Why doesn't nintendo release a game in which you play as Zelda?

Why doesn't nintendo release a game in which you play as Zelda?
Leftist journous will give it a 100 just for being a stonk woman and homo nintendo players will buy 4 copies

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God I wish girls were real...

oishi
i wish animegirls were real

You sort of played as Zelda sometimes in Spirit Tracks and that game was trash

I don't play games below 480p

Nintendo doesn't like making playable characters that can talk

it's not like anyone listen to women anyway

Why would anyone want to play as useless princess?

>He didn't play the CD-I classics

You play as Zelda and you have to keep Ganon satisfied so that he doesn't kill you until Link rescues you.

y-you mean doing magic tricks?

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She's hiding her ass but you can see her cameltoe.

damn, thats hot

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Zelda Waifu Discord get in here

discordapp.com/invite/33tR8CA

Because they can just make a regular Zelda game and receive the same reception.

MOVE YOUR HAND YOU STUPID BRITISH SKANK AHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want to release inside of Zelda

Play any version of Hyrule Warriors. She has fun movesets.

>Play any version of Hyrule Warriors.
no

Why not? They're fun spinoffs.

I don't play videogames.

Then why do you ask for a game in which you "play" as Zelda? To watch a playthrough on youtube?

why do you assume I'm OP

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Simply because there is no other person to track back to in this thread.

Congratulations on your (you).

God I wish I was that cliff

>person to track back to
you may find yourself more comfortable on a website with usernames, karma and upvotes

There's a nude version, search the borus.

based

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What I mean to say is I didn't see any posts that shared sentiments to OP's desire for playable Zelda.

Why don't you do yourself a favor and go there if you're so familiar with another board's culture?

I think we had two games like that on CDi

Isn't there a fairly comprehensive BOTW mod that makes her playable? Haven't played it since I'm on a toaster but it looked good from the clips.

yes but it's just a reskin
and everyone calls you link and shit

it'd be nice if everyone treated you like a female at least in videogames

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journos eat up any turd that nintendo releases though

Look at this fag.

Since I was a kid I always wanted to save Zelda and then fuck her all night long and I'm not even a guy.
What is wrong with me.

so do you imagine having a penis when doing so?

you may be a faggot

Umm don't know but like I sometimes have very blurry dreams where I got one but those are rare.

>I'm not even a guy

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Because if they do they'll be validating this faggot

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fuck zelda
bring linkle instead

what's up with tumblr noses always having a cold?

The important factor here is which Zelda?

imagine the smell

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This thread cringe.

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Don't worry, user, VR will make them real.

Artist?!?

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Lasterk, wow thanks me

You can play as Zelda, with mods.

I prefer playing as Linkle in goddess Hylia costume

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This child is asking for sexual abuse.