Why does Yea Forums hate ass so much?

>Yea Forums
>standards
What?

Why have we started having this thread every day? This game has existed for like over 15 years. We all played it over 15 years ago. Are zoomers just now discovering it, or something?

Misshaped?
Fat?

Are we looking at the same image, user?

Oooooooh say can't you see

HEY! Don't judge people just because they're gay. Not cool.

Was you not in the ass vs boobs thread yesterday?

I hate to say it but I think there is a correlation between preference and level of escalistic performance. I think the countries that aren't particularly famous for their intelligence prefer asses.

It’s the work of a single persistent shitposter named Sybb, he’s been pulling it off for years on various forums and sites like this. If you see another thread with the OP featuring a girl’s ass and a strawpoll link, it’s probably his doing.

>third thread in an hour

Report and hide Sybb threads.

I dunno, man. The ass in you pic looks like it belong to some cheap slutty whore, which is a huge turn-off. I like something more natural and pure like pic related.

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some brothers wanna play that hard role

He wants everyone to say Vanessa's ass looks fit, and when people say that her fat ass makes it look fat, he turns into an autistic sperglord

I don’t know, these threads are pretty fun

more chie butt

like that one, looks plump and soft

Are you trying to awaken the sperglord?

Because Yea Forums is 95 percent underage and underage boys are obsessed with tits. Asses are a grown man obsession.

Because I'm not into farts.

a nigger obsession

No? I just always found that ass good looking.

Because a certain faggot posts edited shit instead of talking about pure content

Sure, but you calles it plump and soft

>posting emulator screenshots without even using enhancements on worst outfit
faggot

Because it looks like that.

t.underage

Niggers are obsessed with fat obese asses. A healthy fit ass is perfect though. Tits are fucking boring.

So you also don't like vaginas because you're not into periods or queefs right

I know, but don’t say it out loud that her ass doesn’t look firm

>fit ass is perfect
Like OP girl's, right?

No, that one is deliciously plump and perfect for slaps and punishments.

No because periods don't happen on a daily basis like shitting and farting, and queefs aren't nearly as disgusting as literal shit fumes.

No OP pic is awful what horrible art design. Whoever thinks that looks good needs to be admitted to a hospital to have an MRI done to their brain

>natural
>posts fanart
Come on, user.

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>perfect spherical shape
>somehow "plump"

We agree her ass is great, but you don't seem to be able to tell the difference between a fit and a soft ass.

Over half of this thread is Sybb arguing with himself.

Breasts are a sign of good fertility to bear children. This is why niggers prefer ass.

hips*

Explain why niggers breed like rabbits then

Would it jiggle from a slap?

Yes.

How much?

I like boobs over ass because I can't disassociate ass from shit and braps.

Not too much.

This is just her posing. Imagine a hand slapping it

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nice

So her ass actually jiggles? I thought it was a meme

It jiggles pretty much.