>falls 100 ft off a cliff and bashes head onto a rock
>finds heavy machine gun in a wood box under a tree and destroys a village with it
>wrestles a wolf, a bear and lion at the same time, wins
>crashes a helicopter by looking at it
>immediately befriends indigenous culture using max charisma
>doesnt raid a tomb
Cmon Lara, youre better than that
Falls 100 ft off a cliff and bashes head onto a rock
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Nathan Robinson
nu Lara raids third world countries and killing them one by one
Owen Garcia
>gets gangbanged
>pretends she doesn't enjoy it
Blake Morgan
> overpowers you from behind, disarms and forces you to eat her out for a several hours, while filming it "for research purposes"
That's horrible...
Angel Cox
>Force
Lucas Nelson
she does raid some discount Portal chambers that the game calls tombs
Jeremiah Mitchell
wtf I love nu-Lara now
Owen Campbell
I'm unironically in love with nu-lara
Tyler Reed
>>immediately befriends indigenous culture using max charisma
I can accept undead samurai and1000 year old prophets but that Lara's shit disguise in the third game broke immersion for me
>be the only white person in a village filled with natives
>dress up like a native priest
>every other priest is male
>speak to the natives in English while wearing your disguise
>no one calls you out on it
Austin Evans
I really wish psycho photo mode lara was canon lara.
That would make the shitty stories they try to tell 20x better.
Jordan Wilson
Isaiah Clark
Does it count if shes turning these countries into tombs, through genocide?
Jace Howard
Damn right!
Ryan Sanders
Nu Lara is so damn hot.
Jacob James
post lewd lara right NOW
Levi Young
Logan Hall
>tr 2013
>kills her first person, sends her reeling and makes her sick to her stomach
>shadow of the tomb raider
>lynches people and stabs them through the throat with a rusty shard off a plane propeller, and does it all with a smile
Camden Gonzalez
So when are we going to see Lara transition into the short-short wearing protagonist from the PS1 games?
In Shadow of the Tomb Raider she can massacre an entire military base without giving it much of a second thought
Christian Hall
They retconned her transition to OG Lara after SOTTR. In the original ending of SOTTR you can see Lara getting a letter which would set off the events of TR1. That got patched out day one.
Kayden Martinez
Never, if only somebody will be able to get rights for franchise.
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Ryan Gray
I think they exactly didn't intend to make a transition in the first place, it was more like an easter egg. They cut it so people wouldn't get wrong ideas about foreseeable future of the series.
Daniel Hernandez
Even at the end of 2013 she was killing with glee. It was dumb as hell they rebooted yet again in the sequel.
Julian Ross
You just have good taste
Nolan Cox
yeah it is pretty dumb, at least they have her give zero fucks at all in shadow
Jack Bailey
>tfw user won't eat you out
Matthew Thomas
>tfw he finally agrees
Bentley Bailey
With that and the DLC costumes for SOTTR getting worse and worse, I don't think we'll ever see nuLara in old Lara's classic or legend outfit.
Luke Campbell
Kevin Smith
>He rims you
Christian Adams
tell me that's SFM
Daniel Sanders
Yes, canadian cucks basically said that in their interviews.
sirusgaming.com/2018/05/the-bow-is-still-lara-crofts-signature-weapon-says-shadow-of-the-tomb-raider-director/
>“No. I don’t want that. For us this is her defining moment,” said Bisson in an interview with Xbox Official Magazine team (OXM June 2018 Issue). “We’re not going to put her in shorts with double-pistols, wearing a bikini; that’s not what this is.”
Henry Bell
>Next game will take place in the middle east
>Lara will wear a burqa for the majority of the game
>Players are not allowed to change her outfit for 90% of the game either
Calling it now.
Joshua Brown
Shame.
Brandon Flores
It's actually in game
Andrew Perry
isn't the dress she gets supposed to be for outsiders in the good graces of the tribe? the blue one. the green one with the gold mask was to bypass some of the trinity sided guards which is a lil silly but okay. also i think there's an option to change the voice to native language in the menus if you look for it so she doesn't speak english.
Hunter Thomas
Only the locals will speak in their native tongue. Lara will still talk in english to them which makes it even more jarring.
Tyler Harris
Laura is cute
Jayden Hall
The biggest sin nu-Lara commited was not being a muscle lady. Her arms are pathetic and she doesn't even have a super defined 8 pack and muscular shoulders/back from all that fighting and climbing. So much for realism SQUARE.
Asher Bennett
RiP. Tomb Raider 1996-2008.
Joseph Collins
It's from Rise
Isaac Kelly
Heh I'd be her Womb Raider
Anthony James
God I wish that were me
Camden Brown
Why are leafs such cucks?
Ethan Harris
>when a cute girl enthusiastically tells you something and you have a hard time concentrating on what she's saying, because all you can think about is how much you wanna taste her lips right now.
Liam Russell
She's so good looking.
Brayden Smith
This happens to me way too often, someone at my job was talking to me and all I could think about was her lips
Xavier Wilson
She's perfect
Ayden Taylor
Lara seems like a horse person. She probably loves them.
Jayden Roberts
She does
Chase Roberts
sauce?
Hunter Campbell
>Nu Lara has no muscles
John Perez
I can do without the shorts and bikini because nulara looks fantastic anyway, but not having the double pistols is a goddamn sin. It's her iconic weapon
Easton Harris
Nice bullshot with deceptive lighting to give her fake definition. Nu-lara looks like a fucking twig that couldn't even manage to pull up her own weight much less hold a bow at full draw. Look at the backs of people who are master archers for reference on google.
Colton Sanchez
That looks disgusting
Jason Cooper
I wish she was like that in the final game. I love women with some round biceps.
Athletic, not muscular monsters
Juan Sanders
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Daniel Perry
>>every other priest is male
there are different priests. you missed important lore bits.
Carson Nelson
based
Dominic Campbell
They were so close.
Angel Hughes
feet
Jose Hall
>'Yooooo, finna lick that ass bois!'
Juan Cooper
>they expect you to pay actual money for this
Just stop it, Eidos. Just. Stop.
Anthony Martinez
I want to suffocate between Lara's ass cheeks.
Bentley Ross
this nigga doesn't know what a bikini is
Elijah Martinez
Jeremiah Brown
sniff
Dylan Flores
>Implying old Lara had ANYTHING close to that tone
Dominic Mitchell
They did a good job giving us a RISE for the tomb raider.
Charles Foster
>ship gets overturned, ends up on island
>lands on large spike that impales thigh
>proceeds to run, jump, and climb as though completely healthy
>finds bow
>uses it with extreme precision and ability
>finds gun
>uses it with extreme precision and ability
>murders dozens of islanders as though it’s completely natural and normal and not traumatic in any way
John Ross
wtf, those are literally sex expressions
Nolan Cook
>First sneak peek for Rise at Microsoft's E3 press conference
>Looks like she has PTSD from the events that happened in TR2013
>lol, nope
T-Thanks, Crystal Dynamics. I hate character development, too!
Justin Williams
I pointed out if they wanted to commit to the realistic angle with the reboot they should've committed to giving her a realistic body too and not just the narrative.
Jackson Baker
there are like 40 enemies in the entire game and you can easily stealth every single one of them.
they really need a raid mode like in rise, or something to use all the weapons.
Robert Russell
Love her plump lips
James Wright
Lincoln Baker
Angel Wright
The end of the 'Voice of God' level in Rise is really exciting lads, spent a lot of time there...
Isaiah Price
>serpent Lara
Does she get killed by snakes in Shadow?
Christian Taylor
> Gets molested
> Tied
> Gagged
> Bullied
Loves every second of it.
Isaiah Williams
unfortunately no
Matthew Carter
"Please...I need...hnnn...cock...I need fucking cock in my fucking arse!"
Easton Stewart
Bikini is anything that objectifies women.
Ian Harris
*unzips dick*
Daniel Richardson
This
Evan White
Rise Lara is best Lara
Colton Garcia
>mfw nu-lara kills all the adults in third world countries and fucks their children
Ayden Jenkins
Jesus Christ you people are pathetic. Have sex.
Ryder Wright
there's a good deal of self doubt in shadow with lara questioning her entire journey as she seems to fuck things up more than help, people around her end up dead. it wasn't amazing but i liked that bit. other parts felt like an awkward transition, the murder lara that rises from the burning water in shadow, kills a dude begging for his life and takes out a company of dudes and a chopper transitions into her crying about it 5 seconds later. maybe it is accurate, she was running on hate and adrenaline and had a combat high that dies off fast but it just felt weirddd.
Landon Brooks
>people behave promiscuous on an imageboard
>tell them to have more sex
lol
Ayden Morgan
>still no porn of Shadow lara 6 months after release
How
Caleb Kelly
Isaiah Hughes
>nulara doesn't explore tombs out of cultural sensitivity
>slaughters all the natives
Based and Crimsonpilled
James Sanders
Nulara sucks, this is well established.
Even if I liked the gameplay in her new games, which I don't, she's still less of a character than the original Lara. She's a 19 year old college girl with no depth at all.
Kevin Allen
Old lara didn't have any depth either.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
She's 26 by Shadow
Zachary Flores
Who cares about depth. She we was alpha.
Leo Cooper
Are you literally retarded? I've been jacking it to Shadow Lara pron since the game released. Learn to google
Isaiah Nelson
>posting erotic pictures/videos of VIRTUAL females = having sex
maximum cope
Zachary Perry
>Nulara sucks
She sucks a lot of things, alright.
Dylan Wood
She looked so much better with the icognito party hairstyle I installed the mod to change it to her main costume right after.
Jason Williams
What? I figured she was early 20s in the first one and maybe 22-24 at most in the others, since they take place a couple of weeks after each other.
Blake Cook
>Young Link in url
Hmm...
Jack Kelly
So are the 2 newer games better than the first one?
I played the 2013 one on ps4 and while i liked staring at laras ass and hearing her screems, the game felt unironically souless and kind of boring, some of the setpieces were alright, but after playing uncharted the settings and the actual gameplay felt boring, the crafting and the unreal engine look didnt help at all
Im hopeful for rise since its in the snow apparently
I like snow
Carter Smith
She literally has like 20 different guns, bombs, and other magic bullshit arrows but 2 pistols at once is too much. Probably because the combat is already braindead simple at the highest difficulties.
Grayson Reyes
23 actually.
21 in 2013. 22 in Rise. 23 in Shadow
Jordan Peterson
Lara needs to explore some Hellenic ruins (Atlantis?) and face off against Greek mythological monsters next, if there's ever to be another nuLara game.
Levi Wood
nulara could've had a character but they ignored her psychopathic tendencies
Landon Morris
>nulara will genocide fish people because they are "different"
based
Liam Jenkins
so is lara and horse still the best nulara sfm around?
Ayden Ward
Blake Smith
> anything than wholesome futa taker pov
Pervert
Andrew Morales
>tranny/gay shit
Luis Bailey
Cringe
Angel Diaz
what do i type to get the GOOD stuff? all i get are BBC x Lara
Jack Rogers
I stopped playing the new TR games because they deliberately keep making her uglier. TR 2013 was the perfect Lara. Pretty, cute face, nice body without being overtly pornesque. In Rise they turned her into a 30 year old single mom sportsbar waitress. And seeing her face in the newest game makes me puke.
I seriously stopped giving a shit about this franchise.
Asher Miller
searching for "rating:e" will show you shota/loli content, but you need to be registered to see it. the only other alternative is pixiv and sankaku, but latter deletes a lot of shota/loli 3d stuff over time.
Hunter Wilson
>whyboner.jpg
Nolan Lewis
>a registered pedophile
Samuel Phillips
>he isn't a registered serialkiller and plays fps games on Steam
Live a little, will you?
Nathan Perry
based xev
best mommy
Christopher Morales
>Shadow got dumped on Game Pass before all the DLC was even released
Flop confirmed. Wouldn't be surprised if this series gets Deus Ex'd.
Luis Bennett
The problem is that their sales came from the sheer amount of sexual suggestive deaths in TR1. Then they substantially reduced that number in Rise and in Shadow unique animations were almost non-existant. If they had actually bothered to put some fanservice into it like in TR1 and Rise, it would've done much much better.