Why has LEO LUSTER never appeared in a donkey kong game?

he would make the franchise 10x better

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HEY, KIDS

THE WORLD JUST GOT COOLER

HAVE SEX WITH ME

STAND BACK WHILE I MAKE THE SCENE

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I'M THE MOST

He never said that

I wish I could actually pull a Leo Luster, but I've just got his trash regular card

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His existence in the game canon would break it. Why would DK and friends need to do anything if Leo Luster was on their side? If they did do something, why did Leo Luster not help?

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why is he such a chad

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UNF

AND THAT AIN'T NO BOAST

Not so powerful now are you Bluster?

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I'M THE SWINGINGNESS THING FROM COAST TO COAST

Klump is the boss now

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Im every girl's dream, the picture of perfect
if you know what i mean

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I'M LEO LUSTER (POW!) I'M WHERE IT'S AT

Backflip kick your toupee off

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oh my fucking god stop hurting bluster

Bluster was MADE to take the Krock

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MAN IT HURTS TO BE THIS HIP

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Krusha gets next dibs, flip him outta here

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>I WANNA KNOW THE SECRETS THAT THE CRYSTAL HOLDS AND ALL THE MAGIC POWER THAT IT BRINGS, IM THE BIG KAHUNA I SHOULD KNOW WHATS GOING WRONG Yea Forums TELL ME EVERYTHING
so, what are you going to tell him ?

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NOOGIE TIME BLUSTER

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>this gives me a boner
What

that is the first time I've ever seen noogie spelled

I thought it was nuggie

Then I don't even wanna know how you feel about THIS

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Now you just hold on
Bluster ain't going down like that

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HERE WE GO

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And finally one of these

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Now who's standing strong?

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>no Mario Game where you fight your way up Koopa Tower to save Daisy from Dennis Hopper

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NOT YOU

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FUCKIN BASED

where are these cards from?

I really wish Mario Odyssey had an alt costume that was just an ultra realistic rendering of Bob Hoskins or Captain Lou Albano

apparently Japan had a card game endorsed by Rare for the DKC tv show
later they added in DK64 cards

unfortunately I can't remember where I found an archive of all the cards at
maybe one of the mario wikis

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I really do want a game based on the movie where everything is dystopian and covered in slime with super realistic graphics. Like a free roam sort of GTA game, but with Mario elements too.

Found it:
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TO KNOW EVERYTHING, YOU MUST GIVE UP EVERYTHING

Leo Luster is constantly in pain

His chad was incorporated in Funky Kong.

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