Why do people like to blame Peach for getting kidnapped rather than lay the blame squarely on Bowser for kidnapping her...

Why do people like to blame Peach for getting kidnapped rather than lay the blame squarely on Bowser for kidnapping her? Some even insist she's "asking for it".

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My wife Peach is cute today.

I’m pretty sure Bowser knows what he’s doing is wrong

Personally, I blame Peache's household guards and retainers at court.

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"getting kidnapped"

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Great idea retard. Let's just tell all the criminals to stop breaking the law, because then they will stop

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Its happened so many times at this point someone with her resources and social standing should have done something about it. I mean for fucks sake she has a personal Superman that trounces the dude every time so why not just have Mario 86 the guy? Use all that toad slave labor to construct a way to keep him out or imprison him. Don't go on group outings where you know he will be (stop showing up in spin offs). How are you supposed to get a clear message across to anyone if you keep playing board games and go-karting with then?

>BRO what if she keeps getting kidnapped for SEX HAHAHAHA

yeah haha it's so funny imagine if she got mating pressed by bowser's giant cock haha

Yeah. I can't believe people actually think Peach wants to get fucked and pleasured by a giant cock. Haha. I'm sure Mario's tiny Italian prick is more than enough

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