This won't end well

Why is making fun of christianity fine but making fun of islam off limits?

I condone both, btw.

Why are you christian when you're clearly going to hell?
I don't get it.

I don't think you know what being christian means user

Im already in hell

Because making fun of filthy inbred sandniggers is racist.

Looks like that NZ shooter art

>Thinking conservatives are Christian, when they are for war and against helping the poor and sick
C'mon now, either you are a centrist or you are a fool.

Who is the genius who photoshipped all the character heads onto the roses? It doesnt look good

aren't the villians religious cultists so the imagery makes sense

Reminder that Jesus' corpse was probably anally raped by roman guards after being crucified, that god isn't real and that all christfags are pathetic children

Hope you can get his gun ingame.

I don't believe in god yet I hate SJWs as much as every sane person but holy fuck, you have to be utterly retarded to think they are mocking Jesus with that box art.

I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out jesus christ that looks so stupid

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Can anyone else not believe they’ve been here long enough to witness Christian outrage on Yea Forums

Imagine if this was any other religion. Imagine the outcry.

Let it die fucking sucks.

No more heroes could have been good again if not for this faggot.

Fuck.

>taking april fools seriously
I got a bridge to sell you, faggot.

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Looks sick.
Can stormniggers fuck off please?

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I honestly don't see it getting that much outrage, but then I didn't see war on Christmas bullshit getting as far as it did either.
Mexicans in particular love this kind of shit.

>do as I say, not as I do
You expect liberals to play by their own rules? You poor deluded fool.

its making fun of buddhism more than anything
on another note it seems that this time theres a religious theme. interesting

idk if this is "mocking" jesus it kinda pays homage to him. Sarah Silverman on the other hand mocks jesus and loves it. She's a literal demon.

Its blatantly blasphemous.

Haiya, no christian la. No, no, no we china falun gong only. Not going to buy, government forbid

t. atheist chanology newfaggot

Yea Forums has always been christian

>Yea Forums missing the fucking thing they should be discussing instead of politics

Gun skins confirmed. Looks like they added more chest types, I'm curious if they'll be like golden key chests (silver, gold, plat, diamond keys to open them) or more like purchasable loot boxes. So there would be chests in the world you can't open without a key. I expected it but I'm still disappointed. One unopenable chest was one thing, but replacing red chests behind a paywall is kinda shitty.

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>Christian outrage
It's not outrage, it's pointing out hypocrisy, retard. All religion is fucked, but liberals make it their life story to defend muslims, who basically worship the same values as Christians, but because the majority of them are brown, that's why they defend them.

while is okay to shit on liberals you have to blame christcucks for not defending their religion

Go away christcucks.

>mfw I'm learning photoshop and can cook shit up better than this

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>ITT: Christians being so far up their own ass to think that this kind of depiction of literally anything deific is exclusive to christianity

Holy cannoli.

it's absolutely hilarious

how desperate of a virgin do you have to be to succumb to the idiocy of christianity

Why do you defend islam?

I doubt they're putting lootboxes in, Randy and gearbox were kind of heavily pandering against that stuff for a while now. Weapon skins has me thinking that might be out the window now though.

>it seems that this time theres a religious theme.
The bad guys lead a cult and there's someone under them named The Father. yeah, there's a religious theme.

>not the classic guy shooting himself
Pretty bad
>10 character figurines
Deconfirms sal, gaige, axton and krieg from the game

see

I dont get why people think this is insulting christianity. Its not insulting it in anyway

Holy REACH batman what the fuck makes you say that?

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this

modern liberals have no idea whats going on in the world and they actually think the west is bad. We should force these dumb fucks to move to the middle east or mexico

I'd wager most christfags don't give a fuck. It's not like "Piss Christ" or anything, just a goofy memegame boxart.

>Yea Forums is a christian website
>when 1 click away sends you to all kinds of grotesque porn and/or gore

I feel bad for all the little kids who's mom's won't let them buy this game because of the art. Why does Randy hate Mexicans?

>someone says nigger
>not black
>"I don't see the problem here"

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Chill the fuck out Muhammad

Why are you talking about liberals. Where are the liberals? What are they doing at gearbox about muslims or whatever?

>Deconfirms sal, gaige, axton and krieg from the game
huh?

Because I don't have to deal with them constantly on Yea Forums like you retarded faggots.
Go kill yourselves or get shot and fuck off from Yea Forums

/our guy/

It should be legal to kill people who believe in Jesus and God

Christian here. None of us give a shit. Unlike Muslim faggots, we don't care if our imagery is used.

It's actually kinda cool. Still not buying this chinkware shit though.

>no Fiona or Sasha
WHAT THE FUCK

Because christians won't murder you in your sleep, while muslims will.

This is the main reason people avoid mocking islam; its not so much fear of the left as the outright promise that they'll track you down and murder you at some point because muslims never forgive and they never forget.

Imagine if he was holding a quran.

Nigga you dumb.

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>PS4
>chinkware
You fucked up, low IQ christian bitch ass nigger

ITT sand niggers

This is more like dressing up like a rapper. it's more making fun and less of a fuck you.

Also you guys are really making a big fucking deal out of nothing.

>10 figurines
>maya zero tina
>bl1 and bl3 vault hunters

Because they're a minority in the US. Yet every hick thinks that a halal section at a grocery store is sharia law. Conservatives use muslims to scare their base into licking the boot and to support money laundering schemes like The Wall. They also neglect that under Bush they were trying to teach Christianity in schools as science. Christians want their religion to be state sanctioned while sticking their noses up at Muslims who flee war zones we created. You're confusing liberals pointing out that stupidity as defending radical Islam. Because you're a moron.

Thats not so bad.
>notice the roses
Oh no.

I hope we get the holy hand grenade in his chest.

Do you honestly believe christians never went to war? Why is this board so stupid?

chinkware referring to how i would need to install the epic launcher, genius

it's cringe and reddit-like enough to be real.

>, who basically worship the same values as Christians,
youtube.com/watch?v=rTKzkdA65o0

>all these christcuck butthurt in this thread
Too bad you’re all too pussy to do shit like all the sand niggers

They were shit, all I wanted was Rhys

Did Muslims create anonymous?

For real, why you so dumb?

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>not both of his hands then 3rd hand from offscreen pointing a finger gun

>christfags

back to plebbit please

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that was just the catholics and they were outed as a sham centuries ago

It's Mother Mary you dumb bastards

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>ignoring the sacred heart

You fedoras really know nothing about the religion you hate

Have you read the Quran? I have, so please enlighten me. Teach me the differences of Christianity and Islam. I will show you how wrong you are.

eh I guess. i wouldnt say it deconfirms them

>pretending to get asshurt about mocking jesus
>posting on Yea Forums

Not even good bait. Would probably work on ResetEra

Holy shit this looks terrible. What the hell were they thinking? The cover should have 3 fingers shooting himself and something about the story, not this roses and golden guns shit. Everything I've seen and heard about this game makes me think it's absolute trash. What is their problem?

This extremely basic take is going to be more well informed than any of the other idiots in this thread. Sad.

I don't get it.

Diamond loot chest is probably just 3's version of the gold chest and the weapon skins are just the Gearbox guns but you can put them on your favorite instead of just getting some shitty early game one you'll throw away an hour in.

DUDE CHRISTIANS BAD LMAO

>The entire world is the US
I mean it's not like there's an entire fucking content right next to the middle East facing a serious demographic crisis in part thanks to Islam

Randy....

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Is the boxart exactly like some art of the Virgin Mary though?

t.valvecuck SEETHING

No you haven’t

Damn, they had graphic tees back then?

>ITT: OP manufactures outrage

The other guy said Muslims and Christians believe the same things. Ask him. I'm just going from what he said. Nice try to bait me into a long shitty religious debate where you interpret everything how you want to though. Try not to hold the very opinion you're arguing against next time.

You a fucking retard or something?

Where does the poster say that?

Aesthetic as fuck. I’m hyped

Yeah, I don't get it. I'm Catholic and I think the boxart looks great.

Well, you clearly proved me wrong, retard. If a simple "no you haven't" was all it took we'd have a different outlook on life.

>the collector's edition includes the game as the 7th thing on the list
What a fucking world we live in that it has to be listed at all, but the game being included with the game is only the 7th most important thing?!

A swing and a miss

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Are you retarded?

well the bad guys are cult leaders soooo

see

Is that really what they're saying? It just looks like they're trying to be edgy to me.

So much liberal butthurt
How do we KEEP WINNING SO MUCH?!

Pay attention.

>muh evil religious cults
Feels kind of stale at this point. Jrpgs do this all the time and the previous Far Cry did it too

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i have the feeling that we are baited to cause the next outrage

also reminder that gearbox spammed this place back in 2012

resetera are a bunch of atheist faggots though
the same type Yea Forums used to make fun out off

Idiots

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Buddha does the same had thing

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Everyone here is stupid except me. The roses should have given away.

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europe is full of muslims and they are making it illegal to publish facts about how much muslims rape because it doesn't look good on the news, we have every artist shitting on christianity while nobody has the balls to say even anything slightly critical about muslims, hell we even put people to jail for criticizing muslims

*AHEM*
FUCK CHRISTIANS
FUCK LILITH
AND FUCK N*GGERS

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That's awfully optimistic. They should just call them gold chests if that were the case. No need to change the name unless there's more of them. I'm going to take the cynical route and say there's at least 2 types of chest that will be off limits unless you have a key.

The only people this is gonna anger is helicopter Christian and Christianity sec moms and the fox news team, who go out of their way to find things to be mad about in the name of Christianity.
Pic very related.

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That's clearly a reference to the sacred heart.

>christianity invented halos and hand gestures!

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imagine giving a fuck about the boxart for a game that doesn't take itself seriously

they are brothers after all

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no he doesn't
kys tranny

>against helping the poor and sick
Conservatives give more to charity than liberals
nonprofitquarterly.org/2018/11/05/republicans-give-more-to-charity-than-democrats-but-theres-a-bigger-story-here/

Yeah remember when Charlie Hebdo got shot up because they were just making fun of Christians while worshiping Muslims? Fucking idiots. I hope you're getting paid well for these posts. Enjoy it because it'll end in 2021.

Its obviously a santa muerte reference, its all guns and roses.

yeah the cross is a symbol of the romans because they invented it and the swastica is a well know budihist symbol here in the west

>the same type Yea Forums used to make fun out off
No, actual Yea Forums used to mock militant atheists and Christcucks
Now you fucking newfags LARPing as Christfags have made the latter impossible.
>b-b-but Yea Forums was always /pol/!!!!
Kill yourself.

Honestly that's pretty good boxart. I'll be getting it on PC but I hope they go with the golden text for the logo

Diamond > Gold, everything gets an upgrade.

>During my employment with the Respondent [Gearbox Software], I have been subjected to unfair standards and expectations based on my religion. Mr. Randy Pitchford (President & CEO) would constantly harass me based on my religious beliefs. Mr. Pitchford would state that my religious beliefs were retarded and indicative of a broken brain. Mr. Pitchford would often visit my office with gifts ridiculing Christianity.

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I'll take 1 (one) copy of the CPY edition please

Maybe not. But we have mostly seen maya and zero in trailers, no sign of the others, not even a hint

He does though.

A cult is literally scraping the bottom of the barrel for antagonist ideas.

>boxart is a literal play on The Immaculate Heart of Mary image
>retards try to say otherwise

>FOUR (4) threads
Fuck off Randy. I'm not discussing your garbage game, now matter how shitpostable the cover art is

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How do you feel being wrong?

imagine having a religion lmao

Based

>militant atheists and Christcucks
Evangelists not just christians in general

Evangelists are the militant atheists christianity
Old4chan hated anoying faggots such as yourself

Christcuks should all be gassed

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>the Gearboox, 2k, and ESRB logos shift slightly from one color to the next

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You have 10 seconds to prove god exists or stop talking about fairy tales. And whatever clever reply you have to my post besides the answer I seek will just validate the worst stereotypes about your LARP as a devout Christian.

Irrelevant. Its the wrong reference. Fuck off.

It's almost like iconography is really similar between religions.

Where are the roses?

>You have 10 seconds to prove god exists
You're alive

>trust me I read an ED article about it
Get fucked, faggot.

muh jew book

Major difference: Jesus advocated pacifism in the face of your oppressors, Mohammed was a very straight forward militant theocrat who advocated to fight back with the sword.

The old testament was just as big on violence and genociding others who don't believe what you believe, but Jesus superceded that for christians, hence christianity is, by the book as written (without catholic church instigation outside of Jesus's teachings) far more tolerant and less violent than islam is as written.

at least ubisoft did their research about cults
i expect this to lazily rip off FC5

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If you're a militant fedorafag and insult religion you ought to insult all religions equally instead of picking the low-hanging Christianity fruit.

honestly i find concerning that Yea Forums is "hyped" by borderlands even thought nobody was of the previous games, especially when randy made th stupid idea of shill this place with bots

Yeah but so are you and that's an argument against. NEXT!

>a rose is more important than the pose of jesus and the radiant heart on his chest implying his love for humanity and life
>where are the roses?!

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whatever you say anoying faggot

Why so hostile?

That happens with most special edition covers I don't fucking get it, it's like they had 3 different people edit the cover each time.

Why not?

>hurr im a christian 4channer
Haha nah son, this is level one trolling m8.

>trust me I read an ED article about it
sounds like you did the same, senpai

Alright Yea Forums what's a better concept sketch of what the cover art should've been where he has 3 (finger) guns pointed at his own head?

I started playing the first borderlands and am getting gang banged early on by the dogs even though I am the same level. How the fuck do I deal with a bunch of them?

Because it makes you look pathetic and needy.

Robot arm

Man this whole christian thing on Yea Forums is hilarious. especially on /fit/
I went to a straight catholic school for 8 years (from grade 4 to 12)
They would not even allowed girls to show their shoulders. Kissing was permitted.
Actual christians are pretty strict and would not accept you. I dont have any problem with them though, but you are a bunch of larpers

I've been making BL3 leak threads about once a month or so since last year. Because I honestly enjoy BL2 in the same way I enjoy junk food. If Doritos was releasing some new flavor I might look forward to that.
>food analogy
But it still stands so fuck off. People talking about games you don't like isn't a psyop.

>you wouldn't be alive if god didnt exist, It's written in my book!

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>Insult Christians
>Get protested at best
>Insult Muzzies
>Get your head cut off
>Insult Jews
>Get litigated to death
>Insult Buddhists
>???

Rate them

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>10 seconds
Biblical wisdom and fulfillment of prophecies that goes beyond the knowledge of the people that were inspired to write it

Who says I don't retard.

None of the other religious images have a heart wrapped in thorns though(only depicted with Jesus), which is portrayed on the boxart as a grenade wrapped in barbed wire.

Shoot them and use your melee. You should have your action skill.

>needy
I don't think you know the meaning of the word.
Fuck off.

>buddhists aren't violent meme
learn some goddamn history and world events

2>3>1>>>>>TPS

>wtf mexican folklore uses christian iconography!?

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I think you replied to the wrong post, but these people are insane to think that islam is ever publicly criticized anywhere in the west without liberals trying their best to make it illegal and saying how much they love islam. Are they completely blind to what they are doing?

Absolutely based

5/10
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Who cares. Gearbox is a dogshit company whose only good work is Borderlands and even their work on that was terrible after the first. Mainly because they do what every greedy dev/publisher does and siphons so much of the money out of it to push their other business ventures. Borderlands 2 was barely a sequel to the original so I'd expect this to follow the same idea. Expect 90% of the game to be recycled content and then maybe two or three new maps and a few gimmicks to string you along.

It's a fucking pity because I had high expectations for Gearbox after they released Borderlands, yet all I ever got in return was Duke Nukem Forever and Colonial Marines.

Based. Would rape and kil to have siren daughter

>NOW they're not violent

What are you even blathering about? You're clearly wrong. Stop replying to me.

>Mexican folklore
You mean Catholicism?

nope, any prophecy is just a generally worded, heavily symbolic, story that can be interpreted so that many events could fit it. if people were capable of prophecy then there would be more to the bible than there is. it wouldn't have stopped being written right around the time people realized bushes don't actually talk.

>No more Suicide Psycho
>No more Midgets for sure, not even Lil's

You're testing my patience too much now. More like Borderline on the verge of not even pirating.

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Or second thing on the list depending on how you read it

the cover art themselves?
the borderlands 1 cover art will always be my favorite, because i grew up with a poster of it in my room

Do you guys ever wish that we could have threads that actually discuss videogames on Yea Forums? I know it's stretching it, but talking politics all the time gets tiresome. Wish they would make a board just for that so the people that don't care about videogames and just want to talk politics could go there and leave Yea Forums for the people that want to talk about games.

?

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Are you kidding? You are acting like an aggressive asshole hoping someone will respond to you.
That is the definition of needy.

This level of projection lol

>seething

I literally don't want you to reply to me, and in fact the more you reply the angrier I get.

>Zero is the only vault hunter from BL2 that appears in the boxart
What did they mean?
Also, dat Moxxi tho

>Just realized the TPS Suipsycho is literally just the first one flipped.

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how much do you get paid tho? did you make this thread to generate publicty through outrage?

As opposed to you that look totally cool and collected pointing this out.

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Yea Forums got tricked into the redpill shit and now this board is flooded with legitimate bible-thumping right-wing christian fundamentalist baby boomers

Go away, faggot
If you were a truly christian then you wouldn't be playing this kind of games

Even literally Hitler worshiping Neo-Nazis use imagery like that, it's not an exclusive thing to Christianity

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Really doesn't work for this context, dumbass.

1/10
2/10
1.5/10
3/10

Devs keep pushing politics in vidya to created more buzz. Blame the devs

Looks cool.

If you don't want people to reply then why are you being so needlessly aggressive?

So wait only Zero and Maya are returning from 2?

Wheres moxxi?

1 & 2 are classic, and I do quite like 3's cover art. TPS is dogshit though

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I understand your concern, but how are we meant to not discuss politics when the devs introduce politics into their games? There is no denying this, and thus, the party is at fault is the devs.

How about you write a letter to them to ask them to stop doing it?

no i didn't make this thread. if i would i would have lead with the super duper premium edition image and we would be talking about getting fucked over by lootboxes again instead of off-topic /pol/shit.

I only played 2 but it was one of the worst FPS games I've ever played.

No one got tricked. This is just the result of years of decadence and atheism. The fact that you think humans don't seek something spiritual is crazy to me

Why not? Does it hurt your feefees?

I'm tired of sjw devs thinking they are strong and brave for parodying Jesus

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>replying to someone to talk about yourself

*create

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>tfw dad always wants to talk about politics
>posts maximum-cringe posts on FB about global warming and shit
even when he's ranting about things I might agree on I still don't want to engage him because I'm so fucking tired of it too
I'm so tired, please help me

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Not really. I am just a little confused by it.

Please, Isaiah chapter 45 mentions how God was going to use Cyrus in order to free his people from babylonian rule about 120 years before he was even born. And Micah chapter 5 says how Jesus would be born in Bethlehem way before he was born. Among other examples

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>boo hoo art shouldn't be political wahhhhh
grow up

There is nothing political about Christian imagery. Unless you're an islam-tier, bible-belt dwelling, evolution denying, brain dead yokel incapable of critical thinking, you should be able to look at this and not flip your shit.

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He’s in heaven after shooting himself. Pretty nice box all in all.
>The roses have the characters on them.

based polniggers shitting up bl3 threads made by shills

Imagine LARPing as a Christian on Yea Forums, is there anything more pathetic?

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If they wanted me to think they were BADASS they should have made it psycho Allah

It's literally only SJW politics, though. Don't blame me that people are getting sick of it

Far Cry 5 is redpilled as fuck though

>not shooting himself
FUCK YOU

>dad and uncle are democrats
>grandma and grandpa are republicans
>personally don't care
>mfw just throwing out completely blatant bait and they take it every single time, leading to dinner and a show
>Grandma is the only one who catches on to what I'm doing.

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You must be new here if you think there aren't any christians here

>moxxi is physically incapable of improving at all
when will they just fucking end her?

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Christians are fucking pussies now. They don't do shit

when that's all you're looking for that's all you're gonna find my man

Ah yes, every religious person must be roleplaying. Everyone must really be a homosexual deep down like me.

"My magic book is 100% historically accurate, and hasn't been fudged or altered retroactively at ALL in history!

I mean, we know the bible is true because a bunch of medieval people met at the Diet of worms to decide what books were canon and what weren't and OBVIOUSLY people who thought autistic kids were changelings and that disease was caused by evil spirits could NEVER be wrong!

>Epic store exclusive
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Depicting Christianity in anything that isn't fully positive means you're ISIS militant Abdul Durka Durka and probably planning to shoot up a church.

heh

we all knew it was coming.

>already a deluxe and collectora edition
Never change 2k

Beautiful box art I dig it.

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They're the only ones forcing their shit in the first place. Of course it's all you'll find

I know I'm not going to get a response out of the bait poster, but does anyone know where this came from?

also their shills are already working

This picture is fake, there isn't a 13th month.

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No clue

RNGesus

LowTierBait
>unironic Christians in current year
>uniornic Christians on Yea Forums of all places
HOLY moly

Holy fucking Based. I thought Randy Pitchford was supposed to be some pathetic cuck or something. What the hell, Yea Forums?

Why are there so many Boderland shills? Surely Yea Forums doesnt like this shitty series.

>Epic gay store exlusive
>mocking jesus

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It's fine. Trying to implement every single relevant character in the roses feel kind of lazy and tacky really. There was probably a better way to represent the themes of the game than just copying christian icons unless the cult in the game is heavily based off christianity in which case, I suppose they had to inspire themselves in it.

You have 10 seconds to prove that god DOESN'T exist and I want definitive fucking proof.

some places use the day first in dates, not the month. (Day, month, Year, going smallest number to biggest)

>fishnets
>lipstick that would smear
Lord knows I would.

>DOESN'T COUNT
The original manuscripts are out there and there are other translations of old testament like the Septuagint that prove everything has been kept faithful to the original works.
Also, nice strawman there at the end of your post. Saves me the time of taking it seriously

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it still looks pretty sweet though

mobile.twitter.com/Scapman/status/1113235891806404609

He is a cuck, he obeys the moral code that his (((media))) overlords instill in him.

I liked Borderlands even before the faGGot invasion

How bad is playing Borderlands on a controller? I'm on PC but I wanna lounge around when playing and my setup doesnt allow this AND keyboad+mouse

I went soldier and the niggas just leap past my turret and even when I try running around in front of it they shit on my health and shields pretty fast. Are the other classes better?

user exists.

Well fuck.
Weird that there's no console logos. Hoping that means it's fake (doubt it at this point) or that the Chicoms threw around an especially fat stack and the console players have to wait a year as well and feel our pain.

There's always been a borderlands cult on Yea Forums that can never actually talk about the games without getting drowned out of things including, but not limited to
>bobandy posting
>post yfw you're not anthony burch
>talking about the crunchy writing, which gets really tiring thread after thread after thread

But the actual most likely reason is because of unironic marketers. They did it before for all the previous BL games.

Holy fuck, Borderlands 3 is my Game of The Millennium right now.

>Valve drones: pants-shitting
>/pol/: triggered
>Christcucks: seething

Give me more Bitchford, mainline that shit into my veins.

Having an imaginary friend as an adult is the most pathetic thing I have ever heard, but by all means keep praising Allah. Otherwise the Jews might win.

remember how when gamergate happened people said that all the feminists should just go make their own games if they want to have their politics represented? you got your wish

Randy is an autistic but based motherfucker.

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>pointing out randy's hypocrisy
>name-calling ensues
uhh ok dude
not even a christian but whatever

>you got your wish

all they're doing is taking established IP's and running them into the ground

Your turret is hitscan you fuck face and yes

Absolutely based and redpilled post

>Grenade literally has a crown of thorns
>People still think it's a Buddha reference

You do realize the same people making 3 made 1 and 2, right?

There's no way you faggots are actually upset about this

So almost every 2000s and early 2010s fps?
A shitload of games where like that people got sick of it and that was what caused us to move into more non fiction alt history/future settings in war games

Besides its not even Christianity its a fucking cult stop getting triggered over everything you absolute reactionary retards

I'm talking about games in general just look happen with bioware and many others

Gamergate emboldened feminists and SJWs, made Anita a household name, a millionaire, and then gave her an audience with the FUCKING UNITED NATIONS! Now we have more feminism, liberalism and whateverother-isms in gaming than ever, and it's only growing in momentum.

Without a doubt the most spectacular own goal I have ever witnessed. Good job nerds!

really? sounds gay

Disagreeing with you =/= agreeing with your enemy you fucking retard

Is there a video somewhere for the latest info reveal?

>anita
>a millionaire
stop shilling your awful conspiracy theories

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>Gamergate emboldened feminists and SJWs

nope all they did was see what was coming you idiot and Anita injected herself into GG out of no where

Again, same people. They just went harder in the paint on their politics, it's still their own series.

lmao you delusional tranny, anita is nowhere rich and zoe quinn was bitching because nobody wanted to hire her, not to mention she fucked up a bussiness startup

>Again, same people.

bullshit most of the old devs at bioware left right after EA got a hold of them

Notice how almost no one is defending Islam we are just shitting on easily offended faggots who get triggered about fucking box art being a parody

This is the shit I make fun of SJWs for doing and as someone who actually has double standards your going to get shit when you do it to

fuck off

>bioware is shitty now because muh women in games!!!
bioware got run into the ground thanks to the old talent leaving combined with horrendous mismanagement. i know it's enticing to want to blame everything on those damn dirty sjws instead of looking at the real issues that the game industry is facing

It's pretty much all in this thread user.
leaked the boxart and
is the leaked ad video showing new footage.

>Anita a household name, a millionaire,
user you forgot to take your seroquel

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you have to go back

Don mind him user, stay

>bioware got run into the ground thanks to the old talent leaving combined with horrendous mismanagement.

all at the same bioware was using gays as shield for their shitty writing not to mention the sjw shit pile that dragon age would become later

>i know it's enticing to want to blame everything on those damn dirty sjws

who do you think drove it into the ground?

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You turret works as a mobile cover with some offensive
You have to deploy it in a place that covers the area were you are fighting. There's no use in dropping it and run away. Axton's turret in BL2 can work that way

>people actually played/play this reddit-tier trash

LMAO

This is what happens when you feed off your own bullshit so long you only live in your exaggerated personal hell of a universe instead of just doing basic fact checking or research

It’s up...

I have to admit that box art is great.

>Moze
>Amara
>FL4K
>Zane
So those are their names

fucking pussies dont dare touch other religions

Fact: Gamergate made Anita.

And now, being too mentally disabled to help themselves, they're doing it all over again with this latest crop of SJW game devs/journalists/talking heads.

Keep scoring those own goals, dorks.

art is nice but I can't believe they actually chose this box-art. Im Christian so it leaves me un-easy, nothing good can come from this PR wise.

>makes a thread and shills it here
Pathetic

pretty nice looking boxart TBQHWYF

>FL4K
Is he related to Zer0?

There is nothing political about
Its not mocking shit its just a parody that is not inherently done in a mocking way

Your just a easily offended cuck

I'm sure he was running the company into the ground between struggling to work with their terrible engine and dealing with major depression. Definitely.

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>Fact: Gamergate made Anita.
Uh, no. She was around years before.

>m-muh writing
>the game is too hard :(
yikerino

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>cult antagonists use religious iconography
Why is this an issue?

Game Theory: The Father is a Vault entity that is directly influencing the Calypsos.

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I thought wario64 killed himself?

>I WANT A PUBLICITY CONTROVERSIES PLEASE TALK ABOUT ME

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Is this the default fallback for internet conservatives? That's pretty pathetic.

the yellow makes me think he was a hyperion loader that gave himself a few upgrades

Wait, isn't he supposed to be a pedophile or something?

>pardoying christian iconography is now an attack on christianity
What the fuck? Are you guys muslims now? You're sure acting like it you hypersensitive turbo faggots.

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How many UN visits and guest spots on talk shows did she get prior to Gamergate?

I'm Christian as well and I feel nothing. It's just them trying to wring out some extra PR by trying to be as edgy as possible without actually being offensive so they can deny whatever negative things others claim. See also: Far Cry 5.

Don't think so
Hyperion robots have that kind of names

well who knew SJW's don't make good employees shocking get enough ideology driven idiots into one company and they will drive it into the ground

Randy pitchford is a fedoracuck. Not surprised

Only the most traditional Catholics and nu-tradcucks on the internet will get offended by this, normies will just think it's a clever reference.

most people are just pointing out the hypocrisy

I remember things slightly different. Even if GG never happened, Anita was still going to be moderately famous since people were already making edgy flash games where you can kill her and posting on Newgrounds and shit. If anyone got propelled to fame by GG, it was Zoe Quin. Nobody knew who that bitch was before GG.

He's the loader from Tales from the Borderlands

I guess this is called christophobia right?

Borderlands was one of the first games on Yea Forums that was viral marketed really fucking hard. The OP's for it were practically ads, and Borderlands 2 was even worse. Gearbox, or 2k or someone, pays people to viral market the games and we're one of the places they do it.

If it gets an actual physical release on PC which means it has the entire game on the physical media and doesn't require some console wannabe platform like Steam, GoG, or Epic, then I am willing to pay full price. It won't though so I will be literally forced to pirate.

Physical stuff on the left column
Game stuff on the right column

What's so hard to grasp?

>Nobody knew who that bitch was before GG

actually she already had many a connection within the industry

Holy shit you're right

Yeah but did the average chanfag know who she was? Even people who knew what Depression Quest was probably didn't especifically know who exactly she was until that whole debacle.

Sometimes the big boi edition doesn't even come with the game so it doesn't hurt to tell people its comin with the whole package.

>b-b-but what about sandniggers
>if this image was about them people would be mad
Spouting whataboutisms isn't an argument for why christcucks are seething over an inoffensive image.

>03/03/2019
>april fools
idiot

How can you be so religiously ignorant to not recognize that as a generic pose and iconography used across the world throughout the ages and religions?

I don't know. LB had a red light. not that it can't be replaced, but why change his name too? although I CAN see how it could be him. the jack endoskeleton could easily fit under his outfit.

shit like this is very hard to fake, I don't think anyone would be autistic enough for that

I wish i had that pic of the gearbox spambot shilling their shit. It was a pic someone took when archive.moe was still up.

Remember that Randy Pitchfod is the classic atheist who wears a fedora

>christians won't murder you in your sleep

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>I don't think anyone would be autistic enough for that
you'd be surprised

it has to be him, if he isn't LB I'm going to kill everyone responsible for this

>christians won't murder you in your sleep

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Thats jewario

Jesus, what did she do with all the money people threw at her

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>christians won't murder you in your sleep

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I fully support you. I want to hear his sweet voice again. LB was probably my favorite character in the entire series

>Depression Quest
One of my favorite speedrun games.

I thought it was referencing the marcus statue in bl2

> an entire fucking content right next to the middle East facing a serious demographic crisis
wtf you're talking about? Europe? There is no demographic crisis in Europe. Where have you read that fuck?

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Should I get the handsome collection on PS4? It doesn't have the first game so I'm hesitant to get it because I wouldn't know the story if it continued from there and other stuff

Thank you. I don't know these youtube guys

twitter.com/Wario64/status/1113258314228391942
AHAHA

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>457082870

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>I'm Christian as well and I feel nothing
because you're a typical christcuck pushover

Shhh don't let them know about it

>Diamond Loot Chest Replica
i.e. 5$ garbage

on /pol/

The entire story is that they find a vault said to be full of treasure but it turns out to be a prison for an unfathomable horror that was sealed away.
Any person that comes back from the first game is so different they might as well be different people, to the point that is is probably better not to play the first one from the extreme tonal and narrative shift that will hit you when you play 2.

I hope they have different religious depictions for all the regions.
>Jesus for NA
>Buddah for JP/Asia
>Muhammad for EU

>Suicide Psycho
heavy doubt.png
also Midgets get replaced by waifu Psychos

The entire basis of this game is literally saving and helping good christian americans from cultists.

If only.

NA isn't christian bro

please mate, stay with us on here :)

I like it

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>Because christians won't murder you in your sleep

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>unfathomable
>Literally just a giant squid that gets PUNCHED to death

I like the interpretation better that the vault wasn't holding that creature but it was the seal on eridium, since that stuff appeared only after that vault was opened.

>extreme tonal and narrative shift
that's a pretty huge overexaggeration

looks tight

>tfw they entirely forgot about guardians on Pandora in Borderlands 2 since the new writing had almost nothing to do with the previous game

I wouldn't worry about it. Yea Forums likes to claim the first one was superior, but no one beyond the most hardened of contrarian would agree. You won't be missing anything, story-wise.

Borderlands 2 is a great game, oozing with content. Tons of maps, guns, quests, and expansion packs. I think the campaign is like 30 hours, and that's before all the DLC. Game is fun playing solo, and with friends.

Haven't played TPS, so I can't comment.

That's really nice looking.

Borderlands 1 beats the sequels in story, humor, and level scaling, but is inferior in every other way.

No point in arguing over the games when none of them are good, you all have equally low standards my friends!

>Muhammah for EU
I'm European and I'm all in for this just because the shitstorm would be LEGENDARY

>muslim on the cover
Very progressive

You're so cool.

Fuck off it has more than that
>Better loot system
>Better loot in general (Most of the gun drops in BL1 are usable, most in BL2 are total ass)
>Better shooting in general
>No bullshit homing attacks which ruin the tempo

It has piss poor variety but what's there is objectively better. The variety is so fucking bad though.

>christflakes triggered
based randy
based gearbox

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>tfw aussies fucking remembered them for TPS

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I'd have to disagree. I kinda liked the story and dumb humor of Borderlands 2, but I know I'm in the minority.

Both games are worth the price though, imo.

Nobody would recognize any references to Muslim imagery unless you make it team america levels of hamfisted.

>Yea Forumserming are angry because the cover mocks a religious imagery
>but they're too stupid to know which one of the imageries is being "mocked"

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>fags on here so hungry for controversy that they start shit over a piece of boxart

You niggers are pathetic.

>mexican folklore
there's no such thing

I think we can all agree Borderlands 2 had better grenades though.

>try to do that hand pose
>can't get middle finger crossed in front of index like that

He truly must be the son of God.

>generic
Religions are too old for that to true in any capacity you retard. It might be "generic" to you thousands of years after the fact but it obviously originated in one specific religion.
Imagine having no concept of the world outside yourself lmao.

Like

Honestly the things that killed the sequels for me was the gun generation being so constrained compared to the first.
While there were more guns in general they were all the same with minor variation depending on manufacturer.
Then the biggest thing was the level scaling, where at higher levels it was all one shotting eachother back and forth from the terrible scaling, and the jump in power each level meant replacing all your guns every level or two where in the first one you could use the same guns for 10 levels or more if you liked them.

No God would allow for this to exist.

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>I kinda liked the story and dumb humor of Borderlands 2
Ew.

>call out hipocrisy
>"h-h-hahah-ha y-your seething"
Whatever you say pal.

Thanks :)

Well it would have originated in a young ass religion like Christanity, especially Catholicism or its derivatives that are even younger.

this
Nobody likes a bigot

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Over a cover like that? Nah. A muslim in the other hand will chimp out because you dare made a light joke to their religion of peace

>mock a religion that has been mocked for decades and never fights back
so brave. When will christcucks grow a spine?

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Buddhism fights back pretty hard against Muslims at least.
They generally don't care about mockery though, more concerned with physical violence.

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Oh, I'm prepared to be shit on for saying that. I just like mindless entertainment sometimes. I liked the Shadow Warrior reboots and OG Duke Nukem for the same reason. They're overflowing with big, colorful, dumb fun.

I stand by it though. I liked the humor and writing. Go ahead, crucify me anons.

seething

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looks like a tranny

>clear christian imagery
>this and other anons are dumb enough to think is hindu or budhist shit

>>Muhammad for EU
>cover is entirely blank

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>457085105
(you)

Can you imagine if this was any other religious figure?

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>samefagging this hard

>higher levels it was all one shotting eachother back and forth from the terrible scaling
That's what I meant from the ruined tempo. Even on the first playthrough, but much worse in the second, there are enemies which you simply cannot do the "run ang gun" gameplay the game was clearly designed for unless you're cheesing hard and you have to play like a faggot. Even at the end of BL 1 you can just run around shooting shit.

That's because everyone thinks Buddhism is chill. But Christians deserve what they get because they tolerate it. I don't know what they expected.

Randy is a magician. He gets off on tricking people.

>whataboutism

>s-seething
Nah im cool and can take a joke about my beliefs, unlike muslims and jews

I'm christian and I don't feel offended by this

are all of you autists getting angry at this really devout christians or are you guys looking for an excuse to sperg out?

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>d-dont say the truth!!!
COPE

"W-WHAT ABOUT MOSLIM AND JOOS T-THEY WOULD KILL YOU FOR THAT! B-BUT I'M GOING TO STAY DOWN AND... ACCEPT IT"

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Hi, randy

mix of the latter plus people larping as christians because it's the new edgy counter-culture position.

Not even trolling, that's great box art.

I like this box cover. Unexpected yet makes kinda sense. RIP Mr psycho.

So is this like a April fools thing?

>all these unironic fedora tipping reddit tier atheists
Why did you fags come back here after leaving to reddit?

Nah. You can tell my posts apart due to my tendency to overuse hypens. I would have said "red-pilled".

But tell yourself anything you need to to make yourself feel better, user.

Yea Forums isn't a Christian site

jews make fun of themselves all the time
youtube.com/watch?v=ebajv8mjPTo

Yeah and look at everything that has gotten you. You must feel so superior.

I just don't like double standards from the WOKE crowd when they spaz out every time some mocks their prophet

This sub was so much better before all the fedora fags took it over.

Can we send them back?

Not an argument
Also whataboutism doesn't mean it's wrong.

So if its going to be on Epic Store, do we know if its going to have cross platform multiplayer like Randy was fisting himself over because that would allow me to just buy on console and play with my dumb as fuck pc friends that way.

>year of our lord +2019
>being atheist
Yikes!

>thinking Yea Forums is predominantly theist

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>double standards
>He still thinks it's about principles not sides

Holy FUCK grow up and get over yourself already

this was borderland's twitter's official reaction to the leak

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>Unlike you ess-jay-doubleoos I don't get so easily offended
>Why video game man put character in Jesus pose

So is it fine to mock religion again?

>mcfarland
>jew
since when?

Is this what mutts unironically believe?

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Um... actually sweetie, it is

God damn it. Don’t you guys have a Castlevania thread to REEEEEEEEE at or something?

What the fuck are you on about brainlet, how does this even compare?

Everyone in this site is going to hell anyway

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>atheists
>not being mocked since day 1
Where the fuck do you think the fedora tipping meme came from, brainlets?

That actually looks pretty cool. I'm sick of generic colorless box art.

Top: SOUL
Bottom: SOULLESS

When you stay here long enough you eventually start believing kid

I was talking about the people debating whether it was a parody of Jesus, the Virgin Mary or the Holy Death.

A meditating psycho doing Buddha's pose with three guns pointed at his head would have been good too.

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Jews bought Irish slaves in the US so the culture overlaps.

It's fine to mock anybody who won't bash you m8. If Christians and Wh*Tes want to take a "turn the other cheek" philosophy then why not mock em? Not like they're gonna do anything about it.

How?

Same here.

This is has a much stronger reference to Buddhism

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No, only christianity.

The only reason you’d be offended by this is if you were a pope worshiping catholic
>t.christian

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>even /pol/ is smart enough to not to take the bait

jesus christ Yea Forums, what the fuck happened to you

yeah how could anyone think that box art is referencing this?

oh wait

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how is this "mocking christianity" exactly?

>only christians can mock fedora tippers
Unironically neck yourself

How is this cover art making fun of Christianity?

He's not wrong

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>There's actually people would try to convince you this is normal

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like poetry

Fedora tippers are atheists, retard.

Does nobody have a clue or am I being ignored because I'm asking for information instead of shitposting?

>People talking shit about Borderlands.
It's going to be a success no matter what anyone says about it before you release.
You all know that right?

/thread

If you're a mental midget and can't even see the blatant sacred heart reference then yes it does. If you're not a retard however...

Top is like a Remaster trailer you search on YouTube, only to realize it's actually the base game with a collection of 200 shitty Brazilian mods made 15 years later the original release

this really reds my cups

for the record I don't particularly care I'm just not sure why he isn't using his 3 fingers to shoot himself like the first two covers. Wanted to post the image that it is referencing.

This extremely basic take is about to cause major butthurt on Yea Forums because Yea Forums is made up primarily of those hicks you're talking about.

>457086449

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That episode was written by a jew
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricky_Blitt
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_You_Wish_Upon_a_Weinstein
>On the DVD commentary for the episode, Seth MacFarlane mentions that he showed the script of the episode to two rabbis, both of whom approved the episode "because Peter learns the right lesson at the end". MacFarlane also points out that 70% of the show's writers are Jewish, including Ricky Blitt, who wrote the episode

Both

Fact: this shit is fabricated rage made by advertisers. It always works because gullible retards keep eating it up.
The idiots in this thread are advertising a game they don't like FOR FREE.

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So?

I remember when this happen there were WOKE people saying what did they expect to happen when mocking Islam

>bring up muslims out of nowhere
>i-its h-hypocrisy
Sure bro

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B.

Nigga, the blue blanket and grenade heart and its color choices makes it painfully blatant, stop pretending

So it's only ok when jews mock other jews?

its beautiful to not give a single fuck about western games and /V lose their shit after exclusive and exclusive taken by the chink store and watching the current developments is just a western devs thing still not A SINGLE JAPSDEVELOPER went exclusive on the chink store they must really hate china a lot KEK meh, like i said AAA gaming is not my thing spcially if it is western call me to rage when a jap dev does this on pc

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You are faggots and probably scored low during last's april fool's.

As long as the king of fucks is gone, it'll have to be an improvement to some degree

Yeah, I saw after skimming the thread a bit. I'm not catholic, so I'm not familiar with the symbols they use.

this.

not even /pol/, the supposed "hardcore" christian board, is taking the bait >b-but /pol/tards are here

no no no Yea Forums, dont blame others when your own Yea Forumsermins shits up your own board

If any actual Christian gets upset at this then they are clinically retarded.

>Hypocrisy

No, it's common sense. If you're gonna pick on someone you pick on the scrawny nerd who can't even look people in the eye and apologises when you mock him, not the genetic freak who puts people in hospital for trivial reasons.

Japanese developers have very recently started to publish games on steam, it's going to be a while before they start using fortnite launcher for anything other than fortnite.

>Yes, it's working! Concentrate on the cover goyim, and pay no mind to the Epic exclusivity...

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>just take it up the ass

So?

Ah a classic

Pretty sure only catholics might get offended.

Thanks for the mental model of the christian persecution complex.

it's just a cope from christcucks who deny they are being mocked, AGAIN

Why does every other post on /pol/ read like a boomer's facebook post?

watch randy hype the box art really being leaked just to have it be completely different

I haven't forgotten, don't you worry.

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Because /pol/ isn't the problem. It's that fucking Trump subreddit.
They post links from Yea Forums all the time to coordinate "raids".
They even made a "Trumpkino" Discord solely for the purpose of filling this place with their garbage.

Literally what everyone here did by giving this so much unnecessary cover.

You have to suck my dick like a good scorelet.

This sounds like randy arguing.

So?

Randy here. Thanks for advertising my game for free.
Start sucking.

Your argument makes no sense.

>points out that if you tried this with another religion it would not fly
>s-seethihg h-haha
Like i said my man. Whatever you say