Short hair Samus!
Short hair Samus!
Ryan Taylor
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Julian Howard
yes, very good, I'll take your entire stock.
Chase Perez
holy FUCK that is fucking adorable
short haired tomboys with a light to moderately defined musculature are literal perfection. this is fact, and you cannot dispute it
James Cooper
posts like these are the only reason I still come here
Adrian Clark
Im glad to see there is still some good taste on this board
Andrew Sanchez
cute
Wyatt Bailey
John Walker
She looks like she's drunk.
10/10 taste
Adrian Perez
I love Saber-chan!
Blake Collins
Yandere Samus!
Brody White
don't forget the tan
Levi Moore
Yikes, more like Ham-us.
Kevin Cruz
why does she look like she have something up their butt?
Brody Roberts
You're right, I literally can't
Adam Turner
based and
Luke Thompson
my nigga
Hunter Cox
Who knows
Henry Rivera
Absolutely impeccable taste user
Samuel Peterson
embarrassed women are the absolute best
Especially coupled with a tight, thin, light white sheer button-up blouse in which the buttons are tugging apart hard, giving you a generous glimpse at her cleavage and the sensual brassire cupping the doughy swells of her sumptuous chest.
A youthful highschool girl with light blonde or red hair being confessed to, her brow furrowed in fake-outrage as she tries so desperately to pretend she's not embarrassed, yet those warm pink cheeks betray her feelings. You can nearly hear her heart surging in her chest as her mind doubtlessly races, her kissable lips contorted halfway into a wry smile yet also desperate to yell at you as a means of distracting from her embarrassment.
Finally she breaks her gaze from upon you, her eyes darting for but a moment as she takes a step back, unsure if she should wrap her arms tight around you or playfully shove you away, all the while every fiber in her being is screaming for more attention, begging for you to approach and seal your comittment to her with a passionate kiss upon those very same quivering lips.
Nolan Sanders
and then you grab her cute cock
Justin Harris
more like hamdere
William Lewis
just no
Samuel Howard
>sheer button-up blouse in which the buttons are tugging apart hard, giving you a generous glimpse at her cleavage and the sensual brassire cupping the doughy swells of her sumptuous chest
big boobs are gross
Joseph James
Yeah I'm thinking he's based
Alexander Johnson
get this braphog outta here
Owen Brown
yes, this part is very important
Nicholas Johnson
Does this one have a dick?
Parker Cook
Yeah guys are hot
Mason Collins
Holy shit, take a writing class you absolute fucking neanderthal.
Christopher James
Hime cut Samus!
Jace Turner
More
Jeremiah Taylor
Ponytailed tomboys.
I rest my case.
Isaiah Diaz
>T. woman who has never been confessed to
I bet you look cute
Levi Torres
Because Ultimate giving her short tits and a short ass weren't enough for you?
>Samus moved to San Francisco
Nathaniel Sullivan
Young Samus was the only good thing coming from Other M.
Anthony Martinez
mmm yes
Asher Powell
Next we give her a short arm cannon
John Wright
It's the delivery, not the content.
Jayden Kelly
younger Samus is better
Jonathan Anderson
Based and tompilled.
Ethan Foster
cute bird
Logan Taylor
I have different taste in women but you nevertheless have my deepest admiration
Jace Carter
>Young Samus's Design was the only good thing coming from Other M.
ftfy
Noah Reyes
I see Yea Forums still got great taste
Luis Wilson
So how do you actually see Samus?
Beyond just "she's a cool bounty hunter" I mean. We know she's a badass. But I wonder what she's like off mission sometimes, you know. We see these moments where the outward neutrality breaks occasionally and it raises some questions. Her hesitation with the baby in 2, her reaction to Gandraydas death in Prime 3 (specifically seeing herself caused her to want to look away), her sat in a bar at the end of Fusion etc.
Obviously this is discounting Other M, but I'm not going to pretend I'm the authority on whether you should or shouldn't discount it.
Also how do you feel about her taunts in Smash in Zero Suit? She's very teasing and "I'm better than you"-ish in a way I don't think you ever otherwise see her act. You could say that's because they're taunts but plenty of characters have taunts that are much more friendly.
Kevin Gutierrez
I want someone to suck me off while I think about Samus!
Sebastian Jenkins
How is Sakura a Tomboy? Wears a skirt and bloomers and is a martial artist in a series where most characters are.
Dominic Morales
everyone's forgetting the most important parts of the tomboy
>blood related onee-sama
>tanned
>never wears anything but bike shorts
Joshua Morris
You are a man of honor and integrity.
Xavier Reyes
Isaiah Cooper
Cool and hot
Ryder Baker
Look at all those replies lmao what a bunch of cocksuckers.
Great taste still.
Aiden Garcia
There's toyboys that still wears feminine things, that's not what defines a tomboy. It's the personality.
Caleb Butler
Based and redpilled
Liam Scott
>But I wonder what she's like off mission sometimes
To me she's basically Jill Stingray when she's off-mission except for a weakness to cute things and a bit more motherly.
Nicholas Ortiz
Factually incorrect. The most important parts of the tomboy are:
>hangs with you and shares your hobbies
>dares you to touch her abs
>"you like me? but I'm not cute!!!"
Anthony Miller
Lucas Foster
She likes handsome men and hanging out with her friends.
Gavin Bennett
Liked!
Lucas Parker
Yes
Liam Hughes
do mutts w/ nigger hair have a chance asking for a friend
also what hair style works best
Brayden Flores
A true gentleman and scholar.
Josiah Thompson
t. cocksucker
Carson Evans
Is Makoto the best video game tomboy?
Cooper Evans
my penis becomes the big penis when i think about ruffling the short tomboy hair
Caleb Reed
But gentlemen what IF tanned tomboy in a sundress
Robert Young
Blake Collins
Samus has good legs.
David Garcia
Henry Taylor
Jonathan Russell
Required post
Cooper Price
Have sex
Colton Lewis
>ywn have a tomboy gf that will only dress feminine around you
why even live
Matthew Hernandez
with tomboys!
Jacob Bell
Nolan Wright
Make sure you're sitting down before you open up this picture. Applying spoiler to prevent any accidents.
Grayson Kelly
Justin Hall
That's not a himecut, you stupid cunt
Samuel Powell
Silly pepeposter, that isn't the end all to something as the romantic dreams of wanting a tomboy GF. Silly, silly sweetie~, sex isn't the only component to a healthy relationship!
Lucas Brown
...Tomboys aren't gay, faggot.
Brayden Ward
I'm glad you think so, but please leave your homosexuality out of this.
William Thompson
Sauce
Austin Garcia
Leo Edwards
The cowtits ruin it
Elijah Butler
>Having a healthy, happy and supportive relationship with a girl you like
oh god oh fuck delet this now
Caleb Brooks
nice
James Sanders
Jill is great, one of my favourite characters even. Good call, I can definitely see Samus being like her. Stoic, though not unfaltering.
Landon Watson
Also, I forgot what the exact waifu generator is called, mind hooking me up with it again please?
James Martin
what about loli tomboys
Jason Gutierrez
The large breasts compliment it.
Ryan Robinson
Cringe and extremely bluepilled
Ethan Cruz
>not liking tomboys with large and small chests
you ain't my nigga
Josiah Hall
faggot
James Butler
Andrew Bennett
Camden Davis
I remember seeing a pic some user drew of a tanned genki tomboy milf elf wearing a sundress I'm kicking myself for not saving it
oh wait I found it
Justin Peterson
Depends.
They usually don't have abs, but they can make up for it with short hair, a good tan, and an even better Genki smile.
Christopher Scott
sorry bros, but I need mine with some "extra" meat on them
Adam Rogers
brb bio
Hunter Kelly
Thank you brothers.
Parker Howard
>cowtits
>ruining anything
I bet you prefer nuSmash Samus to SR Samus you faggot.
John Thomas
I didn't like the animation nearly as much as the printed works. It was good, but the shading felt wonky.
Her relationship with the small one was blessed
Joseph Reyes
Hot
Mason Foster
Didn't mean to quote but might as well post this now.
Joseph Murphy
Dylan Lewis
What?
Adam Richardson
how do i get a tomboy gf irl
Luke Russell
t.flatchestedfemanon
Hunter Ramirez
Mynigger mind
Daniel Baker
Alice in Borderlands, luck for you she's the main girl
Justin Cox
Aaron Lopez
this is my tomboy what do u think
Andrew Thompson
would playfully tease her about her feminine features while cuddling/10
Daniel Bell
Very cute!
Cooper Russell
This user knows.
John Russell
post the full version
Daniel Morgan
FUCKING STOP I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT
Christopher Harris
go away pedo
Lucas Campbell
oh sweet Jesus
Xavier Wright
no
Liam Peterson
Where did my sundress fetish come from
lingerie does nothing at all anymore. no other garment does it for me like a sundress does.
I don't remember how it came to be
Jose Garcia
a sundress is almost like an extension of the wearers personality, its sweet, gentle, feminine, free-flowing, cute, and reminds one of the best parts of life
sundresses are one of the best kinds of clothing
Jackson Mitchell
I prefer vanilla bean
Nathaniel Lopez
I don't know user, tomboys in lingerie are still really good.
Oliver Bennett
*ahem*
Jaxon Peterson
Kayden Walker
How can a man be this based?
Angel Phillips
Fucking sublime taste, my man.
Nolan Watson
Can someone post that doujin page where the tomboy finds a bunch of magazines about why tomboys are the best in a guy's closet? I need to track that one down again.
Lucas Cox
Artist is Mado, make sure you never lose that gem again
Easton Morgan
Yo uhhhhhhh, this whyte boi be based
Carter Sanchez
I like Fusion's no bullshit take on her character.
Jack Walker
>Fusion
literally a 2D Other M in terms of narrative and linearity. Fuck you.
Noah Gonzalez
Wyatt Bennett
Except it was a good game unlike other M, so fuck you instead.
Nathaniel Howard
Much appreciated.
Xavier Ross
What if Samus was a man?
Adrian Allen
imagine how stupid someone who claims this must be
Kayden Martin
Jaxon Campbell
Did somebody say tomboys?
Joseph Long
Sick samefag, shithead
Dominic Garcia
>hes too new to know how to check samefagging
back to r*ddit tourist
Adam Sanchez
>faggot crossed out
Sebastian Diaz
as it should have been
Lincoln Lee
What kind of faggot decides to censor shit like this.
Angel Moore
This design is cool and I appreciate different fan designs for this ex-soldier bounty hunter.
Jose Lee
...is worse than burned victim samus.
Isaiah Hill
There is no need to samefag when you are so retarded, friendo.
Ryder Murphy
Retard.
Jace Fisher
it's a shame that was his only good doujin all his other stuff is guro and cannibalism, truly sickening content.
Owen Sullivan
I've tried, but I just can't rebut this. This post is scientifically correct and based.
Nathaniel Parker
yucky
>I like short hair and muscles
you're a fag, get out the closet
Christian Perez
>Samus
>Tomboy
lol
Hudson Anderson
He's got 2 other tomboy-ish/gyaru doujins, but yeah, the rest of his shit is heavy guro. Sad.
Benjamin Sullivan
you could've just asked for a (you), you didnt need to say such retarded things
Andrew Carter
yo I just saved the image i'm not the one who made it
Logan Brooks
The elf ears ruin it
Camden Ramirez
go be gay somewhere else
Xavier Roberts
Absolutely based
Zachary Brown
We can all agree that short haired tomboys with well defined musculature are also better as being tall amazons futas.
Nothing like tall muscular people with short hair, act masculine and have dicks.
This is what you sound like.
Jack Ortiz
>liking women
>gay
no (You)
Adam Campbell
for you
Jaxon Miller
the leaps in logic that this poster made would be amazing if it wasnt so fucking stupid
Anthony Collins
>co-worker who sits close to me in the office matches this description to a tee
>we've been chatting more recently
>heard through the office grapevine she's been single for a while now
I've never taken very many risks in my life, and I've never tried an office relationship before but dammit
I'm going for gold here
Jaxson Price
good luck user, hopefully a qt tomboy wife will be in your future
Carson Rodriguez
Hello, Yokoifag
Sebastian Cook
how do i like this post?
Anthony Hughes
Trans Rights Samus!!
Jason Morgan
do it user, go the distance
there are few things in life worth risking it all, this is one of those
Andrew Bell
by giving it a (You)
Carson Fisher
Post source niggers
Luke Turner
Can reddit keep their tranny tumblr looking Samus on their own website, please?
Dylan Brooks
what does tranny tumblr look like?
Ayden Perez
This
Ryan Miller
There are enlightened ones in this world.
John Perez
I have never had a more opportune time to post this pic.
Go for it my man. Live as most men dare to dream.
Hunter Smith
Bump
Isaiah Hernandez
yes
Thomas Bennett
Asher James
Jace Powell
fucking nichibros
Henry Thompson
Not-Samus Samus!
wrost samus
Levi Hall
so she looks like Saber now.
eh.
Matthew Carter
I didn't expect to enter this thread and find someone who I could call my negro.
Jaxson Thomas
she can probably kick all their asses too. You do know sporty girls can be tomboys too. though they are not mutually exclusive.
Landon Williams
Andrew Myers
literal faggot
Michael Lee
Counterpoint, long hair with a slight chubbiness is equally based.
Daniel Butler
It's a little modest, but it could pass for actual Metroid art.
Brody Nguyen
I'd still hit it. I know she has a soft spot for being dommed if the american bombo was anything to go by.
Aiden Cook
>all his other stuff is guro and cannibalism, truly sickening content.
is this what they all an accidental magnum opus?
Henry Baker
I WANT TO RUB THAT FISH BELLY. oh and the tits too heh heh.
Nolan Parker
Agreed, too large of a size is just a waste
Carter Torres
I'm going to have to agree with you there you big gay boy.
Chase Cruz
Jack Scott
>not spending your time looking for a plain, somewhat frumpy looking girl with low self esteem ,okay hygiene and GIANT FUCKING TITS to claim as your own
Easton Fisher
Still though I care about her well being and large tits are painful for their spine. I'd rather a cute tomboy not be in pain.
Oliver Long
Faggot lmao
Lucas Smith
then go find some titmonster and nag at her to get them chopped off, oh mighty savior of spines
Justin Peterson
If only you had posted this yesterday so I could give you a like
Owen Sanchez
Now why would I do that? I'm just saying personally I wouldn't want my waifu in pain so simply I don't waifu tit monsters that would be in pain.
Julian Bailey
she's probably got the back muscle to NOT be in pain
Jonathan Hernandez
this the only women who actively complain about back pain because of big tits are the ones with no muscles to support said tits
Ryan Baker
>I'd rather a cute tomboy not be in pain
chop chop, go save them then
or, you could stop being a pathetic turd who has to publicly justify his preferences
Elijah Brown
It looks cool in so far as it looks like a completely different character posing in a way that looks cool. As far as "This Samus looks cool" I would strongly disagree.
Christopher Young
I just know from personal experience ex-gf had massive tits and they pained her.
Adam Martinez
Short dark hair is very cute
Owen Jenkins
true, but short white hair is even cuter
Nicholas Taylor
Hi Woolie
William Wilson
>large tits are painful for their spine
that's a meme perpetuated by roastie chestlets. Do your stretches and sleep properly. I encourage all of you to My Fair Lady the fuck out of your potential partners. Don't let them ever know you want nothing more than to motorboat those mammaries. They'll think you are only with them because you are a titty weirdo. Embolden her other assets and let her try to awkwardly come to that realization herself.
Austin Morales
why not both?
David Barnes
>white
Only grannies have white hair.
Kevin Hernandez
>tan with white hair and white with dark hair
i think youre onto something user
Easton Smith
Umi is NOT for lewd
Lucas Johnson
Kill it with phazon
Brandon Edwards
She's looking pretty lewd to me
Austin Ward
>Fresh trailer focuses on the midriff
they know what they are doing
Levi Lee
She looks cute though in a tough badass way that you get to show her emotional side
Nicholas Young
>he can't stop thinking about dicks and masculinity
Yeah okay faggot
Benjamin Murphy
Guys what about a flat chested thicc tomboy with chest envy?
Jonathan Edwards
she has to either be an amazoness or stockstack. No in between.
Jason Wright
ths
Blake Hill
>amazoness
of course
Xavier Morales
I cannot dispute it, this is fact.
Jaxson Myers
WARNING:
>short hair
>freckles
>big tits
Samuel Walker
My heart just ruptured.
Grayson Morris
>short hair thread
I love Aya Brea!
Ethan Hernandez
Okay but
Angel Ross
Literal Omegalol good chap!
Nolan Peterson
>half her limbs are stapled on
>not that bad
Carter Campbell
You shouldn't wear women's clothing, Prince Zuko.
Robert White
Yeah but it's space future staples from sci-fy so they're not that bad
Owen Hughes
100% based
Aaron Sullivan
oh I remember this
Josiah Mitchell
looks a bit like mine
Ian Jackson
But user, that's exactly what I did.
We've been together for 4 years, engaged for 1 of those. I couldn't be happier.
Elijah Green
Took a bit of time to make a bunny Akko as best as I could.
Jose Bell
I regularly fantasize about a mod for Doom 2016 that replaces the Doom Slayer with Samus
Can you imagine the fucking glory kills
Nintendo should make an 'angry' Metroid Prime game where you rip and tear space pirates
Joseph Lewis
>2 INT
Xavier Powell
QTEs suck
Ayden Brooks
ああああああああああああああああああ
くそ
可愛いいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
Easton Baker
>the sheer amount of people agreeing with this post
>when tomboys are already in limited supply
god fucking damn it, damn it all to hell, fuck everything
Caleb Ramirez
FUCK FUCK FUCK
also FUCK
Carson Stewart
I want to smash seamus's giant boipussy
Isaac Scott
perfect combo of hair, eye, skin colors
Jayden Johnson
KILL IT WITH PHAZON user
Julian Baker
this artstyle looks eerily similar to this weird trap doujin i've read
Ryder Sanders
what flavor is she and how sizable are the scoops? Regardless I am happy for your endeavors.
Hudson Powell
I'd be fine with this as her own character, but this reeks of "she too pretty to be stronk"
Adam Moore
Samuel Thomas
legitimately too big, the nipples can stay though
Bentley Collins
>too big
Jacob White
why don't tomboys wanna date nerds
Ryan Bell
He's right, those are absurd. I'm not saying she shouldn't have big breasts, as with one or two exceptions she's always been above average, but come on.
Gabriel Parker
because its a case of them not wanting to date down, if you wanna date someone fit, youve gotta be fit, unless theyre a chubby chaser
Evan Johnson
There's still hope left in man.
Hunter Parker
Where's my down syndrome Samus?
Gabriel Cox
Cow Samus!
Hudson Powell
Only Master Chief works with Samus.
Tyler Campbell
not all nerds are fat
Nicholas Foster
i said you have to be fit, thin is not inherently fit
Angel Ramirez
The thing is, I want to fuck samus while she's in her power suit
Brayden Price
Samus's tits are big enough.
Caleb Cooper
I'm afraid your dick is too corporeal for that
Logan Walker
How do you all feel about Samus getting seduced by cute ayy girls who want to kiss her abs?
Nathan Clark
but you implied that all nerds are fat with that chubby chaser line
Kevin Martin
Great.
Alexander Young
>Yea Forums turns into a tranny hive
>suddenly it loves tomboys
Brayden Turner
Have you never been to Yea Forums?
There are daily tomboy love and lament threads.
Easton Wright
>suddenly
Owen Cooper
no im not an enormous faggot
Logan Thompson
Get a load of this faggot.
Caleb Bell
Do you even know how old some of the typical favorites are?
I just realized it's been over ten years, holy shit.
Landon Cook
>No spats
John Perez
>wearing panties instead of nothing at all
Samuel Baker
Christopher Diaz
Yea Forums likes hot fit and athletic girls that don't look buff and manly, trannies like men that have a vagina. There's a difference, if a woman loses her woman features they're worthless.
Angel Russell
I feel very strongly about seeing this abs kissing in action
Leo Jackson
>suddenly
Jacob Hernandez
based
Nathaniel Rogers
>suddenly
you need to go back
Ryan Ramirez
>character gets a redesign in a later game
>it looks better than the original
Andrew Reyes
Back to tumblr, faggot.
Wyatt Murphy
bump
Aiden Sullivan
cute!
Zachary Morales
>t. halofag
Austin Allen
What a retarded artwork. look at her feet.
Owen Fisher
Logan Green
No. I'm not obsessed with feet like you.
Jose Adams
YEAH!
Andrew Watson
>t. doomfag
John Rogers
It's times like these is when I miss the like system
John Clark
It's hard not to notice, what with the worthless upvote comment you posted and all.
Andrew King
Metroid is perfectly fine as is you bigot.
Connor Stewart
Nathan Rodriguez
.
Caleb Torres
/ss/amus
Aaron Green
I took her as a female Clint Eastwood in space, the kinda chick you'd run into at a seedy divebar that the bartender greets by name. Sorta like a trucker diner where normally a woman like her would be somebody's lady but she somehow settles in as one of the regular johns. The kind of gal you'd see Captain Falcon sidle up next to and shoot the shit with over a beer.
From the lcint east wood side you get the whole package of stoic, quiet, witha little bit of a heart, and willing to do the job if it pays well enough or if it can help a few good folks, but not somebody who will take shit lying down, and somebody who's willing to think outside the box. You also get the superiority where she knows she's better than most but won't always flaunt it, but is willing to show it if people are wasting her time, you have to earn her respect in the feild for her to take you seriously. Kinda why Other M rubs me the wrong way., they kinda tried to go for some of those elements but failed miserably.
Brayden Long
Funny you mention it, she has a brother named Solomon. He was presumed dead when her family was killed by space pirates, but he went missing. It's presumed he might actually by Sylux, and if not him then it's her adoptive brother Ian.
Juan Lewis
YOU FOOL
That just makes it uglier and STRONGER
Christopher Stewart
There is still hope for Yea Forums.
Jason Wilson
Aah i need this again.
What is the sauce?
Jonathan Jones
Literally
Christopher Baker
Wyatt Moore
YES
Sebastian Butler
You win the internet son
Julian Morris
I was holding a gun to my head, finger on the trigger, when I thought of browsing Yea Forums one last time before I left this cruel world.
This is the first thread on the front page. I read the entire thread, tears streaming down my face in pure joy. I've been saved.
Landon Wilson
Preach it, brother.
Michael Scott
there is no reason whatsoever for this post to have 50+ replies
Caleb Nguyen
There's nothing sudden about it. It's actually a bit stale and expected by this point. Which makes that second post getting a shit ton of over-eager replies agreeing with it suspicious. Nothing about it was insightful, clever, or worthy of attention.
Andrew Watson
>Which makes that second post getting a shit ton of over-eager replies agreeing with it suspicious. Nothing about it was insightful, clever, or worthy of attention.
Is this your first day on reddit? You're supposed to upvote the topmost post.
Hunter Powell
Please post the source OP, I don’t want to have to take this to /r/.
Isaiah Gray
>the doughy swells of her sumptuous chest
Fuck, now I'm hungry.
Carson Bell
oh no, how I can recover from that burn??
Noah Walker
Vulnerable but incredibly courageous. In Prime 2 and 3 we see her get startled, jump, back away in fright, etc. She's not stoic and unflappable like Other M wanted us to think, just courageous.
That's all we really see. Nothing else about her personality, iirc.
Her taunts? Don't like them. "Try me" is perfect, nailed it and perfectly captures Samus for me. The other two are too seductive and showboaty, doesn't fit her.
Lucas Howard
>The other two are too seductive and showboaty, doesn't fit her.
Maybe she likes to dance when she has nothing to do on her ship? All the loneliness and killing has probably turned her into a bit of an autismo.
Josiah Bailey
>So how do you actually see Samus?
fun to play, good games, and sexy as hell
Caleb Morris
My man.
Juan Diaz
Cringe
Jason Jackson
Has it really been 10 years since I first jacked off to Chie and Naoto
Gavin Hall
Yeah those are my favorite type of butch/lesbian girls.
Brayden Bell
>that posture
Hunter Ross
When will legoman draw shorthair samus
Lincoln Ward
Based