>Want to look up some gameplay for a game
>"HEY GUYS HOWS IT GOING ITS YA BOY-"
>Close video
Want to look up some gameplay for a game
Carson Rogers
Jackson Sullivan
based
Tyler Brown
>Close video
>go to v
>make thread
Michael Sullivan
>look up gameplay for a game I'm playing
>12 sec intro starts
>close video
Luke Lewis
based
based and redpilled
Alexander Jackson
>looking up gameplay footage
>not typing "no commentary"
Ethan Kelly
>want to look up gameplay
>type "no commentary" after game's title
>watch video without annoyances
WOOOW
Isaac Perez
>Watch gameplay video
>The person playing it is terrible at it.
Christopher Cox
God this is actually the worst.
Leo Miller
lol ya boy
this i hate annoying ass intros
Ryder Davis
>open up a video
>it’s silent
>close it because OP doesn’t watch any video ever
Wyatt Cooper
Dont forget to hit the dislike button first user.
James Green
I can fully get behind gameplay videos of certain segments (like boss battles), but what’s the point of a no-commentary longplay? It seems pointless to watch someone play the entirety of a game, bookkeeping and backtracking included, and not be able to explain what the fuck they’re doing when they fuck up or don’t know where to go next.
David Russell
FUCKING
Gabriel Sullivan
i agree however, to me it is just as annoying to watch someone play like a robot acing everything. i like a certain level of realism.
Christopher Stewart
>Check video walkthrough
>It only shows a snippet of the part i'm stuck on and is brushed aside as "being no problem" with no other explanation
Leo Long
>watch walkthrough
>person playing does random shit and doesn't get to the point
>takes forever killing easy enemies
Josiah Foster
>person is pretending to be shit at the game
>actually plays well when streaming
Jaxon Wilson
>look up gameplay video
>it's an overly loud shitty dubstep intro
Justin James
I don't mind if it is stuff that is actually challenging, but to the point where they ignore basic mechanics because "lol dialogue is stupid!" is a whole other level
Henry Wright
>look up replay of fighting game match between pros
>discover new tech i can practice
>download the video
Feels ok
Nathan Murphy
I feel guilty enough looking up gameplay videos for help, I don't need the added shame of some sperg telling me what I'm looking at.
Cooper Lewis
I like to watch replays of obscure Thief I and II fan missions on youtube and unfortunately theres just one guy doing these who literally can never stop talking and trying to be funny.
Levi Gray
what do you mean by dialogue is stupid? do you mean like skipping dialogue?
Adam Clark
>open Pete Completes rimworld run
>fall asleep comfy as fuck
Brayden Green
Yeah, them skipping dialogue that also has tutorial for mechanics.
Cooper Bennett
i can understand that. i think the general idea though is that by the time you are recording something you’ve probably seen the tutorials a number of times.
which is probably why people skip them. but i can see the other side of it.
Gavin Nelson
>look up glitch
>video is 10:02 seconds
>he doesn't even do the glitch until the 7 minute mark
Jack Williams
FUCKING WHY
Blake Murphy
>look for a video of gameplay
>it's 30 minutes of walking around town, talking to people, and managing items/equipment
John Allen
>want to check Yea Forums
>see facebook frog
>close tab
Josiah Brooks
>watch gameplay video
>the person playing it snorts and burps a lot
Noah Barnes
>look up gameplay video
>it's 10 minutes of him shilling his shitty giveaway scam and amateur rap Soundcloud and 3 minutes of gameplay
Nicholas Flores
>look up where to get an item
>video is 10 minutes long
>''alright so here, you will want to take a right turn''
>''you need to turn right because that's pretty much the only way you'll ever be able to get the item because if you turn left...''
>''alright now that you turned right you will want to look in the direction of that weird looking building in the background (zooms in and starts describing the building)...''
I fucking despise these kinds of videos
Leo Lewis
I see that a lot lately. Not sure why.
Nolan Ortiz
>Look up game trailer
>"Game name - Reaction video"
Jacob Gomez
This, holy shit.
That's when you watch someone else.
Wyatt Wilson
>close video
>go to v
>open thread
>make a comment
Jack Ortiz
That's the worst.
Angel Reed
>Watch gameplay of a 2D Mario game
>The person playing almost never holds down Y/Run, so Mario walks through the level.
Alexander Hall
agree item finding should be concise.
Angel Bailey
>Etika reacts to *literally fucking anything you put in the search bar*
Alexander Mitchell
>look up way to solve a quick puzzle in a game I’m playing
>intro is longer than the actual gameplay
Owen Clark
>gameplay vídeo
>1-2 minute intro
>"Hey guys before we start be sure to subscribe and like the video"
>"Also support me on patreon"
Noah Miller
When will we get reaction videos of people reacting to reaction videos?
Jonathan Morgan
>look up a boss im struggling against
>guy plays retarded, makes constant mistakes, i expect him to die any second
>still manages to beat it
always makes me feel even worse
Isaiah Ward
>Want to look up some gameplay for a game
>extremely loud techno music with generic opening and some cringy OC
>hold down the power button
Charles Perry
>watch video
>audio only in one ear
Hunter Harris
>lore video
>they keep trying to make jokes
Ayden Ortiz
>he doesn't remember when Youtube had video replies
zoomer begone
Aaron Cruz
>watching some videos
>accidentally clicks onto the wrong video
>the intro is the guy's minecraft character jacking off
Owen Harris
But I remember video replies.
Jayden Phillips
>want to browse Yea Forums for some video game discussion
>meme arrow post with meme frog
>close incognito tab
Ryder Howard
>lookup walkthrough
>severely autistic narrator who makes cringey voices for every NPC, stutters and makes shit jokes
Jordan Barnes
>clicked on a bogdanoff video
>my recommended is now full of boomer/zoomer wojak videos and cringe compilations
Fuck me.
Jace Gonzalez
Post your reccomendeds.
Jacob Green
My method for youtube consumption:
1) Skip the first 1-2 minutes. They are worthless. Always.
2) If, at any point, I hear "like" or "subscribe" I immediately close the video. The video is total shit. This rule is indisputable.
Owen Anderson
Turn off history you stupid bitch. Why the fuck are you allowing youtube to track you? I have not have a video recommended to me in years.
Blake Gray
>he thinks DeepStateTube dosen't track you with history off
Dylan King
>open video
>"hey guys before we get started, I'm going to talk about my sponsor, yes, I know these are annoying. lets make this painless as possible"
>"this website/app is really great! You *insert shallow description of shirty website/app Youtuber looked at for 2 minutes*"
>"aaaaaaand now that thats finally over with, lets get back to the video!"
Josiah Wood
>+300k channel
>Sponsor adds
>Video ends with "support me on patreon"
How many money these lazy fucks want?
Isaiah Adams
Levi Rodriguez
>implying youtube itself makes people any money
maybe if you're logan paul or pewdiepie
Jonathan Lopez
>open video
>british accent
>close video
i hate brits so god damn much
Sebastian Ortiz
Youtube basically makes you $0 now after Felix caused two separate adpocalypses. The only way you can make money now is direct sponsorships and Patreon/Subscribestar. We're back where we were a decade ago, it's just a good thing for the creators and their paypigs that Patreon exists now.
Austin Powell
>want to look up some gameplay tips
>"oi! Ello mates! Ow you blokes do en!"
>report vid for copyright infringement and downvote
Fucking eurocucks and their shit """""""""""""""accents"""""""""""""""
Logan Barnes
>open video
>"HAY SORRY GUYS IM SO SORRY I HAVENT MADE A VIDEO IN A WHILE BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA"
You'll pay for this.
Nathan Gonzalez
>downvote
Luke Young
>downvote
Godless heathen.
Nolan Sanders
true patriot thank u for ur service
Carson Nguyen
>See any Dark Souls video including boss fight
>The boss is derpy as fuck and does the slowest, most useless attacks the entire battle and takes forever between attacks
>Play DS
>Boss constantly hits like a truck, spams the fastest or most homing shit possible and moves a lot to then attack again with maybe one second at most between attacks
>Look at another video to see if you're doing something wrong because everyone says boss is easy
>Boss is the definition of slowpoke
Luis Perez
You're the problem, user.
Carson Rogers
ELLO GOV
Blake Rivera
>look up any videogame
Nolan Roberts
That's what I thought too but after seeing a bunch of clips and videos and comparing to how they are when I play it's like fucking night and day. Kellogs for example, she spams the fuck out of the 220 degree homing leap attack and even opens up with it almost every time. Yet every single video I watched at the time she did it maybe ONCE in the entire fight.
Brandon Roberts
You've been posting this in threads all day you dumb frogposter
Landon Scott
>Trying to look up how to do a cool glitch or find a fun Easter Egg
>Hey what is up guys, it's AssFaggot69 here coming at you with another video! Don't forget to smash that like button, hit that subscribe button, click the bell, and sacrifice your firstborn child!
Nathaniel Allen
What's a bad intro to a video in your opinion, Yea Forums? Always had an idea for mine if ever I started a YouTube channel
Anthony Phillips
Not that user but are you asking for a bad to know how to make it bad, or for what not to do? If you're going to have an intro of any sort make it a 2 second flash of the name and logo, I guess.
Joseph Allen
To counter this I often search "no coomentary" following gameplay
Works fine for me
Connor Jackson
Every intro that wastes time. An intro should be short and sweet. Mine would be;
>pic fades into screen over 2.5 seconds
>sound of smoke blowing
>FUCK NIGGERS
>my channel name is at the bottom
>on to the video in less than 5 seconds
Ian Ward
Fuck anyone that talks in videos or puts their gay cocksucking face over it. Pure unadulterated cancer.
Literally any intro whatsoever. Fuck intros.
Justin Ortiz
>facebook frog
>facebook
user I...
Jacob Stewart
>actually searches for "walkthrough" or "lets play" instead of "longplay"
>complains on the internet
Owen Rogers
>skip the intro
>spends the first 5 minutes talking about some unrelated shit he's doing with his fans
>so guys, be sure to like, comment and subscribe and follow me on twitter and instagram
>doesn't get to the game until 7 fucking minutes in
Goddamn why do Youtubers take forever to get to the point?
Connor Hall
My patriotism is so blazing it burns when I pee
Juan Wright
>click video
>loud obnoxious dubstep blows my eardrums out
>break computer
Ian Campbell
Padding. Pretty sure monetization doesn't start till about 11 minutes or so.
Owen Howard
Based
Henry Mitchell
>not wanting people to ask how you're doing
the autist goes full sperg
Noah Collins
>look up video for Japanese game with dual audio
>guy is using English dub
Gabriel Watson
Leo Bennett
That's fucking gay but they should at least have the decency to stuff all that noise to the end of the video so I don't have to skip around to find the actual content.
Andrew Lewis
>video is 12 minutes long
Alexander Martinez
Well, my idea for a intro is a 10-15 second (not always in this range, never longer than 15) just plain black screen with white text like "X plays Y" and then put some other shit on there, with music playing in the background, and different slides changing with music cues and the intro ending on a certain music cue depending on the song used
Not shitty dubstep or anything, just whatever I feel like, like maybe bossa nova or something
m.youtube.com
Like with this song, the video'll start, maybe show some footage before it, black screen, white text "X Plays Y", Change slide at 0:04, new slide "Part X: Title" and then end intro at 0:09 and get into actual video
Does that make sense? Does that sound bad?
Julian Wood
>ZFG videos recommended
based
Andrew Harris
be easy on me
Colton Reed
Err, change slide at 0:05, rather
Justin Flores
>30 second intro
>30 second tv sitcom opening
Jack Cruz
>Playthrough with parts is split into a gorillion parts because they're all short as fuck and obviously trying to get (you)tube dollars
Brandon Cox
300,000 doesn't get you shit anymore my guy. It's kinda sad but yeah, as the other said the adpocalypse killed creator income.
Brandon Roberts
Alternatively
>watch gameplay video
>the person playing is so good they just cheese through it without showing any normal person gameplay
William Adams
Anything longer than three seconds is instant garbage
If its a series then the very first episode can have a long intro but that's it
Connor Martinez
>Watching streamers
Luis Baker
>watch anything
>people correcting themselves or otherwise mentioning monetization
>shillshare
I want to go back to YOUtube
Zachary Martin
>watch old TBFP videos
T-SHIRTS GETCHER T-SHIRTS HERE
Levi Russell
ITS A LEGIT BUSINESS STRATEGY
t. Phil Burnell
Brayden White
>Watch gameplay video
>RPG game
>guy doing the wrong skill rotation
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Isaac Campbell
*liked*
Bentley Kelly
And without further ado...
Tyler Bennett
Having any intro at all is a bad intro.
Viewers already know who made the video and what it's about, that information is listed right under the viewer.
Anything other than springing right into the content of the video is egotistical self-flagellation or padding to make the minimum monetization length.
Oliver Thompson
Kek
Tyler Diaz
based
Aiden Butler
t. youtuber
Ayden Ward
Anything longer than 2 seconds
Easton Flores
Just fucking kill me
Hunter Williams
It's a video you dumb retard, and the person who made it doesn't give a single shit about how you are doing, he doesn't even know your lonely ass
Josiah Mitchell
You shouldn't have an intro at all you silly bitch. Don't waste your viewers time and just get to the point of your video.
William Lee
Thomas Howard
>Mac DeMarco
Based
Luke Parker
hi comfy friend, take a look at decoherent for some more comfy experience
have a good day
Benjamin Bailey
oh shit, a new video from metokur kun
Michael Reyes
>2019
>still haven't learned to put ''no commentary'' before game title
Cooper Anderson
>modern MMO
>text guide not out yet
>"just watch a video guide lol"
>"HELLO AND THIS IS RIMJOBBER69"
No fuck you, I'll do other stuff until there's a text guide so I don't have to listen to some nasally cunt.
Jayden Wood
Fuck you, RimJobber is literally /ourguy/
Alexander Cook
Just do what those Minecraft guys do and make intros of themselves fucking yoshis.
Ryder Diaz
Jaxson Price
>keep on watching because I know he's trying his best and having fun
Jaxon Fisher
Do what the guy at 0:37 does for your intro.
youtube.com
Andrew Taylor
Hunter Bailey
Kayden Reyes
>watch video
>uploader is constantly reminding you to subscribe and like
>shows an animation of a mouse clicking on the subscribe button
Parker Watson
rahn is the most powerful deus ex content creator
Jonathan Nelson
I always type "no commentary" in the search bar.
Easton Watson
>Make thread about nothing criticizing nothing
Owen Watson
monetization IIRC,the video needs to be a certain length.
James Robinson
>want to look up gameplay of some old game
>Most of the video is the opening titles, Cutscene tutorial
>Barely any gameplay
Luke Martin
sorry to hear that
Austin Flores
>Long loud ass intros
>FaceCam
>Remember to hit that bell icon and smash like
What are other things that immediately makes you hate that youtuber?
Christopher Diaz
every modern youtuber? it's the easiest way to make "money" these days.
Jeremiah Harris
sounds alright especially the bossa nova
Zachary Fisher
Mostly these are older 480p videos before "youtuber'' was a job. But I'm sure modern tubers have their own bullshit for padding out their videos
Juan Bennett
A very loud dubstep intro or any intro that isnt a quick 1-3 second small thing like jermas
Jack Wright
>not immediately pressing L to skip 10 seconds the moment you realize there's an intro
get with it user
Aiden Brown
Jackson Wood
>Did low effort video
>youtube picks it up
>All these people now being recommended my half asseed reviews
I think it had something to do with one video getting popular right as that shooting happened that fucked up the search function. Ever since I've been getting like 100 subs a day.
Any general tips on not being a fagot on youtube?
Jackson Gomez
>open up video
>skillshare, tunnelbear, dollar shave club, stoneagegamer, NordVPN ad or an ad for their other channel starts playing
Sebastian Wood
just search up no commentary.
To this day I've never watched etika
David Garcia
What kind of vids do you make? I prefer videos that focus on the content not the presenter. Although I'm sure you'd be more successful doing the opposite.
Landon Gonzalez
Ethan Cox
They're reviews that focus on the content. It's all just clips from the movie or TV show I'm talking about without a single clip of me in it. Maybe it looped around & regular ass reviews are getting popular again? I've been noticing very small upward trends on all my old videos too & those were even WORSE, so I'm thinking of taking them down to redo them. Does this look like youtube is recommending the reviews to people?
Aiden Rogers
>play f2p game
>devs pick youtubers to shill the game
>get picked
>devs give me some free coupons
>no one ever checks my channel even when I give them free shit
Jacob Long
>minute long intro
>"this video is sponsored by fag VPN & dollar share club!"
>Video starts with 15 seconds of silence & then an F-Bomb
>Wacky voices, costumes, & more swearing
>80,000 subscribers
Either making a youtube review channel is the easiest thing in the world & I'm a complete retard, or these people are using bots.
Michael Richardson
>not instead spamming the fuck out of the > key which is less efficient but ultimately way more satisfying.
Robert Fisher
Jose Davis
most based so far
Joseph Lee
>watch bloodborne boss video
>the guy has a huge amount of hp and uses ludwigs overrated blade two handed
>doesn’t dodge or visceral at all, just attacks and is unpunishable due to bloated hp
In what way is this helpful, how many attempts did he make before to record this
Ryan Murphy
>SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON HIT THE BELL TO GET NOTIFIED
Nathaniel Nguyen
>3 years ago
>start YT channel
>remembering how I had to shill myself on reddit
I'm glad that part is over
Matthew Robinson
>want to watch gameplay of a game
>game is specifically for mouse and keyboard
>video is using a controller sucking at things and misclicking
Luis Reed
>BUM BUM
>*CHHHH*
>BUM BUM
>*CHHHH*
>BUM BUM
Blake Bell
>That's when you watch someone else.
Assuming there's something else. Playing a lot of obscure games, you either get one video or you get none.
Gavin Hernandez
>Look up gameplay video
>dubstep intro
>close video
>dislike
>leave rude comment
Brody Foster
you can't do that anymore. They auto ban you from posting videos for a week after creating an account then if they don't like you they'll ban you anyway. I'm so glad they fucked off back to their site after april 1st.
Ayden Harris
D-don't forget to enable the bell notifications!
Cooper Harris
has anyone on Yea Forums actually done well making youtube content? I feel like its pointless now that the search function is broken.
Luis White
hello moldman
Tyler Flores
the retards playing W3 maps on twitch or youtube always kills me inside... how can you be so bad at TD or Hero defense? some play the map like 3-4x and still are fucking bad.
Jayden Thompson
matthewmatosis is a Yea Forumsirgin
Easton Fisher
this is garbage and cancer
Brandon Long
Yeah, most places have some stupid as fuck rules.
The worst part is you have to slowly grind your reputation by getting upvotes and shit like that.
Oliver Brown
some games are more enjoyable as long-plays. xenogears is one I rather watch, for example
Juan Long
>look up walkthrough
>facecam showing bald, fat asshole with bowtie and glasses
>only reads out dialogue lines for females
>in a horrible falsetto
Joseph Gray
anything longer then 5 seconds.
Hunter Young
>Want to look up some gameplay for a game
>explosive diarrhea sounds and autistic screeching
Alexander White
>every single fucking prerelease DMC5 video
Thank god donguri is playing it so I can wash the shit out of my mouth
Alexander Carter
>any video about anything
>youtuber has le epic wrong opinion
>moves back from mic as if to mime speaking to another person present in the room about how wrong they are
Aaron Cruz
That shit where you're trying to look up a simple answer to a simple question and it takes forever to get to the point
>hey what's up everyone! So, this is a video about Pokémon heart gold, and how to clear the save file. Now, I've been getting a lot of question about this, people emailing and whatnot, because it really isn't clear. Maybe you bought the game used, maybe you want to try a nuzlock run, whatever reason, you want to delete the save. So in this video we're going to go over that, and I hope it helps. This also works for soul silver. I don't have a copy of soul silver though, so we're just going to be looking at heart gold. Remember, my channel has new Pokémon tips and tricks every weekday, so be sure to like and subscribe to stay up to date, and leave a comment! I got the topic of this video from the comments, so I'm here for you guys, if there's something you want to know, just holler. Alright, let's get into it then! First, you'll want to make sure you have a save file first-
Eli Baker
>that one dude that's just shit noises with his mouth moving to them
Had me floored desu
Jackson Price
This but I'm looking up TM locations
Nolan Campbell
cope weeb
Nicholas Barnes
>video tries to be cheeky about shilling sponsors
I don't like it when my whores crack jokes about being sluts
Jaxson Miller
i spent like 20 minutes watching sekiro walkthrough videos trying to find a spot where there was an item i couldn't figure out how to get to. then when i finally got to the video where he was at the spot, he's like "there's a miniboss up there who's pretty hard so we're gonna leave and come back later"
fuck off i'm not spending another 30 minutes skimming through these videos. thankfully i figured it out on my own after trying for a few minutes. at least it was a good item not a pellet or a ceramic shard or something.
Austin Russell
I do not know why I'm being recommended Count Faggular videos. Please don't ask.
Ryder Phillips
>Being this dense
You have no right to call anyone a retard
Ryan Allen
That's right, it's the reddit frog.
Michael Thomas
I'm getting PTSD from this. It's so true.
Wyatt Rodriguez
>Youtube video I uploaded like a year ago keeps getting weird ass spikes in views every few hours.
Bruh. Someone explain this.
Brayden Walker
>Come back to account you made when you were a teenager
>One video has 5 million hits
Zachary Nguyen
What's your video?
Austin Kelly
Jaxon Watson
>Turn volume on computer off before opening the video
>Watch gameplay footage without cringey commentary laced with fake enthusiasm
>Dislike video after watching
There.
Kevin Perry
Have a two or three seconds intro if you must. But you can have a longer outro. I think that’s the best way
Sebastian Gray
>watch PAYDAY 2 vr video because I'm too poor to have one myself and I want to see what it's like
>every video is with people who have never touched the game before
I just want to see what some XXV-100 player has to say about this, is that so hard?
Tyler Stewart
>Open video
>1 minute+ ad shilling their new sponsor which is a mobile shit game that they've never played with buzzwords read off a script
Jonathan Morgan
>Video is quiet
>Intro is blazing loud
Ethan Gutierrez
>thumbnail is the YouTuber with their eyes wide and mouth agape in shock
Gabriel Price
Andrew Moore
I don't mind their shilling because you have to make do somehow but they HAVE to make it at least 1 minute because phone game publishers are retarded and have a huge list of demands on how your shilling should look like.
This dude provies some examples youtu.be
Samuel Jackson
>video starts
>any facecam at all
>instantly close the video
99% of the time you're sitting there staring slackjawed at a screen, the reactions aren't worth it.
Cooper Ramirez
>open video
>HEY WHAT IS UP GUYS PUSSYSLAYERXX420 HERE
>Do you wanna join my giftcard giveaway? Make sure to smash the like button, subscribe and comment to enter!
>Now look guys I am so happy for your support, this channel is really blowing up and its amazing
>By the way I've released some new merch, check it out in the description below
>You can also check out my patreon too to get exclusive features, thank you for the support
>This video is sponsored by Crunchyroll, where you can watch your favorite anime like My Hero Academia - I've used it for years and you can get a trail with code PUSSYSLAYER
>Anyways guys, Todd Howard just said he's gay, exciting news
>Thanks for watching, and make sure to subscribe and turn on notifications so you can keep up to date with my content! Bye!
Matthew Long
Youtubers get 1 ad by default, and after 10 minutes, they get another ad. Youtube also monitors how profitable their channel is based on when people stopped watching. If everybody quit watching 4 minutes in, they'd get less money.
Pewds was giving an FU to google by making all of his vids exactly 10:01 long for a while.
David White
sensei best girl
Aaron Davis
>open video
>banter is great
>austin ruins it all again
Elijah Rodriguez
>puts face on thumbnail of every video
I hate face cams. Only a few I tolerate, but that’s because those people never used a face cam previously and only do it from time to time
Anthony Turner
>open video
>thick hillbilly accent, guy is spitting fries and burger pieces when he opens his mouth
>finish video out of patriotic duty
Kevin Cox
Benjamin Evans
>open video
>congested goblin voice starts doing trump impressions
Carter Reed
Based as fuck
Mason Nelson
They still do that?
Jason Bell
>make a no commentary gameplay walkthroughs channel
>no one is watching it
Austin Hill
suck a dick, Zach!
Please revive Sleepycast
Jayden Carter
KEK
Xavier Cooper
>wrote three video scripts discussing topics I'm interested in
>remember I hate the vast majority of the YouTube video watching community.
Mason Clark
>YouTube video
>Thumbnail is a cartoon version of the creator posed like pic related
Connor Gutierrez
>watching video
>player pauses to thank subscribers.
Robert Bennett
>look up how to get a secret item
>guy needs 6+ minutes to get to the point
Camden Foster
Ryan is shit now, too.
Matthew Campbell
>Watch streamer
>Random dude in chat asks question
>Reply with a your mom joke
>"My mom's dead"
I just wanted to have fun with a stranger
Aiden Smith
>british voice
Lucas Johnson
>watch a hidden gems video
>guy was just talking about the games he felt underrated. Mostly gay indie shit for consoles but he would share a title or two that I found interesting
>channel starts growing
>the guy upgrades to new production gear for his YT channel
>Has a unnecessary intro now in every video
>also keeps saying "thanks for my new subs and please subscribe, join muh discord, patreon, etc. In every video
>dyes hair
>his reccs are becoming more shit. Literally tells me to buy this shit because muh rare indie limited print garbage that looks nothing remotely unique or interesting
Collectorfags should all be gassed. Having no standards and buying garbage because muh rare prints. Fucking disgusting.
Joseph Wilson
Wouldn't be the same without Stamper and Niall.
Gavin Lee
Kikoskia?
Ryder Barnes
>Zach and Jon casually talking about insurgents getting blown up and forsaking their god
>Linkara getting beaten by a trump rally
Camden Garcia
>It's an 'Austin tryhards his ass off alone while the others actually entertain the viewers' episode
>It's an 'Austin makes a joke about being a degenerate' episode
>It's an 'Austin calls his detractors immature despite being unable to even cook for himself' episode
>It's an 'Austin gets mad when he loses' episode
Why do they keep him around?
Jordan Gray
That's the equivalent of this
>I pm'd you the link.
Or
>Nvm I fixed it.
The worst is having to rely on old GameFAQS and their poor descriptions.
>mfw
Noah Brooks
W-we can still save them! Hide Stamper in an actual cabin, give him lots of food, drawing sets and a microphone and we'll make it happen all over again!
Its gonna be great!
Levi Johnson
Nolan Perry
Shouldn't have been an asshole then :^)
Nicholas Morales
Any intro, just don't do one.
If you HAVE to do one make it a 3 second jingle
Julian Jackson
>start youtube video
>with the reflexes of a ninja immediately jump ahead to 0:30-1:00 no matter what the video is, every time
Adapt.
Jackson Hill
>Well, my idea for a intro is a 10-15 second (not always in this range, never longer than 15)
When I see this I immediately skip to 0:30-1:00 ahead. Then if I don't hear them talking about what the title is about I skip another minute.
Brayden Fisher
Why do I keep getting shitty Thanos memes? I don't like memes nor did I watch Infinity War.
Tyler Davis
Leo Hill
fucking hell this. i'm playing warframe and every yt guide has a 10+ second dubstep/electro opening with a custom logo. imagine being so fucking delusional that you need to dab on viewers with your logo when they will never visit your channel ever again or remember its name.
Isaiah Thomas
>full minute of shilling their sponsor at the start and end of the video
>5 minute into where they blog about their boring life
>3 minutes of gameplay
>like rate subscribe
Kayden Campbell
Worst thing in the thread.
Caleb Garcia
>watch gameplay video
>girl is playing
>she's just whispering
I was legit confused. What was the point?
Charles Gutierrez
I dont know how to feel
Easton Foster
I need more of this autistic screeching
I always lose my shit to those kind of videos
Angel Cox
You would love sleepycast
John Morales
With the way YouTube works you basically need to sell your soul to make any money on it unless you're PewDiePie
Grayson Butler
>open video game review
>hey hey people, seth here
>close video
>make a thread on Yea Forums
Andrew Kelly
hmmm
Joshua Torres
Oliver Rivera
It's another word for walkthrough.
Daniel Gutierrez
>look up a gameplay video
>the first five minutes is only the title screen, with a dude explaining the history of the franchise and how he got introduced to it
Jesus christ, stop pretending like you're some kind of a "journalist"
Parker Sanders
Logan Russell
>Value Select
good taste
Charles Jenkins
>look up literally any game on jewtube
>get "X - All bosses" as the first result
Ayden Perez
Grayson Campbell
>struggle with boss
>youtube video:
>"So, just use this item you saved from level 1 I mentioned in an earlier video and you'll have no problems*