"C'mon user, how about we crack open a cold one and play some vidya at your place!"
"C'mon user, how about we crack open a cold one and play some vidya at your place!"
Jordan Bailey
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Jackson Bell
i don't drink beer
Jace Wood
DEJA VU
Landon Martinez
Alright, cunt. But first, counter-steer us back onto the road, mate.
Jeremiah Nelson
Faggot
David Bennett
No that’s ok you can finish it I’m just trying to enjoy the free ride
Jacob Nguyen
What in the fucking Hell are you doing drinking a beer while driving? Get rid of that shit you fucking God damned idiot.
Ethan King
It's alright he's british
Alexander Stewart
>being this insecure
Take control of your life, loser.
Camden Wilson
If you're going to kill me do it right, I'd better not limp away from this mess.
Anthony Brooks
>come on, just a sip user
Aiden Cook
ive wanted this to happen to me for almost a decade now.
i have no friends.
Gabriel Ward
It's ok, bro. Soon, the pain will be over for all of us.
Xavier Turner
Faggots are known for heavy drug abuse though.
Ian Richardson
Party at this anons house.
Bring booze
Joseph Ross
fag
Easton Johnson
I've done it a few times but none of them have felt "true", most of the times it just ends up being a few rounds of Tekken or Smash or something and then people lose interest and fuck off doing something else.
I would love to have some bro who is just as invested in the game as me and just keep playing for hours on end.
Asher Gomez
I have trouble understanding beer now that I'm a functional alcoholic. I would probably need 16, all drank within a short amount of time, to feel even a little drunk. Gin Coke-Zero has so much less calories and is better tasting, so why would you chose the infinitely inferior option?
Nolan Phillips
because we aren't alkies, it's a social thing.
Leo Butler
>I have trouble understanding beer
Most people don't have strong constitutions to justify hard liquor. I feel you, though. I prefer bourbon with 50% water.
Daniel Mitchell
>watered down spirits
either neat or fuck off
Samuel Jenkins
Most people aren't alcoholics who see getting drunk as the goal and drinking as just a means to an end. Beer is not only delicious and satisfying but holds cultural significance in a lot of countries.
Kevin Wood
>neat meme
I don't enjoy wasting fine bourbon. I like it "opened up". Doesn't matter anyway, since I drink a ton.
Asher Hughes
>lhd car
>white number plates
Jacob Morris
Some people enjoy beer. I look forward to the first beer of the night. It's incredibly satisfying, and I can relax and have a few without feeling like shit in the morning. I drink liquor if I'm trying to get fucked up, but beer is much better as an actual beverage.
Samuel Scott
That feeling when all of your friends doesn't have taste in vidya or dedicate themselves to one particular sub-genre.
Justin Mitchell
nothing beats a cold one after a hard day
David Russell
Ryan Price
I used to hate beer then I stopped drinking with my friends and realized how good beer is when you stop buying the cheap shit in bulk just to get drunk
Elijah Jenkins
>missing gin with coke instead of tonic
Try mixing it with bleach instead, faggot
Ryan Watson
>beer
>not a Lewis Hamilton monster can
Hunter Evans
good user, beer is degenerate and for fags
Justin Foster
tfw all your friends are normies who only play fifa and gta
Carson Jenkins
beer tastes like piss but it's cheap and easy.
David Baker
I only drink fruity girly drinks and white russians. Or my new thing is ginger beer on ice with lime.
I don't drink often though, and when I do I'm specifically trying to get drunk. Otherwise it's just a bunch of pointless carbs
Connor Evans
>Drinking alone
I'll never understand this. It's as though your life is so stressful and miserable that you actually require drugs to get by. It's pathetic.
Juan Peterson
>tfw even if you had a friend who shared your tastes you're on a whole different skill level so you wouldn't be able to go all out
being a sucker for japanese rhythm games blows
Caleb Carter
ok daddy~ I'll grab the Heineken and whoever wins 3 Mario Kart races gets the loser to suck their dick
Nathan Rodriguez
Gamer fuel thread?
Julian Clark
wanna b my gf
Leo Fisher
Goddamit user this is why no one likes you
Carson Johnson
>social drinking
fuck off normalfag
Jason Reyes
My Non-alcoholic Nigga
Cooper Watson
why else would man that looks old enough to be my dad be taking me in his car inviting me back home?
Cameron Clark
Are you implying I dont enjoy a cold one with my qt Mexican gf in the evening while we watch tv?
Camden Clark
A tranny will never be a woman
David Taylor
Some beers are alright (in europe).
Most american beers are complete pisswater, I remember tasting your local pills (shit like budlight) and the fact you have twistable caps made me laugh a lot, I tasted it, it was shite, never tried again.
Jaxon Sanders
stay strong bros
Robert Scott
spot the american
Jonathan Sanchez
how the hell is drinking a beer after work "requiring drugs to get by"
James Allen
>beer tastes like piss
Yeah like I said, it holds cultural significance in some places. Not every place in the world is filled with American quality garbage, I drink beer brewed in a local monastery by monks who have held the tradition for centuries
Dominic Taylor
No. I don't
Tyler Collins
>out with buddy
>anytime alcohol is offered/involved
>OH MAN user YOU CAN'T DRINK YOU GOTTA DRIVE
>YOU'LL GET SLEEPY AND THEN THE NIGHT WILL BE OVER
>ARE YOU FEELING DRUNK??
>WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET A COKE???
Eli Morales
better version
Wyatt Nelson
50% isn't opened up you excuse making retarded. It's a few drops of water. You dog on people for not being able to drink "the hard stuff" but then just wash it down and ruin the taste. I know this is bait but I'm legit mad.
Oliver Sullivan
Wouldn't be a buddy of mine
Jaxon Bell
>Based on my personal account this always ends with me sucking cock of someone twice my age
Adam Allen
retards like him read that health organizations consider alcohol to be "drugs", so they automatically assume they are on the same level as heroin or some shit
Caleb Walker
Beer turns you into a tranny
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Jordan Moore
>tfw some retard ask if I'm drunk after only drinking one single 5% alc beer
Ian Sanders
My only friend like that is my cousin and he moved countries. Feels bad, man
Aaron Harris
Based big-brain beerbros.
Beer is delicious. The only reason any person doesn’t think so is they haven’t found the right beer for them. If you had one Bud Light and decided beer all tastes terrible, I don’t know what to tell you. Perhaps you should try an Amber or a Belgian White; in my experience, most women that insist they don’t like beer will change their mind between one of those.
Luis Murphy
The same health organizations claim that drinking any amount of alcohol by yourself is alcoholism. As if you shouldn't drink even if you enjoy it, only when you're socially obligated to.
Benjamin Martin
>have a single beer whenever I finish work
>someone tells me they're concerned about my excessive drinking
Kayden Perez
Same here, didn't like beer until I started tasting from smaller brands that actually had taste to them instead of just watered down bitterness. I simply refuse to drink mass produced (read extremely large production) beer of any kind, they all taste like shit.
Ryan Ramirez
The faster I read it the more I read the words 'cock' and 'soccer'.
Gabriel Williams
based non-bad company having user