Who was in the wrong here?

Who was in the wrong here?

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The knight. I think this has already been established in every single one of these retarded threads, just like how Jimmy was in the wrong about the salt. There is no reasonable defense for the knight. He is trying to buy a potion that would kill him and the seller is only making sure that doesn't happen.

In a perfect world, ignoramuses like traveler wouldn't exist.

the hero
what kind of hero needs the strongest of potions to go to battle, he just goes to battle and fucks shit up

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>"My strongest potions are literally not made for multiple consumptions. they are suicide bombs made to give you the ability to, like, kill a dragon but only once. they will fucking end your life my dude. take some more useful ones instead."

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the potion seller. he has no respect for knights

Potion seller was just trying to tell this guy that he wasn't making potions for battle.

The potion seller. The first rule in retail is that the customer is always right, also you never turn down a deal just because the buyer might hurt himself. You can kill yourself by swallowing Draino, doesn't make any grocery stop selling it to their customers.

Who were his potions even for?

People that want to replace knights.

>people
wrong

The potion seller didn't articulate enough that his potions were not fit for battle and too prideful to tell him he should look for a alternative potion maker.
The knight however believed far too much in himself or perhaps he was suicidal, fully understanding what the potion will do but wishing to at least die honorably in battle.

And suicide is illeagal so fuck the knight lol

Knight. Potion seller knows his product and doesn't want to damage his reputation by selling his high quality goods to weaklings.

My potions would 100% kill the knight though

*the potions

Potion seller for retarded business practices and borderline discrimination. Also unnecessary rudeness.

Actual jews

How do you know the knight wanted to drink the potion himself? Surely if they're so powerful they could be used as a weapon.

Then it's not a potion, it's a suicide device, just give him a potion that he can handle and say " here, my strongest. "

Don't care, i still needed it since i was going to battle and could die anyway

Weakling knight.

Beings higher than dragons

Rascal.

In a perfect world, men like me wouldn't exist...

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Boy, I sure hope this is the perfect world

No, if the potion seller knowingly sell a product that can cause the death of the knight, he'll be liable.

But then he lies about the quality of his shop and if people think a low strength potion is his strongest then he loses buisness

>jews
>refusing to sell something out of concerns

It's all part of their scheme to increase the desire to own the product
Never underestimate the jew, user.

I will never understand why you faggets are so obsessed with this. It was some random stupid shit that someone uploaded once ever. It wasn't even funny more clever, or deserving of any attention.

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This. It's Reddit tier shit

The knight. The potion seller proved that pompous aristocrats are really just babies that cry when they don't get what they want.

The knight. But the potion seller is still retarded. Why the fuck does he have a potion that could kill a dragon? who would fucking buy it and drink it

>who would fucking buy it and drink it
We don't have any information about their universe. What if it has witchers who could do it?

He doesn't say that his potions are too strong for humans, just that they're too strong for the traveller. They may be beings with higher power levels who survive his potions

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knight was in the wrong
the potion seller is like the good-aligned drug dealer who doesn't sell things that kill his clients

>It wasn't even funny more clever, or deserving of any attention.
You must've found it relatable then

>random stupid shit
>wasn't funny more[sic] clever, or deserving of any attention
>posts cringy anime garbage

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shhh... they're too young to understand what internet culture and humor was like back then. anything creative or with authenticity is all ""reddit"" to them

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Potion seller is in the right, aside from not being forthcoming about any other potions he may offer.

Fucking bootlicker

>supporting small business owners
>bootlicker

go drink a potion, commie

>Die Potion Seller, you don't belong in this world.

kawai gift, fellow fourchanner desu

It's just dumb improve bullshit and it's endearing, you can see the guy cracking himself up during it. Humour doesn't need to be high brow

The knight for insisting, but the potion seller is a dick who should swallow his pride

For dragons

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Because other people can find things funny that you don't.

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>child walks into a gun store asking for their strongest gun
>you have to sell it to them because the customer is always right
There are laws in these lands, user. You can't just assume that everyone is legally allowed to buy potions and that there is no possibility of paperwork involved.

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what are some videogames where vendors will refuse to sell you their wares based on your level/stats?

Splatoon 2 technically

>reeee stop having fun with things i dont think are funny

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The potion seller for assuming the traveler was to weak to handel his potions. For all we know the traveler could be some legendary hero, and he specifically asked for the STRONGEST potions, so he probably knows what he is doing.

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He didn't need to be such a cunt about it though. The man is in the service industry. He needs to create a charisma potion and drink it.

Great...

Dude, his strongest potions would kill a fucking a dragon, LET ALONE a man.

Potion seller made this abundantly clear.

The Knight. No means no, stop raping the potion seller for potions.

>potion seller won't give him strongest potion so as to not kill the knight
>knight still wants it

While the potion seller should have given him the strongest shit, he'd also be responsible for his death. I'd say both are in the wrong.

You think a potion seller wouldn't know how to measure his patrons? He knew that the knight was of the weakest and his potions were only for the strongest.

spoiler it's fucking not

what absolute armchair-general level thinking.

There's clearly a war going on and the good guys need to pull out all the stops. This isn't a time for the Potion Seller's "Ackchyually" teir attitude.

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But what if the traveler was more than human... An angel in human form, a demigod amongst humans or a hero with mire-than-human abilities granted to him by a god, bound or forced to never reveal his superhuman nature? Listen to the description in his voice... He NEEDS that incredibly strong potion and nothing weaker.

On a more important sidenote why would the potion seller even have a position for sale that he might never get rid of? How could he know that only the strongest would turn up at HIS shop and ask for it?

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>DUDE IF I JUST REPEAT THE JOKE OVER AND OVER LMAO
What sort of zoomer fucking shit is this?

Yeah this. The content itself is silly and pointless, but the guy trying his best to not crack up is what makes it so funny. Also the way how it's acted like a cheesy, old fantasy RPG from the 90s.
He's an interesting guy, theatre actor if I remember correctly. Did skits like that for fun and as a form of practive.

Nobody was in the wrong here. The potion seller has no obligation to sell his mighty potions to anybody. If it's his business model is to insult his customers so be it. Meanwhile the traveler, while visibly upset, kept his cool (as is suited for men of his stature). In the end this meeting between the potion seller and the traveller was resolved without fisticuffs.

He literally does tell him to find a different seller though.

The knight. Look at the potion seller as a pharmaceutical and the potion the knight is trying to purchase is chemotherapy when all he requires is rum or rubbing alcohol at best.

The Knight.
His arrogance could have cost lives were it not for the BASED Potion Seller.

it is funny, and you're just a boring faggot with no sense of humor and like to be negative about everything. laugh every once in awhile maybe you'd be semi-tolerable then, nigger.

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what isnt reddit to you

But this is not a perfect world...

The Knight is an agent of the King, denying him service is denying the King service. The potion seller should be put to death

only the strongest, he says so himself

>hey everyone we are losing the war, lets all drink this potion that will kill us
This ain't Jonestown nigga, potion seller gave the knight an actual chance of survival

The knight Had money and was willing to take responsibility for dangers the potions might yield. The potion seller was ignorant, because he Just assumed the traveler to be of the weakest.

>the customer is always right
You’ve clearly never worked retail. Most customers are full on retarded who will happily fuck their own shit up to save a buck

So you're saying that he should just give his strongest potions out knowing fine well that they will kill the knight just because he "accepts responsibility"?

Have you ever considered that the Potion Seller doesn't want to be a murderer?

Ice cream man one is his best video

Why respect the king, when his potions can do anything he can?

>The first rule in retail is that the customer is always right
Having worked retail/customer service, let me tell you that's absolute fucking horseshit. Plenty of customers are outright wrong. It's more "Don't outright disagree with the customer bluntly."

One of the most satisfying things at that job was getting to tell this one bitch an outright no with approval from a manager because she was stopping me from actually doing other work.

>also you never turn down a deal just because the buyer might hurt himself.
Except in real life, you can't sell people something that they might hurt themselves with potentially, and many countries have laws regarding the sale of weapons, chemicals and (probably most relevant here) medicine because of that, no matter how "right" the customer is.

Im the kind of man that thoroughly believes a business has the right to discriminate who it chooses to sell its ares and services to. I side with the shopkeeper.He could have sold the potion, but odds are if others knew that HE sold him the potion, he'd likely get a swash of royal police at his doorstep for his head, that's just the way people acted in that day and age.

>How could he know that only the strongest would turn up at HIS shop and ask for it?
It's called a specialist store. The same way a hyper expensive restaurant would have high quality ingredients because their clientele is willing to pay for that and wants that special experience.

It isn't that absurd to assume there would be both low end and high end potion stores.

The Knight failed to realize that the only beings worthy of the potion sellers potions are those that don't need the potions.

*they'd come for his head if the knight wound up dead from using the potion
doesn't matter, the shopkeeper will be executed if people know that his potion had played a hand in the death of a knight.

here comes the tranny

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In what kind of dystopian shithole is suicide illegal?

most religions have a thing against suicide I'm fairly sure, and that carried over at some point for a while

this sounds like one of those Justin Roiland improvs.

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>can you still hear my voice?

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it's not high pitched and nasally enough.

But most people don't live in a theocracy

risk reward, brah. At least give the Knight a drop of your weakest potion and wish him well.

I'm sure the Orcs or w/e aren't going to give a shit about Potion Seller's rules and just kill him.

Where did this potion seller get his alchemy license? If his potions are that strong they are a POISON! A CURSE IN A BOTTLE. He should be the one selling weaker potions.

Do you honestly think a European middle-age era knight isn't?

...

Niggers

so by the way it sounds, nobody is qualified to handle the potion seller's potions due to their strength. this really begs the question why create an industry where your intended clientele demographic is next to, if not, nonexistent?

Nowadays the funny things are parroting words like nigger, tranny, faggot, libtard, zoomer, boomer, pleb, etc

niche is the way to go, go probably had something weak but the traveler kept insisting on THE STRONGEST POTIONS
his potions are probably for demi-gods or something definitely above human standards

He did plainly tell the knight to go to a seller that sells weaker potions. The seller wasn't even rude before the knight got all flustered and started throwing insults at a man concerned for his life

I need these threads to live, thank you.

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>It wasn't even funny
>Laughs at faggy anime about highschool girls

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>where your intended clientele demographic is next to, if not, nonexistent?
>of the strongest beings , of which you are not
he said beings above dragons

he's not selling the potions to dragons, dingus, he's saying how strong the potency is to kill. In what setting would dragons purchase anything?

as I said
>being ABOVE dragons
>In what setting would dragons purchase anything?
tolkien
Witcher
Spellforrce

but this....

how many beings above dragons would ever need to buy a lowly human potion?

fpbp

>potion made for the strongest beings
>lowly human potion
pick one

>complains about repeating jokes
>uses the word zoomer

Mad faggot.

I feel this tells a very sad story