Daily reminder that Banjo will never be in Smash

gameinformer.com/interview/2018/11/21/masahiro-sakurai-talks-piranha-plant-spirits-and-20-years-of-super-smash-bros

About Piranha Plant's addition:
>I’m actually not paying too much focus on the surprise element when we introduce a new fighter. The surprise element quickly fades once the announcement has been made. Rather, I believe it’s important to have a good balance as a game. In the past titles in the series, Mr. Game & Watch, R.O.B. and Duck Hunt Dog were some of the examples we offered outside of people’s typical expectations. However, if we don’t have these types of fighters, and we only had typical “hero/heroine” type fighters in the lineup, there’s not much difference. It’s probably not very interesting. Correct?
>Also, unlike some main characters from some (not widely known) franchises, Piranha Plant is a character everyone knows well. And, I want to make sure to remind everyone that it is a limited-time offer fighter everyone can get for free as an early-purchase bonus.

You see this? Plant got in because he was a character everyone knows well, Banjo comes from a dead franchise that hasn't had a game since 2008. He's an irrelevant character with no future.

Not only that, but Sakurai's criteria for third parties clearly states that a character with no future are rarely chosen.

Basically you obscure bear will NEVER be in Smash.

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Explain Ridley and King K Rool then

Then how the fuck did K.Rool get in, motherfucker?

>Not only that, but Sakurai's criteria for third parties clearly states that a character with no future are rarely chosen.

For the record, that criteria wasn't specifically for third parties

kotaku.com/smash-bros-creator-explains-how-characters-get-on-the-1644208199

Here we go again.

3 words:
NINTENDO OWNED CHARACTERS

> Ridley
> Dead franchise
???

look mom, it gets funnier when i post it for the 52nd time!

>Not only that, but Sakurai's criteria for third parties clearly states that a character with no future are rarely chosen.
how'd cloud get in then lmaoooo

>krool has no future
Is this bait?

Seething. Steve is in.

>Last Castlevania game was five years ago
>No new one in sight
OH SHIT guess Richter and Simon are gone

no but you got papyrus instead.

>Sakurai's criteria for third parties clearly states that a character with no future are rarely chosen.
>rarely
Ok? So you're saying he still has a chance? Thanks I guess

>we only had typical “hero/heroine” type fighters in the lineup, there’s not much difference. It’s probably not very interesting. Correct?

well, sakurai is fucking wrong

Metroid was deader than dead when Ultimate's project plan started.

>hasn't appeared in a DK game since 2007
>no sign that there's even a DK game in development, and even less that K. Rool will be in it

Roster was decided in 2015, latest game came out in 2014.

Steve is never getting in smash

Federation Force was already announced at the time

> Is this bait?
No since this is a frequent argument back to the days when he wasn't confirmed.

You don’t even know the full extent of my power banjoke

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>>I’m actually not paying too much focus on the surprise element when we introduce a new fighter
Then why did he pick Joker knowing full well he was a left field pick whose maij appearance is on Sony consoles?

huh
that could actually work

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I'm betting this thread wants to make it in those collages people are making for when Banjo is revealed, can't think of any other reason for such low effort bait.

At this point, Stevefags are asking to get annihilated.

Banjo Kazooie is a painfully mediocre series; I cannot understand how anyone could prefer this overrated furshit over mario 64

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They're desperate for attention, and banjofags are easy to provoke.
Little do they know, I just like talking about Banjo-Kazooie whatever the reason. Love those games

(You)

>r-ridley is too big
>k rool is irrelevant
Btfo soon I hope

NEVER
EVER
They're packed in the base game, faggots, was Banjo?
No.
He's not gonna be DLC either, get over it.

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He's obviously nowhere near as relevant as he once was but to say he's disappeared from the public eye completely is kinda ignorant. The first Banjo outsold Persona 5 and the best selling Castlevania game, The kids who played it are now the primary demographic of the Switch.

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No, he’s definitely right. All the dlc characters people want are boring 3rd party protags

I just cannot fathom why people would want boring 3rd party protagonists when instead they could get interesting, cool and unique 3rd party characters instead.

>anything i don't want/like is boring
You should be grateful to even get the game to discuss this kinda shit about whether you like it or not, and you should be thankful for the DLC we get, considering it will all be unique characters who have never been represented on Nintendo Platforms previously.

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I've talked about incoming characters with at least a dozen normies in person. Not one of them knows Joker or half the fighters. A few are hoping for Banjo, though.

>boring

let me tell you who is boring, the fucking plant, at least more boring than the other characters
people like you and sakurai shouldn't be allowed to make character rosters

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Absolutely fucking kino opinion.

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This. The Plant was forgotten in less than a week kek

>I’m actually not paying too much focus on the surprise element when we introduce a new fighter
>immediately compares it to "examples we offered outside of people’s typical expectations"
Thanks, Hackurai

this

Nah, it’s definitely more than just that. Most people want characters to be in smash purely because they like them from their games, despite the more than likely chance of them not being a good addition to smash, moveset-wise. Like people who want a Resident Evil character. They may be good and well written in their own games, but they’re still just a boring ass human with no powers or anything. Their moveset would literally just be basic ass punches and kicks, with a glock shot as their standard B. No ammount of imagination could save them. Sora is another example of this, but because of him just being a boring ass anime swordsman that wouldn’t function any differently from bayonetta or an FE character.

There’s a reason that ATTENTION copy pasta keeps getting posted in threads like this.

Nice bait thread, discordfags.

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Why censor the names user? I’m in there too to post shit like this. let the fags names be known

You guys are fucking retarded. The plant is one of the most unique characters in the game, having moves unlike ANY character on the roster. How is he boring?

Boring is someone like dante or sora, who would literally iust be bayonetta: FE eddition.

SEETHING

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To help with the Resident Evil example, now if the Resident Evil character was one of the monsters, like Nemesis or even Mr. X, now that would be more interesting and cool.

Seething

Sometimes I think discordfags are just an overblown myth until these screencaps remind me. Do these people really have nothing better to do?

Sora and Dante would be x1000 better than mario plant enemy thingy, that really nobody gives a shit, only trolls" and memeers" care about her

Discordfag

Get seethed.

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Shitposting is fun. If you want actual filtered vidya discussion, go to reddit

People who care about the plant are people who like interesting and unique fighters. Nobody is going to care about those two bayonetta clones.

I can say to you that some discorfags on the server is right now in damage control.

Why ask for regular swordsman (but with guns!) when you could be asking for something more interesting and unique like Vergil, whose summoned swords alone brings more to the table than Dante does?

Not only do Dante lack nintendo history, but he'd literally just be a Bayonetta echo fighter.

I’m in there right now and the only thing I see in responce to this thread is the fucking KFC double down being advertised.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE LEAKSHIT WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME RIGHT
>F-FUCKING BOOMERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Is there something I’m not seeing besides KFC?

Agree, Vergil would be even better but sadly if a DMC char was chosen, it would be Dante

Dante isn't even in my top 10 wanted newcomers, but he would be infinitely better than the assplant

But I'm cool with Steve being in?

Oh yeah, that thing.
If i compare you to a hot dog that will mean that you're a dickhead, and maybe even your big boy dongo.
Is that what do you want?

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Fucking hell, that's pathetic. How old are you guys?

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>Agree, Vergil would be even better but sadly if a DMC char was chosen, it would be Dante
That's why Sakurai need to stop the "All third party characters must be protagonists" meme, because if he adds a DMC character, then he should be picking the INTERESTING option instead of the boring option. He shouldn't let some arbitrary meme prevent the actually interesting character from being the fighter instead.

I prefer an unique fighter who represent something for me or for anyone else rather than Le Funny Meme character

+ his moveset IS boring.

It actually symbolizes steve doubling down on the shitposting, causing two characters to go "down" (banjo and kazooie)

Dante PFP Discordfag here
Can confirm we REALLY have nothing better to do
You madman

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>phoneposting

how is it boring? It's got crazy new things no character has ever been able to do before.

post their #0000 code

Many of them are kids who doesn't chat, there's sometimes a """Dantefag"""and many shitposter. There's even a "e-celebs". Nop, they don't have any proof for steve in smash.

Get the other guy to give me that Marx butt image.

you're just jealous at how thicc I am. Stevechads are always top thiccness.

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user, you may be looking for friends but
No thanks, bro.
Ask

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>Sora, even Dante
>Bayonetta clone

are you stupid or something?

Your wish is my command

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Thank you.

While he's obviously wrong about Sora, Dante would just be a Bayonetta echo fighter. He don't have any unique moves or properties that Bayonetta don't already have in her moveset.

You’re welcome

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We may be Discordfags with nothing but time, but ask and you shall receive, user.
>not considering his variety of weapons/styles

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Title made it sound like you had some sort of definitive proof, all I see is some smug post that is as informed as the rest of us. Which is to say, you know nothing. Banjo may very well never make it to Smash, but I'm seeing no good indication that it can't happen, and rather I'm seeing more possible indications that he might happen over that he can't.

Fuck discord kids. Go back to school.

Heyyyyyy stevefags.

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Saying Dante would play like Bayo is like saying that Banjo would play like Duck Hunt, use your brain

Sorry user, can't go back in time.

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>He don't have any unique moves or properties that Bayonetta don't already have in her moveset.
fucking this, this is why people say all the FE characters are marth, despite there actually only being 4 marths.

greetings, BANJOKE.

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>character that swaps a million move sets and wacky weapons including a transforming briefcase, a motorcycle that splits into chainsaws, and a guitar that shoots bats
>echo of a character that juggles with some kicks and sometimes hits you with a giant hand

>b-but muh sales
BTFO.

exposed.
If you ever needed anymore proof that the Banjo shit-flinging is artificial and purposefully exaggerated

See

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FE characters, besides Robin and Corrin, are proof that Sakurai doesn't give a shit about "original and interesting" movesets, the plant was just a fuck you to waluigi fans and smash fans in general and a "lol guys, its a plant" shit joke character

you can only fit so many wacky weapons into a moveset, user. The giant bike buzzsaws wouldn't be much different form bayo's smash attacks anyways.

The playstyle is what people talk about when they say they're too similar. Bayo and dante come from very similar games, in the same genre. Mega Man has WAY more weapons to use than someone like Cuphead, but in smash, Cuphead would end up playing VERY similarly to Mega Man.

That discord has been shilled in threads for like a month now

waluigi isn't in, and never will be in, because he has nothing interesting or unique to work with.

why does Yea Forums keep falling for stupid bait posts

fuck you faggots this is why they keep being made, because you keep taking the bait hook, line, and sinker

Waluigi literally has no material for moveset potential unlike Piranha Plant. That's the important difference you're overlooking.

Having a discord of steve fans isn't really going to do much when Yea Forums itself gets shitposts like this on a much larger scale.

It's very funny how easy Stevetards can be triggered.

kek, keep seething banjokes.

Imagine being this uncreative

the duality of man...

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Plant is one of the least unique characters in the game though.

But then it's just a generic fucking zombie

congrats you've figured out how i get my keks

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So if Steve gets in and then BK got announced, what happens to the Stevefags?

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Waluigi would be the most original mario rep, the plant should have been just part of his moveset

how, exactly? Show me a move like his down B, Side B, and Standard B.
>inb4 gordo, because uhhhhhh.... it has spikes!

The shitposting war between the two would continue indefinitely I guess

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I can't wait till Banjo and Kazooie finally get in

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Banjo is just more loved, nobody gives a shit about steve, Minecraft should be represented only by a stage

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>Waluigi would be the most original mario rep

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I'm good, i don't wanna go further over here. Those stevedumb can't show a real proof for steve in smash except the same
>Muh sales!!.
Trust me, they can't compete.

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Then we become Doomchads.

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Cause his game is one of the GOAT games, is getting a remake (that’s gonna be on the Switch) , his franchise is one of the most famous of all time and still going, and he is one of the most iconic characters of all time.

Banjo is dead, no remakes, no games, no franchise. Oh, and the character isn’t iconic as people think

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as if Banjokes have any kind of proof either.

Banjo is more iconic than 60% of the Smash roster

well i still think that we got a good chance of Dragonborn, the guy from Minecraft and that object thing from Undertale getting

it would be nice desu, at least one of them i think it will get in (dragonborn would be cool)

>"nobody wants Banjo in smash!"

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Threads like these give me deja vu months before Ridley and K. Rool were confirmed.

sounds fucking good to me

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>3 out of 20 moves are unique

Wow.....so this is the power of.....reddit plant

Welp
See

user, we're all already Doomchads in our heart

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The last one is fake, considering Ashley isn't in it.

I knew when Sakurai said that quote it would get used as ammo for shit-posting for months.

They'd pretend they were chummy friends all along after bragging and nonstop shitposting. If it was the other way around, the Steves would actually shut up for a while.

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It was after 8/8 when she was assist'd

> Banjies still think their dead bear will be in
You already got BTFO by based Incineroar and Plant, do you really want to be disappointed again?

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made after his AT return confirmation since there's no K Rool and Simon

I don't even know why
See

So king k rool.

arguably, the 2 worst newcomers of the series

>furaffinity dog and reddit plant

lmao

Banjo would never be.
Never again

And you got your shit kicked in already by Rool and Ridley before that you loser.

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>everything i don't like is reddit
>dog

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>le epic salt xd

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I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS.

BANJO IS THE TRUE AND ONLY BEAR. FUCK YOGI. FUCK THESE FAGGY MISTS OF PANDARIA BEARS. FUCK PADDINGTON. BANJO IS THE ONE AND ONLY.

The others are obviously as well, but specials are always the most prominent moves in a moveset.

Today I will remind them

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>banjokes think they can compete with this

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Fun fact: Every time Yea Forums insists that a character is impossible or a NEVER EVER, said character gets in Smash almost immediately afterward. See Ridley and K. Rool.

Thus, Yea Forums denying Banjo this hard just confirms that Banjo is, in fact, in Smash.

Way ahead of you there user, I just want to rip and tear in smash

Then why did all of plants moves blatantly copy from other characters?

How does she do it?

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>Reddit.
Ehm... user

Only NPCs such as yourself would post wojaks.

Doesn’t that mean doomguy is possible, since he’s deemed a never ever by Yea Forums?

Cope

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Such as?

*ahem*
Show valid proof.

Already a Doomchad here. He's my second most wanted for Smash, below Banjo by only a hair.

plant is just a meme, doesn't count, really almost no one gives a shit about her existence

They said Chorus Kids would never be in Smash, and look how that went

I'm not the one who's going to be arrested for furry porn

>2 microsoft reps for the DLC
I would sell my copy of Smash Ultimate if that were the case

>Banjo-haters need a hug-box.

That's adorable. Nice to know that most of the haters are petty little jackasses.

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>nuh uh, Y-Y-YOU are the one who is a Non Playable Character!!!

>go up for up b
>dededes side b except it goes up this time!
>simons whip
>poison from white pikmin

essentially, Banjo is a Nintendo rep

Damn, how do I unlock the Chorus Kids then? I still haven’t yet.

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Except for the fact that Yea Forums are the only people that insisted that Chorus Kids were 100% in Smash.

Crew battles of Stevefags vs Banjofags settling it in Smash

i bet recency bias factored here

>Banjo becomes more and more likely
>Steveposting dies down
>Threads like these appear
Really makes me think.

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>Stevefags retire from the thread and go back angry on the server.
>they chat "t-those seething b-banjokes :stevelaugh:"
So long guys.

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>moving the goal post
I accept your concession.

Most Steve-trolls and Banjo-haters couldn't argue their way out of a wet cardboard box. It's kind of fun to watch them twist, and spin a lame counterpoint and then smug away like they won.

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Anyone who actually plays smash doesn't give a shit about Banjo since they can just play Duck Hunt

More like redditcency

That was the day of the direct or right after so yeah you're right. It was embarrassing really, felt like Sakurai could shit in a box and people would like it.

>>go up for up b
So every character ever? Besides, his is controllable in a way no other character can control their’s.
>>dededes side b except it goes up this time!
Kek. Like clockwork. The two moves work nothing like each other. Literally the only similarity they have is that a spiked ball is used in some way.
>>simons whip
Okay, now you’re just making things up out of anger. I don’t recall Simon being able to stretch his whole body across the stage by shrinking doen really small and then using pinpoint timing to aim his body expanding bite into the right direction.
>>poison from white pikmin
user, seriously...? A white pikmin attacks a latched enemy with poison for a fraction of a second with a poinson EFFECT, not a giant chargeable cloud that deals no knockback and moves forward after being fired

What else you got?

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Normally I'd disagree, but Banjo's shitposting levels have reached, if not exceeded K. Rool and Ridley's at this point. Whenever we hit this stage, they just fucking get in.

Hilarious that Stevefags brought this upon themselves.

Seething redditor. Maybe the new alpharad and ETIKA videos will calnlm you sown

Plantfags are truly the worst character fanbase of the Smash community

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The redditor is you, considering you’re the waluigizoomer. You can’t stop seething so hard that you’re slurring your words and twisting your fingers.

Sad!

>Seething
You first, piggy.

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Why would I care about a character other people are asking for? Are you implying that if you don’t bend over and support characters other people like, but you don’t, that you’re an NPC?

You sound like a jew.

Can you guys explain the Rareware files in the game's data yet? Just curious.

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Explain this then

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>That Duck Hunt image
Get Based and Wumpapilled

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Yeah but they are nintendo owned characters, which are different. I mean for fucks sake we have THREE Kid Icarus characters, it’s a joke.

BEST POST ITT

Yea Forums actively begged for Waluigi.

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People have also been seething since Banjo is the sole survivor of the Grinch Leak in terms of not being deconfirmed. (Ken was leaked earlier and was the most obvious Echo left after Richter's reveal so he doesn't factor in). He's the one remainder of the leak that continues to live rent free in saltfags' obsessed heads, plus Banjofags can't be shamed or mocked into silence unlike the way many other character fanbases have been.

Mark my works it will end the same way too, and it will be glorious to watch the haters cry.

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this, plantfags and furryroars are the cancer of smash discussions

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>K. Rool not knowing Banjo
>nobody insulted K. Rool and Ridley like Banjo

c'mon now

I think he’s actually retarded. By his logic you could make a case for every character being a copy outside the first 8 characters

I honestly don't remember the Waluigi outcry being as loud as it was till he was actually deconfirmed. I know there were Waluigifags back in the brawl days, but they were a small minority. I feel like everyone just hopped on after cuz memes

Fuck off stevefag, you're not one of us.

I would lose my actual mind if this happened

Lost all respect for Marxfags and Dantefags
Imagine having a discord just to talk about things just to plan things you don't like

Friendly reminder that Roarfags and Plantfags are just Steves using the two characters to hate on Banjo. Ignore them and their true blockheaded face will show itself.

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Sorry (You) feel this way, user.
But I couldn't give less of a shit.

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>the redittor is the person who presumably wants reddits most hated character, not the one apologising for reddits favorite

Lol

Shoo to your puppets banjofag, there is no trifecta

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He had fan support back then who wanted him in, but he got more popular in the recent years.

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Back to your discord shitter, you aren't worthy of DMC.

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>
FUCK YEE

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We need more Anti-Steve memes to pass around.

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Just try and take it from me, bro.

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All Dantefags are worthless scum for attacking banjobros, we can all agree on that.

Banjo is fine, but why didn't Sakurai add Shadow? Literally one of the most popular third party character of all time and could be an easy Echo for Sonic.

But no, gotta have shit like Chrom and Daisy. What a fucking joke.

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kek. Banjokes can't handle banter, unsurprisingly. Looks like we have this one in the bag.

Then who was bird?

>Everything I ask for is what everything everyone else asks for
>Characters that I don’t request should never be in and there should be no surprises
ok Banjoke. I guess you know more about games than the industry veteran.

You can concede the Jet force Gemini spirits because of some stupid Japanese name thing. Blast Corps though is 100% Rare property, another is something in that regard.

reminder that this is true

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Very well...

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I wouldn't mind Crash getting in. He's on my most wanted list too.

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you have no idea what you've just done...

>HAHA its just banter
Damage control.

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So much for not being grinchies huh banjokes
Yea, I'm thinking he's in

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>nemesis is a generic zombie

It's stupid how they purposely kept Shadow's standing hidden for so long, too. Combined with this and the lack of Sonic getting remixes (besides the random Angel Island one from Brawl), I'm lead to believe it's more on SEGA having weirdly specific autism over random things when it comes to Sonic representation.

>damage control
nah, just us winning.

FOOLISHNESS

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Virginben is dead, the pillar that supported steve getting into smash is gone.

Piss off Blockhead. Your not fooling anyone. We were in the same situation a year ago. The faggot who made that pic is an ignorant liar and a fake.

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>they're in the main game, so X character can't be DLC
What a non-argument.

That only worked with those characters in about what? 10+ years of speculation? It's a pretty bad track record.
Are you fucking new? Banjo levels of shitposting don't even compare to K. Rool, let alone fucking Ridley who was a meme for more than 10 years.

Falseflagging. Take the mask off Steve. You fuckers are so obvious.

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I can't believe banjofags are anti-DMC now... This isn't going to go over well.

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Ah yes, Lords of Shadow 2, the most beloved, best-selling, and most iconic of Castlevania games.

It still had a recent game around the time the roster was decided.

Also
> salesfag

As an actual stevebro, I just want any kind of representation, doesn’t even have to be a fighter. I just hope whoever gets in is good, good luck to you bros

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LAUGH AT DISCORD TRANNIES

>Hahaha I was just joking! I-it was just banter!

Kek

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Falseflagging as a lizardchad wont get your bear in

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If Sakurai is smart, he would put only a minecraft stage that represents better the franchise, not a shitty boring character like steve

Then why wasn't the Lords of Shadow protag in Smash? Because he obviously wasn't who people wanted to see of course.

Quit replying to yourself.

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Holy fuck you faggots are still at it

We're within our right to strike back against DMCfags, considering that they're pro-steve and attacked us first. It's a justified casus belli.

Blast Corps has the same issue as JFG which is different Japanese name, in this case Blast Dozer.

There is also Devil's Third in the files, no matter what its early to tell if its a mistake or not.

please god this is all I want

HEY PLUMBER BOY

ITS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

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>Banjokes claiming others need hugboxes but whenever Yea Forums isn't one they kick and scream, which is always
Pottery

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Community popularity sure worked out for Isaacfags, didn't it?

How many Banjo Kazooie threads have you seen in recent days, eh?
Zero you say? That must be staggering compared to our 2 a day.
Strike as you may, our last entry wasn't 2008 though, bro.

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stop trying to rationalize being a discord tranny

Because Simon was the first protagonist of the Castlevania seres.

It's the same with FE, Marth got in Melee despite not being in a game for years, while Leif was the recent lord at the time. He chose the first protagonist in both cases because they are the most iconic and well known.

>Anytime someone is shitting on literally any potential character being in Smash, it's always a Stevefag

What did they mean by this

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Uh ohhh!

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lol

Isaac is just too obscure. Nobody besides his fans knows who he is, that's why he's not in. Not a problem most 3rd party bandwagons have to deal with.

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Neither will it get your meme Brockman in. Any K.rool fan knows the shit flinging Yea Forums gave them before they were confirmed. Hating on Banjofans under the guise of a Crocbro is just sad.

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lowT teenagers desperate to be on the giving end of the bullying for a change

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I told you guys the Discord shit was real
No surprise that devil may cuck fans are involved

Funny how this image went unrefuted by Banjocucks.

>some shitty "movie" that isn't even posted by the original maker
>a fucking parody of a movie trailer

What is this proving? You gonna post the views for the Spongebob in Minecraft too?

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And that's not even the puppetmaster anti golden sun discord

Seething niggers.

Banjo fucking chads.

Let's all remember who carries the 7's around here.

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I'm a massive Banjobro and yet I don't see a discord hitbox dedicated to shitflinging Steve threads. You pricks are so few that you have to flock to a discord group, no doubt lead by that diaper-loving tranny furfag.

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spongebob would unironically be a better pick than most popular ones desu

worked for k rool and ridley

>Virginben

Has he even posted anything since his post trying to act like he never said Steve was in the base fucking game

> Guy who started it is a zoomer Ashleyfag
Opinion discarded

I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes, just a few days more, banjokes KO'D

I pray that all DmC cucks burn in hell forever for what they've done against banjofriends.

Funny how you ignored the other posts

hol up tranny furfag?
clarify user
you might be taking me off the path of siding with the worst kinda fucks here

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>y-your popularity is just dumb!
Not an argument sweetie cake

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>Rosterfag autism has gotten so bad that they now tardrage at joke characters

Someone's working on a Spongebob skin for Villager for Ultimate. Sad thing is, Spongebob actually has enough to use for model swaps on tools and such to be a legitimate substitute.

>that last line of reasoning for Steve

I can't believe we're getting a Resident Evil rep, since it's all about gaming history as a whole and there's no RE content in the base game

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I-i Dont feel good Steve bros.. I think I'm gonna- MMMF...Throw up!

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He's undergone some serious radio silence after being BTFO out of the direct, he still makes the occsional now and then but nothing about any leak or commenting anything to with his past leaks, I think his "leaking" days are over.

It's because trying to refute an argument based on feelings and strawmen is just bait. If you want someone to debate your claims, you have to argue on good terms. All Stevefags want is to troll, which isn't an argument based in good faith to the other side. Why even bother when it is based on such a shitty premise?

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>Not an argument sweetie cake

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I hope Virginbitch dies painfully of cancer. It's what that freakshow deserves.

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Not a Stevefag, but RE has shit to do with gaming history.

There were other suvrvial horrors before it.

Funny how people keep bringing up this nebulous tranny furfag character without ever providing proof or screenshots of them.

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Supposedly the fucker that made the ugly Steve render is some diaperfur tranny with a foot fetish. No doubt the faggot makes more for the discord tonuse in shitposting. I'm not part of the discord. Can any spies in it confirm, please?

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found him

>steve
>boring
KEK!

Not a spy, still just the DMCfag here, but the guy who made the model ain't owner as far as I know, though some claim to know the guy who made it. Thank you for enlightening me though, user.

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You don't need proof to know that a seriously disgusting subhuman troglodyte is, in fact, a seriously disgusting subhuman troglodyte.

Oh hey! It's the bitch from Gamefaqs that uses "sweetie" unironically. How does it feel that Banjo-kazooie is getting more and more likely?

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>A single spin off that nobody wanted and everyone hated from the reveal date that doesn't even feature Ridley means "alive and well" to this guy

fucking unironically based.

>You don't need proof
Stopped reading there, so it's all bullshit, got it

It was the first thing I could think of along the lines of the statement's retarded reasoning

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Can we have shops of Banjo ripping Dante's head off his body through bear strength or Banjo victoriously carrying a stick with Dante's head impaled on it? I think DMCfags deserve to get humiliated for making this thread.

>discord cucks
kill yourselves.

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chill, its not DMCfags, its one fucking retard in this thread that's a DMCfag/Discordtard. I love DMC and Banjo, that guy is just a loser.

I always fucking suspected Kirbyfags were anti-banjo. Their shitty series needs to take a seat.

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>yfw Stevefags are so salty over being so few and retarded that they seriously want to turn everyone else against eachother

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No prob, bro. Btw I am loving DMC 5. Was late to the party but my roommate convinced me to get it. I know Nero is a bit easy but I love his playstyle. Plus rocket uppercuts are cool. Just figured out you can buster grab the berserker cleaver dudes when they go purple. Fun times.

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The fact that every time the creator of the model is mentioned, his description gets worse and worse every time gives me a hearty kek. First it started as a furfag, then tranny, then a combination of the two, now this

If it makes you happy user, I'll do it for you.
If this shit about the guy making the model being a diaperfurfag is true, I'll consider it.
Not very nice of you user.

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I never get op's pic. Why is banjo crying but kazooie smug?

>Banjokes needing Yea Forums to be a hugbox at all times
>Calling others furfags when they support Banjo
>Shit talking based insiders and then a second later supporting people like PapaGeno
They really are a walking contradiction aren't they, pretty scary

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Absolutely based, here's to hoping Vergil is playable so you can experience his graceful playstyle.
The guy who made this model might as well be a fucking X-Files episode he's that much of a changing enigma.

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The telephone effect is wacky isn't it?

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wow i didn't know kirby was so based

And stevefags still deny that's the truth.

banjo died the day rare was sold.

i made the model

Okay fuck, Banjoposters, redpill me on this Steve Model Guy for real, I might need to reconsider my alignment.

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No, I made the model

no, I made the model

no, I made the model

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*ahem*
FUCK MICROSOFT
FUCK STEVE
FUCK SQUARE ENIX AND THIER GAY HAREM OF SWORDFAGS

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If your shitty Lego simulator is so important to video game and Nintendo history, then why wasn't Steve in Smash 4's DLC? Obviously a moneymaking icon like brown brick man would be the first one to be considered right?

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>needs Yea Forums to be a hugbox
Said no Banjofag ever.
>supports banjo = furry
Well by your logic you supporting Steve makes you a low IQ autistic brainlet child.
>Calls insiders based and then shits on Papageno
Look at that pot calling the kettle black. Most Banjobros know to take all insiders with a grain of salt. Unlike you fuckers that claim Steve is in when the "dig" tweet was made from Xbox Gamepass.

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this is the earliest render ever of steve, such a long way we have come

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SHUT UP!!!
I AM THE ONE WHO MADE THE MODEL!!

we've come so far

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Are you guys up for some arena? I'd rather play than talk shit.

Best way about that is to bait the fucker into revealing himself. Usually have to wait for another ugly Steve thread before finding that out.

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But he isn't obscure? I think a lot of people and the majority of Nintendo fans are at least familiar with him, and a lot of Xbox fans know the character.

>Also, unlike some main characters from some (not widely known) franchises
As much as I hate to admit it this is probably more of a jab at Isaac.

You gotta be fucking reaching, Microsoft and Nintendo weren't buddy buddies back then compared to now, also, why waste more development time on DLC for a game on a dying console.

Honestly idc who of the 2 gets in but my money is on brown brick man

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Don't forget how they act like Virginben is right no matter what, when safe bets like Incineroar and Ken don't prove shit since he had no idea about Plant and claimed that the last reveal of the direct would be Steve, and then backpedaled and said he never said that but he said Steve would be the first DLC character announced, and then Joker was announced instead.

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And yet it may all be for nothing

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>dying console

The switch is dying?

He did his job for the base roster, for DLC people should not even bother with him anymore, he has already gotten a lot of things wrong

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Facts don't care about your feelings sweet cheeks, Banjo is obscure and unlike Geno he doesn't have any weight to his support

i unironically like how much OC came from such a terrible shitpost

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It should also be noted that Virginbitch's predictions are, in fact, extremely common guesses that people made ever since Ultimate was announced. The moment it was announced, people saw characters like Ridley, Incineroar, Isabelle and Simon Belmont coming before that little bitch even opened his mouth.

Well shit, I apologize to you and Banjobros, if I had known Stevebros were motivated by shitpost OC from a fetishist faggot I wouldn't have shittalked.

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user's referring to the Wii U

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>no Namco newcomer in sight, despite being one of the lead developers of Ultimate
>Japanese player Earth helped with development, known for his love of Yayoi
>Idolmaster franchise is one of the most financially successful videogame franchises in modern Japan, yet lacks any representation in Smash
She's literally in. Sorry Tekkenfags, but your literally whos are never getting in over one of the icons of the idol game genre.

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Actually he claimed a Squareenix character would be revealed first. His only claim that was Minecraft related was a "boss" as day 1 dlc, and before that it was just "Minecraft content" Even if that hack was to be believed, he did not back Steve as a fighter at all. Not to mention Hitagi and Xenother quit the leaking scene. It just seems that anyone that touches Steve or makes any Minecraft claim gets BTFO'ed.

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desu for a surpsire character, i would've picked mike jones over the plant

even tho the plant is a fun character to play as

ironic considering banjo is a furry icon.

On what fucking Planet?

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kek, keep squirming banjoke!

this thread is sick, it needs a little daily dose

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Wrong. Furfags hate banjo for not being sexualized.

If anything it's like a shitty villain character from a crappy stage show that gets punched out by Capt. America before he asks people to buy bonds. I need to do more Grunty posting though. Unlike Ugly Steve, Grunty is far more based.

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damn, kirby is actually a based series then... huh.

based as fuck.

>Steve and Banjo both get in somehow
>All this shitposting ends up being for nothing

Doubt it. That only works for Krystal fans.

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Stevechads always win baby
Stay mad Banjokes

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So we can all agree that Kirbyfags and DmCfags should be condemned and insulted on sight just like Minecraftfags, right?

Seven

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no
see how they act first, then judge them
just because some of them act like asshole doesn't mean they're all assholes
t.kirbyfag

yeah i was wondering where the good gruntyposts have been, some tried to take up the mantle but didnt quite capture the feel of grunty. The only good thing about steve and his OC is it led to stuff like gruntyposting

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Dash Attack - banjo does the DK's roll
Jab - punch and bird pecks
Tilts - bird pecks in the direction you press
Smash Attacks - Three reticles appear and then get splattered by eggs
B - shoots egg(pretty much the same as mario's fireball but no fire)
Side B - shoots a faster egg that doesn't bounce
Down B - bird pecks once while crouched but you move forward a little bit or something
Recovery - whatever duck hunt does

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Honest to god question, is Banjo really that much of "icon" material? I mean sure, we got Bayo and Joker in, but they're another can of worms, Banjo hasn't seen the light of day in a long time and what did he really do aside from having 2 OK collect-athons on the N64, he's only kept alive by fan requests, and to me that kinda sounds similar to Waluigi and how fan requests are not gonna cut it, if anyone's got an answer, enlighten me anons

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>see how they act first, then judge them
Here you go

It's cool, dude. Though it is appreciated to hear that. If it means anything, I can see Dante working as a Smash bros fighter. Hope things work out for you, bro. Peace.

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This is all you will win.

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by this logic, pac-man should be cut because he's irrelevant rn

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Its either Banjo or Chief

Stevefags aren’t in the running for more than a Mii costume.

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I believe in bear and bear and bear haha funny bear big bear lol

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why are people still doing the "X will never be in Smash" thing

Have we really learned nothing

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Yikes, i thought discord is just another retarded boogeyman

This was one of my finest works. Got 2 7's and a trip that night. Was so fun.

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i utterly want him in the game, could put patternfags on suicide watch

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quality stuff my dude, even though i unironically want steve in some form of representation or another, seeing stevefags who just use him to shitpost get BTFO is fun like that thread

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ur right and u should say it

>ridley
uhhhhhhhh metroid is getting a new game soon and the last release wasnt to long ago
its far from dead besides hes litteraly the main villian in the series and in basically every metroid game
not the same retard
as for aligator..... mouthbreathing tards who wouldnt leave samuri alone i guess and they just decided to give in and put him in to shut u all up

twitter.com/franklez/status/1076911083909132289
Chief would have a good shot, but...

Plain and simple, both Metroid and Donkey Kong have futures as series, Banjo & Kazooie though, they're dead af lol

Serious: Why wasn't Banjo as critically acclaimed as other Rare games like Perfect Dark & GoldenEye?

>Marx
Reminder that these are the same faggots who unironically defend 25% of the mainline Kirby games getting 90% of the new content in Smash.

343 also denied the existance of Halo 2 Anniversary and Frank in particular said that Master Chief would be the main character lf Halo 5.

At the time Banjo was a major icon at Nintedo. Based on the Banjo games in development during the Rare buyout, the duo had quite the future. Nowadays they are kinda referenced in various Rare tweets and things like Sea of Thieves. If anything their legacy and the impact they had during their time has kept them sorta "relevant". Phil Spencer himself has been all about Banjo for the last few years, despite what the haters would tell you otherwise. To me, if so many people still fondly remember them, they are relevant. That's still personal opinion though.

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When you have Mario 64 pioneer what games in 3D could do, having B&J come in doing the same, but only having goofy characters as a difference will make it less memorable than any other Rare properties in the N64

That was only the first debunking of many. Next wave though Chiefbro.

>got punked by Grinch leak
>N64 mini got deconfirmed
>Gamepass on switch rumors turning to dust
>Ultimate save corruptions were caused by certain SD cards and could not be replicated by Nintendo
>person who had connections to phil spencer who was thought to have info only had rumors
no...

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I got more to share as well. This was when the Stevefag conceded. Any one who's seen a rap battle knows a choke when they see it.

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Banjobros....
The Stevechads are laughing at us again....

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I can get that, but what about that thing Sakurai said in an interview about "characters not getting in if their series has no future", that to me is kind of a death sentence for Banjo, and this may be fabricated but I saw in a couple videos that Rare is being a bit of a bitch with banjo atm and theyre not planning anything atm, but I'm open to either Steve or Banjo at this point

stevecucks...
we just got deconfirmed for the 5th time this month.....

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One more before I leave.

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quality stuff oh gruntyposter

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>B-B-BUT PHIL SPENCER SAID
cringe

Let's do this
If 7 then your character is in

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Yea Forums was supposed to be our safe haven...

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Sakurai isn't choosing the DLC characters this time
Banjo had a game in 2015, yes enhanced ports count
Rare couldn't make a Banjo game if they tried, they haven't had a person with talent working for their company since 2008, but just because Rare isn't working on a new Banjo game doesn't mean one can't happen, Rare has nothing to do with the new Battletoads game thats coming out, and there are plenty of devs that could handle the IP.

I understand that point. If anything it doesnt really mean much because Microsoft holds control over the IP and can easily outsource it to another company. Phil clearly loves the franchise, and I doubt he'd want to do the series dirty by half assing it on a dev group that dont care. Plus the "no future" point is kind of weak sauce due to some of the newcomers have not had a game yet post inclusion. So far there isn't a Pikmen 4, Castlevania game or Game with K.Rool in it.

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>as for aligator..... mouthbreathing tards who wouldnt leave samuri alone i guess and they just decided to give in and put him in to shut u all up

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Boner time.

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mario kart

OH SHIT HE'S IN

he's fuckin in bros, and hes out to get that midna AT

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>"characters not getting in if their series has no future"
welp, at least crash still has a chance

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>Banjo
>Not sexualized
I dunno man, his only piece of clothing is a pair of shorts.

Have Banjo fans even seen his concept art?

Like Joker?

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I suppose I'll have to be the one to do it

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You anons got class to praise my rhyme.
A final verse is needed, one quite divine.

Keep the fight against the Steves, their faces most foul.
Grunty always come back, to maim and disembowel.

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Hellooooow

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HEY HEY HEY

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damn, grunty's got some bars

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i'm thinking armstrong is in

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BASED

he's in.

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Based and Doompilled
>Mario - platformer guy
>Pacman - arcade guy
>Ryu - FG guy
>Cloud - JRPG guy
>Snake - Stealth guy
From the game that popularized and shaped up FPS and did much more
>Connections to Wolfenstein and Quake, such as Q3/C and relation with BJ and Keen
>Gameplay abilities and story abilities mix up at times, for the sake of power level
>Self insert for the player, in first person games
>Series still alive with a new game coming soon, mods, ports and whatever legacy autism anyone can bring up
>Current state of the series is just cherrypicking elements from different types and periods of games in the genre, making it a celebration of FPS
>Space marine, a noticeable cliche in the genre
>Literally spends most of his time shooting and running in the plot
Doomguy is the first person shooter genre in the same way Ryu represents fighting games
>Has own face in the fucking HUD
>FPS were "Doom clones" once
In the same way Ryu represents fighting games, Doom man himself might as well be the living embodiment of this genre.
Even with Master Chief, you got the Marathon officer before him.
Not even BJ fits this criteria.
>significant to the popularization of FPS
>has like 4/5 games on nintendo consoles, including the real doom 3
>a very fitting choice for a PC rep
>bethesda has a great relationship with nintendo (skyrim in the initial reveal of the switch)
>john carmack is the only international developer sakurai mentioned, so hes heard of doom
>even carmack wants him
>pete hines said that they talked with nintendo regarding smash bros
>character who canonically likes cute animals and dolls
>has iconic material to represent such as soundtrack and enemies
>has at least a few japanese fans who made their own fanart and megawad and at worse, rest of japan would just have to catch up on history
>possibly the genre's strongest character
He may never get in but damn if he just doesn't make too much sense.

god dammit

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Star Fox Adventures was the real furbait Rare title, Banjo was never really a huge thing to furries in that way

source: you figure it out

>ssonic2

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Goku for Smash

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based

sorry everyone, but jibanyan and bubsy are in

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Smash ruined Yea Forums

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>Donkey Kong have futures as series.

Yeah as fucking filler fodder in Mario spinoffs :^)

Metroid fans whined hard enough and got their way. Retro is now forced onto Metroid Prime and DK is without a home yet again.

>inb4 give it to someone else

I'm sure Nintendo is just rushing to make a new DK. Yeah, no. DK is probably going another long hiatus.

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stevechads literally can't stop winning.

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Rare replay was a complete flop. It didn't even sell a million copies.

LMAO at any brainlet who thinks nintendo looks at that and decides to put banjo in smash

Cry harder stevefag. It's only stevefags who think that sales matter at all.

YOUCH and people wonder why they don't make a new Banjo

>release a compilation comprised of mostly platformers and very old shooters
>surprised when it bombs on a system that's mostly got dudebros

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In the base game so it doesn't matter if they're a draw or not. Meanwhile with DLC you actually have to have a character people want to spend money just for them rather than as part of a bigger package

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I-I thought Banjo still had a big following...

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Read again retards
> Some (not widely known) franchises
Everyone fucking knows Donkey Kong

This is fucking bait and you know it.

Erdrick's the JRPG guy though, not Cloud.

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Samus Returns, Prime 4, and Dread, you dumb fuck.

The autists who talk about potential smash characters deserving to be in because sakurai mentioned them once in an interview twenty years ago are a vocal minority

>Frank O'Connor
So Master Chief is confirmed for Smash then.

Yikes those are Yea Forumss most wanted smash newcomers? Geno in fucking 3rd place? What a garbage bandwagon-tier list

That tweet was about Nintendo's characters rather than third-party ones anyway.

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Good thing a knockoff B-K made 2 million pounds/3 million dollars in only a month. Imagine the demand for the real deal.

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This

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How well did nuts and bolts do again? Oh yeah not very good since it's the gameplay people want and not the characters themselves

i genuinely have hope for tails and banjo

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nice

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Looks like it from my view.

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>Gameplay
The gameplay of N&B was a complete turnaround from the other games. People love the characters, not how the game was implemented.

>Samus Returns, Prime 4, and Dread
Wasn't in development at the time, you dumb fuck.

Take the mask off, Steve.

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But Samus Returns was, dipshit.

...That also proves Chief is not currently in.
I want Chief and Banjo, but it's not happening

discord.gg/UE6gv7z
Here ya go, motherhunpers

Yoink

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Yea, I'm thinking I'm in. Thanks bro

If anything, both sides are also ok with Doomguy, so relabeling yourself won’t do much

>Dread

*ahem

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Uhhhh where are the MHchads at?

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Berry came first

Fuck right off. You little bastards were saying the same irrelevancy shit about K.Rool during the summer, and now that he’s in you wanna act like Bros? From the bottom of the heart of a Ridleyfag, go fuck yourselves sideways, you two faced shit munchers. Insult Banjofags all you want, but DONT act like you were part of the reptile twosome

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>wanting a boring protag instead of a monster
Shit taste.

>Be Phil spencer
>Get asked everyday by desperate fanboys about letting some "banjo" bear charectar in a smash bros.
>Don't even know or give a shit who this is so just type "yep"

ign.com/articles/2016/11/23/xbox-exec-phil-spencer-would-love-to-see-mario-on-xbox

>"I know I get questions all the time on would I ever like to see Banjo in Super Smash Bros. and I’m, like, 'Yes, I would do that in a second.' And certain people think I’m saying that as some sort of PR answer and I’m, like, why wouldn’t you," Spencer said.

Holy shit, Stevefags really are delusional.

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Another. "PR" answer. He doesnt really care. And Sakurai doesnt care either. Banjo is old news Theres tons of better MS reps. Banjo just cant compete he wont be getting any games or ports either. Isaacfag level of delusion right here.
Whatever you'll see in a few months.

>banjokeks

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I want both Banjo and Dante in smash bros ultimate

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>I want both steve and Dante in smash bros ultimate
me too

>both
>BOTH
r/enlightenedcentrism

Alright, stop the shit Steve, you've had enough fun.

never

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>wanting Dante
>when he don't have nintendo history
Fuck off

OMG based I would rather have captain toad and a koopa with glasses than characters like Dante or Bomberman

>only Banjo game he's ever even touched is Nuts and Bolts
>doesn't even own Tooie
>Banjofags constantly post his tweets anyways

Only if they have closed knight aesthetic helmet.
The MvC design is unacceptable

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>what is an N64

>Muh Nintendo history
Sure didn't matter much for Snake, Cloud and Joker who are primarily Playstation characters

Prove that he's owned one and owned both games.

Yes? Who gives a fuck about Dante in a nintendo series. I'd take Birdo over him.

Metal Gear, Final Fantasy and Shin Megami Tensei has all been on Nintendo consoles.
Devil May Cry has not.

Fuck off.

Steve is in, here is his render

Cope banjokes

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CALLING ALL EGGMAN AND SHADOW CHADS, WE NEED YOUR ENERGY!

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>a character with no future are rarely chosen
that means Mega Man shouldn't have gotten into Smash 4 and Simon/Richter shouldn't have gotten into Ultimate

Seething

Here we go!

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Can't wait for the day for when either Banjo or Steve gets in

Those still have games or there series had history. Id say Dante could get If he was more popular like Cheif.

Fellow Banjofag here. I've been on the toilet for about 20 minutes now not because I'm taking a crap but because there is so much piss in my cock. How the fuck do I stop pissing? My urethra is on fucking fire rn please help

>Mega Man 10
>Lords of Shadow 2
Try again

Lending energy for Eggchad! Rollin'

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Check my 7

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Good tastes.

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>6
>8
All we need is a 1 to subtract with and we get our 7

Who do you guys want in for the next 4?

I want
Dante with DMC3/4 port for Switch
Banjo
DOOM guy
Crash

And for a surprise sixth dlc character I want: Angry Yea Forumsirgin who will no doubt be mad at me for not wanting his favorite characters instead

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>Smashfags crying about hugboxes

You niggers get salty anybody implies these characters won't happen. This has taken any joy out of the Resurgence of a Japan Time and is somehow even worse than "X has Y'd into battle" shit from smash 4.

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Simon Belmont will still be a playable character in smash bros ultimate even if Lords of Shadow 2 wasn't a thing

H.U.T.

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