You can't dispute this

Everybody knows you get a 5 guys burger in a bowl. You get more toppings, it's easier to eat, and less bread means more room for fries, which they give you a fuck ton of.

For the perfect experience you're gonna want to add:
Barbeque
Bacon
Lettuce
Tomato
Mushrooms
Grilled Onion
Grilled Green Pepper (this is off menu but they'll do it)

Nobody plays Battle Mode anymore really.

>mushrooms

I don't mind the taste but... THE SMELL. ew.

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>Literally the same game with an extra layer of polish
>Worse
inb4
>M-MUH MOTION BLUR
Nobody gives a shit you assburger OCD fuck

He's looking great. We have any footage of Dingodile?

>food analogy
IMAGINE

For me it's the McChicken.

YEah

youtube.com/watch?v=R0wqiI35v0U

youtube.com/watch?v=6iO3N9ZNnJg

he's in the dragster kart too, no turn, topspeed. If I can outfit any racer with any Kart, I think I'd give Roo and Cortex a go. They represent visceral parts of my personality. (dad and I used to make IED's and I was a bossy child)

>comparing burgers like it's exquisite cuisine
Do Americans really do this?

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Yes, yes they do. To be honest, I do too, I've decided curly fries, a cheeseburger and a mexicano is the S tier menu.

Burgers CAN be exquisite cuisine, OPs burgers aren't.

8 deluxes is literally 8 but with more content. What the fuck are you on?

Burgers can be exquisite cuisine. Your fish and chips can be just as, if not MORE nasty when they’re at their lows.

MK8D has more content than MK8 so it's wrong

The only people who think fish and chips is fancy are dumb tourists, foreigners, and TV chefs playing up to dumb tourist foreigners. The whole point is it's cheap, easy, and filling, the exact opposite of fancy exquisite cuisine dummy.

isn't newspaper ink toxic? ink is carbole so...

Kek, keep telling yourself that, bong. Fish and chips is the closest thing you have left to “exquisite cuisine” now that the tourist draw common food is curry.

You're not seriously trying to tell me fat chunks of potato lovingly fried and covered in hefty amounts of beef tallow and slathered with salt and vinegar is somehow meant to be nasty? How so?

But MK8D is the best and most complete Mario Kart game to date?

It's literally just a superior MK8. You're retarded.

8D is trash for its motionblur

Mario Kart: Super Circuit

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People who end sentences by saying, "so..." because they're too fucking stupid to actually word the point they're trying to make deserve to be hanged.

you are low IQ, pay closer attention these differences add up to hardcore players

...

that eating a fish in a newspaper daily would give you Carbole poisoning. is it that hard for you, brainlet?

>"Haha so anyway yeah, I just really love free climbing and yoga... So what do you do in your spare time?"
>"I am a hardcore Mario Kart 8 gamer"

Nobody in the history of humankind within or outside of England has ever eaten fish in a newspaper daily. You're not making a point about anything you fucking simpleton.

>mexicano
is that a coffee with a jalapeno in it?

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-Mystery Caves
-Tiny's Arena
-Polar Pass
-Sewer Speedway

Do I win?

>making fun of video games as a hobby
>on a video game imageboard

it's a spiced slab of meat. but explaining how something looks while google images is 5 seconds away would be a bit silly.

Bringing back double items was a horrendous idea desu.
It’s also retarded how the most important stat is hidden for some reason.

Yes I can, 8DX improves on 8 in every single way. You're just being contrarian for the sake of getting (You)s

…. you don't know how limited the palette of a averager was back in the day? old newspaper ink also had lead, so I'm just curious how many people got lead poisoning from eating fish that was wrapped in it.

Worst game in the series.

You think builders didn't (don't, still, really) eat utter garbage on a daily basis?

List your Bottom & Top 5 tracks:
Bottom:
>Toad's Turnpike ( MK64/8/8D )
>Kalamari Desert ( MK64/7 )
>Rainbow Road ( MK64 only, 8/8D is a pretty mediocre track, but there's worse )
>Dolphin Shoals ( MK8/8D )
>Sherbet Land ( MK:DD/8/8D )
With dishonorable mention to Excitebike Arena, that's just uneventful with 2 fucking drifts for a Lap without any of the chaos of Baby Park, and every Water centered track, because they feel like shit.
Top:
>Royal Raceway ( MK64 )
>Rainbow Road ( MK:SC )
>Ribbon Road ( MK:SC/8/8D )
>Mount Wario ( MK8/8D )
>Maple Treeway ( MKW/7 )
Honorable mentions go to Koopa Cape, DK Mountain & Donut Plains 3.

Do they really sit on high construction beams without tethers? or is that the past?

>preferring the version with completely arbitrary acceleration tiers that further crippled lightweights in a game where they are already at a massive disadvantage against heavies

This is what the Switch is to the PC. Fried butter.

fuck off Nintentoddlers, you must be 18 to post here.

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>Literally the same game with more content

>Worse

imagine using big words like this about a children's racing game lmao
have sex

now if only that game didnt blow

take off your goggles

You must be 18 to post here, Nintentoddler.

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>Hardcore mariokart player

Having a limited palette doesn't mean you eat the same thing out of a newspaper every fucking day.
I eat utter garbage on a daily basis and absolutely no-one in the history of our planet has had the exact same utter garbage every day of their life. This entire conversation is nonsense.

>he thinks firehopping actually required skill

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t. Historylet. Look up kartoffelbefehl and we'll talk.

You must be 18 to post here, googoo gaga nitendoh!

This is how you make something child friendly but not childish pantshitter like all nintenbaby games are.

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FAT PEOPLE OF Yea Forums I KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE.

PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR BELLIES.

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If only I can get the taste of dragon semen in my belly.

Is this your default qoute now Mr NPC?

Not in public

>potatoes served in different ways with different things is eating the exact same garbage every single day
People who end arguments with, "and we'll talk," when their argument is fucking wrong in the first place deserve to be hanged.

Baby park sucks dick.

>30FPS
LOL

Because else it wouldn't fit on the switch :)

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its............literally the same game...........

right looks better and tastier

>own the Wii U DLC
>eternally stuck with lobbies that play DLC tracks far more often than base game ones

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Guys, if I hate MK8 because it seems to just be centered around who has the best luck with items, will I enjoy CTR? Big fan of NST.
Most of my racing game experience is with F-Zero GX.

what would 4 be? and if you think NV is better than 4 i got a PNG to utterly nuke your pathetic brainlet existance.

>Bowser

youtube.com/watch?v=9_68P6dQ4dA

t. morton

>Overpriced and flashy
>vs honest and properly priced
Yep I cant dispute it

Eat shit lightweightfag. Go fap to your toddler porn elsewhere

You can't dispute this.

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>Bottom
Yoshi Falls
Figure 8 Circuit
Toad's Turnpike
Yoshi Valley
GCN Sherbet Land
Dishonorable mentions: N64 Rainbow Road, Banshee Boardwalk

>Top
Wario Colosseum
Waluigi Stadium
Waluigi Pinball
SNES Rainbow Road
N64 Bowser's Castle
Honorable mentions: Coconut Mall, Baby Park, Sky Garden, Royal Raceway, Mushroom Gorge, Toad's Factory, Yoshi Circuit

You are underage yourself, nintentoddler. so you can do it legally.

youtube.com/watch?v=DHUeLVMqcoY

You should do a little better yeah, assuming you take the time to practice & get good. Even in Mario Kart, doing so should make you be able to sustain 1st in almost every race.

that's the welfare system being flawed isn't it? leeches of no color should be tolerated, and legitimates should Always get in.

MK8 especially is RNG bullshit, you're talking out your ass

Fuck off Todd

Mario Kart Wii is the best
Have fun going slow and not having custom tracks, faggots
*WA-HOO-HOO-YEAHs away*

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I don't really know what you're talking about. The better player stills wins most if not all of the time, and it's just as easy to shave off seconds by knowing the track, playing well & executing the tightest drifts than it is with most racing games. Maybe you need to play more?

I looked it up but which one is it the mcrib looking thing?

>mk8d is 60fps
>crash is only 30ps
Devs fault for not prioritizing gameplay instead of grafix.

googoo gaga! GAGA GAGA! WAAAAAH! DIAPY FULL-FULL!

pic related

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>and it still manages to look worse than MK8
How ironic

>SWITCH
>GRAPHICS

Nintendo is technologically retarded. If Nintendo and Bethesda were to make guns, I'd get my antique sword.

I thinkit would be the same combo but not fresh and more expensive

All you need is 200CC Baby Park
The only courses I don't really like are Ice Ice Outpost and Sunshine Airport

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gaga googoo! OOPS! diappy woopsie!

youtube.com/watch?v=ucbm9kAsqqQ

Nice reading comprehension. But yeah, keep blaming swicth hardware when ctr is also 30fps on ps4 and xbone where it's higher res.

It's literally the same game but slightly better. I think you just became a miserable piece of shit between releases.

You must be 18 to post on this website, kssshhhht Nintenbaby, kshhht! Only reason your company lives is because the momentum from it's age. begone!

That was done because the switch is too weak to handle 60FPS at that graphical level. I'm pretty sure it will be 60 everywhere else.

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oh damn now i want one it looks like a better version of mcrib where do I find this marvelous meat creation?

Nope, ps4 is locked at 30.
Cope more.

>I'm pretty sure it will be 60 everywhere else.
On PC, yeah.

wii has best roster, best tracks, custom tracks, and the bike vs car thing is debateable but i like bikes especially with the motion control wheelies and shit

….. any takeout fries place? may want to check if your country carries them

[citation needed]

4k Switchlet, now take your babies' toy and go home.

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fast food is garbage

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I honestly would but im not home so i cant
But here is a cute lizard belly instead

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Crunch
Fuck naughty dog purists

>liking the babies
im
fucking
plying

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Representation ay?

I hope they use Wrath Crunch and not Mr Trunch.

im an americunt but live 10 minutes outiside a major city that has every ethnic food you could imagine

>not 64

well, it came to inception in 1984, world soccer cup in mexico. so you could try?

Man that’s just disgusting

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Man, you are delusional.
But probably the same person who posted the exact same pics assuming it was a ps4 exclusive and embarrassed himself horribly

Bottom:
>DS Deflino Square
>DS Shroom Ridge
>N64 DK's Jungle Parkway
>N64 Toad's Turnpike
>8 Water Park

Top:
>GCN Mushroom City
>8 Mount Wario
>DS Airship Fortress
>DS Waluigi Pinball
>3DS Rainbow Road

no it's American :^)

I find the fried butter far worse imo

atleast I got hairs on my balls and not draw titties and penises on the school walls for a kick.

God, I can go for some cheese pizza or a big hamburger right now, once my little sister gets out of school we are gonna get some

Will anyone actually argue about the merits between 8 and 8d or is it just memes and console warring within the Nintendo brand.

ha yeah ill find a way

Dingodile or fuck off my race

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I thought mk8 deluxe was pretty much just mk8 with all the DLC?

too bad he looked so weird in CTR. no tail. Carlet here, but could you actually drive using Napalm?

>hardcore players
For a party game with rubber banding and RNG? There isn't a proper competitive scene for mario kart even, there is not a single person who makes a sustainable living playing mario kart.

Supposedly some mechanics were changed. I dont know if they were for the better or worse though.

TWD98

He's a youtuber.

Yep, that's the intellect of the average sonyfag

>not food apology
one job

>I got a PNG!
Holy shit that's fucking great.

>You can't dispute this.
MK8 should just be the nice burger on the left while MK8D is the wimpy burger with the fries and drink.

If you bought MK8 and never touched it again before going to MK8D, the bundled DLC content is a noticeable upgrade.

LOSSLESS
IMAGE

the mcdonalds honestly looks more appealing to me right now, what the fucks wrong with me?

My man here. Or maybe N-Gin.

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8D has more characters, the DLC is bundled, it has an actual battle mode, and it's on a console people actually own, so it has a bigger playerbase.

8U has firehopping (kinda like wavedashing except it's way easier) and a lot of the WR players lament that it's gone in 8D. 8U also has mods since the Wii U is easily hackable, although there's nothing on the level of CTGP yet. Here's to hoping that the Wii U modders will be less self-centered.

If you don't give a shit about getting WRs or high-level play (which a majority of the playerbase doesn't), just get 8D. The online is more active, and the Switch is portable too, so you can play Time Trials and CPU VS on the go.

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>These brows
>these white, healthy teeth

Always got my vag wet man.

I'd just to take a moment to say that the Five Guys burger+fries+drink combo that OP has in his picture is a meal with well over 1000 calories in it.

It's a pretty standard resort buffet, wtf?

Fries aren’t included with high end brugers

>For me it's the McChicken.
Why would you do that to yourself to save a couple bucks?

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never been outside mom's basement, eh pal?

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Being a wiiu owner doesn’t automatically make you a hardcore player, user.

The granite slabs do give the fancy impression though, they are stylish AF, durable but cost alot.

>OHNONONONONONO THEY REMOVED MUH REAL WORLD CAR, HOW COULD NINETY DO THIS

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>game with all the DLC included and more modes just as a bonus has less than the original that you had to pay extra for the same thing
noggin' a joggin'

Brainlet

>Or maybe N-Gin
Nice, gonna use him just like the old days. Wish I had that boomerang add-on so that all my friends could have played at the same time.

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That honestly feels like an accurate way to describe Rayman Legends on Wii U vs Switch version.

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What is the McChicken of Mario Kart?

i can fap in here and people don't shout at me

McDonalds is way better than Five Guys

I had that thing, but no friends :) my dad was a faggot and mercilessly beat his own single-digit aged son. He also made IED's with me so his parenting skills are 3/10

The Mercedes is still in 8 Deluxe last time I checked.

image is bullshit deluxe wasn't any cheaper

I dont see why? the switch version just has everything and more, why would it be worse?

>Overpriced overly greasy and plain-tasting garbage burger with soggy shitfries; generally over-promises and under-delivers vs reasonably enjoyable quick burger that comes with a pricetag you'd expect for what you're getting and does not disappoint

Yup, sounds about right.

brainlet

Top:
>airship fortress (DS)
>wario coliseum (DD)
>Rainbow Road (DS, DD, 8’s 64, and 7)
>DK summit (DS)

Can’t think of the bottom tier ones.

>mexicano
You eat Mexicans with your cheeseburger and fries?

I’m not gonna lie, I’d eat the hell out of that. People saying this is disgusting need to grow the fuck up. It’s just chicken over a hotdog.

>hating on five guys
Found the goobergater

The second item each player can have throws off the game balance. Too many lightning bolts, they're worse than Blue shells because at least you can avoid the blue shells.

>Here's to hoping that the Wii U modders will be less self-centered
>Requiring a disc is self-centered
pirateniggers blown out

The only thing I realized from reading this thread is that i'm now hungry as fuck.

>five guys meal
>costs the same as mcdonalds cheeseburger
pick one

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Why do people always rag over shit like this? What exactly is so disgusting about it? It’s just chicken with a hitdog on it. Do you think club sandwiches are nasty too?

ONE FOR THE ROAD

>he actually PLAYS video games

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I just had brownies and ice cream ask me anything

People have irrational reactions toward food that they think they're "supposed" to find gross. They don't actually think about what they're looking at. Kind of like how everyone freaked out about the Double Down, saying it has "over 3000 calories" in it and shit like that. It actually only had about 550 calories, which is less than literally every other chicken sandwich or burger from any fast food place. People are stupid when it comes to food and nutrition.

I'll take the right one but only because it's much cheaper and I don't want to use money on junk food

What did they do to the switch version to make it worse?

>Left is grossly overpriced and overrated
>Right is rinky-dink, cheap, but mildly satisfying in small does
Invisible superior tier is making your own burger.

What did he mean by this?

It just doesn't feature the 5 player Multiplayer or a-symmetrical touch-screen multiplayer that the Wii U version had.

Oh so it's better then.

>tfw next Mario Kart will probably have GBA Rainbow Road instead of GCN Rainbow Road

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But it has an actual fucking Battle Mode and all the DLC included from the start, is 1080p 60FPS and is the tits when playing with multiple Switches.

No, because it would have been better to make that stuff optional like the Vita version did.

And how would taking out the 5 player Multiplayer (in which all 5 players control a normal, platforming character) make it better?

GBA Rainbow Road's pretty good though, so its fine.

Reminder that Nintendo are scumbags that put up fake smiles, you guys know they backstabbed Sony, yes?

What do you mean about the murders being self centered?

Modders*

Nice bait, looks like you snagged some retards on the line.

he was talking about rayman legends you fucking dipshit

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unironically the burger on the right looks pretty fucking good

>talking about gayman in the mario kart server