That time when you're a kid and your dick starts releasing cum for the first time

I don't remember my first cum, but I remember my first masturbations.

I still think that
i'm virgin btw

I got molested by my teen babysitter when I was 10.
shit was cash, I loved it, but I never kept in touch with her.

I remember being 12-13 and first rubbing my dick and it felt good. However
>be me
>be about 4 or 5 years old, maybe a little younger or older, cant fucking remember
>playing ratchet and clank
>theres that level with the monsters that eat you
>every time they eat something, I feel like I have to pee
>only years later do I realize that was my little baby dick trying to get hard
>Nothing else got a rise out of me like that until I was well into my teens
Guess I've always been a vorefag

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nice

it happend to me last week
I was like woa dude

I had sex before I learned you could masturbate.

it's not gay to get a handjob but it's gay to give one

I'm into giantess footfaggotry as a result

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Yeah, I folded a pillow up and fucked it while I was watching Futurama. Felt like I did something bad after it was over

I remember I used to slap the tip of my dick when I was a kid and would just cum over and over, was probably 6 or 7. Eventually I was told I couldn't do that anymore cause I kept doing it in front of my grandma and dad. I don't remember the first time I actually came because I masturbated profusely in private for the longest time. I think the first time I might have actually came was to Degrassi The Next Generation but I don't remember the transition from no cum to cum at all.

What the fuck, aren't dicks only for peeing? What the hell is cum, are you sure you just dont have a medical problem?

itt: underage b&s who had their first cum a week ago

This thread is great.
Anybody shoot themselves in the face on accident haha

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I was playing with some of my beanie babies and pretending they captured me and took me as a their giant slave. I had one of the beanie babies wrap its body around my dick and pretended it was trying to get me to pee by rubbing its body up and down. After like 20 seconds I had my first orgasm completely unexpectadly and had no idea wtf was going on. It was the crab beanie baby.

kek
>esl phoneposter can't make out obvious jokes

>that time when you're fucking a kid and your dick starts releasing cum for the first time
fixed that

I think i was like 13-14 before i started to masturbate, now im 24 yo khv incel
Is that weird?

oh fuck yeah man
>stepsister and her two friends and me all playing games like truth or dare and such
>one of the cheeky bitches actually suggests spin the bottle
>how what holy shit besides awkwardly smooching my stepsister, all of this is a dream for me
>watching girls kiss and kissing girls
>sensory overload
>dick harder than it's ever been before and i've been kind to my dick providing sexy material (but never fapped)
>make a washroom excuse and sprint upstairs
>sit on the toilet and marvel at my quivering dick and the precum seeping out
>remember someone making a rude gesture and emulate that
>woah
>WOAH
>WWWOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>blast jizz everywhere
>panic
>clean it up
>head back down
>totally distracted from the females now
>within weeks i was jerking off daily

I remember when I first discovered masterbation, I thought I was the only person on earth to have discovered it

I was 12 and it was painful. I didn’t do it again for a couple of months.

i've told my wife i'm not in the mindset for sex and then rubbed one out after she went to bed

Why is this image always accompanied by a terrible, nonsense, off-topic post?

Anyone remember there being weird bumps in the skin of their dick when they were first cumming? Just me?

I've done the same thing, user.
Sometimes I'll come to bed and fuck her anyway
>But user, that's rape!
She likes it.

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