Where is it 343 you fucks

where is it 343 you fucks

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That’s what E3 is for

Remember reach

never ever

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I have nothing against the idea of Halo MCC coming to PC but it shouldn't take this long to port a decade old game, this better not be a spotlight at E3 because that'll mean Microsoft have nothing to showcase other than this.

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can Spartans have children?

Busy retooling it into a battle royale

probably impotent for some dumb lore reason

yea, in 343 lore.

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I still remember wondering how Bungie would top finishing the fight, then BOOM reach.

Its much harder than you think. Its 5 games, some of which have physics tied to framerate, along with other strange issues. They also need to have a perfect release and cant just rush it out considering what happened with the original shitfest MCC

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I still don't get it why the fuck don't modern military look like this. Hey shit it's like a no brainier to have a helmet that protects the fucking FACE from headshots.

You underestimate how incompetent 343 is. There’s a reason MCC was a shitshow at launch

They never specifically said no.

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Because real life isn't a video game.

halo.fandom.com/wiki/Maria-062
Also explains why MkVI armor is has the paint chipped when Chief first tries it on.
This is pre-434, mind you.

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Doesn't matter.

>have a glass visor in your face that could potentially shatter and blind you if the bullet doesnt kill you
the rest of the helmet is a maybe though but it seems like it would be a pain to wear

Spartans are never KIA. They are MIA cause Spartans never die that's what the Chief taught us
youtu.be/40jdpzrpIps?t=282

>mfw UNSC nuked an entire sanghelii planet in retaliation for what happened to Reach

Wish we had a game about that.

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if all spartans are MIA... does that mean noble six is actually just being gangbanged by aliens all day?

>nuked
more like erased from existence.

She had the intent of starting a family, but it didn't specifically mean give live birth.

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Bullet proof windows don't shatter. Use that tech for the visor dumbass

No, the chemical augmentation process both sterilizes them and obliterates their sex drive.

that would just weight down on your neck even more though

Because the armor capable of withstanding any intermediate rifle round would weigh so much you couldn't run in it, much less travel on foot

>pre-434
pre-343, wtf, my brain's melting lately

That's what exosuits are for

>mfw this is actually Bungie canon

Holy fuck retcon this trash.

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damn good thing we have functiona- oh wait

yeah all those exo suits we have lying around

they're called tanks retard

Mass production.

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Uh user don’t you like Cortana going evil?

FUCKING HALO LORE IS SO COOL

Yeah I forgot about all the fucking exosuits we have. Oh wait you're just an absolute fucking retard

Tell 'em to release this shit already

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>he doesnt have is own exo suit
fucking poorfags

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We literally have zero commercially functional exosuits

>not being a Loner

holy fuck look at this pleb

MASS BASEDCONSUMPTION

>not being a Loner
user I...

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>mass produce something you can only waddle in and also completely removes any and all flexibility
Yeah I'm with the DoD and we'd like to hire you, when can you start.

300k starting?

Based?

BASED
Halo had fucking everything
>Aliens based on Mudslimes
>Aliens based on kikes
>Race wars

Spartan IIIs were the most unnecessary thing Bungie had ever come up with, just made the whole thing even more complicated.

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Is that true

>the tumblr art from the comic adaptation

the character was pretty solid, honestly that shit ruins it for me though.

Oh geez, did Halo’s head fuck up that mountain?

>Spartan IIIs were the most unnecessary thing Bungie had ever come up with
Spartan-I's got them beat, though.
>Kidnap a bunch of kids.
>Instill a warrior culture into them based on ancient Greece.
>They're the successors of such a culture, so they're called Spartan-IIs. Like, the second Spartans.
>BUT ACTUALLY, THERE WERE ANOTHER PROGRAM CALLED SPARTAN-Is BUT THEY FUCKED UP AND SERGEANT JOHNSON WAS TOTALLY ONE OF THEM!
Halo has some dumb shit in it.

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When was Master Chief first called a "Spartan" or "Spartan-II?"
Was it ever mentioned in Halo 1?

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No, that was never mentioned in CE, 2 or 3 if I remember correctly.

i'm pretty sure its mentioned in CE's instruction manual or the back of the box

it wasn't nuked, the planet would still be there

the planet isn't there anymore

Yeah, I just checked, on page 4 and 5 of the manual. Even Harvest is mentioned, which surprised me.

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>Spartan-1
Please never talk about halo lore again.

Halo is the one franchise that needs to be cleaned up with a mass retcon, they keep 343 keep building their plots on old ass questionable lore but at the same time they cant stop expanding shit.

But friend.
halopedia.org/ORION_Project

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dude are you retarded

There never was a "Spartan I" program. It was ORION.

Other than the rename which is news to me, you're still 100% wrong.