Borderlands 3

Ok I understand that.

but, where is the third hand going to come from???

/pol/ doesn't play video games. Games are "degenerate" or some shit

Christfag here. I love you all and will pray for you.

remember when you guys got triggered by literally EVERYTHING?

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>I wonder what /pol/ will think
ALL DAY ERRY DAY

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I expected it to be a mutant psycho with extra arms.

fuck off Randy

Just have a mutant human with 3 arms, or a 3rd arm surgically added all grotesquely, or just have him shoot himself with two arms but also have a noose around his neck like those wojack memes

Makes sense considering the children of the vault stuff

I don't know, it has guns, so those hicks would probably approve.

I'm a Catholic too and I think it's a very good artwork. And I dont even like Borderlands that much.

RNGesus.

threadly reminder that randy is circling with pedo cults that use children's blood as a pizza sauce substitute absorb its life essence

Wheres the latest info video?

mobile.twitter.com/Scapman/status/1113235891806404609

Imagine if the box art mocked that pedophile muhammed instead of Jesus, wowa cant do that, that wouldn't be tolerant, this though, this is tolerant

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wow.

there you have it people.

its official. Now lets see how many people download Epic.

streamable.com/8ve5d

>epic exclusive

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>THIS is a godtier boxart
Look at the fucking roses

just noticed the character faces on the flowers. it is pretty good boxart.

No it's not. They are using this to excuse the real reason. Because they feel offended that it's making fun of their little religion

They won't because they are cowards. Chad islam deals with slandering by issuing fatwas. Not to mention they have fuck you oil money.

People will try and deny it but deep down they know it's true because they will always be hesitant to insult Muhammad in public while not having a second thought about Christ. Might is indeed right.

Now watch the denial.

this was the official twitter's reaction to the box art leak. i think it's real bros

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>LOL WE MIGHT BE KIDDING

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>those hicks

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>HA! APRIL FOOLS, HAHHAHA FUNNY JOKE RIGHT GUYS?? .... g-g-guys?

Hey Anonymous, why did you post this?

>Randy steals money from the Chinese
Randy I now forgive you for Colonial Marines

I wonder what Laura Bailey thinks about this degenerate co opting her name.

I made a thread on /pol/ about this matter go check it out :)

Also, leave a like!

It’s pretty sweet. I wonder if this was what they wanted to post for April fools instead if the other shit they had to delete super quick

Not actually like that, I think the art looks cool. People can use whatever they want for inspiration.

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You take out the onions and I'd eat fucking 5 of these, that shit sounds delicious.

am i missing something? Why is everyone saying its christian

>Randy did it again.
What, leave kiddy porn on a thumb drive at Medevil Knights?

looks badass
too bad its fake

Last thread, people were getting butt hurt or in their own word “annoyed by the hypocrisy” of seeing something religious looking and everyone mocked them.

It’s Castlevania the anime all over again baby

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It's catholic, not christian.

Haters are falseflagging Muslims that are upset there's Christian imagery on the boxart

Can someone explain to me how this is mocking Christianity? It looks like it's just borrowing the imagery.

Literally no one cares.

Borderlands isn't supposed to be about organised religion, or making a point against one. It's supposed to be about chaos and anarchy.

What the fuck are you talking about?
Look at the guns and roses, it's a reference to Santa Muerte, the angel of death.
At least understand a bit what you pretend to be offended about instead of going
>huh... this looks kinda christian so it must be a reference to Jesus

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It's not, only Christians on here are getting upset. I doubt you'll hear anything about this at Sunday Mass/Sermon

ANARCHY FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>shoots himself
>fails to die
>shoots himself twice, in 2 different directions
>fails to die again
>resorts to shooting himself in space, hoping he suffocates after his brain functions stop
>finally ascends to bandit heaven
we're all gonna make it bros...

>millennials knowing anything about religion

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See
Which one looks more like the OP? Also, fuck that gay cartel bullshit that only popped up in the past couple decades

>t. Amerimutt

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! A VIDEO GAME HAS A RELIGIOUS/HISTORICAL/POLITICAL REFERENCE IN IT SO WE HAVE TO BE OUTRAGED!

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>Monk like figure
>Exposed chest
>Christian
t.falseflagger

are these games even fun
never played one but i have a ps4

Why is it only okay to make fun of christianity, but not any other religion?

no

ugly shit as usual. Tacky just like the game.

Considering the guns and roses imagery, I think it's the other one.
Makes sense considering they are both related to death.

But i'm sure that you don't care and that, like all good millennials, you are here for your daily dose of outrage.

yes

white people rule the world

The main badguys of 3 are cult leaders, I think the Cultists have over taken the Bandit clans actually

He's now in the afterlife after shooting himself so much

How is the box cover making fun of Christianity?

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huh i kept thinking it was the buddha

What does race have to do with religion?

If they were diced up grilled onions I'm all for it. Don't really like normal sliced up onions, but diced is totally fine and if they're grilled they're even better. Would Eat/10

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Because we're cool guys.

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mexicano mugroso se nota a la legua que es una referencia a cristo no hace falta ser einstein deja de trepar tanto muro y fumar droga antes de interpretar algo tan obvio

Maybe, depends if you have friends or not.

*ahem*
I would like your attention please
FUCK CHR*STIANS
FUCK CHR*STIANISM
FUCK THE CH*RCH
FUCK THE P*PE
Thanks

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Looks like Spoony

for now, while white people are debating transgenderism and diversity quotas the Chinks and their like and trying their damn best to usurp us

Nah, not even mad. I'm Christian and dont think its blasphemous, just think that it looks more like the other. Especially the sacred heart being a grenade that's still wrapped with thorns in the same manner. Makes more sense to be Christlike considering the religious undertones of the upcoming game, but it's open for debate

I thought the joke was that the psycho attained Nirvana or some shit and doesn’t have to shoot himself in the head 3 times

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>FUCK THE PEPE
But I don't hate you.

Wait, is this real or fanart?

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Muslims will bomb you, Biddhists will completely ignore you, what will Christians do, when they've spent the last 20 years being offended about everything as if they were millennial political activists?

christianity is for whites, that's why Jesus is whitewashed

Thanks for the laugh

I'm a christian and I welcome everyone. Except for faggots.

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As long as they get rid of that dumbass BL2 meme humor and bring back S&S I'm happy.

say hello to buff korean jesus

Lol that's because of the corrupt Pope with children from 15th century Italy. Portraits of Christ were commissioned that were made to look like his son, and that became the default look of Christ in the populace mind due to Catholic influence. Look up the Borgias, or better yet, play AC2 brotherhood

There’s Buddhists that are now commiting genocide against Muslims in Rohyinja right now doe

It's real, and considering that the antagonists of the new game are from a cult I wouldn't be surprised if that psycho was part of the plot.

>bring back S&S
According to borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/S&S_Munitions they'll be back.
>S&S Munitions is confirmed to make a return in Borderlands 3.

or i could read a book and ask an authority on the subject

wonder who they stole it from this time

>Yes, it's working! Keep talking about the stupid cover goyim, and pay no attention to the Epic exclusivity...

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Yikes, time for your dilation.

No shit, they are bombing them, they know how to difference actual threats from retards being retarded, unlike the west.

Based buddhists

Daily reminder if you ever had sexual thoughts you ARE going to hell.

i showed this pic to my racist uncle during thanksgiving and he threw a fit. he knocked over the dessert table and spilled the pecan pie on the floor. after that the rest of my family vowed to vote for hillary clinton

You could, but then you wouldnt be shitposting about Borderlands with everyone else. I know what I'll be doing

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nice try nigger

a 6 month exclusivity tho

they are if you like numbers

I'm expecting Randy to upload a video of him masturbating one of these days

point to where i shitposted? i just got here m-80

right here bro
*unzips dick*

When has a 3rd game EVER been good.

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Some made up Saint has NOTHING to do with Christianity it's false Pagan lies

if you aren't a literal plant you're going to hell

>*unzips reality letting the dark unnamed ones to crawl through destroying sanity itself leading to a new era of madness and blood filled sacrifice to uncaring eldritch beings*

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where are the psychos of color?

Can we turn this into a meme some how ?

based and redpilled

Jesus is /our guy/

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MGS3

Well, user... maybe you should...

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but we're still keeping the meme humor, right, Randy?

Easy, zoom out and the foot is pulling the trigger of a rifle. I don't know how to symbolize the rifle or whatever but that's the designer's job.

heh

they built pyramids and flew off pandora

There are women and tranny psychos

Devil May Cry

/pol/ is filled with failed normies who have twitter accounts and failed normie lives, and failed normies are all atheists

based boys are not religious

Ace Attorney
HOMM III
Spyro 3

>this projection
BIG YIKES!

DMC
Halo
TES
MGS
The Witcher

Of course! There will be a legendary gun, "The Frogger" that increases your jumps and yells FUCK [enemy] each time you headshot an enemy!
The perfect weapon for the baddasses from 4channel!

Halo 3, Uncharted 3, Forza Horizon 3, Jak 3, Ratchet and Clank Going Commando, Metal Gear Solid 3, Twisted Metal 3, Super Mario Bros. 3, Link to the Past? GTAIII, Resident Evil 3, I mean I could keep going but fuck yourself

potato chips on a burger is literal elder god tier

if you go there, please don't reply to me
appreciate it

i dont think they would care TBQH

AHEM
>inb4 red alert 3

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REMINDER

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Halo 3
Mother 3
Quake 3

Devil May Cry
The Witcher
God of War
Grand Theft Auto
Uncharted
Halo
Super Mario Bros.

Looks like religious mockery is going to be a theme in BL3. The pajeet siren's powers are somewhat mocking poo goddess Durga.

This game is gonna be shit and its gonna be because of the multiplayer. Change my mind.

All shit

Mega Man

it's gonna be shit because it's in a shit genre made by shit people. Multiplayer is secondary to those.

I love you Randy
you're a way better lame game CEO than Cliff

You tell me:
There's one faggot posting ponies and getting banned.

>spyro 3
you're ok in my book

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>LttP
>shit
first of all how dare you

RENT FREE

I see numbers on the guns. Is anyone here autistic enough to find the shift code?

I challenge anyone to prove that he's not /ourguy/

take out the blue cheese and this is some good shit

It's something about the texture for me, slimy and crunchy together makes my mouth cringe.

They don't care. Anyone actually mad about this is from r/The_Donald and their stupid Trumpkino Discord.

At least he's not that douchebag cliffy b

>not shotting himself with foot gun
FUCKING DROPPPPPPPPPED

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>tfw I have a cold and can't taste anything

send help

/pol/ has become irrelevant

the real question is how badly will it trigger those retards who got that comic about Jesus hanging out with Superman cancelled

The best part is that I dont doubt that he's completely genuine. Most people have done stupid shit like that before, they just haven't been caught while being CEO of a major gaming company. I'm sure he really was trying to unlock the secrets of female ejaculation, not even joking

>that spacing
like clockwork

muh

Reddit

spacing

BADASS

the map is gonna be nylon isnt it?

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Max Payne
Guitar Hero

could RANDY be REDPILLED?? epic anons

What was the one for 2 made of?

Are you brainlets still going with this meme? That type of spacing has been around on Yea Forums and outside since the beginning. Way before Redit.

B A D A S S
A S
D A
A D
S A
S S A D A B

this is gonna be the Halo 3 of the borderlands series. probably.

>D A B
based

I don't see the blessing or the burning heart in your picture.
Fuck off, mejinarco cochino.

Having criticisms about some Religious practices does not make you anti-religion

Kind of the nitpick, but shouldn't the GAME be what's listed first?

So he's a lovable idiot?

Gamers are the biggest faggots ever. Its people like OP who give Yongyea money. Worse than sjws

you're lucky collector's editions even come with games these days

That's my point
If it has the game, you should make certain it's front and center so people don't get fooled

He keeps acting like a retard in public and isn't self-aware of his own retardation. He's literally Yea Forums.

there is absolutely zero percent chance he's not lying. Don't forget he lied to an interviewer about winning the name "Gearbox" from Gaben

somewhat off topic but that's not the true image of lion of judah

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What are you doing here then?

Some don't.

I think Andromeda had a version without the game itself. Insert your "that's the best version" joke here.

>so people don't get fooled
What world are you from where companies won't try every trick in the book to jew their customers out of pennies?

Fair enough

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Too bright and too many flowers, otherwise it's ok.

Every 3rd Megaman game is the best.

Yeah, they're pretty comfy. Good gunplay, good loot, fun characters, and a somewhat interesting story.

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it's 15 after midnight where is the god damn remaster

they're late?
BLUNDER OF THE FUCKING CENTURY

This is objectively a good thing. Communism by 2050.

He can't have black skin, the bible said that blacks have been cursed with their Darkness because they couldn't stop sinning

STOP EVERYTHING
where do I purchase this burger?

Everything has been so srz bsns lately. I'm actually nostalgic for lol so random now.

>What are timezones

honestly who plays these retarded fucking games?

7am PT xbox/ps4
10am PT steam

your mum

Is that a leaked image or have they posted it on the website already?

Didn't Moses Marry and Fuck an Ethiopian?

What part of people with black skin are CURSED don't you understand?!
They didn't marry someone who was cursed

But Moses litterally married an Ethiopian and Judah fucked his Cannanite dauther-in law.

Yes and they weren't cursed you retard
How could they marry a beast of the field? Laying with a beast is a crime!
If I married an Anglo Rhodesian would you say I'm a race mixer?

Hey folks, it's Randy. Thanks a bunch for your support!
Here's a picture of me, working hard to ensure I make BL3 just as well as I made Battleborn, Aliens: Colonial Marines, and Duke Nukem Forever!

Thank you for saving my company so we can continue to fight bigotry and be BADASS for many years to come!

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/ourguy/

Why does he enjoy taking selfies in bathroom stalls?

Based randy

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>mfw im not randy pitchford
>but im anthony burch

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God I hope it isn't just more borderlands if you get what I mean, that oxygen mechanic in presequel was aids but at least it was something new. Give me variety.

Let's hope they give some details about mechanics tomorrow/later today.

Its just a recipe to follow.
cheeseandburger.com/burgers/couchpotato
>No longer have the comforting baritone of Patrick Warburton narrating the site
Shame.

>be randy
>just tell everyone to make things badass
>everyone else does everything

randy should be investigated

>take out the blue cheese
Stopped reading here

>Not a psycho using finger guns again
WHY

Why isn't he holding his three fingers under his chin so he is shooting himself? It's disappointing. The art looks really quite cool besides that, though only an absolute cuckolded retard would buy a Gearbox game after all the shit they have pulled.

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>come for the borderland shenanigans
>leave with hamburger recipes
Magical

It looks cool but it's not a psycho shooting himself so fuck it. Hope they make it a reversible box-art like most games have to fix this.

>unironically complaining about no fingerguns on the box art
The psychos are part of a cult now, don't you all get that? They've ascended to a state of mind where suicidal tendencies are no longer a requirement.

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this
t. wisconsinite

SC Chaos Theory

that's not fun faggot

Unironically a 200iq post

It already has, I was just on /pol/ and they had a thread about it with tons of people bitching about how its "mocking" Christianity, and how no game devs ever mock Islam or whatever.

I don't get why this triggers anyone? its actually great.

>"mocking" Christianity
But that's clearly supposed to be Gandhi, no?

>kills off other ips to keep his cashcow afloat
based

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>All this ass discomfort over some boxart
Nice

You probably made that thread, whinging about whinging.

He looks like if Todd Howard aged 20+ years and had several mid-life crises

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Have the three surviving vault hunters from one pointing their fingers at him.

Writes itself

Considering Randy's history with the subject I wouldn't be surprised if it's mockery.

>mfw reading all the misinformed comments in this thread

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Imaging literally having nostalgia and unironically liking borderlands. Zoomers leave

Why do you shill for free for Randy Ptichford of all people?

>LOOT CHESTS
>EPIC GAMES STORE EXCLUSIVE
>WEAPON SKINS

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Almost every religion has a picture with their messiah in some similar form to that.
But yeah essentially.
You can tell this specific riff is the Christ one because of the thorns around the grenade though.
You are right, I made it, you got me, I am the mastermind behind all crossposting.

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>literally having nostalgia
As opposed to figuratively having nostalgia?

>have never played a Borderlands game
>will never play a Borderlands game
feels good

They really could have went with the mutant route and had three hands but no

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Jak 3 isn’t better than jak 2 and jak and dexter

Retard

ah I see he swallowed the Holy Hand Grenade

I like it. Based of leaks the game will revolve around people worshipping the vaults so it plays into the theme and the assload of guns fits the basic premise of the series which is 'shoot thing to get more gun'.

Only thing I don’t like about the cover is the mask

Why be a suicide when you can be a Martyr.

Its actually great cover art and a great idea.

If his true motive was just to mock christianity then he missed out on a great idea and this game is going to suck.

Was jack really a bad guy?

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>I am proud of never playing a game.
Why?

Holy fuck, that would make a good legendary.

Woah, did Randy's face get fat?

youtube.com/watch?v=IovGOHC40DA

Yes

I don't care if it'd kill me, god I want to eat this.

Not at all, he was always a fucking psycho who deluded himself into thinking that he was doing the right thing. He just happened to surround himself with equally shitty people like Moxxi and Lilith which made him a fucking psycho with an axe to grind

No

It kinda hurts to see that.

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*Yes he was

heretic

Hello Muhammed. Let me show you this drawing of your proph--

Castlevania was fucking great. Anyone who actually watched it and came away offended because it was "Attacking Christianity" is just plain retarded.
youtube.com/watch?v=Fcc4PWMe7XY

People explain to me why this image is supposed to be offensive to christians outside of the fact that this uses christian imagery. We're not Islam, we don't have blasphemy laws against using said imagery.

Most christians on earth are black or latino so that's kinda irrelevant.

Randy is an atheist

Based Buddhists. Those mudslimes shouldn't be allowed to take EVEN ONE MORE INCH OF LAND. People need to secure the future of their race and a future for their children.

God of War 3 was amazing.

Those muslims kinda started it by declaring that jihad.

I didn't see a single badass in that so it's probably fake

Absolutely

while better than the utter shit ball called jak 2, jak 3 still isnt a good game

HERETIC!

Why is the weird demon dog kinda hot?

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I hope that's not Deluxe Edition art only, this shit looks bretty good.

The chest is first because it's what everything is inside of.

Can we talk about good things on this site without the degenerates showing up immediately?

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We have always been here bro, Yea Forums without weird kinky people is like resetera without trannies, politics without corruption, Hollywood without sexual assault.

You can get the deluxe edition of 2 for less than $10 on Steam, definitely worth it.

He wasn't originally, but Lilith, Roland and Moxxie made him the psychopath he is in 2.

it's in their nature to be loud and obnoxious
just like it's in the nature of some people to shoot up a club of them

This but unironically.

>bleu cheese
>immediately minimize picture

So why has this "randy" guy become known to irrationally hate christianity?

Should I play Pre-Sequel at all? I've played 1 and 2 to death.

Amara is one of the vault hunter's name? That's my dog's name kek.

>Remember when.
/vpol/ still gets triggered by everything.

I fucking hate Lilith so much

I wonder if it was Burch's intention to make her so intensely unlikeable? People make the blacked jokes but honestly Roland was too good for her.

I think it was, considering the way she acts in the pre-sequel flash forwards

If you already have it why not. The writing is downright painful at times and there's like 2 enemy types, but It's more borderlands so eh.
If you really want to complete the trifecta of hating Lilith, I highly recommend it, as that's the only thing it does really well.

And there was how in 2's DLC she wouldn't let Torque play D&D just because he was a jock even though he really wanted to play.

Remember how fucking livid /pol/ was for months about Far Cry 5 before it came out?

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>daughter is a monster that kills on accident
>be gifted with the knowledge that can take your people into the next age
>everyone treats you like you're retarded anyway
sounds like he did everything correctly

>betrays jack
>causes jack to go insane resulting in the death of thousands
>tries to kill athena

did I miss anything else?

Also playing as Doppleganger is fun, I like his skill. It works around the problem 2 had where summoned allies die in 5 seconds.

Yeah I got it during one of the more recent sales when it was down to a few bucks. Alright, I'll give it a go.

Man I really hope the rumor about characters having multiple active skills in BL3 is true. 1 per character is such a drag.

Is mean to Torgue when he did nothing to her.

No but i remember the threads on Yea Forums crying about niggers in my video games.

you missed the part where she brainwashed a cult of psychos that were otherwise keeping to themselves into worshiping her for little to no reason

I suppose that was pretty ironic, given the actual nature of the game's plot.
Shame the gameplay was so fucking neutered in favor of multiplayer shit and reskinned micropayments and technical shortcomings.

Literally not the same thing. It's because people assumed FCV was going to be a FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE game

Kys bluepilled pleb

such an obvious perv, incredibly unsurprising to see people started speaking out about him

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A bit.
He had psychological issues through child abuse from his grandma and when Angel killed her own mother he deemed her to dangerous and wanted to protect her from others and herself, but ended up using her powers for his own good.
The latter one got worse after all those who helped him in TPS betrayed him and you saw in the game tjat he grew more and more paranoid and saw himself as the rightous hero.
Its really kinda sad but I think werent it for the betrayal he would use less agressive methodes, but even that I doubt since he had the Eye of the creature from the first Vault which could create a large laser melting everything away.

Or they just wanted another excuse to make kangz memes

isn't pandora like 99.99% full of lawless bandit murders? I can't really blame him for wanting to wipe the place out if so

Yes. Lilith is a bad person and the games don't shy away from that.

From what I can tell everyone that doesn't live in a town is that.

I still can't believe that Brick ended up being a better person than Lilith.

Elaborate.

Brick doesn't have much characterization to ruin.

Brick is a simple man. He sees bad guys, he punches them. Much like Salvador with guns.

Just because an anarchist shithole is bad doesn't mean making it a Stalinist shithole would be any better.

>He doesn't punch people with his bullets
Step up your game, faggot.

I mean, it would be more of a dystopian megacity than a shithole but that's a fair point.

>actually liking borderlands past being 10 and the lootershooter being a novel idea

Why are lefties never picking on islam? It's by far more in conflict with their ideals

Many people who live in towns too.

Ratchet and Clank Up your arsenal, Going commando is 2.

Thing is, he was behaving EXACTLY like those bandits, the whole reason why said bandits are bad is because they kill and steal indiscriminately, he did the same shit.

>imagine believing a cover art for a video game is picking on you
yikes

I like it

At least in towns they operate on "break our law, we'll shoot you dead".

Because the people who primarily worship it are a minority and thus have less power. That's literally all it is, power politics.

Looks like you're lost son, /pol/ is that way.

Because Christians arent overreactive cunts who kill people who make fun of them.

I like it but this is the special edition, not the regular edition.

Now that he annoys v I am starting to like him

This was his plan all along, you fell for the long con

No, but theres a USB drive filled with Porn.

Stop with this retarded shit.

porn of who?

And that's too bad for them, I guess they don't want to be respected.

>Man I really hope the rumor about characters having multiple active skills in BL3 is true
Definitely is, we've seen Zane use two in the trailer (a deployable drone and a hologram) as well as Amara (phase lock and a ground pound). Fl4k's 3 pets are probably all different action skills as well. No idea what Moze's deal is but her different action skills probably have something to do with different weapon systems on her mech

I wanna replay Borderlands 2 but I'm playing it solo this time. Which class is best and most fun for solo?

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zerker

Krieg

Krieg or Salvador if you just wanna go ham, Axton or Gaige if you want to at least feel like you're playing with someone else.

Fuck Maya and Zero lmao

no, he had a pony made of diamonds

Salvador. Gunzerker with one gun being a slagger fixes 99% of the bloat problems.

but this is the 4th game

It was all worth it for Butt Stallion to actually come back in the end

It comes back? I thought it was just a one-off joke.

How do I bulld krieg while leveling? How do I krieg!?

It was a my little pony too.

Box art is great
Fuck you, dumb faggots

It's the queen of the kingdom in Tiny Tina's D&D campaign

Remember the butthurt about the references to ponies?

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It wasn't even a pony, it was a horse. I mean yeah it was a unicorn and it was clearly a reference to the MLP franchise, but the animal was a horse's size.

Who will you play first?

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Probably the robot dude, unless his active skill is just terrible.

It was a very big pony.

FL4K probably. Robot summoner sounds cool as fuck.

adam jensen

Beastfucker for me, I hope one if his skill trees end with summoning badass monsters.

I'm talking some of the skill names in Bl2 and TPS and the shout out to Fluttershy in the credits of bl2.

zane or the horsie you just posted

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How playable is Borderlands 2 on console?

I don't own a gaming PC anymore, but I still want to replay the game as it's excellent.

It's a bit gaudy.. even for borderlands. It's not the worst thing, but I certainly wouldn't mind a different cover.

I'm actually kinda amazed that Tina didn't become a playable character considered how much she was shilled in 2. I mean Handsome Jack was so popular they made his doppleganger playable in TPS.

Well that was par the course for 2. Remember that 90% of Salvador's skill names are lines from famous 80s action movies.

>Deus Ex V never ever
THANKS FOR NOTHING, SQUARE

Hellborn is based
Mania is eh
Bloodlust is bad

>skrappy
Don't bring back these memories, I still miss him.

I miss Bloodwing

It's 60fps on console so there's that. And if you have a pro or X, there's going to be a "4K" update later today.

I wonder if the leak was intentional. Wanted to know public opinion incase they had to change it. I bet they have a backup cover thats more traditional to borderlands.

Spoilers but still a funny fucking part in this game.
youtu.be/FM7gMGrf0HQ

I bet kreigs head is under the rating

Moze. Easy. That fucking mech probably cleans shop every time.

>butt stallion mourned Jack's death by becoming a statue
I wasn't ready for that bit of info.

Based Breakbot poster

heh, honestly forgot about this. but how the fuck is a horse made of diamonds bleeding from a bullet?

How is a horse made of diamond alive and moving? The universe has many questions for us.

god TFTB is so good

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For some reason while watching the trailer, I had in my head the "oh no you didn't" song from the Mercenaries 2 commercial that played constantly. All these years and still remember it, that song just burrows into your brain.
youtube.com/watch?v=dEbE3fGfF-o

>Weapon skins

WELP

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I mean some weapons were hideous in 2 color scheme-wise so I wouldn't be totally against it.

Exactly how is this even offensive to Christians? its a neat reference to a type of art.

Eh, at worst they lock them behind podcasts; hopefully they aren't just stand alone dlc though; or 1 time use.

Nah, this is just 3 or 4 Lvl1 weapons that you get right away and become useless 10 minutes in. They've done this with BL1 and BL2 already.

Mania is literally the best endgame build though

Because punching up lol.

but it's b o r i n g

I mean is not like the first time they do this.

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But it's literally are to look like Jesus with the sacred heart

>C&C3
>best anything

Shh user you can't have a brain around posters who just want to be angry

So? We're not Islam which forbids that and punishes it with death.

It's not, the people claiming offense are just faggots impersonating faggots impersonating faggots. Faggots all the ways down.

>implying outrage addicts actually play video games

I was just responding to the guy saying this wasn't alluding to Jesus unless I read it wrong

Based and Redpilled.

There's at least one Catholic who doesn't mind the art

>Twisted Metal 3

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Desi gains.

god FUCK that's hot

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>The abs on the brown girl
OH
GOD
YES

youtube.com/watch?v=d9Gu1PspA3Y

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>Rhys is in the reveal trailer
and suddenly, the best lore in the franchise has become canon
Gortys cameo when
Dumpy cameo when

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Embrace the curry or whatever race she is supposed to be.

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absmind

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Loader Bot cameo when?

musclemommymind

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>That improv tour director scene
TFTB really was the best in the series writing wise a lot of the comedy and character building felt more natural rather than just shoving memes and mediocre dialogue between quests. Except Brick and Tourge they were a ray of sunshine in BL2 in terms of likability in addition to the playable characters. It always bugged me that the vault hunters in BL2 never spoke too much and when Gearbox actually took not of this it was only until the last major DLC and the presqueal of all things.

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>Loader Bot cameo when?
>cameo

If anything he looks more like Shiva here. Did pajeets care?

cringe game for cringe people

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This series is truly fucking boring. Plat'd the first one and it was so boring I didn't even want to touch the sequel.

Should have been either his one or his two hands, and then the remainder to three are hands coming from offscreen to shoot him

>conflating jesus with god
Read more please

>1st is the objectively best game.
>2nd has more variety
>Meme-Sequel was bad and you should feel bad
facts

rent free

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el negro del sudamericas...

Jesus literally is god tho.

I don't see it as a mockery. I'm not a Christfag though

is this game gonna be stop and go bullshit with no concept of pacing like the previous two games?

elder scrolls

Who cares, he was a shit character regardless.

>mfw unironically really like claptrap
>he's only playable in the worst game with the least content
>they ruined his characterization by making him LE DEPRESSED RELATABLE MEME instead of snarky and actually kind of funny
claptastic voyage nearly redeems this game but this is ridiculous

fuck gearbox for outsourcing this game

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This is literally a caricature of SJW character design lmfao.
This has to be satirical.
Going from Lilith and Maya to this crap.

Let me hop in my time machine and I'll tell you.
Okay, I'm back and to answer your question, yes.

could've been kino australian shitposting but they ended up making every enemy unmemorable and barely audible when they throw out voicelines

shame

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Wait what?
>Galaxy
Oh shit now I'm excited.

>unironically liking lilith in any capacity

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>Jesus parody on the cover of an anti-religious game isn't mockery

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>gets released right before i get home
based

>pale punk girl
Yeah, she's hot, although I prefer Maya.

guys

GUYS

earlier tonight I hacked Randy's computer and found his top-secret marketing plan for this game and holy shit you are not going to BELIEVE the absolutely insane level of genius this madman has been cooking up. I myself can hardly believe what I've just seen with my own two eyes.

unfortunately, Randy counter-hacked me and remotely wiped my hard drive, but bear with me, I think I can recreate the gist of it. I might get a few minor details wrong because, once again, this is a groundbreaking masterpiece of marketing brilliance.

so he puts this cover out there on the internet, but get this: IT'S NOT THE REAL COVER, IT'S A FAKE COVER DESIGNED TO GENERATE CONTROVERSY ON SOCIAL MEDIA. Christians will take issue with it, and a subset of them will be /pol/ slash "alt-right" slash "slash arr slash the Donald" types... you know, Republicans. this will allow Randy to publicly dunk on these acceptable targets, and then -- get this, nobody's ever done this before -- "game journalism" websites like Kotaku are going to write articles covering the "controversy" that this subtle, covert publicity stunt generates, with outrage-baiting headlines that get people to click on them, because that means more ad impressions for them. get it?? you probably don't get it. it means Randy wins because it gets people talking about Borderlands 3, but it ALSO GENERATES AD REVENUE FOR THESE OTHER WEBSITES, all by expertly, downright MASTERFULLY utilizing the postmodern concepts of outrage culture and attention economy. as an added bonus, Randy gets to dab on groups of people that he personally dislikes for political reasons.

now you might be saying to yourself, but user, this is nothing new, Blizzard for example has been manufacturing faux controversy for Overwatch every few months since it was in beta, just to keep the game in the public subconscious, and you'd be right.

but check. this. shit. out:

there's already an alternate box art fully produced and ready to use.

screencap this.

>anti-religious game
What?

are you fucks actually mad about this? it looks cool.

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t. luther

So why does this fake box art have shift code in it? Just to make it look less fake?

>Jak 3 isn’t better than jak 2 and jak and dexter
>jak 3 still isnt a good game

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Best skill tree for solo maya?

smg + the bee + shield skills and smg skills

IS THE CHICK ON THE RIGHT WITH THE TOP HAT MOXXI OR FIONA? FUCK WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE TALES CHARACTERS?

Claptrap is peak annoying side-character, and made BL2 somewhat enjoyable

Sal is a manlet! a fucking MANLET!

Maybe Moxxi died and Ellie inherited the hat after losing a lot of weight?

*shield recharge skills

Tall enough to punch you in the dick, cabrón.

>we will never get Luxy's Space Adventure
>or ANY more interactions between the pre sequel vault hunters
FUCK GEARBOX FOR SHOVING THIS OFF TO 2K AUSTRALIA

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Hammerlock's sister is in the trailer
Athena is probably going to be in the game
Claptrap is in the trailer
Timmy is either dead or in hiding
we killed Wilhelm and Nisha

I didn't have space in my last post to elaborate all the details but yes, you've somehow correctly guessed this phase of the viral marketing campaign that I saw in Randy's "BL3MARKETING" folder on what must have been a thumb drive attached to the work laptop of his that I hacked. I don't know how you figured this out on your own because again I myself was beyond impressed with the multiple layers of hidden meaning and intrigue this one man has layered into a controversy-baiting fake box cover just for viral marketing purposes. shit's like a fucking Renaissance painting, I still can't believe the madman did it.

however, no man is perfect, not even Randy, so there's two clues that prove I'm telling the truth (about both this viral marketing campaign and that I hacked Randy's thumb drive):

1. Randy posted this in this thread here , and you can tell it's Randy because

2. literally nobody in the whole world but Randy gives a single fucking shit about "shift codes," as, in contrast to this exquisite work of viral marketing art, "shift codes" are the stupidest marketing gimmick of all time and only Randy still thinks he's a cool guy for giving out codes to virtual loot in his mediocre video games

do not let the "shift codes" aspect of this viral marketing stunt detract from your appreciation of the mind-blowing level of genius-level craftsmanship that went into this marketing scheme!

We see Ellie in the trailer though. She looks the same except for one tattoo.

dang

>I'm Randy because I care about shift codes
ok friend

She is also missing a hand

I don't know, played them recently and they're still fun titles in my opinion

How the fuck is Jack a communist? I mean, he was a fucking ceo.

You can also see her finger clipping through the glove. So I'd argue this drill thing is just a tool. Or for whatever reason they gave her fingers you're not supposed to ever see.

Holy shit can he get even more based?

ill save my money. thanks, space man

i legitimately have schizophrenia but you're trying too hard man

You won't have to. You won a 246 million dollar lottery in the year 2020 on the month of March.

As a catholic, i finde the boxart pretty dope.
As a: guns in the borderlands are the new religion

>no dumpy in the teaser or on box art

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They better add a fucking "replenish all ammo" button the the ammo vending machines

AVE NEX ALEA

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nobody thought it was a shift code but you, nobody even bothered to reply to that post but me, because nobody gives a shit about shift codes, and no, not even here on Yea Forums is anyone autistic enough to decipher a stupid code hidden in a retarded controversy-baiting fake box art image. nobody else in the thread (except me) mentioned anything about the numbers or about it being a shift code. plus, now that we know there's a shift code hidden in this box art, why should we believe that this game is going to ship with a used shift code hidden in it? if anything revealing that there's a shift code in it proves that I'm not lying and that I really did hack your thumb drive and see that this is a fake box art image to be used for semi-elaborate viral marketing purposes.

I have a zero percent chance of purchasing Borderlands 3 after strongly disliking 2 and STRONGLY disbelieving that 3 will iterate on the lootershooter formula in anything resembling a meaningful way, but I will admit that I am mildly interested in seeing what humorous way you manage to work a third fingergun-pointed-at-head into the true box art.

cheers!

Half-Life 3

All these guns ruined for some faggot white's shit art

Who wins?

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take your meds

I didnt see Gortys or Loader Bot

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>Deluxe
>Super Deluxe
>Loot Box
>season pass already planned more than half a year before release

That's another game I'll buy at $20 or wait for a GotY or complete edition

The guy with two pins on his grenade

they are but a drop in the ocean
More guns are being manufactured than destroyed, this has been true for the last 6 decades.
Make the pilgrimage to the murder cube

go to bed

3sdnaands3's heart is about to explode

the right has a bigger grenade

TWO FLESHRIPPERS
T W O

Is it still too soon to mock Islamic and Judaism?

SCUUUUUUUM GAAAAAAAAANG

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if Randy has the balls to mock Jewish iconography -- not even Islam, he doesn't have to put his life on the line -- I will buy a copy of the most expensive SKU of Borderlands 3, no questions asked.

>>Jesus parody on the cover of an anti-religious game isn't mockery
Imagined persecution.

People whine about abortion yet more babies are coming out every day. Mourn every gun.

how is any of his thesis wrong or outlandish when most of this thread is reacting exactly as he says? you're calling him mentally ill for seeing what anyone could see, and not even refuting anything specific, kek

he's right, go to bed Randy

But hasnt there been cult elements in every borderlands game?
why not a pseudochristian gun anarchy cult

Why not use 2 psychos?

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fucking this, looking forward to the Polytaku articles and tweetstorm.
shame you couldn't steal any of his collection of god-tier squirting vids tho

>wanting the smell of dirty socks in your food

disgusting

Where is best girl?

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i'm christian and i like this boxart
Still sad they didn't make the psycho shoot himself

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Then what do they do for Borderlands 4?

why not a pseudojewish gun anarchy cult? with an achievement inspired by that one from Dead Rising, except 6,000,000 cultists instead of 53,594 zombies?

why not?

This boxart has got me pretty hype

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STILL
NO
GIRL
PSYCHOS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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There's Tiny Tina and she's all grown up now.

go out of fucking business after 3 flops lmao

lootershooters...
lootershooters have changed

>and no, not even here on Yea Forums is anyone autistic enough to decipher a stupid code hidden in a retarded controversy-baiting fake box art image
Yea Forums might not be autistic enough, but /vg/ sure was

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Shlooters

Ha, I was thinking of the Mattis picture, but this is better

Epic Games Store means day one pirate for me :) Haven't pirated a game since I started to earn my own money, but I still know how to torrent

streamable.com/8ve5d
it fits the story. psychos are beiing converted to some cult

It was worth it for the joke where every dwarf in Tina's campaign looks like Sal.
youtube.com/watch?v=PDuGsy1m8cU

?

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Valvecuck seething

By God

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IMMA HAVE YOUR BABIES

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shhh
I'm afraid Randy's going to take
this term and either use it in the marketing or have it be mentioned in-game at some point as a "le ebin meta joke," thus ruining it for all shlooters forever.

2 psychos
both holding one hand like erin
the aiming the other gun at the other guys' throat

this game will be stillborn if its actually an epic store exclusive anyways

I hope he does

IMAGINE

christfags are thin skinned as fuck

This
Simple progressing boxart gag but you retards are too dense to get it.

imagine seething this hard over a video game cover art

No they get shit all the time its just people like to pretend they are the victim by pretending no other religion gets shit

THOSE AUDIO FILES BETTER BE AVAILABLE IN THE DIRECTORY RANDY
I WILL BUY YOUR FUCKING GAME ON THE EGS IF IT IS SO

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no it just sucks and is fake and gay anyways.

literal hand of God reaching down for the third fingergun would have been funnier

What does it mean?

why? this meme is so lame. just mod it into BL2 yourself

Breaking news you fucking retards given the game is about a fictional cult they can easily take inspiration from multiple pieces of religious imagery and are

I'd tell you to blow your brains out with a shotgun but I dont think you have any

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Praised be the /k/ube brother

It’s supposed to be a shift code. They couldn’t find enough characters and apparently gave up after a few hours

name one instance of "acceptable" Jewish or Islamic iconography mockery in popular culture in the past five years GO

unironically based and redpilled

Gee Bill! How come your mom let you have TWO buzz axes?

YHVH being a gigantic asshole?

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>randy
>genius

>Walking Gun
What does that mean gameplaywise

Almost any popular adult cartoon that ever has any kind of political humor
A shitload of popular internet humor
Jew jokes and Muslim jokes are common low brow humor

It's a turret that moves instead of staying in place?

ok, now name one that exclusively focuses on Jewish/Islamic iconography in the vein of this fake box art or Far Cry 5 (for example, even though that game was rad), instead of the series that throws iconography from all religions, pantheons, and other worldly cultural lore into a blender

To be fair Judaism and Islam isn't nearly as prominent in most first world countries that games are made so it's kind of expected that you'd see less of that stuff in movies and vidya

so you activate it on a timer and then what
it comes back to your equipment slot?
Or is it a passive follower when you equip it?

South park

Nobody knows

Family Guy

Well I mean this box art combines multiple religious iconography and is a reference not mockery

I dont know enough about their iconography to know much about that kind of stuff and it seems like you are moving goal posts just to justify being a triggered faggot

I'd say cubus fits better than alea
Alea is closer to dice than cube

Well I just meant since every BL game has a turret character.

>missing the subtext this hard
the joke is Borderlands 3 isn't going to evolve the genre it basically created at all, so Randy has to resort to playing the outrage-bait game to garner attention for his game, without even having the balls to pick a less acceptable target than Christian imagery of all fucking things. like c'mon

>the joke is Borderlands 3 isn't going to evolve the genre it basically created at all
Why innovate what already works?

Oh no, you've done it. Now the Christian terrorists are gonna shoot up the game studio.

Sorry user, if it's not an abortion clinic then they can't be arsed to commit terrorism.

I'd say it's a tediore reload. You shoot one bullet, throw it, it shoots the remaining ammo. So kinda like Avenger but without the bouncing part and in a straight line.

The outrage-bait game sure is fun though