>MFW Kazooie gets in and Banjo stays home
I mean, she's the main character and star of the game.
Kazooie in smash
Bentley James
Jayden Clark
>kazooie
>she
Asher Adams
kazooie is a female bird though
Caleb Evans
i want to
Carter Gonzalez
Green eyes ginger birb mmmmmmmmmm
Asher White
i wanna stick my dinker in that bird's cloaca
Benjamin Ward
Gavin Johnson
>Mfw all these years I never knew Kazooie was a girl until right fucking now
Aaron Price
>until right fucking now
Gavin Cruz
Well I don't know about you guys, but I would actually SMASH that Kazooie
Noah Davis
Male birds can't lay eggs.
Nolan Hall
mmmm
Jackson Parker
>sssonic
Ethan Cooper
Kys
Lincoln Adams
Make way for the real star, bird brains.
William Perry
She doesn't really look feminine in the 64 games, that's probably why
Benjamin Young
Model looks nice, wheres it from?
Brandon Gonzalez
Fan made render. It was created by Sean Hicks and some other guy. The image I posted was an edited version made by the same people. twitter.com
Tyler Thompson
The same guy put Banjo into Mario Kart 8. youtube.com
Colton Brooks
I want to consume her cloaca
Connor Russell
Landon Bell
I fucking love Kazooie
I think she was my first vidya crush based on her sassy personality and witty remarks alone.
Brayden King
BASED
Cooper Garcia
>tfw nobody draws her dragon form
Aaron Reyes
r/woooosh
Kayden Scott
People finding it out late never ceases to amuse me
Blake Morgan
fuck off back to where you came from
Leo Morris
Dragon Kazooie is amazing
I pray that if they ever get in we get it as an alt
Blake Moore
>r/woooosh
John Edwards
she doesn't lay eggs, not in any of the games I played.
>b-b-but her Z+down-C
nigga you collected those eggs, she didn't birth them.
Kayden Ward
>taking the bait this hard
Shiggity motherfucking diggity
Jayden Price
Did you think Male birds laid eggs or something?
She more furbait than banjo.
Daniel Cruz
Bottles steals the show yet again!
Hudson Cruz
I want to poke my poker against the soft egg shell that just happens to be inside her.
Lucas Martinez
Haha
Kevin Bell
I don't care if this is bait get the fuck out right now
Jackson Morgan
>Kazooie getting in without her boyfriend
Not happening.
Landon Martin
Kazooie replaces/becomes the protag's partner to the last game you played. How fucked are you when she starts talking shit to everyone?
Samuel Sullivan
>fanart makes kazooie attractive
Jason Collins
sorry user, but im not a video game character so i can't be added to smash along side her
Juan Robinson
heard it would've happened if not for microsoft
so instead they added duckhunt
same for Conker
Liam Rogers
what?
i mean, you can't bait this, because its said in game, in ref materials, etc etc, that kazooie is a girl.
you wasted time making this bait
like, its rancid, poorly made bait.
fuck you
Dylan White
Asher Watson
you know they're just friends, not boyfriend and girlfriend right?
Landon Wright
I've had this comic in my folder for some time and I've never seemed to understand what the deeper meaning here is.
Carter Long
>Doomguy with Kazooie
oh god
Camden Walker
>merely pretending to be retarded
kill yourself
Nicholas Bailey
there isn't one
they just autistically wanted you to think there was, something about caring or some shit.
Easton Russell
Maybe for you, freak.
David Collins
>banjo threeie game where its revealed that banjo and kazooie are just humans wearing stylized clothing and their previous animal depictions was just grunty being on drugs when she saw them?
Cameron Miller
Welcome to Yea Forums, hope you enjoy your stay!
Elijah Flores
He's a boy and she's a girl, they're friends and they live together :)
Adrian Taylor
oh no she's hot
Oliver Hill
why is she mad at banjo?
Gabriel Rodriguez
Would I fuck a bird? Yes,
Is Kazooie supposed to be a supermodel instead of some chain-smoking British slag? No.
Jace Thomas
Connor Ward
Leave.
Isaac Ward
Based
Cringe
James Martinez
embarassing
Isaiah Edwards
The author thinks Kazooie is eating the puzzle piece probably because he's blind. When in fact she's just putting the piece in the backpack.
Parker Foster
>BK play as a kid
>picture her speaking with an American accent in the squaky tone of her voice
>present day
>imagine a thick cockney like half the shite twat fucks in Conker did
Caleb Torres
That's not even Descartes.
It's a picture of Voltaire.
You were saying?
Sebastian Anderson
She DOES make a gulping sound
William Thomas
That's why any depiction has to be "BUH BUH BUH BUH BAWK BUH BAWK BAWK" or it's not my Kazooie.
Thomas Gonzalez
Did you miss the point that hard
Jonathan Adams
Bait and or retarded.
Jayden Campbell
>Kingdom Hearts
Every time Sora says something sappy she immediately interjects with some sass.
Evan Long
worse than N&B tier decision
Robert Sanchez
what kind of retarded fanfic tier autism is this? Everyone refers to them as the bear and bird, not just grunty. Your autism plot device doesnt even work in universe.
Connor James
Based and, dare I add, redpilled.
Just because I'm a degenerate doesn't mean that I think every single animal female has to be hypersexualized
Carter Green
Benjamin Phillips
I miss the days when mods would ban faggots like you even if you were pretending to be retarded
Cooper Phillips
Adam Adams
Samuel Mitchell
Kazooie looks like THAT?
Grayson Peterson
>tfing makes kazooie a dumb violent dragon girl
hmmm unf
Mason Watson
Levi Turner
Benjamin Richardson
He stuck it in the wrong hole
Jaxson Bell
Xavier Reyes
James Williams
Wyatt Baker
Ian Garcia
>neat!
Elijah Rogers
who is responsible for these wonderful drawings
Michael Fisher
Joseph Garcia
Eli Clark
Touching
Dominic King
Why is she so perfect?
Brayden Watson
oh fuck this is the Poppy O'Possum nigga?
I like his shit but he's kind of a nut
Cooper Martin
this, real Chads fap exclusively to on-model non human characters
Aaron King
The author also fails to realize that she spits eggs out her mouth with no ill effects. Just another generic comic that deconstructs a minor detail for shock value.
William Green
His stuff is mostly good.
Samuel Johnson
What is wrong with you guys? I'm pretty fucking degenerate, but even I draw the line at BIRDS.
Then again, I'm not a furry either, but still.
BIRDS.
Blake Morris
Hunter Stewart
sounds like you havent been here long enough then
Nicholas Morgan
This is gold.
Henry Allen
>birds
>fur
cmon user. They're featheries.
Justin Evans
Wasted trips.
Juan Lewis
I've seen a guy fuck an ostrich. you know nothing. you are nothing.
Ayden Scott
>tfw no crane gf
Connor Bell
in person?
Robert Nguyen
>r*ddit
Andrew Clark
You can't boast until you're the guy fucking the ostrich
Levi Wright
get the FUCK OUT
James Torres
Hello, Morbi.
Jordan Jones
>dude actually fucked the crane
Ryan Fisher
MOOOODS
Kayden Cruz
>I like his shit but he's kind of a nut
Every artist ever.
Jace Turner
Wholesomely funny.
Luis Barnes
All right, I think I should level with you guys. I hate Reddit too. I was just fucking around because I thought it would be funny. I'm honestly kinda surprised that people actually thought I was being serious.
Carson Cruz
Serious question, how do I get an autistic furry girl to be my gf
Carson Barnes
Nobody gives a shit whether you were serious or not you need to fuck off regardless of whether you were actually retarded or >merely pretending.
Xavier Morgan
>tfw you'll never impregnate your crane wife and raise little crane babies together
Get me of off this gay Earth
Jacob Butler
It's not fucking worth it
t. someone who had the same idea as you but then actually interacted with autistic furry girls
Justin Brooks
>so how was it? Pretty good, actually
Andrew Hill
That's okay, I understand, faggot.
David Price
>I was merely pretending
Alexander Barnes
>Agent 47
If she starts yapping her big mouth and blowing 47's disguise/location then we'd be losing silent assassin rating and going out guns blazing pretty damn quick. Would work well if she just talked shit to the target after the deed is done though, like a Bond one-liner but several lines..
Christian Roberts
explane
Blake Green
>Chris' relationship with Walnut has lasted 10 years, longer than any of his human relationships thus far
>killed the two male cranes that her former keepers attempted to pair wither
Loyal, chaste, and literally murders those who attempt to cuck.
How can women even compete?
Jacob Mitchell
They're all either hamplannets or they've got actual mental health issues
Benjamin Smith
Angel Kelly
Yes, that's how satire works.
Zachary Rogers
>mfw my name is chris
Julian Cook
r/based
Matthew Robinson
Evan Garcia
wheres the Deal breaker
Caleb Russell
>I don't understand what satire is
Michael Cox
>Implying I'm not extremely attracted to her
Isaiah Taylor
>r/woooosh
I hope you fucking die tonight.
Jace Smith
Pulling the leafy card I see
Colton King
I didn't say that what I was doing was satire. I was just pointing out that a large part of satire is "pretending to be retarded" (e.g. Stephen Colbert, Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal").
What I was doing was more akin to South Park-type comic fuckery.
Ryder Morris
>Knew what it was without checking
>Still hovered over
>Regret
Nathaniel Campbell
You're obviously mentally ill and a fat-chaser, so; go for it.
Aiden Anderson
what emotion am i supposed to feel from this image
Ryder Nguyen
arousal
Aiden Long
longing
Blake Collins
i only feel arousal from birds that are fictional
Kayden Williams
NO.
Don't do this to Falco Lombardi.
Colton Morgan
>tits on birds
bad taste
Parker Davis
source me now
the style is fucking great
Luis Wright
TH-THAT AIN'T FALCO
Luis Lewis
It's already been posted nyagger
Evan Evans
>bara and bird
Austin Mitchell
how does kazooie never get blood clots from sitting in a backpack 24/7
Julian Allen
>poppy
that shit is still alive? I remember reading it almost 5 years ago
Nathaniel Stewart
Carter Williams
>bird
>blushing
Nolan Gutierrez
She ends up walking more than Banjo's lazy ass once you get the talon trot
Jack Morris
>pointing out the blush and not the tits which are a purely mammalian feature
Zachary James
>pointing out non-realistic things in a drawing that obviously isn't meant to mirror reality
Jacob Taylor
>want to search her twitter
>2013
fuck
Landon Moore
Get the fuck back to your dirty site
Jayden Harris
more like boobs haha
Christian Hill
why's Wii Fit Trainer coming out of her ass
Grayson Russell
ever hear of chicken breasts?
Lincoln Moore
What species of bird is Kazooie?
Alexander Ramirez
>reee scalies can't have tits
>reee birds can't have tits or blush
FUCK
OFF
ALREADY
Mason Johnson
Asher Garcia
My first crush was Ed from Cowboy Bebop.
Alexander Jenkins
Breegull.
Jaxson Miller
breegull, a fake species
Chase Rivera
that was my first anime crush, weirdly enough
Ian Martinez
i dont quite remember mine but it was probably sandy cheeks
but my first VIDYA crush was likely asriel dreemurr (forma de shota)
Joseph Campbell
>tfw no secretary bird gf to stomp your dick
Evan Taylor
Bentley Clark
Oh fuck it's Washimi, I just noticed.
Nolan Wood
My first vidya crush was Mission Vao from KOTOR
Andrew Jones
Ayden Myers
me on the bottom
Lucas Harris
God she was cute.
Easton Wood
This video is an autism test. If you last for more than 4 minutes, you have autism. 2 minutes: aspergers.
Lincoln Carter
>Washimi is literally a secretary bird
Brandon Young
I hope I can find my own cute crane someday...
Hudson Russell
>those eyelashes
Austin Barnes
Christian Hall
She's a big girl. (With a dagger for a face).
Christian Jackson
brb calling the furry artists
Adrian Wright
>Shmorky
Chase Brown
>minecraft
Oh ok that has no npcs what about before that
>spore
Oh...Oh no
Owen Peterson
My /zoo brother
Michael Clark
Like 90% of Yea Forums is r”ddit users
Lucas Bennett
saved for future reference
Luis Richardson
happened to me like 2 years ago
Jason Carter
That fact that so many people knew what /r/whooosh meant, says it all.
I didn't know what I was looking at. I only googled it, because the post was getting a lot of replies.
Ryder Flores
Wasabi for smash
Jayden Jones
I like reddit for those niche subreddits where people actually know their shit, I deleted the 'front page' subreddits like 4 years ago. It's just not funny anymore and I don't understand why normies like it. I dunno what the fuck whoosh is
Jose Martin
it's just thatsthejoke.jpg but redditified
Jonathan Kelly
fuck reddit, post bird
Josiah Lopez
i need more secretary birds
Robert Richardson
It's a sub for moments where a joke goes over people's heads. I guess you could call it one of those niche subs. I probably feel the same way about Reddit as you do. I think those "niche subreddits" have some interesting posts that you wouldn't find on other websites, but I despise Reddit culture. You know, "OMG upvotes for you you magnificent bastard! This, so much this! You, I like you."
Really fucking annoying.
Robert Clark
I have no idea who drew this but it's good for a chuckle
Isaiah Barnes
bitter envy
Alexander Powell
captainpudgemuffin
Julian Diaz
Thomas Baker
DO NOT
Caleb Harris
That's very sinful thinking of you, anonymous frogposter.
Grayson Campbell
are you trying to get banned
Kevin Martin
MODS
Aaron Watson
>he looked it up and found out she actually is a girl.
>Hides his retardation by calling it obvious bait.
Matthew Fisher
SHUT
Gavin Wilson
But it was the only hole.
Ian Adams
I want to stuff that turkey
Nolan Ortiz
>captainpudgemuffin
Julian Jackson
My dick would be so hard, from humiliated shame and sheer pride
Elijah James
It's been a fun Kazooie thread, Anons. I'm tired and going to bed. Maybe we'll get what we all want in smash.... some day.
Connor Wood
Sleep tight, bird user.
William Rogers
Bird.
Mason Barnes
this is my favorite bird webm
Josiah Bell
Why'd you post a webm of an empty forest?
Bentley Cruz
>TF2
Instead of a medic, the team gets a bird? and the blu team get an identical one with light blue feathers instead
Adam Watson
>Torchlight II
It would fit pretty darn well with the game given the animal companion thing.
Also giving her the skeleton summoning spell would be quite fun
Caleb Murphy
>All right, I think I should level with you guys. I hate Reddit too.
Could you be any more fucking obvious? Any normal user would've just bailed and tried to forget about it because we're all anonymous, a redditor would try to clear his name because he's used to having a reputation. Fuck off.