h-hey, user... I... err, made you this detective badge since you're gonna be my assistant from now on and all that... I also m-made myself one to match, hehe... d-do you like it?
H-hey, user... I... err, made you this detective badge since you're gonna be my assistant from now on and all that...
Zachary Jackson
Ayden Davis
No, it smells like tranny cunny. Now excuse me while I go bang my cute, lovable, girly wife Rise.
Logan Williams
Fuck off you big smelly dumb idiot turd. Someone bring me my wife Chie, NOW.
Evan Garcia
Did you make one for Kanji, my boyfriend?
Joseph Martin
I'd like you to get out of the way because you're blocking me from Kanji's sweet ass.
Jace Smith
Built for oji sans smega covered dick
Anthony Taylor
You are lonely, not because you lack friends, but because you are unhappy with yourself.
You are unhappy with yourself because you are useless and pathetic, and you haven't achieved any of your goals in life.
Even if you had friends, you'd still be sad, because friends won't fix what's wrong with you.
You try to turn to internet roleplaying as an escape, but you roleplay as a weak anxious screwup. Instead of overcoming your issues, you get addicted to them.
You are going to kill yourself one day. The sooner you do it, the less of a burden you'll be on the people around you.
Angel Brown
Based
Kevin King
Cute.
Chie is better though.
Chase Walker
you dress like a fag
Tyler Williams
Fucking japs. I just wanted to get that sweet sauna Kanji ass, but they made me choose one of the roasties.
And I'm not even gay.
Lincoln Jones
Cumdump
Carter Brown
Wait a minute why does mine say jude on it???
Carson Sanders
Cringe
Jackson Cox
Yes. However I don't think private detectives are suppose to wear badges.
Joseph Russell
Based homos
Adrian Sullivan
I wish that was me
Aaron Young
>No option to waifu Nanako
Game was trash
Jonathan Rodriguez
Bend over
Nathaniel Lewis
Can you handle the responsibility of be being oji sans cock sleeve ?
Levi Ross
sounds like me but without the roleplaying shit. I prefer to live with my pain and maintain this fake personality in front of my "friends"
William Rogers
I think I can... I would definitely at least try my best!
Cooper Price
>tfw opposite for me
When I was a normie I was almost suicidal. As a huge introverted shut in whose life revoles around games and anime, I've never been happier. Going to work is all the "human interaction" shit I need, fuck the rest of it.
Jonathan Wood
You sound like a slut
Andrew Morales
Only for big smegma covered dicks
Blake Long
Kayden Morgan
I love those hairy pits...
Easton Butler
Does anyone actually fall for this anymore?
Owen Green
>roleplaying as some mic-dropping badass calling out virgins on Yea Forums
loving every laugh.
Alexander Green
Why do people sometimes go for an option which doesn't suit their sexuality in games?
Liam Roberts
>couldn't even date Yusuke in 5
Still mad
Mason Thomas
I don't know, my friends in highschool loved romancing males (as maleshep) in Mass Effect. They weren't exactly the straightest people I knew but they didn't seem to do it for any sexual reason.
Gavin Anderson
Nah, mate. Sure you'll find an assistant one of these days. Now I'm going to go jam with Marie. She digs the keyboard. Peace out, bro!
Gavin Jackson
Maybe they just like the character. For example Arcade Gannon or that gay dude from Dragon Age
Levi Cook
Leo Adams
Jerry stop embarassing yourself
Brandon Collins
What if you have achieved one of your goals in life, you enjoyed it, but you didn't capitalize on it and now it's over?