vore fetish that can't be sated.

So, yes it's gay shit?

Oh no, I just want humanity to die because we're inherently a pack of retarded monkeys. We won't live, but we'll die knowing that the machines won't replicate our failures.

yeah I never said that, all I said was that you were using a lot of words and not saying anything but I see you’re just trolling now, so peace homo

I am quickly approaching this fate myself.

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>degenerate westerners immediately think every same sex close friendship is homosexual
clown world

>too
Are you implying you also have worms?

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It's mostly just Americans. Places in South America realize two men can talk to each other without wanting to fuck each other's brains out. Not sure about Europe. I hope they have a little more sense than Americans, but I can't tell these days.

They want to censor history to hide the fact that their ancestors enjoyed a good butt fucking and that hiding your gayness is in fact unnatural when considering humanity's timeline.

Yeah, good thing that never happens today.

I think he's referring to the centipedes in all of the monks

>No sense of duty towards anyone
Fucking zoomer. You have to be 18 to post on this board.

Running through Hirata. Should I get whirlwid slash, or just save for Mikiri?
I'm not really sure how to deal with all these clumps.

I sometimes wonder how it happens. I had a fucked up childhood and otherwise a lot of the same life experiences as other people around here, grew up with the same cartoons, got into anime at a relatively young age, have been on Yea Forums almost as long as it's existed, etc., and yet somehow even total normies seem to have weirder fetishes than I do. Just about the only semi-weird things about my tastes at all are that I'm not into big tits or asses and that I really like mild exhibitionism.

I died to him a bunch too because I still didn't really understand just how forgiving the parry was and was respecting the unblockable simon says attacks way too much. Makes you feel like a god when it finally does click and you can start going really aggressive on human bosses. I'm woefully average at almost every game I play and I'm confident I can beat it without too much trouble, if you're finding it unreasonably difficult you probably just need to play a few more hours until it clicks.

I don't care if people like fucking other dudes, but this is a myth that just won't die. Fucking males was still not a thing that was greatly accepted in most, if any, places in the past. Of course there's a history of it, faggots been around forever. It wasn't as normal as typical man/woman relationships in ancient Greece or in ancient Japan. They just existed is all. We are currently in the best point in history up 'till now to be gay, so if you're a faggot, stop focusing on your misconceptions of the ancient world and enjoy it.

Mikiri is absolutely essential, get it ASAP

Combat arts are almost all absolute garbage, the counter is all but required for a miniboss you'll be coming up on soon.

Yeah it's weird. Like, I've heard of people who work with porn and it stops distracting them eventually, but I've been working with porn for six years and I still need t stop and fap every now and then.

>tfw you cant save the orangutan

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not true. deflecting his sword attack and staggering him during the second phase is the easiest way to hit him for tons of damage.

first phase i guess you could make the argument that he's more like a souls/bloodborne boss though. i usually exploited his jumping shit attack to hit him a couple times and then firecracker him.

>Emma
Cringe and redditpilled

it's a popular japanese drama thing of shinobi to master relationship, the master is a kid that thinks like a seasoned war general of 40 years while the shinobi just nods silently and throws his life away to do everything for him

it's so overdone and trite I didn't even pay attention to the story in sekiro, just killed more bosses

don't give the rice to the old women. use it for yourself. giving them the rice isn't necessary to get the return ending.

no it wasn't retard, knights existed long before christ

he was doomed long ago

>When he finally reaches the end and puts the Dragons Heritage to rest
>Kuro is released from the cradle, as a mortal boy
>Kuro embraces Wolf
>Wolf smiles, visibly.
yes

Definitely not. His attacks will fuck you up if you aren't dodging or deflecting them and they will absolutely hit you if you're just standing under him spamming.
Took me so long to realize you had to jump over his charge FUCK I hate that move

>Ate his rice ball
>Sneak behind the curtain
>Heard he acting all smug and self praising himself
He is so cute and precious

What do you need to find besides the fresh and dried viscera? I found both but just went for the straight severance ending. I'm gonna try for another one next time. I'm assuming this and the decision you make at the top of the castle are what lead to different endings?

So once you get to Castle Assault 2: Electric Boogaloo are you just unable to go the areas leading up to the castle? I wanna go explore them but I can't find any way into them.

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>They just existed is all.
That was my point. No one's debating that they weren't anything but a minority. Just that our current obsession with labelling and separating homos (by current I mean in the past half millennia) is just a tiny blip in our entire existence and is not natural at all.

only time third revive is useful is when the second revive is filling back up. other than that i don't think i've ever used it.

nothing major. you need to find a couple texts to give to the divine girl. just read up a guide online. i just used a save file to get 3 endings in one playthrough. i'm saving shura for NG+ so i can get the all bosses defeated trophy.

she doesn't have worms,
she is a worm wearing human skin
also the rice are centipede eggs

Because Resetera trannies are running gay discord ops on us

Oh okay I did that with Bloodborne but thought the Sekiro ending requirements were different enough to need multiple playthroughs. Haven't looked into it at all. I beat the game last night and like an hour later realized I never did anything with the viscera.

How's grappling hook attack? Anyone got a list of must-have and must-avoid skills?

you have to backup your save before the encounter with owl at the castle. that's how you can get all 4 endings in one playthrough. i'm saving the shura ending though like i said for the all bosses trophy, since to get the all bosses achievement you need to have all bosses killed in one save file which is impossible to do in one playthrough.

skills that are the most useful are the ones that increase gourd healing, ascending and descending carp, mikiri counter (obviously), ichimonji and double ichimonji, breath of life (recover vitality from deathblows), shinobi eyes, nightjar slash, whirlwind slash. virtuous deed and most virtuous deed help with item drops but are pretty expensive to get.

the ones that are fairly useless are the ones that increase spirit emblems. they cost a lot of skill points an only increase uses by 1. you can get an item from the minibosses that lets you trade half of your health for 5 extra spirit emblems like in bloodborne that makes them even more useless.

it's a real grind though getting all the skills. i've spent probably 5 hours farming EXP to get more skill points and i'm still nowhere close to getting them all. i'm up to the point where it takes like 18,000 EXP to get one skill point and i need to get like at least 30 more of them to get all the skills.

My last ex looked a lot like my first ever crush (now my fetish ideal) but she turned out to be toxicity incarnated, it was a mistake falling in love with her.
I haven't had sex in almost a year now but the fucked up shit she made me go through still haunts me to this day. Sex is overrated anyway, once you've had your fair taste of different things it's yet another dopamine rush alternative, but much more expensive and dangerous.

Does your ex look like Lord Kuro

On one hand, samurai were pretty gay.

On the other hand, you are just a westcuck who doesn't understand japanese honor and loyalty folded over one thousand times.

This game is going to make me physically ill.
I had to stealth the ogre and it was still a rough fight. I couldn't beat the miniboss after that. The shinobi hunter is rough.
I think I'm just going to run ahead in Ashina until I find something that can help me.

deflect but what they dont say is stand a little back. If you are too close his attack will hit your back sometimes.

I died to him over and over and over, then took a break. Came back and defeated him using only 1 heal, it was pur ez once you git gud

>until i find something that can help me
Should I tell him?

>nanshoku
not found

shamefur dispray

Died to the snake. I'm done now. I'm just glad I didn't buy this.

man to man
sword to sword
eye for and eye son

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I want to lick Kuro's feet.

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Headless fights are stupid

>I think it would be categorized as homosexuality by western standards.
That's because sex and degeneracy is all that effeminate faggots understand. It's why they keep going on about characters being gay when they're brotherly, like Captain America and his mechanical arm best friend. Doesn't Japan have people called fujos too? Internet's just made it okay to make everything about fucking and it's destroyed concepts like filial, brotherly, and other kinds of love and devotion. My family is incredibly tight-knit and even though I'm a youngfag, I'm as protective of my nephews and nieces as Sekiroman is of Kuro, and I myself have a Godfather who's equally as protective of me.
Deranged women and fags dominate culture now and they're incapable of comprehending filial, brotherly, ancestral, communal love/devotion so they make everything perverted and sexual. Normal people have no trouble making sense of these things.

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nigga get divine confetti
instead of spilling sphagetti

That's why they are stupid.
I wanna beat them without stupid items.
And the same fight is recycled like 5 times.
Except for the magic one, that one was cool

>admitting you're underage

To be fair, I'd tap that in a heartbeat if I was Sekiro.

I think Kuro basically was transformed into soul essence and will be literally reborn from her.
As in she is pregnant with a purified form of Kuro.

>Yea Forums willingly eats up genderbending shit because fromsoftware did it

Tfw Yea Forums posters that aren't retarded faggots still exist.

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>underage
23 in a month, you faggoty groomer. Slit your wrists.

WOOOOOOOOOOO

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HOOOOOOOOOOOW DO I FUCKING DEFEAT ISSHIN HOOOOOOOOOOW WHYYYYYYY DO I GOTTA KEEP FUCKKKKKING FIGHTING GENICHIRO NOOOOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT ALL STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

its really just the grab shitboxes.

how can you get married if no women are attracted to you?

>Dozens of filters on YouTube, blocking entire websites, avoiding going online the whole week leading up to release, and this still gets ruined for me with a 3 second clip from that faggot Dunkey
Mfw

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takes ten years to kill and one shitbox can kill you at any given moment

post modernism was a mistake.

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I started fighting him last night and it took me hours to get his first phase pat down. I started working on learning his second phase after 4AM and within a couple hours managed to get one run where I somehow beat him on only my second time in his third phase.

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genichiro its run to his back and the start and the super slash he does wont hit you then just spam attack, parry if he jumps and prepare to either jump or mikiri after, isshin p1 attack until he parries and prepare to ether parry two hits / parry-mikiri or parry-jump, he also does this vertical strong attacks where you can go on his back and deal alot of damage, p2 dodge jumping attack and deal damage to his back and you gotta learn his attacks to parry and get posture damage, p3 its the same but with like two thunder attacks you can dodge and attack his back in
good luck

kek i was tripping when this happened

"Homosexuality" wasn't really recgonized as a thing in the medieval times. It was considered sodomy, not a sexual orientation, so it was an act of sex with no intent of procreation which was blasphemous. This is only by Christian standards though. There was actually a fuckton of gay sex in medieval fiction and arts. Same can be said for the feudal era.

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This is what happens when a weeb doesn't get sex from girls. He resorts to men.

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pcfags please make this a mod

i'm at the part in ashina castle where i can fight seven spear guy, purple ninja guy where you start the game, normal mook lookin mini boss in the castle.
any tips bros? i haven't played in like 5 days but feeling confident and sober now

also WOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

normal guy in the castle is probably the easiest but i did seven spears first
purple ninja is a fucking cunt

this

i'm seeing more soulsfags struggle with sekiro than newbs. many newbs are finding it relatively easy to figure out but soulsfags keep trying to play it like a souls game and dodge all the time which doesn't work.

thats fuckin cool

THERE'S ALREADY FURRY PORN OF SEKIRO AS A WOLF AAAAAHHHHHHH

Are you complaining about Miyazaki's excellent fetishes?

He even knows the right size for giant ladies is about 15 feet, any larger than that and it always just becomes an autistic variant of vore and feet fetishes.

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Patrician. Fuck that old boring bigger top crap, Kuro is his master

t. repressed Protestant

It's a memory sekiro forgets after his first resurrection that you're living thanks to the power of fantasy. The 2nd mortal blade was hinted at through the black scroll describing it's ability to "open gates" summoning from the underworld using offerings of dragons blood. They could've been a bit less obscure with lore but it's technically there. I partially agree that some of the lore is unreasonable to find out unless you're obsessive in exploring.

for the love of god someone post the hug kuro image

>I want to fuck X!
>What if X fucked Y?
Why is it always like this?

this one?

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>purple ninja guy
i didnt know but you can mikiri the kick, dunno since it wasnt a sword i assumed it wasnt possible

Actually I'm a happy agnostic, I just keep my sexuality to myself and indulge in it privately because I treat others as I'd like to be treated myself, and I don't want to have someone tell me about what gives them boners or hear about what they're jerking off to.

That shits for the bedroom. I mean, really its just common decency. Everyone in the world likes to masturbate, but we used to have some tact about it and not act like its a super special important thing that we needed to talk about and obsess over constantly.
Not that I'd want to since its a really boring thing to talk about. Not sure how zoomers find penises so endlessly fascinating, but you're all a bunch of literal faggots.

Yea Forums is a big place filled with a lot of different people. Every so often we get decent posts that aren't made by shills, no brain normies, or utter trash. Like that Sekiro thread a few days ago that turned into anons arguing over Schopenhauer and Nietzsche.

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The West tries to categorize everything as sexual. In truth it's more about loyalty.

Also Wolf and Emma acting as sort of adoptive parents to Rice Loli and Kuro is better.

i said kuro, not loli

>Like that Sekiro thread a few days ago that turned into anons arguing over Schopenhauer and Nietzsche.
Sounds neat assuming it wasn't bs reddit-tier navel-gazing. Finding Bloodborne lore threads was one of the most fun things I did online in ages and I want something similar for Sekiro.

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Kuro is dull too, you are just a faggot

God I miss when I was 14 and stumbling into CHIM and Zelda Timeline threads for the first time back in like 2006

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Yeah I understand that he forgot it but he didn't get the power to resurrect until he used some memory fuckery to get that power which means he either A. shouldn't have it at the beginning of the game when he loses to Gen or B. shouldn't have the prosthetic in said memory. You can't say he doesn't actually have it in the memories as Owl 2 comments on it if you use it. Also I found the scroll on the black blade but it's still an asspull that Gen just happened upon it when he couldn't even beat us and that one was super secret hidden.

I truly love seeing guys lose their shit over fujos and male-male pandering. It's the same thing as how women feel about shitty hentai games. Doesn't feel very nice to get objectified, does it, boys?

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>now that i have lots of items, combat skills, and prayer beads

lol

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By the normal mook looking one, do you mean the Ashana Elite by the Dojo sculptor idol? He's probably the easist one because even though he hits like a truck he only has like 2 attacks to learn. Plus if you unlock Ashana Crosss (same attack he uses) it works pretty well on him.
Purple ninja in the well wouldn't too bad except for the fact that the camera is dogshit while you're down there.
I still haven't beaten seven spears.

>baiting this hard
I'll give you a 7 for the effort.

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Why the fuck didn't this have a customizable protagonist? There's literally no excuse for it when Mass Effect proved you can have a voiced protagonist that is fully customizable. I guarantee the lack of customization is why this game is so irrelevant & forgotten outside Yea Forums

sfx: loli struggling to make rice

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>piss easy now that i can cheese him from the doorway

>I don’t get the Kuro-Sekiro relationship, it’s something Japanese?
Loyalty is not a japanese concept, user.

>but he didn't get the power to resurrect until he used some memory fuckery
No you fucking buffoon, Hirate Estate is set in the past, and it's Sekiro re-living his memories, gameplay things like prosthetics notwithstanding. He gains immortality after he gets shafted by the Owl post-Butterfly, which happened N time before the game starts and Sekiro wakes up in the well.

I like the idea of having a set protagonist, its just a waste that when From finally decides to have one its the blandest, flattest main character imaginable. Wolf fucking sucks.

is the game reasonable on NG+3, I'm just about to finish up NG+2.

Why didn't they just make the MC the little boy?

Does it make you horny for others to degrade you or something?

Dude, I'm also going to be 23 in a month. I hope you have fun.

I watched No Country For Old Men recently and I really, really enjoyed it. I should watch Fargo next.

I know that replying to a 8 year old post in a thread about to die is silly, I see where you are coming from. everytime I see people put so much time an resources into getting sex I find it so stupid. I just don't bother with it because the investment in time and effort seems like a waste to me, and porn is way too convenient

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>dreading
i want this RIGHT NOW

>He's sleeping now
Was not prepared for that shit

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So being loyal is now gay? What a fucking idiot.

give me the sauce right now or i swear to god i will delete the rice loli

Well I MEAN to be fair the Japanese over unexpectedly Over-bought the western game The Last of Us for obvious reasons.

The government or no one can contain shit like this unless they start straight gassing people.

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Does he take the knot?

no but i do