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Baste thread

>That flight ration with candy/nuts in one package

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>I ate a 112 year old US Army Emergency Ration this month (Still editing - 6 hours footage on 2 cameras..)

Can't wait for that.

imagine eating this garbage for a living

Damn I love video games.

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I bet he makes good Arma scenarios

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Damn I love Steve

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Steve1989MREInfo game when?

Red Orchestra

Rising Storm 2 and Classic RPGs

best thread on Yea Forums in in weeks

I thought I was on /ck/ for a moment. Best thread on Yea Forums for weeks

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Guess it must be true huh

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Has steve actually been diagnosed with botulism before or what

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>he took over 15 minutes to review a fucking ration
Jesus Christ. You could do this shit in 8.

I think he said so in a video before, but I could be wrong

Doesn't matter
His vids are nice

Nice

He talks in this video about how he got e. coli from a Ukrainian ration about 3 years ago and had to go to the hospital.

My sister lives in the CHINESE space museum

>unrelated story that takes about 20 seconds to go through
uh huh

I really like those tunes he plays in the endings/beginnings, has he posted the full ones anywhere?

Videogames?

CHINA

*slaps steaming boy hole*
That's working like a charm

>that fucking green liquid on the old video
Holy shit that is so fucking toxic

don't mre's cause major constipation?

Still one of the best
youtube.com/watch?v=Db19pT9lnZc

modern ones are designed to, and older ones often did anyway

Thanks user

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just watched both videos with my brother, i cant believe that the canadian ration from world war 2 is more edible and better tasting than the chinese ration from alst year,what the fuck?are chinese soldiers not eating that right now?

chinese food is literal feces. they eat sewage runoff
>businessinsider.com/chinese-street-vendors-use-gutter-oil-2013-10
you can smell those chinks from a mile.

What the fuck even

post the kinoest steve vid

Which ration made him stupidly sick?

Pretty sure that's illegal, but still somehow accounts for 10% of cooking oil in china.

I think they're trying to fix it, but it's fucking gross and I'd never want to go to that shit hole.

In the Chinese video he said a Ukrainian ration gave him E. coli and put him in the hospital.

Is there a video of him eating the ration?

>hohols can't even cook well
s-slava ukraini!

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Even if there was he probably wouldn't have noticed there was anything wrong with it until a few hours later

WHY DIDN'T STEVE POP UP IN MY SUB FEED. ANSWER ME YOUTUBE YOU DAMN KIKES!

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nice

Absolutely amazing

The ones where he ate the ration boxes made for like 10 troops are the best ones

Anyone remember the one where he got a can of fruit or something that was pitch black demonic goop

He composes them.

>for a living
IIRC he does some sort of manual labor for a day job, landscaping or pipe laying or something.

Bros I found a box of American MREs from 2005 a couple weeks ago and I havent done anything with it. Should I send them to Steve or try eating them myself

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ask him if he wants them, if he says no eat em up

>Lechistanduke is still legit though

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They do, But its fine if you drink enough water. I bet his shits are difficult but otherwise healthy

>steve said the canned fish in my countries rations were the best sardines he ever ate

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>That's illegal
>Implying chinks give a single shit about legal
They have no morals and no standards. They will kill a child on purpose because it is cheaper than just wounding them.

It's worth asking him. If you do eat them yourself just be warned, they are like 1-1.5k calories each and also will clog you the fuck up if you dont drink a lot of water.

Wow I didn't know Yea Forums loved Steve. I give it 2 weeks before this ends.

>two weeks before it ends

Steve gets a pass always.

he's most likely already tried them, and why the fuck would you give free stuff to someone who already gets tons of stuff from people

people that look like jesus are well respected on this board and site I've noticed

a ukranian one (which was relatively fresh if i remember right, it might have even been in date) and an extremely old one that had botulinum in it
anyway he's gonna really fuck himself up one day if he insists on tasting that shit

Every board loves Steve.

He can turn water into coffee instant type II

I'm aware, hence why I asked if
>he posted the full ones anywhere?

No
There is this tho
youtube.com/watch?v=Db19pT9lnZc1

It's not a coincidence

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I'd like to get some pipe laid by Steve.

MGS3

Steve is not for sexual.

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use them as lunches.

>spoiled 1970s vintage ration Jesus
>ridiculous 1960s kraut space magic Jesus
>obscure 1980s DOS shovelware game Jesus

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>the ending message
steve is a blessed soul

That makes me happy, Steve is as wholesome as they come.

What are some game with in depth ration system? Every game I've played had them as single consumable unit at best.

i expected the text to say miami nice.