How is it possible that things are so much better with just Chewie and Fuckface, without Matt holding them down?

The DMC5 LP hurts me for how just painfully slow Woolie is at everything and how he just cannot comprehend 3D space.

Does he literally have a learning disability?

So, I recently saw this show on Netflix..

What does Faust get in trickster though?

IT'S A GUN

He doesn't play 3D games much, at all. All of his life he spends practicing 2D fighting games.

Woolie literally doesn't know his left from his right.

He literally didn't learn the difference between his left and his right until he was an adult

He's also literally illiterate.
Yet he is still smarter than Gully-Gully.Fartgas boy

i miss woolie lore

>listening to ep 002 of the podcast

i thought those days would never end

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yikes
what brought that on?

someone donated(or subbed) and asked if he could say "Trans Rights" nothing more nothing less

To be fair, his mind melted from Devil Sword Dante

It's a day late since one of them was at Magfest.

That's not so bad. Man, people will bitch about anything.

>the podcast today
wut
It isn't up on the libsyn

check the twitch page

>so much better

Nah. A two people podcast is boring as fuck actually.
They need more people.

The guy who donated only pointed out that it was recently a trans awareness holiday, Pat was the one who went on about how trans rights are human rights and how anyone who thought he was joking because it was April fools can go fuck themselves

I'm glad they're putting videos up together every now and then but man I kinda wish they played Sekiro together
>Pat's first vid is 8 hours long
>Woolie's first vid is 57 minutes but he skips around a lot and his solo commentary isn't the most entertaining

>only girl I ever want to hear talking about video games
>never comes on
Where the fuck is Pitch?

that's disgusting. trannies are all terrible people and their supporters are scumbags.

Pat's a big fan of SphereHunter

It's a compliance check. Trannies will ask random e-celebs/companies to affirm their allegiance to trannyhood in some way and if they refuse to engage in this pointless task they raise a big fucking stink about it.

Wha....since when?

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>Pats mental breakdown about the number going down
Faust is not good for their brains

what did they say of them?

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If there's one thing Pat loves more than destroying his own body with energy drinks it's Resident Evil. He really likes SphereHunter's RE retrospectives

Damn that's so petty. Why do so many of these people nowadays constantly search for people hate?

>Has perfect ginger mustard godqueen
>liking Sue's stuff
>possible if pat and woolie start having guests on they can easily get Sue
>meanwhile Matt is trapped in a controlling marriage wanting to fuck Hitomi so bad.

I feel the darkest arc in the Best Friends saga is still yet to come.

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I mean Sue would definitely be an improvement over the last tranny they had on the podcast.

I think Matt will hit rock fucking bottom and tap, or try and tap, Hitomi with or without his wife's permission. He doesn't give a fuck if he loses everything in the divorce, and will go broke if it means he got to be him again for just one night.

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Trannies are all hateful scumbags, it's why they're trannies. Trannyism isn't a legitimate lifestyle.

>Wife: OHMAIGAWD IS TAHT HITOMI, MATTYPOOS?! IMMA SAY HELLO!
>Matt: Oh you really don't need t-
>Wife: HITOMI HAIIIII THERE, I'M MRS MCMUSCLE, MATT GOES ON NOTSTOP ABOUT YOU!

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Nah, only the ones that try to be a part of some kind of "community".
The one that I know mostly just plays warthunder and flies helicopters

I could swear my mom had this exact same interaction with my 5th grade crush

honestly the reason that the 'say trans rights' have gotten so goddamn annoying with their ubiquity is the people against it.
just don't shit on the existence of trannies, eventually most of em'll either get tired of the 'wow we're part of a super special club' along with the constant tribalism, or they'll end up as part of the 40%. bing bam boom

They're a terrible, spiteful and hateful person even if you can't see it. All trannies are. Good people who are into gay stuff become gay crossdressing twinks. Only genuinely awful people fall for the tranny meme because it's an inherently hateful and destructive cult.

thank god social media didnt exist when i was young, christ.

>Break up the channel forcing two of his former friends out of a job
>Opens a Patreon two months after that

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The tale of the missing bad dragons.

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Idk I know them pretty well.
Maybe you just need to go on /pol/ less?

As someone who listened to the SBFC regularly, I tried listening to SCB but couldn't get into it, from what episode on did they hit their stride?

Woolie going on about the Catherine shit and both of them completely not understanding Kanji or Naoto was pretty retarded but a bunch of people mocked them for it so whatever.

Matt used them, didn't he? After his wife already used them without him.

Pat is worse

"I don't understand"

The only thing that makes them bearable when you hear them talk about trans shit or whatever is that they also don't have the same anti-sex agenda that SJWs do.

christ, it's things like these that make them retreat farther into their fucking communities
you scream at them and then condemn them for screaming back

Anytime they talk about Persona they come off as people who didn't actually play Persona

He has now spent years playing 3d games. It became his job. This excuse doesn't hold much water anymore.

its the only vidya podcast i listen anymore since giant bomb started going full sjw.

Damn. You're really mad about things you shouldn't care about.

whenever they talk about things they experienced in the past, they remember how they felt and confuse it for facts
really salts my briskets

Well we know that Woolie can't read and Pat is barely any better.

>That ungodly amount of blood to hide is fat, corpulent form.

Al I ever want out of life is pat stream bods but without him spending the first hour talking to chat or interrupting himself every four minutes to go “ thanks xxxgaylemon69 for the subscription”

Like who the fuck even cares about if he reads your voice or not you fuckin retards.

>it's a Woolie talks about JoJo episode
>it's a Woolie talks about AoT episode
>it's a Woolie talks about a movie episode
>it's a Woolie talks about popular Netflix series episode

I'm detecting a pattern here.

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they're tolerable if you have no idea what happens in the source material
if you do though, it's maddening

What did Pat mean by this?

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I haven't listened to CSB past the first two episodes. The highlights they throw up aren't even that entertaining.

Reggie should be the new third man. He's proven to be entertaining, but more importantly knowledgeable. He'd balance out Woolie and Pat's penchant for just saying wrong shit.

Minh is great in small bursts because he's just so unaware. Him, Paige, Plague, and Volta are a fine revolving cast. I'm sure CSB will get guest episodes as well, probably with their friends like Austin, 2Snacks, Brennan, and Eyepatch Wolf.

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I always die a little inside whenever Pat talks about Monster Hunter.

They suck. It's now apparent I was only listening out of habit. They are all as bad as each other

>possible if pat and woolie start having guests on they can easily get Sue
Should be really easy too, aren't they already friends of a friend with Sue through Clemps

Pat is like Karl all on his own if Karl was as vociferous on everything as he is about his next door neighbor putting out the bins two days early and attracting rodents. youtu.be/Xw2bTpyHGCE?t=1036

I found SH's DMC2 video via recommendation before I knew any of the trans stuff or saw any Yea Forums shitposts threads about the channel. It's legitimately the most complete piece of discussion on that game I've seen and even taught me some stuff about the pre-Itsuno dev cycle I didn't know.

You really can't get worse than that one trans guest they had with the awful voice.

if they added a third member who should it be?

Why did Woolie need a bunch of dildos

Oh god
remember when its voice cracked and it sounded more manly than Liam?

Billy

depending on the time, either gun to your head or the intro to woolievs, i imagine

Someone who speaks English properly and not one of Woolie's day laborers.

Well...I mean...supposedly he and his girl have been open in the past and maybe they like they get kanky.

>still smarter than Gully-Gully.Fartgas boy
The FFX playthrough showed that Matt literally couldn't understand simple addition of two distinct values.

Plague

Ok user, dildo to your asshole what do you choose, Half Life 3 gets officially announced and finished as a PC exclusive or the death of Sony games

Bunnyhop.

Reggie. Minh on a lengthy podcast would move from funny to grating really fast, Plague is way too far to be a consistent guest, and IIRC Paige isn't interested in being a full-time part of their stuff or something like that.

>Brings in the furry audience

You sure you want that?

Paige or Plague

>they memed him so fucking hard superbunnyhop blackface was on the top of goggle autofill
>he's had a noticeable dip of subscribers before when they started UNSUBSCRIBE FROM SUPERBUNNYHOP CHANNEL

I FINALLY gave up on Giantbomb for good just before last years GOTY. Looking back I can't understand how I stuck with them for for long. Utter dog shit.

i don't particularly care about either
rather have hl3 finished because eventually sony can probably come back from their new neo-puritan phase

Better than the tranny audience.

>Better than the tranny audience.

It really isn't.

I don't know if I want Eyepatch Wolf to show up on CSB. I've been listening to his actual podcast that he mentions at the end of his videos for a few months now and it's so weird hearing that side of him. He's still cool but he's got such weird and sometimes shitty opinions on things that aren't shonen.

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Nigga, Plague makes my dick so fucking hard with the art he draws I don't give a shit

examples?

Nothing really important. Just referencing events that they talked about or were around for. Also, Matt’s game, The Takeover was at Pax so they talked about that too.

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what sort of opinions? I only watch his videos

Furries are capable of not talking about their sexual shit sometimes. Trannies literally cannot shut the fuck up about themselves and their daily struggle of maintaining their dick wound.

Subs dipped because his quality dipped.

the only reason he doesn't call himself a furry i imagine is because he vehemently hates any 'fanbase' with a passion
generally furries are drawn to wholehearted acceptance, which plague is not wont to give people

The podcast is fine until they start talking about Persona.

The last two podcast were pretty good.

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He was great when he showed up on SBF one time but I still love the fact that his entire channel is based on him being assmad that Woolie and Pat shit talked HunterxHunter

>podcast is a day late because of fighting games
God dammit Woolie

Oh you mean his new bi-yearly podcast? I remember that.

Who is Reggie? He was pretty cool in Woolie's Jet Set LP.

>went from video essays and real journalism to Japanese vacation photos
what went wrong?

Reggie can barely fucking speak English, doesn't know anything that isn't fighting games, and has the charisma of a rock. I'd rather hear Pat talk about his stupid fucking cat than deal with Reggie, a guy who is somehow managing to kill a W101 playthrough.

>they got Zubaz put into a bunch of games
>Pat basically saved Warframe and its developer
>Telltale Batmans later episodes had options and scenarios written based on jokes Woolie and Matt made
They had a strangely large influence on a bunch of shit over the years and pretty much saved or launched a bunch of youtube "careers" other than their own

Where the fuck is the new episode? I remember Woolie mentioning it a couple podcasts ago but then it never came out. I suppose that's in keeping with the show's theme, though.

I love hearing about their dumb failed ideas. That one with Plague's book attempt reminded me of my own teenage world building bullshit.

>see Woolies twitter, retweeting stuff from fans happy to have met him over the weekend
>those same fans also happy to have met Matt who was at the same event
>conspicuous absence of any pictures of Woolie and Matt together, like not a single one
So Matt finally burned that bridge after Woolie refused to take sides huh

source on the Batman things?

I went from enjoying the occasional Pat stream last year to hating it all with a passion this year. I find streaming """culture""" to be sickening. I would have more respect for Pat if he went back to bagging groceries.

It physically hurts me every time they bring up Persona, they both act like experts and then go on wild tangents that prove they either completely misunderstood what they were talking about or they're being willfully ignorant. I still can't get over that Kanji and Naoto discussion, it made me want to wretch. I'm glad almost everyone around them called them out on it and hearing Woolie being super salty about it a few podcasts later was kind of worth it.

I'm sure there's considerable overlap.

It mostly blurs together because it's mostly a buffer podcast for when I'm waiting on my weeklies but it's mostly when they talk movies and TV and things like that and every other episode he says something so off-kilter and sometimes even the other two on the podcast don't agree with him. None come to mind but he comes off so very differently there than in his videos; he's much quicker to speak and has such an odd sense of humor.

I don't like him less because of it but I've never seen such a difference. His videos have such methodical and slow delivery that gets to the point of why he likes an anime. Also the other two vary wildly in their agreeableness. The girl will talk about how much she cares about playing a role in every game she plays and how she never replays games and I think she's full of shit but then she'll say something I'll completely agree with 30 minutes later. I don't know why I listen to it other than so I have something to listen to going to and from work or doing laundry.

>that picture of Woolie next to the tranny with the black eye

Based Darlington putting his training to good use.

matt probably too busy snorting cocaine

Just recently Woolie was at PAX and apparently some ex-Telltale employee confirmed it to him. There's a [Grapple Away] prompt in a late episode because of a joke Woolie and Matt made LPing episode 1.

since he saw her vids on pornhub.

I wonder if Pat will stream Matt's game

Their influence is really weird considering I don't think they even hit 800k subs on the main channel at their peak. They were talking recently about how their sub-Reddit is apparently one of the first results if you search for a place to discuss DMC.

If I were him I'd stream Streets of Rage 4 instead, on the day Matt's game comes out if possible.