Thoughts?

Does red imply that green and black can be broken?

yea but it can be turned into a forest

Black because I'm a loner who wants to just fuck off and turn invisible

Why is the Green staff so OP?

>create a legendary indestructible forest

the forest would maintain the unbreakable property because >anything

Not if you light the green staff on fire or summon a demon that steals it first nigga

>can turn anything into a forest
A N Y T H I N G , you say?

Black staff. Use the invisibility to steal things and creep on people

black staff is really shitty tbqh

ill just turn it into a forest before its used

an unbreakable forest

Black staff since i don't really want to fight.
With Red staff i will be able to fight a lot, but at one point i will be killed for this staff.

A challenger approaches

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full of demons and on fire

*lights u on fire*

2 slow

Behold, the unbreakable forest, when the heat death of the universe occurs, the forest will remain.

>can turn ANYTHING into a forest
You fucked up. You meant to say terrain, but it's too late now. Green Staff easily takes it.

>can turn anything into a forest
so you just turn every enemy into a forest and win
not to mention all the furry girls you can fuck with the mind control

>pick black staff
>teleport inside them to instagib them

the demons and fire are now more forest

*heals xerself*
*turns you and your fag staff into a forest*

YGGDRASIL

So if I get enough of the red staves and tape them all over my body...i'll have the best armor in existence?

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Green and Black are pretty overpowered.
What's the limit on Green's third skill?
Just turn your enemies brain/heart/eyes into a small forest, bro.

*sticks my wood in ur dilation hole*

>turns staff into forest
>pants multiple trees green and black and red
>able to create have any staff I want now, thanks to your foolish mistake

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>get green staff
>mind control women to fuck you

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Black, then turn the game into modded +18 RPG.

>ANYTHING
yea thats a yikes from me

>he needs a staff for that

your paint is a forest, my mistake is also a forest.

Real shit if it were real life i'd pick the black staff and stay invisible 24/7 and just watch people
That's my plan for when I die to. I'm going to roam the earth as a spirit and watch niggas and just float around.

if were talking about real life then the black staff.

i dont really need offensive capabilities in real life, but teleporting and being invisible would probably be the most useful shit. you could steal so much shit and always have an alibi

>be out in public with people who will confirm you were there
>go to the bathroom
>pull out black staff
>become invisible
>teleport into bank vault
>take money
>teleport to a secret storage location in a country that you dont live in
>store cash
>teleport back to bathroom
>perfect crime, done in five minutes
>you have an alibi
>theres no way to link the money back to you if its somehow found
>theres no way to prove that you took it
>they dont even know how you got in

>teleport anywhere
>be invisible

there's so much shit you can do with just one of those, you're fucking insane if you don't want the black staff

>giving me MORE staffs
You fool

i waited for a bus today for 45 minutes and had nothing to do other than watch people. it gets boring after 20 minutes.

Green staff, cuz any other weapon can take life, none make it. Can take or leave mind control

>Humans are biologically animals.
>Turn ANYTHING into a forest is a broken as fuck offensive ability. I can turn those pesky demons from hell into trees.
>I can also turn the red staff into an unbreakable hell forest, but thats another deal entirely.

they're just fucking lines you retards
you're being tricked

>it is boring to me therefore boring to everyone else

>the only one with actually practical real life uses
>shitty
ok enjoy your useless demon horde and flamethrower or your army of squirrels, im sure theyll come in handy with all of the rpg bosses you fight on a regular basis.

well Yea Forums?

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you dont understand what anything means?

>turn those pesky demons from hell into trees.
You are small time.
>turns the entire universe into a forest

Black staff. Becoming invisible and teleporting has much more practical use than either of the other staffs

>not teleporting into sleeping girls rooms and fucking them while invisible or at least covering their faces with your ectoplasm
What a gay nigga.

Black staff, I can just warp to work and then back home and be a lazy fuck

>Pick black staff
>Gets to skip traffc to go to work or back home, or anywhere really in an instant
>Get to travel the world for free

>Pick green staff
>Can heal people for money
>Can make forests and sell wood or fruits for money

It's a pretty hard choice, but I guess I'll pick the green one.

>can turn anything into a forest
youtube.com/watch?v=lEI0Oizktgc

What do the blue and white staffs do? What about color combination staffs like a black/red staff?

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This. You can take vacations anywhere you please, without paying for plane tickets or hotels

woah
naruto

>Not picking red staff so you can fuck demons

>multiclassing/mixing in any way or form
Completely and utterly gay to the highest extent.

this is the show where everyone is just a pawn to the gods right?

>turn existence into a forest
>nothing exists anymore

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>Not using the black/blue/white staff to completely prevent your opponent from doing anything

>humans are animals
>picking any color other than green
ISHYGDDT

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Too late nigga you just teleported into my forest

utterly
gay

Why would you want to fuck a human when you can fuck an animal
idiot

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Pick green, Terraform and Settle Mars. Nothing can stop me since I can turn A N Y T H I N G into forest. Plus, Im immortal.

Black is nice too but teleporting isnt that great

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Green and use it to mind control everyone I meet and become master of humanity. Humans are animals. Anyone who opposes me gets turned into a forest

>Green staff
>cut off leg from chicken
>heal chicken
>unlimited meat
>unlimited energy from trees
>unlimited resources in general
>can mind control animals
>can mind control humans (humans are an animal)
>can terraform other planets with ease

Why would anyone pick anything else?

>Terraform and Settle Mars
Green staff creates trees, it doesn't alter the atmosphere

>teleporting isnt that great
are you retarded of course it is

You can't turn me into a forest if you don't know where I am.

Or just use the green staff to mind control people into paying for your vacations

dumbest post ITT

With black staff are we talking d4c levels of teleportation or does it have a limited range?

Also, you still need to build rocketships to travel to other planets. With the black staff I can go to any planet in an instant

>You can't turn me into a forest if you don't know where I am.
Yeah I can. You fall under "anything", so the green staff can turn you into a forest. Doesn't matter where you are, who you are, if you even exist at the current moment or if you're in the past or something. Doesn't matter. You're a forest.

except the forest

What house do you choose to join guys

Boros chad's wwa

>turns a light year into a small forest
you people just dont get it, do you

>it only creates trees
>implying mars full of fucking TREES wouldnt turn that atmosphere into something more habitable.
Sure, first trees will die but that will create soil suitable for even more trees.

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Black Staff actually has a use in the real world

*teleports to another dimension*
your move

God I wish forest with no real offensive capabilities was real.

>pick black staff
>teleport to the past before I chose the staves
>choose another one and repeat
>get 99999 red staves and cover myself with them like armor
>wield the green staff in one hand to control mortal minds and reshape reality
>wield the black in the other to move and exist at will
>control all of humanity with an iron fist
>create forest lair and dare the world's greatest heroes to challenge my rule
I AM A GOD
HOW CAN YOU KILL A GOD?

having the most tame abilities of the three =/= being the most useful in the real world

>go into lava, radiation or cold filled hellhole
Good on you, relying on those pesky scientist trying to dictate which planets are safe and which are not from light years away.

TLDR: Enjoy getting blasted with cosmic cancer

*turns dimension into a forest*
You're 10,000 years too early to challenge me, kid...
*turns black staff into a forest*
Heh... Nothing personnel.

what if he turns the other dimension into a forest

>pick green
>turn two red and black users into forests
>grab all three staves and turn them and myself into a giant forest
>become a giant indestructible, teleporting forest full of demon animals
>terrorize innocent planets for the rest of time

>A N Y W H E R E
>N
>Y
>W
>H
>E
>R
>E

Il teleport to utopia where cancer is cured, vidya is free and my waifu is my gf

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You can't turn other dimensions into forests, that would collapse reality

>not picking red staff because of it's good offensive abilities as well as the ability to summon demon minions that you can suck the cocks of

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Japanese teenagers do it all the time

>Start transforming physical constants that rule the universe into trees
The absolute madman doesnt give a fuck

Green Staff, and move to California. I'll restore burned forests AND reduce the homeless population at the same time.

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ok, but hear me out here;
what if we turned the collapse of reality into a forest

theres no reality anymore
there is only F O R E S T

>You cant turn other dimensions into forest

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reality can't be collapsed if it's a forest

>Demon cocks

You realize succu with bagina count as demons right

Oh, I'm sorry, does the dimension you're in not exist? Because unless it doesn't exist, it must be part of "anything". Anything can be turned into a forest by the green staff. Either you lose, or you don't exist... Better luck next time, kid...

I'll take the teleport for QoL

Selesnya; I like nature but Gruul is too violent for me.

this is bullshit I'm fixing this broken ass game

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I take the black staff, and teleport to a universe where the black staff has the power of all the staves and has an aura of immunity to being turned into a forest

GG greeniggers

greens staff
use it to turn every other staff and their users, or heck, literally everyone into a forest

GG EZ

White turns you into a strong beautiful woman of color.
Blue can be shoved up your ass.

I don't want bagina, I want dikk

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sleep tight wolfer

that universe is just a huge forest

black staff is the obvious choice, not even close
>invisibly assassinate political figures and instantly teleport away
>spy on celebrities in their homes and sell info to tabloids
>spy on politicians and create a Blackmail empire
>want some Sushi? Teleport into a world class restaurant and steal a plate on its way out then teleport to a pristine lake untouched by civilization and eat a world class meal in a dream locale
But yeah, tell me again about the forests. Fucking treehuggers.

Bl*ckfag cope
Pic related it's your version of the game now LOL

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I take the green staff and turn myself into a forest because fuck you I'm a forest now.

>biome
>A biome /ˈbaJoʊm/ is a community of plants and animals that have common characteristics for the environment they exist in. They can be found over a range of continents. Biomes are distinct biological communities that have formed in response to a shared physical climate.[1][2] "Biome" is a broader term than "habitat"; any biome can comprise a variety of habitats.
>While a biome can cover large areas, a microbiome is a mix of organisms that coexist in a defined space on a much smaller scale. For example, the human microbiome is the collection of bacteria, viruses, and other microorganisms that are present on or in a human body.[3]
>A 'biota' is the total collection of organisms of a geographic region or a time period, from local geographic scales and instantaneous temporal scales all the way up to whole-planet and whole-timescale spatiotemporal scales. The biotas of the Earth make up the biosphere.
Everything is a biome, check mate

>anyone who picks this staff is a huge faggot
Is that suppose to be a nerf
seems like a buff

fuck you I nerfed your shitty staff you can't do shit

Your nerf is a forest

its not boring if you can do all kinds of shit they dont want you to do
you could just punch people and they couldnt do shit

The green staff's mind control can get you all of that without having to sneak around or kill people

I wish I could like this.

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I wonder if the government would do anything after a while, like they go through footage and stuff to look for that and if you get their attention by accident enough they try to eliminate you

just dont do it every day
yeah I could imagine people coming around with infrared they could find you and fuck you up

Green staff only works on animals
>b-but humans ARE animals
You know what OP meant. If he wanted you to be able to control People then he would have said "all living things"

Good luck taking over the world with your monkey army

>Pick black staff
>Steal other staffs to use

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is everyone retarded? Fucking black staff is OP.

I choose this staff

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>April, Year of our Lord 2019
>frogposting

>turns the concept of invisibility into a forest
You were saying?

>the black staff is the one that turns the user invisible

nice casual racism, bigot.

>pick black staff
>it suddenly turns into a forest
OH NONONO I NEED MY STAFF NOOOOOOOOOO

Green staff
Live long and get all the exotic actually existing pussy

You still need an Ozone layer there, it will take you an entire lifetime just to do that

Go suck a hot pocket jannie

>Red Staff summons a teleporting hunter-killer demon that senses you based on your fear and tracks you down with singular purpose for the rest of your life.
have fun.

There's no black staff, only forest.

see the balance patch

I use green staff and turn the concept of time into forest.

These guys have the right idea:

gae

quick addendum on the red staff. it summons demons, it doesn't control them.
now if only there was an already omnipotent staff with the ability to alter reality itself, that could also mind control

Hurr durr, can a forest teleport my dick invisibly into a girls ass? Didn't think so

>Somebody causing trouble? Turn 'em into a forest.
Why did this one line fuck my sides into orbit

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Did I draw attention to myself somehow or are all Red Staff owners just spiteful assholes?

seek help

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why is everyone saying this am i actually the
retarded one

help is just a forest bro

Why would I want girl ass when I can have forest

>If he wanted you to be able to control People then he would have said "all living things"

clearly the distinction was made so that you couldn't control living, non-animal organisms such as bacteria and viruses. humans are clearly animals in every sense of the definition, and to think otherwise is ignorant egocentric narcissism.

no, it can't
good thing your black staff is a forest

sleep tight wolfer

what is a forest going to help with with personally in your remaining life span?

>or are all Red Staff owners just spiteful assholes?
they summon demons, so probably. still, not taking into account the powers of antagonistic parties in possession of the other staves is foolish.

what if I turned every grain of sand AND dirt into forests

can someone explain the joke

Firestaff seems like it’d backfire really easy if you summon demons and they don’t like you. They could just kill you and make more demons. Green is probably the best choice and black isn’t that useful, you could use it for instant shipping? But not enough of the universe is known that would make teleporting worth it unless you can teleport through time

who cares? you have many forests.

Anything.
And that anything can be a forest.

Have sex

YOU CAN'T TURN ANYTHING INTO A FOREST

NOTHING IS A FOREST

FORESTS DON'T EXIST

have basic human decency you fucking zoophile.

this

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no one said the staffs existed simultaneously, nobody can turn the black staff into a forest if only the black staff exists.

>unbreakable fire

well we're fucked

>you can't turn anything into a forest
anything is part of 'everything', therefore it can be turned into a forest
>nothing is a forest
this is correct, 'nothing' is now a forest
>forests don't exist
false

but at the moment where you pick, at least the staves exist nigger. that is until anyone makes a choice to pick the green staff,

>forest with no real offensive capabilities

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if only one staff existed there would be no choice between the three. it's safe to infer that if one exists in the universe, they all exist.

Imagine how fat you'll get relying on the black staff's teleportation gimmick

and no one said they didn't
Checkmate, retard.

Red staff so I can summon more demons for me to kill

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>implying I'd ever fuck anything
Be the better man
Have sex

>false
prove it

I pick the green staff, and retroactively turn the other staves into forests in all universes in existence. You now have no choice but the green staff

No one said they don't

black staff so i can teleport in and take the other two staffs BITCH

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With the black staff I am literally unspoted all the time while being able to go anywhere. I can use it to secretly steal the green and red staff and therefore have all the staff.

Black Staff all the way. The most practical, being invisible and teleport anywhere is too good

>no offensive capabilities
A certain eldritch Outer God would like to have a word with you about teleportation.

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>hears you coming

Black staff for practical uses. You could spend the rest of your life exploring new places and never look back. You can eat breakfast in the US, explore Tokyo in the morning, have lunch in France and go enjoy the nature in Alaska.

You are forgetting the concept of time. You can go anywhere at any time instantly. That is the downside of the green staff.

black staff mind

>not using the Staff's teleportation magic to go on epic backpacking trips around the world with a built in get-out-of-jail-free card
>not freeclimbing every mountain in the world and using the staff's teleportation magic to warp to safety if you fall
Apply yourself

>Pick black staff
>Live in high altitude area
>Teleport to sea level
>Lungs immediately collapse

Just reply "Based" its the same as liking a post

>take green staff
>turn small things in a forest
>end up expanding the size of the planet, thereby solving future overpopulation AND food problems

The description says it can turn anything into a forest, its pretty much as broken as a jojo stand

>what is infrared
>what are ears

Green Staff
>Fucks up reality by turning virtually anything into a forest
Black Staff
>Can go to any alternate universe of your tailoring, probably can time travel too
Red Staff
>Absolute garbage since the staff is the only thing that is indestructible

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>turn anything into a forest
It will be like that Captain Planet thing with Don Cheadle

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>green staff
>personal army of niggers
Sup, Yea Forums

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What constitutes a wound? Could I hit someone and heal their autism?
All three staffs are good. Probably use the third to get a demon waifu tho

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They're invisible
Teleportation doesn't make sound

Green staff so I can heal all of my pals

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Black staff doesn't turn invisible with you so everyone can still know where you are.
Summon demons from hell, doesn't mean you can control them

Not if you hide the black staff inside yourself

>Turn everything into a forest
>Turn nothing into a forest
>Because nothing is a forest, the forest no longer exist
Fuck you brainlet

black staff. It is more useful for someone like me who doesnt get into fights. Invisibility and Teleportation would allow me to improve my life without causing physical harm to others.
Actually wait, are the healing properties of green so good I can heal mortality, and live forever?

The red staff doesnt even specify if i can control the demons. They might as well kill me the instant i summon them.

Also i transform hell into a forest.

>what is a keister

Black staff if I can't fuck demons

If black staff can teleport 'anywhere', would it be able to take you to places that don't even exist yet? Say, you could teleport to an ideal world/heaven?

If I summon demons would they be willing to cum in my butt?

You could turn all of demonkind into forests, so the red staff would either summon nothing (because demons are now classified as forests) or it'd summon forests that used to be demons.

Hahahahahahaha just teleport nigga lmao

Green staff op.
Oh enemy. Better TURN HIM INTO A MOTHERFUCKING FOREST!

I just turned fire into forest bitch.
I turn fucking air into forest.
I fucking turn FOREST INTO FORRST

I heard you like forests so I put forest in your forest so you can...

Turn forest into forest.

Imagine blame megastructure. But made of forests instead.

Choose?

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Pfft.
>Turn space between planets into forest.
>walk there.

Nerd, but only if it's a she, and only if she has a hyper futa cock

Look at those plebs, not choosing izzet.
Izzet student got asked to make some time for studying. And he literally made time.

>black staff
>turn invisible
>teleport behind gay animal fucker green staff wielder
>touch him and teleport to the fucking air 2km high
>whisper in his ear "nothing personal kid... hmpf"
>teleport to the ground
>do the same for the red staff guy
It's not even a fair fight

Black and telefrag niggas

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Sleep tight wolfer

Green staff.

>Can mind control animals.
>Humanity is just another animal.

Curse of Solitude and become necromancer king

The green staff man can turn the air into trees amd walk down, he can bend reality itself into a forest. The red staff retard gets to summon demons that laugh at his impending death.

Question, when I teleport into solid matter do I displace it or does it displace me?

>The red staff retard gets to summon demons that laugh at his impending death.
user the demons are forest
All the demons are forest
Yes that includes the ones not summoned yet

Nerd if I can romance

>Red Staff summons a teleporting hunter-killer demo..forest that senses you based on your fear and tracks you down with singular purpose for the rest of your life.
>have fun.
Have a forest.

If you turn the air to forest you will just fall with your beloved trees it will not save you user

Green so I can mind control horses and dolphins

>turns the concept of gravity into a forest
Nothing personel, kiddo

Yes.
Mind control girl.
Have her do all the work.
Turn her into forest afterwards.

black staff. why is this even a debate?

the closest to romance you can get is mind control and/or rape

which one do you pick?

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>Implying the tree dick is not massive

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Miniman, do you really need someone to teach you how to use gear? Scanning area for secrets isn't fun either if it's just pointed out to you what's the point of exploring then

S-Pear and play defensively to take advantage of range and cooldown time

Sword of Accuracy for tanking
Thorned Dagger for raid dps
S-Pear for PVP

Red > Black > Green

Red seems OP. Black is cool to trick people or fuck around but no real uses.

Green seems cool but I love animals so much and don't want to put them at risk or control them. Don't want to turn my dick into a forest or anything by accident too.

Curse of Solitude and convince everyone in the game I'm the main character and everyone else is just an NPC

You win this time tree hugger

Any staff that doesn't have aliasing problems?

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staff of broken
>breaks your kneecaps
>breaks your heart
>no aliasing problems

*turns ur green staff into a forest*
nothing personal faggot.

How can stafflets even compete even compete

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